what about my arms

Not so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻‍♂️🔫 and me 👨‍🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼‍⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻‍♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅‍♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨‍👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩‍🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋‍♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨‍👧‍👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱‍♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨‍👧‍👦 MORTY 🙍🏻‍♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼‍⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅‍♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻‍♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨‍👩‍👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨‍🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸‍♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻‍♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏

thefallinggame  asked:

Anzu and Yuugi working out makes me think of Jou and Honda hauling Yuugi off to the gym and trying to get him into weight lifting XD

Honda your military is showing.

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psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First thing that’s different No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce Morty That’s my series arc Morty If it takes 9 seasons I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY IT’S GONNA US ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY

psychic: what  t he  fu c k

How season 3 will probably go
  • Eclipsa: Ahh, not so fast Star. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Star. Just you and me, and sometimes Marco, and sometimes your dad, but NEVER your mom! You wanna know why Star? Because she CROSSED me.
  • Star: OK, take it easy, Eclipsa! Th-that's dark.
  • Eclipsa: Oh it gets darker Star... Welcome to the darkest year of your adventures. First thing that’s different, no more mom, Star. She threatened to turn me in to the magical high commission, so I made her and the commission go away...
  • Star: Ohhh fuck...
  • Eclipsa: I replaced them both as the defacto-matriarch of your family, AND your kingdom.
  • Star: Oh man...
  • Eclipsa: Mewni wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you.
  • Star: Ohhhh-woah...
  • Eclipsa: I JUST TOOK OVER THE KINGDOM STAR!
  • Star: Oh man.
  • Eclipsa: And if you tell your dad or your people I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Star. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Star, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of those B4 Snookers chocolate bars, Star.
  • Star: Wh-what are you talking about?
  • Ecliipsa: Because that’s, that's what this is all about Star!
  • Star: B4?
  • Eclipsa: Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead mom, Star, that was FAKE! I-I’m driven by finding those Snookers bars.
  • Star: Snookers?
  • Eclipsa: I want those Snookers bars, Star. That's my series arc, Star!
  • Star: What the hell?
  • Eclipsa: If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY B4 SNOOKERS CHOCOLATE BARS STAR!
  • Star: What are you talking about, Eclipsa?!
  • Eclipsa: TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END, STAR! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS, STAR! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THOSE SNOOKERS CHOCOLATE BARS!
  • Star: What is that?!
  • Ecliipsa: FOR 97 MORE YEARS, STAR! I WANT THOSE CHOCOLATE BARS, STAR!

Not so fast Morty,
You heard your mom
we got adventures to go on Morty๐Ÿ–๐Ÿป
Just you and me
and sometimes your sister
and sometimes your mom
but NEVER your dad!
You wanna know why Morty?
Because he CROSSED me ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

Oh it gets Darker Morty,
Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures,
First thing thatโ€™s different
no more dad Morty
he threatened to turn me into the government, so I made him
and the government go away.

I repla*burp*ced them both as the patriarch of your family
and your universe ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป
Your mom wouldnโ€™t have accepted me
if I came home without you or your sister,
So now you know the Real reason why i rescued you
I Just Took Over The Family Morty!
& if you tell your mom or sister i said any of this, Iโ€™ll deny it!
& theyโ€™ll take my side because Iโ€™m a hero Morty!
Now youโ€™re gonna have to do whatever i say Morty! Forever!!
(as if he didnt already)
(that close up of Rick looks sexy btw)
& I-I
*has a mini stroke with his words*
Iโ€™ll go out and find some of that, Mulan Szechuan* Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty!
BEcause Thatโ€™s ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ
thatโ€™s what this is all about Morty!
Thatโ€™s my one arm man?!
Iโ€™m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty!
That was FAKE!
(Morty tries to crawl away and Rick pulls that bitch closer to him)
(Morty looks genuinely terrified LOL)
Iโ€™m driven by finding that
McNugget Sauce!!
*Morty in the backround*
โ€œNugget?!!โ€
I want That Mulan McNugget Sauce!
Morty!
Thatโ€™s my series arc Morty!
It takes 9 seasons!
(Iโ€™d watch that tbh)
I WANT MY MCNUGGETS! ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป

—  Rick Sanchez
Rick and Morty S3 E1
April 1st, 2017
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don’t play with alien flowers they might have fashion sense

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Happy Birthday, Queen (11th February, 1982)

People say to me, you like to play strong women. I like to say: I like to play women who are terrified, but they find a way through their fear. That’s what the tat on my arm is about. We all feel fear. Fear is a part of human nature; it’s a necessary emotion. The secret is not not feeling it, it’s pushing through it. You know?

People say to me, you like to play strong women. I like to say: I like to play women who are terrified, but they find a way through their fear. That’s what the tat on my arm is about. We all feel fear. Fear is a part of human nature; it’s a necessary emotion. The secret is not not feeling it, it’s pushing through it. You know?

  • Not so fast Morty ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป you heard your mom ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿผ we’ve got adventures ๐Ÿ”ฅ to go on Morty ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ Just you ๐Ÿ”ซ and me ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ”ซ and sometimes your sister ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ฑ and sometimes your mom ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ‍โš•๏ธ๐ŸŽ but โ€ผ๏ธ NEVER โœ‹ your ๐Ÿ˜ค dad! โŒ๐Ÿ˜ท You wanna ๐Ÿ™ˆ know why Morty? ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’ฏ Because he CROSSED me ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ Oh ๐Ÿ˜ต it gets darker Morty ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒš Welcome ๐Ÿ‘ฝ to the ๐Ÿ˜ญ darkest ๐Ÿ˜ˆ year of our ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ฆadventures ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ซ First 1๏ธโƒฃ thing that’s ๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐ŸŽค different โ‰๏ธ No more dad Morty ๐Ÿ†’ He threatened ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Ž to turn me in ๐Ÿ™‹‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ to the government ๐Ÿ˜“ so I made him ๐Ÿ€ and the government ๐Ÿ’ฉ go away ๐Ÿ–• I repla๐Ÿ˜–ced them both ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ›as the ๐Ÿ˜ˆ defacto ๐Ÿคก patriarch ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป of your family ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ง‍๐Ÿ‘ฆand ๐Ÿ˜ฒ your universe ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ™Œ Your mom ๐ŸŽ wouldn’t have ๐Ÿ‘‹ accepted me if I came home ๐Ÿก without you ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป and your sister ๐Ÿ‘ฑ‍โ™€๏ธ so now you know ๐ŸŽ“ the real ๐Ÿ’ฏ reason ๐ŸŒŸ I rescued you ๐Ÿ‘ I JUST ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ TOOK OVER ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜ต THE FAMILY ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ง‍๐Ÿ‘ฆ MORTY ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป‍โ™‚๏ธ And ๐Ÿ‘€ if you tell your mom or sister ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ‍โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ I said any of this ๐Ÿ™Š I’ll deny it ๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค And ๐Ÿ˜ they’ll take my side ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ because I’m a hero ๐Ÿ† Morty ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ And now ๐Ÿ‘Š you’re gonna have to do ๐Ÿ’ whatever I say ๐Ÿ˜ Morty ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Forever ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ•ค๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ’€ And I’ll go out ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ and find ๐Ÿ”ญ some more ๐Ÿ™€ of that ๐Ÿ‘… Mulan ๐Ÿฅ‹๐ŸŽŽ Szechuan ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸฎTeriyaki ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ dipping sauce ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ™ Morty ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ Because that’s ๐Ÿ‘‰ what this ๐ŸŽ‰ is all about Morty ๐Ÿ— That’s my 1๏ธโƒฃ one โ˜๏ธ arm man I’m not โŒ driven ๐Ÿš˜ by avenging โœŠ๐Ÿป my dead ๐Ÿ’€ family ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿ‘ง Morty ๐Ÿ’ง That was ๐Ÿ™‰ FAKE โœจ I’m ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ”ฌ driven ๐Ÿ’จ by finding ๐Ÿ‘€ that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ McNugget ๐ŸŸ Sauce ๐Ÿ’ฆ I want ๐Ÿ˜ฑ that ๐Ÿ˜ณ Mulan ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฅ‹ McNugget Sauce ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆMorty ๐Ÿ˜ญ That’s ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ my series ๐ŸŽฌ arc ๐ŸŒˆ Morty ๐Ÿ‘‘ If it takes โค๏ธ 9 โค๏ธ seasons โค๏ธ I WANT ๐Ÿ˜ซ MY ๐Ÿ‘ MCNUGGET ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ DIPPING SAUCE ๐Ÿ’ฆSZECHUAN ๐Ÿ”ฅ SAUCE MORTY ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ต IT’S GONNA TAKE ๐Ÿš€ US ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป ALL THE WAY ๐Ÿ’ซ TO ๐Ÿ‘‰ THE ๐Ÿ‘‰ END MORTY ๐Ÿ 9๏ธโƒฃ MORE ๐Ÿ’ฐ SEASONS ๐Ÿค– MORTY ๐Ÿ’Ž 9๏ธโƒฃ MORE SEASONS ๐Ÿ™Œ UNTIL I GET ๐ŸŽ THAT ๐Ÿ˜ DIPPING โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ SZECHUAN ๐ŸŽŽ SAUCE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ FOR 9๏ธโƒฃ7๏ธโƒฃ MORE YEARS โŒ›๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ MORTY ๐Ÿ’€ I ๐Ÿ‘ WANT ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ MCNUGGET ๐Ÿ‘ SAUCE ๐Ÿ‘ MORTY ๐Ÿ‘
Mirror For The Sun - Part 7: The Grand Tetons

Masterlist ย - ย Series Masterlist ย - ย Part 6ย - Part 8ย 

Summary: (Bucky POV) Nat tricks you into leading a road trip with Bucky, Sam and Steve. Her plot is partly to get the boys to travel for fun for once but mostly to get you and Bucky together. You and Bucky, who seemingly despise each other.

Warnings: swearing, super mild smoot (itโ€™s not really even smut)

Word Count: 4501

Authorโ€™s Note: This part is way too damn long. I really just like the ending. But I also couldnโ€™t figure out what I wanted to cut so youโ€™re getting all of it.

Originally posted by annutystan

As we climb back to the car, Y/N has slipped off of Samโ€™s shoulders and shoved past him, nearly running up the trail, farther away from Sam. And from me. When we make it to the top of the trail and the edge of the parking lot, Steve looks to me with a shocked and unsure shrug, lifting his hands up in question. She barely speaks to anyone, only muttering a disgruntled, โ€œTrunk, pleaseโ€ to Steve.

Once weโ€™ve changed into dry clothes, Y/N tosses her now useless phone haphazardly into the trunk and grabs for her dated Atlas before slipping into the car without a word. She doesnโ€™t move closer to me, she doesnโ€™t look up from her Atlas. Goddamn it. Sheโ€™s so upset. โ€œGo left,โ€ she instructs with a heavy sigh as she flips through the pages until she finds the map for South Dakota. She traces over an already marked road until it reaches the end of the page, before moving quickly over to Wyoming.

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  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different?! No more dad, Morty! He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away! I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe! Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you! I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it! And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about, Morty! That’s my one arm man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was FAKE! I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE! SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY! IT’S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY!!

Not so fast 🏃🏃🏃 Morty🙎🙎, you heard 👂🔊 your mom 💁👪. We’ve got adventures 🚀🚀🚀🚀👌 to go on Morty. Just you🙎 and me👴. And sometimes your sister👧 and sometimes your mom👱 but never 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫❌❌your dad👷. You wanna know⁉⁉ why⁉ Morty🙎? Because he 🕇🕇🕇crossed🕆🕆🕆 me. Oh it gets darker🌑🌑☀ Morty🙎. Welcome to the darkest ☀☀year of our adventures. First⚀☝ thing that’s different👏, no👏❌ more👏❌ dad👏❌ Morty🙎🙎. He threatened 🚫to turn me in🔒🔒🔒🔒 to the government🏛🗽🏛. So I made him👷 and the government🏛 go away✋🖐🖑👋👐. I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family 👪👪and your universe🌠☄. Your mom👱 wouldn’t have accepted me✔✔ if I came home🏘🏠🏠 without you and your sister🙎👧, so now you know the real reason I rescued🏨🏥 you. I just took over the family Morty👪👴👴 and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it❌🚫❌🚫. And they’ll take my side✔✔✔ because I’m a hero🔖🎺🎺🌍 Morty. And now you’re gonna go 🏃🏃and do whatever I say🏃🏇 Morty. Forever⬆⬆. And I’ll go out🏃 and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szeschuan👏 Teriyaki👏 dipping sauce🍱🍗 Morty. Because that’s what this is all about Morty🍗🍗. That’s my one-arm💪💪 man👨. I’m not driven by avenging my dead🛇🛇🚫🚫 family🔝 Morty. That was fake❌❎. I’m driven by finding🔎🔎🔎🔎 that Mcnugget sauce🍗🍱🍗🍱. I want that Mulan 🍗Mcnugget🍱 sauce 👏Morty. That’s my series arc ↗↗Morty. If it takes nine⚅⚂ seasons. I want my Mcnugget dipping sauce Szeschuan sauce 👅💦💦💦💦👅💦Morty. That’s what’s going to take us all the way ➡➡➡➡to the end🔚 Morty. Season nine⚅⚂ more seasons Morty. ⚅⚂Nine more seasons until I get that dipping 🖓🖓Szeschuan sauce👏. For ninety-seven ⚅⚂⚄⚁more years Morty🙎. I want that Mcnugget🍱🍱🍗 sauce Morty🙎.

