what a nice tie

taz characters as weird shit my friends have said
  • taako: trust me! or don't, i don't care.
  • merle: it's like good cop bad cop, but good priest bad priest!
  • magnus: i know how to NOT cut someone in half with a sword...
  • lup: why would you even like need to know the law at all? ever?? at all???
  • barry: i swear, that man is nothing but an ice cream cone wearing pants!
  • lucretia: i'm allergic to things like that. things that sound stupid.
  • avi: the more you talk, the less i agree with you.
  • johann: never have i ever... dropped a beat that wasn't FIRE.
  • killian: can we have snacks now that we're gay?
  • carey: it's mythical, like a dragon... only dragons are real!
  • davenport: why does he always have a tie on, what's he hiding?
  • angus: well, that's nice and illegal...
  • kravitz: that's my name, don't... say it again.
  • john: hey, i've got a free drink voucher for the concession stand in HELL!
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here is another list of dialogue prompts!! i’ve been having horrible writer’s block so i was thought this night help out with that. btw most of these aren’t mine but my macbook won’t let me source them sO credit to those who created these!!

Fluff + Angst

  1. “Hey, have you seen my…? Oh.”
  2. “Have I just entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  3. “I thought you were dead.”
  4. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  5. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  6. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while.”
  7. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba- goddammit.”
  8. “Wait a minute, are you jealous?”
  9. “I think we should take a break.”
  10. “I’m okay, really. Just please, stop talking to  me.”
  11. “Is a one-night-stand considered dating?
  12. “It’s not a double date. We’re just third and fourth wheeling.”
  13. “I missed this smile so much.”
  14. “You’re to good for me.”
  15. “You look at him/her the way I look at you.”
  16. “Please don’t leave me.”
  17. “We can make this work.”
  18. “I never thought we’d have a last kiss.”
  19. “I didn’t mean to leave you for so long— come here, I missed you.”
  20. “No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.”
  21. “Your lips are so soft. I could kiss them all day.”
  22. “Just hold me.”
  23. “When are you coming home?”
  24. “I don’t need a babysitter.”
  25. “She hates me doesn’t she?” 
  26. “You’re everything to me but I’m nothing to you.”
  27. “I thought you trusted me.”
  28. “Yeah my heart does that when I’m around you.”
  29. “Thanks for, you know, sticking with me.”
  30. “There’s no going back if we do this.”
  31. “Are you ticklish?”

Arguments / Unrequited Love /  Post Breakup 

  1. “It isn’t up for debate.”
  2. “Don’t talk to me.”
  3. “Go away.”
  4. “Don’t yell at me.”
  5. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologise for snapping at you ONCE?”
  6. “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
  7. “You have nothing to apologise for.”
  8. “I’m sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.”
  9. “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might actually like me.”
  10. “Those things you said yesterday.. Did you mean them?”
  11. “I hate you!”
  12. “Please just stop stringing me along.”
  13. “I’d give up so much to have another chance.”
  14. “Hey… I can’t believe you actually answered.”
  15. “Well, the door is right over there!”
  16. “I’m only bring you down.. Just let me go..” 
  17. “You lied to me!” 
  18. “You still love him, huh?”
  19. “You’re a coward.”
  20. “I didn’t mean for it to go this far.”
  21. “Then help me understand.”
  22. “How can you think I’m anything but hopelessly in love with you.”

Proposals / Marriage  

  1. “Marry me?”
  2. “Why haven’t you proposed to me yet?”
  3. “Are you.. proposing to me?”
  4. “I have a special surprise for you.. Close your eyes and follow me!”
  5. “I wasn’t planning on asking you. but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me?”
  6. “It’s our honeymoon and everything is super perfect and romantic.”
  7. “My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them.”

Pregnancy / Parenting

  1. “I’m pregnant.”
  2. “I want to have a baby.”
  3. “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… we are not ready for kids yet!”
  4. “Shh.. he’s/she’s sleeping!”
  5. “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt it kick!”
  6. “The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night.”
  7. “I think we should have another.”
  8. “Mm… your kid before five in the morning.”
  9. “I think it was a mistake getting the twins matching clothes.”
  10. “I can’t fit into my favourite dress anymore.”
  11. “Do you think we’ll be good parent’s?”
  12. “He’s/She’s crying again.. It’s your turn.”

Domesticity

  1. “Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch.”
  2. “We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about.”
  3. “I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything the could’ve went wrong, went wrong.”
  4. “We both have nowhere to be today so we get to spend our rare day off alone together.”
  5. “I cam home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’”
  6. “You can put your cold feet on me.”
  7. “There was a power outage so we’re having dinner by candlelight.”
  8. “It’s 3am let’s get food.”

