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anonymous asked:

i'm not straight, and i'm not gay either. what a surprise. i like girls and guys.

so your celebrity crush was jlaw and now its evan p……..i thought that was his coming out but maybe he realized some people still think hes straight

anonymous asked:

RFA reacts to MC planning a surprise picnic for Valentine's day with food she made

Thank you for your request and i hope you like it!

Yoosung

  • It’s Valentine’s Day and you said you had a surprise for him in the park…
  • He’s already excited!
  • It’s his first Valentine’s Day with someone…He is nervous, but he also has sure that this will be awesome!
  • When you reveal to him what is the surprise, his jaw dropped!
  • You made that??! WOW!
  • Looks so good!
  • He’ll eat this food so quickly because for him this is too delicious!
  • But he’ll feel bad that he ate too fast so this date will have to end sooner 
  • HE MESSED UP HE WANTS TO CRY!
  • But when you reassure him that this is ok, he smiles, so relieved…
  • Your attitude in doing all these things…This beautiful picnic makes him be so emotional…
  • He’ll not sleep this night because he’ll keep playing the memories of this date with him!
  • He’ll definitely some good breakfast for you tomorrow, with a lot of love!

Zen

  • Really MC?
  • A surprise picnic? Romantic.
  • Did you make the food? Romantic!
  • Wow, this is so perfect, why he didn’t have this idea!
  • Well, he actually knows how to cook, but your food tastes delightful!
  • And he’ll try to feed you, every time is getting annoying, but you know, romance!
  • He just finds this like a fairy tail, you and him, in nature, eating a good meal, with the wind blowing in your hair!
  • We need to take a selfie!
  • He takes so many selfies that the food is already cold when he’s going to eat it.
  • “EVEN COLD THIS IS GOOD”
  • -_-
  • After all, he loved this surprise, it was what he wanted, a romantic Valentine’s Day.
  • Well, now is your turn to see what he has prepared for you!

Jaehee

  • When she saw what you planned, she gives you a genuine smile.
  • This is such a good idea MC!
  • And she really keeps complimenting your food with so many cute compliments, you just can’t stop smiling!
  • That was so simple, but it was so good.
  • You two spend the evening just eating some casual food, looking around and talking.
  • Looks boring, but it was pretty good.
  • You never saw Jaehee smiling and laughing that much, this really made you feel so happy about all that.
  • She knows this was a surprise for Valentine’s Day and everything…But she really wants to do this again, you know?
  • You make something, she makes something…Everything will be perfect!
  • It will be a pleasant time, like always.

Jumin

  • He didn’t want to come here, but is Valentine’s Day and you said you had a surprise for him
  • What is surprising? He doesn’t know, but he sure want to
  • When you said it was a picnic, he thought this was too simple for this date
  • But before he could even say something you said that you prepared that food, he made sure to shut the hell up about it
  • When he starts to eat it…He almost doesn’t believe that you prepared that, something !it was too good!
  • When he asked what was your secret you just replied with “love”
  • That made him think…And then he realizes he has been a dork all this time.
  • It doesn’t matter if is big or small, simple or not, the feelings…The meaning matters.
  • And you made this with so much love that not even the best chefs could so something so delightful 
  • He smiles so much that evening, he didn’t even look like that important Jumin Han.
  • He sure wants to do this again, he can even something!
  • Oh, and can Elizabeth come or this is a bad idea?

707

  • You finally manage to make him leave that bunker for this one fucking day.
  • He’s just a dork running through the park, you would be embarrassed if you weren’t already familiar with his way.
  • When you reveal to him the surprise, he just gave you a big smile!
  • He already knew it, he watched over you, but he’ll lie and make sure you think he’s really surprised!
  • But happy? Happy he definitely is!
  • “Woow, you made real food for me? That was a miss steak”
  • Yes, he fucking evening is him making you laugh only when you have your mouth full of food.
  • After that, he’ll talk to you, finally being romantic, talking about the sky, until he gets even close to you, putting one hand on your cheek
  • “You know MC…” He got even closer, looking deep into your eyes, “I think we made a nice pear…”
  • DAMN IT SAEYOUNG
  • You get out a little mad and he is just laughing his ass off
  • “ORANGE YOU GLAD TO BE HERE WITH ME MC?!!!”
  • “IT’S NACHO YOUR PROBLEM” You yelled while walking
  • He just opens his mouth “…I love this woman…WAIT FOR ME!”
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Summary: A certain family member comes to visit and he has things to say, much to a young man’s distress.

Warnings: Mentions of past abuse, emotional abuse, attempted physical harm

Word count: 4,413

Requested by @princeasimdiya12!! Hope you enjoy it; I really enjoyed writing it ah!!

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“You did what last year?”

“Oh c’mon Ford, don’t act so surprised. I’ve been doing dumb shit like that since we were young.”

“Okay, sure, but these were young kids. Don’t you think that was a little bit of overkill?”

Stan shook his head, grinning mischievously in Ford’s direction, making his way through an opened pack of gummy bears he had snooped from the bowl by the front door. When Ford continued to stare at him disbelievingly, Stan waved his hand, talking past the gummies in his mouth.

“Hey, in their defense, none of that even worked! Not even the ‘sausages-as-intestines’ bit, and I thought that was pretty intense.”

Ford’s face screwed up in amusement before biting into a chocolate bar. “I’m sure it was,” he mused sarcastically. A moment passed before Ford’s brows drew down, in obvious confusion.

“Then how the hell did you manage to scare them?”

Stan let out a gruff laugh, patting his protruding gut. “Turns out old people are gross, but else is new?”

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You know, if you give me an RPG with townsfolk that can be killed by the player, I WILL wipe at least one town off the map just for shits and giggles.

If the leveling system allows me to eventually outpace the in game law enforcement to an absurd degree, I WILL depopulate the entire country at the end of my playthrough.

Fallout: If you thought the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland was barren before you’ll be surprised what further damage I can do to it.

Fable: I’m pretty certain I single-handedly crashed Fantasy-Britain’s economy by slaughtering all those responsible for agriculture and trade, then I overthrew the government.

Deus Ex: Well, Detroit doesn’t have traffic problems anymore.

Skyrim: You really thought Dragons were the threat to the world?

anonymous asked:

There's a shipping meme where you finish the sentence "I ship it..." with one of nine options. 1. Because it's adorable. 2. Because it's hot. 3. Because it's plausible. 4. Because they're alike. 5. Because they're opposites. 6. Because it's canon. 7. Because of subtext. 8. Because of fanart. 9. BECAUSE I CAN! Which nine ships from Butch Hartman ("The Fairly OddParents" and "Danny Phantom") would you put in these categories?

WHY I LIKE MY SHIPS

1) Because it’s adorable

2) Because it’s hot

3) Because it’s plausible

4) Because they’re alike

5) Because they’re opposites

6) Because it’s canon

7) Because of subtext

8) Because of fanart

9) BECAUSE I CAN!

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I never really make any post, but the way all my dash is talking about harry right now is really upsetting me.
I think that dropping a surprise single or like performing it at the brits and then starting promoting it actively and giving all the necessary infos would actually be a good strategy. I genuinely don’t understand why everyone seem to think the opposite. Why do you think it wouldn’t be wise? Cause he was off social media for like an year? I mean, and so what? Surprise droppings are a thing that - surprise! - not only Beyoncé pulls. In fact, I think this town was a surprise drop too.
I feel like larries are the only ones being upset and I don’t get why. I don’t like Jeff too, I swear to god, he makes me so mad, that fucking quote about metrics made me roll my eyes like few other things in my life have, but from hating Jeff to saying that Harry’s work would be a flop or a disaster or that Harry’s gotten arrogant.. I’m sorry but I don’t think any of these things are true and I’m really upset about my dash. Of course anyone is entitled to their opinion and I know that not all the people who are against this strategy are hating on harry, but I am seeing posts of people legitimately saying nasty things about him and I don’t like it. Harry has done NOTHING to deserve your hate and I think that before judging him we should at least giving him and his team the benefit of the doubt.

A/N: Based on a one-word prompt from @alyssagisme (sorry it took so long)


The loud sigh coming from the bathroom caught Michonne’s attention when she stepped into the bedroom that she and Rick shared. She was not aware that anyone was home, so when she heard Rick,  she decided to peer around the doorway. He stood staring into the mirror and shifting his hair on top of his head; he was so focused that he had not heard her enter.

“Everything okay?” Michonne asked as she took in Rick’s appearance; he had his towel wrapped around the lower part of his body, and that was all he was wearing. Small drops of water peppered his skin; his brow was furrowed and his expression serious.

“Yeah,” said Rick quietly as he glanced at her; he sounded deflated, she noted.

“Rick,” she said. “Come on, you can tell me anything. What’s wrong?”

He sighed once more, never surprised at how well she knew him; he scratched his tidy beard.

“It’s nothin’,” he lied.

“It’s something,” she countered, stepping closer to him; making him feel more comfortable to speak about what was bothering him.

“Just somethin’ Carl mentioned before,” Rick proffered.

“Tell me,” she urged, placing her hand on his bare shoulder; he sighed once more as her thumb traced invisible circles.

“He, ah, pointed out that my hair was thinning in the front,” Rick admitted, averting his eyes; Michonne looked at his hair.

“And you’re a little sensitive about it?” she asked, hiding her smile; he was utterly adorable.

Rick nodded, “Yeah. It’s silly, I know. But I guess I am feelin’ sensitive.”

“Well,” said Michonne as she moved closer and pressed a kiss to his cheek, before stroking his curls. “I still love your hair.”

She kissed his shoulder.

“I still love everything about you,” she offered as she wrapped her arm around him and rested her head against his.

“And I still love you.”

From CEO to homeless

Ju Kyung had come to the office in search on his phone, because he no matter how much he hates to admit it, he was clumsy. He always left his things everywhere he goes. He could practically hear his mother shouting at how lucky he is to still have his head attached to his body everytime he lost something. Ju Kyung sighed keying in the pass code and pushing the glass door to the studio. He was surprised however to find his CEO lying down on the sofa, a frown on his lips as his face glowed from the light of his screen.

He looked up and greeted Ju Kyung solemnly.

“What are you doing here hyung?” Ju Kyung asked, a mixture of surprised and amusement.

Amused because, he looked sad lying there on the couch or really; homeless. Surprised because, he had declined to go out dinner with him and the other guys for his girlfriend. He only rolled his eyes in reply and continued on scrolling down his phone, probably going through Instagram. Ju Kyung noticed the broken-hearted song playing on the background, what he would suspect a reflection of how his CEO feels.

“You’re sleeping here?”

“Yeah.”

“I thought you were-”

“Yeah well I got kicked out.”

“Kicked out?”

“Yeah, fucking kicked out of my own fucking house.”

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Ana: So, what is this huge surprise? I had butterflies in my stomach the whole way over here.

Archer: Well … it’s this! 

Ana: What is this?

Archer: This, in front of you. I bought it for you … I know you’ve had a dream of owning your own restaurant since we were teenagers. It’s nothing much, but I hope you’ll still like it.

Ana: You’ve gotta be kidding me…

anonymous asked:

What if Ed's surprise duet partner on the Brits is OT4? Can you imagine??!!'n yes please

he said partner to trick us all the truth is it’s gonna be partnerS

I was wondering lately about having a PO box. First, for when I send readings and charm bags and such, but also in case some of you wants to start Pen pal letters, or send me things to review (I am considering offering this kind of services for months haha, i think it’s always fun to discover and make you discover pretty witchy stuff ! I did it once or twice already and quite enjoyed it!)….Or why not a surprise package haha. What do you think of that??? Do you have a PO box?