listen up this is why i hate this book the secret history
goddamn HENRY WINTER (what kind of name is that jesus christ) who translated like three books before he turned 18 and plotted to murder a classmate using mushrooms (MUSHROOMS) knew jack shit about the moon landings
“when did this happen?? how did they get there???” i swear to god
francis abernathy with his even fancier name sitting on a windowsill eating cherries straight out of a jar
admits he doesn’t even like them while still eating them
henry winter gardens?? what the fuck
these are the most pretentious fuckers on earth i hate them so much i love them so much i just
bunny corcoran is a pie thief someone report him to the authorities
PALAZZO. THEY ARGUED ABOUT MURDER WHILE IN A PALAZZO IN ROME
endless supply of cigarettes goddamn
do we all hate bunny?? do we all love bunny?? who fuckign knows
bunch of fucking teenagers running around in bed sheets and shit in the vermont countryside
did they actually have an orgy??? henry never answered that. i want to know
nobody tells bunny anything
nobody tells richard anything
nobody tells anybody anything
richard sitting there like a kid who walked in on his parents having sex when charles and camilla did the thing in the kitchen
did henry actually collect plants from around the murder site or did i dream that
richard: i love you. camilla: thank you. richard: i love you so much. camilla: thank you so much
That all Chrisitans will unite in love. I don’t really care if your neighbour is really irritating. Love him. I don’t care if the lady in the queue cut you off. Love her. I don’t care if your boss is being crazy. Love him. I don’t care if your friends, were mean. Love them.
And then, they will know we are Christians by our love. BY OUR LOVE.
I love you. Whoever is reading this. I LOVE YOU. With all your mess and your brokeness and sin. I LOVE YOU. Because Jesus thinks you are worth dying for.
Let God’s peace, heal what’s broken in you.’ In Jesus’s name i pray.
What would Jesus do? He would deconstruct a very great deal of what people do in the name of Jesus, starting with the people who wield this question like a hammer to beat their enemies. My hypothesis is that the first thing that Jesus would deconstruct is WWJD itself, the whole “industry,” the whole commercial operation of spiritual and very real money-making Christian capitalists.