Sensual / Flirty

  1. “We’re going to get caught!”
  2. “Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just enjoying the view.”
  3. “Don’t be bashful. You know you want it.”
  4. “You enjoying the view over there.”
  5. “How do you want me?”
  6. “No one needs to know.”
  7. “It’s just you and me tonight. I was thinking you could have a little fun..”
  8. “Babe, stop it, or I’ll have to tie you down.”
  9. “What a nice little sound. I think I’ll bite there again.”
  10. “I’m not going to stop leaving marks until everyone knows you’re mine.”
  11. “This is mine. Are we clear?”
  12. “I hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.”
  13. “Come sit on my lap, baby.”
  14. “You feel so good.”
  15. “I need you so bad.”
  16. “Get on your knees.”

“When bae does that shy embarrassed side eye accompanied with that trying to keep it in and not show teeth smile that makes you lose all feeling and go weak in the knees and pass out, then eventually come to, questioning what on earth just happened but then after a couple seconds you remember why…”

Let’s Make a Deal {Part II}

Author: Zoe

(A/N: I am amazed at how much people are loving this AU so far!)

Mobster! Cassian x Reader

Plot Summary: 1954. All you cared about was earning money and surviving in the concrete jungle that we call New York City. However, ever since WWII ended, crime was rampant all around, and you managed to land right in the heart of it all. Cassian Andor was one of the local crime bosses, and the two of you managed to cross paths.

“Another gin and tonic for you, Mister Jethals?” You asked, as the man sitting at the bar waved his hand.

“Please. Been a long fuckin’ day at City Hall.” He slurred, as you raised your brows, pouring his drink and grabbing a napkin and pen, giving a look to Jasmine as she nodded her head, moving on to distract some of the patrons with a few of her custom drinks.

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When he smells Gracia’s perfume, he promptly locks himself in a storage closet, and spends the next two hours trying not to throw up.

While he’s sitting there on the dark, dirty floor, heart busy trying to beat straight out of his chest and crushed with a pain so tight he can’t breathe, he tells himself a lot of things.

Lovin’ this fic.

Intimidation

BatFam x Reader, BatFam x Sibling!Reader

(A/N It took me a little to figure out what to do with this prompt but I’m really happy with the way it turned out)

Warnings: Thugs ganging up on someone

Gender Neutral (Attempted, let me know if I messed up)

The reader is around eight to ten years old and younger than Damian

Masterlist


“What in the name of all that is truly sacred on this world. Are. You Doing?”

“Stopping them,” Jason replies.

“Really?” You yell, as you duck once again. Jason had decided that it was a good idea to use his grappling hook to tie the thugs to the ceiling of the warehouse. If you hadn’t been paying attention you would have been hit in the head, multiple times, by their bodies as they flew towards the ceiling.

“Hey, at least I’m not killing them,” he says, while punching another thug. The only reason you were out on patrol with Jason was because your dad wouldn’t let you out on patrol on your own yet, probably because this is your fifth time going out, ever.

“Ugh,” you grunt as another body flies towards you then up to the ceiling. “I’m leaving,” you say and you grapple out one of the windows and onto the neighboring roof. From there you begin jumping from roof to roof, hoping to find something to do. Eventually you hear a scream so you turn and head towards the noise. 

When you get there you see someone being ganged up on by three other people, “Give us your valuables and we’ll leave you alone,” you hear the biggest one say, from your vantage point. You jump down behind them.

“Hey! Leave them alone!” They turn around to face you, the person that had be being ganged up on took your distraction as a chance to run.

“Look, if it isn’t the newest bat. What’re you gonna do t- You know what, you can just tie us up, nice and easy.” The thug, who you figured was the leader, says, and the three of them sit down, holding their hands out for you to tie them up.

“Okay,” you say. Then you go and tie their hands behind their backs. After you’ve tied them up you grapple onto the roof again, moving on to find something else to do.

“How long are we going to follow them?” Dick asks.

“Until they notice us,” Bruce says. With that your older brothers and father follow you around all night. Whenever you try to stop someone they stand behind your back and threaten the people silently, leaving you thinking you had intimidated them yourself.


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anonymous asked:

Okay but Fionn meeting your parents for the first time and getting all dressed up and the fear of them not likeing him all bottled up in side him !

“Ok. babe! Are you ready to go?” Y/N asked as her heels clicked along the wooden floor of his apartment. 

“Um.. Nearly. I just.. I don’t know what tie to wear.. I want to look nice, y’know,” he stuttered through the sentence, nerves becoming more evident. 

Today was Y/N’s mother’s birthday and also the first time Fionn would meet her parents. He had heard plenty about them; like her mother loves white roses and likes to keep the house clean, and her father did not mind what boy his daughter ended up with, as long as he was a good, honest man. Fionn hoped he could live up to that. 

Y/N giggled softly and walked over to him. He was staring at his small collection of ties, unsure of which one was best suited to the occasion. She cupped his cheeks with her small hands and softly caressed them with her thumbs. She leant in placing her lips on his and he gently returned the gesture. She pulled away with a loving look in her eyes and ran her thumb over is bottom lip, removing the traces of lipstick, “They will adore you, I know it, for sure.”

He just simply smiled nervously. 

“I like the navy blue one,” she decided for him with a small nod and began to tie it for him. 

He watched her as she concentrated on perfecting the knot, her eyebrows in a small crease, “How did I get so lucky?” he queried, admiring her beautiful face. 

“I could say the same,” she responded patting his chest gently. The stood in silence for a few moments, simply admiring each other. 

“We need to go, we’ll be late,” Fionn said breaking the silence, “I want your parents to think I am punctual.”

She let out a small chuckle, “Ok, Mr Goody-Two Shoes, let’s go.”

Since leaving the apartment and arriving at her childhood home, Fionn had not let go of Y/N’s hand. He was beginning to become more nervous. He grabbed the white roses from the backseat of the car and instantly put his hand back in hers. 

Y/N let herself through the door with Fionn in tow. The sounds of other guests and family members filled the home. 

“Hello! Anybody home?” Y/N yelled out and immediately her mother’s voice rang through the home. 

“Y/N! You’re here!” she yelled in delight and came ronin down the hall. She immediately engulfed her daughter in a hug and the exchanged ‘I missed you’s’ and all that. Fionn watched on with a small smile. As they pulled away her mother set her eyes on him.

“Oh my goodness! You must be Fionn! I am so glad to finally meet you! Y/N was right, you are a handsome devil, aren’t you!” she exclaimed pulling him into a hug. 

He laughed softly and slightly blushed, “It is a pleasure to meet you, Mrs Y/L/N, and thank you.”

“Oh, please! Mrs Y/L/N is my mother in law, call me Y/M/N.”

Fionn just simply nodded and smiled, “Oh! And these are for you,” he added holding out the roses. 

“Oh! Thank you, darling! That is so sweet of you both!” she exclaimed taking the roses and showing them through to the kitchen where several more guests were. Y/N’s father set eyes on the pair and made his way over. This was the part that Fionn had dreaded. He watched on as Y/N hugged her father and casually conversed with him.

“And this is Fionn, Dad!” Y/N said, finally introducing the both of them with a big smile. 

“Ah! So this is the boy that swept my daughter off her feet!” He said with a smile. 

“Uh, yes sir, that would be me,” He responded nervously and squeezing Y/N’s hand a little tighter. 

“So glad to finally meet you, son. You have made my daughter one happy girl.”

Fionn let out a small sigh of relief, “I promise you, I only want t make her happy.”

(Translation) S彼 Kare x Night vol. 3

S彼xNight vol.3 調教好きなクールS彼編 (R18! Please proceed only if you are above 18!!)

CV. Furukawa Makoto


T/N: Commissioned! Thank you for the commission :)

Oh, keigo man. :-) I know a few peeps here love it (you know who you are) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This CD is basically all smut and no plot lmao… I mean there is a plot but the plot is the smut. :^)

and yes, eggman keeps attacking my life *sweats*


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Phryne's Tie

“No magic for you tonight Miss ?”

“That really is rather a nice tie.”

“What happened to your previous engagement ?”

“What greater force is there than thwarted love ?”

“Love can bring even the toughest men completely undone. ”

“You don’t know what its like to love someone and know you can never have them.”

“Where’s The Risk ?”

“Come After Me, Jack Robinson !”

Hesitant Alien

Prompt: Requested by Anonymous. “Can you please do one with Gerard and he’s an alien and he doesn’t understand earth so you have to teach him and he’s very confused and it’s very cute”

Word Count: 1,769

Pairing: Gerard x Reader (can be read as Gen tho)

A/N: I gave Gee they/them pronouns bc aliens don’t have our sense of gender and also bc why not

You’ve always believed in aliens, staring up at the stars when you were little and wondering when they would visit. But they didn’t come and you reached 13 still waiting, doodling little green men on your homework and your mom tried to tell you nothing was in the stars-she was never one for dreaming. You didn’t listen, sitting outside until bed time, looking out for UFOs hidden in the sky, heart endlessly hopeful. But now you’re almost 26 and the stars still call out, promises of aliens and new beginnings that you can’t let go of. Something is out there, of course something else is out there, why else is the universe so big? Maybe not little green men like your preteen imagination saw, maybe not robots set out to destroy Earth like movies like to tell stories of, maybe it’s just a bunch of goats. But something is out there and you can’t wait to know what.

You weren’t expecting that something to crash land in your backyard though. It’s late when it happens, dinner dishes in the sink and a movie you’ve seen a billion times playing on the TV. It’s loud, the earth splitting and wind howls, you’re out of your seat before things go silent and you’re opening the sliding door moments later. The cold air envelopes you as you step outside, stopping dead still in the wet grass. Your yard now has a small rocket sticking out of the ground, glinting silver in the moonlight, and you can do nothing but stare. A hatch on the side opens and something crawls out, groaning in pain and even in the dark it looks fairly human. Is this just NASA fucking up? Your endlessly hopeful heart tells you ‘no’, you know what this is.

“Alien,” You breathe out and the thing looks up at you, curious look on its human face.

“Alien? No, I’m Gerard.” It says, rubbing the back of its head as it stands. They’re taller then you, not by a lot though, and you stare up at them in awe.

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SHAMELESS FASHION P5… thought mostly about, if i was a fashion designer what kind of concept would tie in nicely with p5 blah blah blah. i was going to do the rest of the cast and make it a collection F/W 2018 but then Life Happened. (i’ll do the rest…. some other time? and reupload as the whole set…)

@rrefanpage / @cockenay / @oldspeaker

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

(draw the squad reference taken from here)

The Stalker - Reader Insert (Oswald x Reader x Edward /Oz’s POV) you’re getting punished PART 02

Originally posted by thequeenofgothamxo

Ok, this is probably the silliest and smuttiest story I’ve ever written!!! 

(And I apologize for that XD to basically everyone.)

thank you @gotham-city-tales​ and @callendra <3

here’s part 01 I advise to read it beforehand

Synopsis: You hacked Oswald, he finds out and is not amused, Edward tries to pour oil on troubled waters, things escalate quickly.

Warnings/TWs: (there’s a lot >.<) sexual content, oral sex, rough sex, voyeurism, three-way, filming, jerking off, spanking, rope, paddle, blindfold, blood, knife and a paranoid!Oswald /Sasswald

Tagging: @jokesterwrites​, @queencobblefreezestuff​, @thequeenofgothamxo​, @mistressofcobblepot​, @aya-fay​, @penguinsweetest​, @minpov@amandajuly81​, @under-oswalds-umbrella​, @cos7ma​, @oswald-cobblepot

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rewatching season three bc i love to suffer and i wanted to follow through on something i’d almost noticed before. let’s investigate!

the prophecy lady’s glasses were broken, so they didn’t make sense anymore. except in this scene (in episode 30) laura was wearing them and they read “and where Death has dominion, the holly fades or the garden withers, unless the little growly sunbeam says ‘no’.”

why doesthis stand out so much? Holly. Laura Hollis. Coincidental on it’s own, but earlier, when laura played scrabble against the death goddess, mattie called her the holly girl, a title repeated by dean perry in the finale.

repeated in the pit where the gates of hell had been opened, and where she dies. aka, where death has dominion. and i think it’s pretty safe to say that laura dying is what was meant by “the holly fades.” what a nice tie-in! i wonder if that’s it, let’s check the rest. “or the garden withers,” hmm…

apparently the origin of the name ‘carmilla’ is garden! ok!

Originally posted by itadakimasu-letmeeat

well, she’s still alive, and in fact, is now human! but…she isn’t exactly thriving. i think the withering was referencing her (metaphorical) heart and how she’s going to be bitter and withered up inside now that laura’s actually dead. unless…

unless the growly little sunbeam says ‘no’.”

who do we know that growls? carmilla. who has a beam of (sun)light on her face as she mattie tells her to accept that laura is dead? carmilla. how does carmilla respond to her sister/death goddess? what is the one word that she can say when faced with the future in which laura is dead and she is forced to live? “No.”


idk it’s just something that i thought was really cool how all these little things were hidden in season three. besides this and the numerous references to laura’s heart, it’s wild to rewatch the season knowing how everything will play out