what a stud

  • Me: *reads Clexa smut on AO3*
  • Mom: *talks about something*
  • Me: *doesn't pay attention to her* *smirks into phone* *horny af*
  • Mom: Awww do you text some cute boy? What's his name?
  • Me: *dry as a desert now* Omfg yes mom he's so... handsome *stares at phone* His name is.. uhm.. Gustus