what a last name lol


i couldnt help myself since mordern au is canon and i couldnt get the idea of oz and alice texting each other and they meet because oz runs a famous blog or something and theyre both actual huge nerds but alice is into wrestling for a sport while oz writes super long meta about his favorite books and is a complete online troll

they meet one day online before vincent finds them and philosophize about their strange bond with each other and also how they both feel like theyre missing someone super important in their life


That night, Ronan dreamt of his tattoo.

He had gotten the spreading, intricate tattoo only months before, a little to irritate Declan, a little to see if it was really as bad as everyone said, and definitely so everyone who glimpsed the hooks of it had fair warning. It was full of things from his head, beaks and claws and flowers and vines stuffed into screaming mouths.
It took him a long time to fall asleep that night, his thoughts crowded with the burning Mitsubishi, Gansey holding the Molotov cocktail, the enigmatic language on the puzzle box, the dark bags beneath Adam’s eyes.
And when he fell asleep, he dreamt of the tattoo. Ordinarily, Ronan only saw bits and pieces of it; he had not seen the full design since he’d gotten it. But tonight he saw the tattoo itself, from behind, as if he was outside of his own body, as if it was apart from his body. It was more complicated than he remembered. The road to the Barns was threaded through it, and Chainsaw peered out from a thicket of thorns. Adam was in the dream, too; he traced the tangled pattern of the ink with his finger. He said, “Scio quid hoc est.” As he traced it farther and farther down on the bare skin of Ronan’s back, Ronan himself disappeared entirely, and the tattoo got smaller and smaller. It was a Celtic knot the size of a wafer, and then Adam, who had become Kavinsky, said, “Scio quid estis vos.” He put the tattoo in his mouth and swallowed it.

Ronan woke with a start, ashamed and euphoric. The euphoria wore off long before the shame did.


watched this video and i couldn’t help but think it sounded like a converation Ruby would have with her dear old sister Yang

this is the first time i’ve ever made one of these fake text things so please don’t judge me too harshly

anonymous asked:


75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
lol can’t say
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
perfect by ed sheeran
78: How can you win my heart?
be cute and dorky
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
i’m honestly not sure
80: What is my favorite word?
idek but i say “oops” a lot
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr