what a unicorn

“Says the actress of her and Joseph Fiennes’ characters: ”[Fiennes and I] are the villains. Suddenly Trump is elected, and all this negative behavior comes to light. I start seeing these parallels between [my character’s] actions and what Trump’s doing. It’s in a weird way an inspiration but also a horrid parallel.“

Yvonne Strahovski photographed April 21 at The Beekman in New York for Hollywood Reporter [x]

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ask and I shall answer — this is Yuuei’s unicorn daughter now ♫

darling, I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I wrote this really quick for you. I’m not sure what you had in mind, but I went to a 100 % unicorns place, so I hope this makes you smile a little.


A shadow falls across Stiles’ worksheet and he looks up to see Lydia, mouth pursed, staring down at him. She says, “What do you know about unicorns?”

“About as much as the average eleven year old boy,” he says, which is: not much. Horse-like, pointy horn, something to do with virgins.

Of course, he goes home and finds out everything he can about them immediately. Both because Lydia asked, and because now he can’t stop thinking about it.

Lydia has forgotten all about their conversation by the time he’s ready to dazzle her with his knowledge, so alas, his mad unicorn skillz lie dormant for years, until all the shit with the werewolves.

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Stiles is cat-napping in a spill of sun when all his warmth is blocked—he makes an irritated sound and opens his eyes to find Derek looming over him, frowning.  Stiles kicks out a foot and rolls over onto his side in the grass.

Derek says, “What do you know about unicorns?”

Stiles yawns and says, “A surprising amount for a teenage boy.”

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Vegan Unicorn Cheesecake

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups cashews soaked for 1 hour
  • 1 large juiced lemon
  • 15 dates
  • pinch of salt
  • 1 cup almonds
  • food dye (yellow, blue, red, green)
  • ½ cup coconut milk (use the cream from the top)
  • ¼ cup maple syrup
  • 1/3 cup coconut oil
  • sprinkles 

Directions:

  1. Soak cashews in warm water for 1-2 hours. In a food processor blend pitted dates, almonds and a pinch of salt until a cookie like dough forms. Lay out parchment paper in a baking pan and press the dough on the bottom and freeze. 
  2. Drain the cashews and place in a food processor with the coconut cream, oil, lemon juice and maple syrup. Blend until a smooth cream forms. Pour the cream into four bowls equally. In each bowl add a few drops of food coloring and mix until each bowl has pastel colored cream. 
  3. Pour the different colors on top of the crust. Use a spoon to create a pretty marbled look. Add sprinkles and freeze for at least 4 hours.
  4. Take it out of the freezer and cut out a piece and enjoy this pretty treat.
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“Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like him.”

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Vegan Pink Unicorn Hot Chocolate

Ring in the new year with this pretty warming drink!

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of soy or hemp milk (You need a thicker non dairy milk)
  • 100 grams shredded vegan white chocolate
  • 1 cup of froze strawberries
  • 1 tbsp red food coloring
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • Vegan whipped cream
  • Pretty sprinkles

Directions:

  1. In a small pot heat up the milk, do not boil. Then add shredded white chocolate and constantly stir on low heat. 
  2. Microwave the strawberries or 2 minutes. You will find that the berries have lost a lot of juice.
  3. Strain the strawberries and the juice into the pot and stir. 
  4. Add the vanilla and the food coloring. Stir until combined. 
  5. Pour the hot chocolate into glasses and decorate with whipped cream and pretty sprinkles (this makes the drink more magical). 
  6. Enjoy and have a safe and happy new year!

NEW CARD! NEW CARD!

Sorry if this is a jump in quality /humblebrag

As for the symbolism, Shrignold is the creepy angel watching over the two and the tree has yellow ‘wings’ on them. The cult emphasises on that ring a lot. The Lovers card is all about decisions in relationships, and in the case, the cult will control every decision their members do in the name of love. Kind of creepy for such a pretty card heh.

fave cesare borgia moment: that one time he stole porn from the french and they were so upset about it that they listed it along with all of the holy relics he stole

Cesare “had captured part of the French baggage train - which included a piece of the Holy Cross, a sacred thorn, a limb of Saint-Denis, the Blessed Virgin’s vest, and a book depicting naked women “painted at various times and places… with sketches of intercourse and lasciviousness in each city”

                 -Christopher Hibbert, The Borgias and Their Enemies

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Happy Belated Birthday @psycho4sans! I hope you enjoy this silly twist on The Fantastic Adventures of Papico. :3

If the rest of you understand what I’m referencing, then I am so proud!

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If it hasn’t been already, I propose KELPIE Mabel for the Monster Falls AU :vc