Mine/Damon Salvatore Smut

Originally posted by retricar

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Love in Bloom Fanfic Scene commission for @thattachibooty

Oh my god. How are they this cute and Makoto in a Hello Kitty apron should be illegal at one point.(/。\) Yeah, Haru. Go touch that arm like nbd.

prompt #10 (Derek Hale)

10.“so why did you punch him again?” Requested by @keepcalm-and-beyou

Originally posted by stilessderek

“so are you free tomorrow night?” Jackson asked from behind me.

I closed my locker door, taking in a deep breath. This has been going on for about three days now. Jackson Whittemore has suddenly taken an interest in me. Personally I think it’s just to get under my brothers skin. Could you imagine Stiles’ face if I told him I was going on a date with Jackson?

“sorry, busy.” I said walking past him with my books.

Suddenly the books are taken from my arms

“well what about Saturday?” Jackson asks carrying my books.

“uh you know what I think i’m busy then too.” I said trying to get my books back.

“busy doing what?” Jackson said rolling his eyes.

“I uh have to vacuum my room.” I said mentally slapping myself.

Jackson gave me an are you serious look.

“well that and other chores.” I said quickly recovering.

“well what about Sunday.” Jackson said stopping in front of me.

Damn this kid just doesn’t give up.

“Jackson, I just don’t think it’s a good idea. Aren’t you and Lydia together anyways?” I said trying to go around him.

He reached a hand out stopping me.

“No. Lydia and I aren’t together. It’s one date y/n what could possibly go wrong?” Jackson said giving his signature smile.

I mentally laughed at that phrase what could possibly go wrong. Since learning about the supernatural I now knew that something could and always would go wrong but Jackson didn’t know about any of that.

“well I’d have to spend a whole night with you.” I said grabbing my books from his hands.

Jackson stood there shocked. I took that time to brush past him and walk out the doors of our high school. It didn’t last long because Jackson quickly caught up with me. I groaned, throwing my head back in frustration.  

“who wouldn’t want to spend the night with me? I’m Jackson freaking Whittemore.” He said putting his hands on his hips like a pissed off female.

I was thankful when a familiar black mustang pulled up in front of the school.

“get in.” Derek said rolling down his window.

I went to get in but Jackson grabbed my arm making me drop my books.

“do you know this guy?" Jackson asked glaring at Derek.  

"yeah he’s my uh boyfriend.” I said scratching the back of my neck nervously and mentally facepalming myself.

I silently prayed Derek didn’t hear me.

“this guy.” Jackson said scoffing.

Derek now got out of the car picking up my books.

“we need to go.” He growled throwing my books in the backseat.

“don’t tell her what to do.” Jackson said pulling me behind him.

Oh boy he’s pushing it now.

“excuse me?” Derek said scoffing.

I quickly ran in front of Jackson and got in between the two boys.

“well this was a great little first meeting but uh Derek and I have somewhere to be so Jackson thanks for the date offer but I’ll have to politely decline.” I said grabbing Derek’s hand to drag him to the car.

but of course Jackson being well Jackson, had to get the last word.

“whatever its your loss, have fun with your boyfriend.” Jackson said crossing his arms over his chest.

I groaned hoping he wouldn’t say the b-word. I grabbed Derek's hand and started to pull him away again but Derek turned back around punching Jackson right in the face. Jackson stumbled back holding his now bloody nose.

“lets go.” Derek said getting in the drivers seat.

I looked at Jackson once more before hopping in the passenger seat. Derek sped off, the school now just becoming something in the distance. I looked at Derek cautiously. His knuckles were white as he gripped the steering wheel tighter.

“Derek.” I said placing my hand on his.

He looked at me taking his eyes off the road. He pulled the car over taking some deep breaths. I didn’t know why he was so angry right now.

“who was that idiot?” Derek finally asked looking me in the eyes.

“Jackson freaking Whittemore.” I said quoting Jackson from earlier.

“He’s very annoying.” Derek said.

“tell me about it.” I scoffed.

There was an awkward silence that filled the car.

“boyfriend?” Derek said raising his eyebrows.

I felt the heat rush to my cheeks.

“that was the only way to keep him from asking me out again.” I said shrugging my shoulders.

Derek laughed at me making my cheeks heat up once again. 

so why did you punch him again?” I asked making Derek stop laughing and look at me.

I swear for a second I thought I saw his cheeks turn pink. Derek was silent.

“were you jealous?” I said laughing at him this time.

“I told you he’s annoying.” Derek said returning to his stoic manner.

“whatever you say Derek Hale.” I said rolling my eyes.

There was another awkward silence that filled the car.

“but if he asks you out again, tell him i’ll kick his ass.” Derek said starting the car and pulling away.

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