what a huge head


Jaspar AU 3/? - High School

↳ Joe and Caspar are on opposite ends of the social spectrum - one is the school’s resident football celebrity, while the other can barely get people to notice him. But what happens when Caspar finds that he isn’t as invisible as he thinks he is? 

Featuring JJ as the overly-protective best friend.

anonymous asked:

RFA+V+Saeran reacting to a HUGE spider on MC's head?

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  • You guys were playing together, laughing
  • “Oh MC!You’re so good at it” He laughs when a match is over and when he looks at you and see that huge…HUGE SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD…He froze
  • You’re looking at him, confused, he’s sweating…With fear in his eyes…
  • What can he do?
  • He regains his courage…He must be your hero…Your man.
  • You can do this Yoosung…
  • No…
  • …He can’t….
  • “WHAT??!” You start to scream, he starts to scream too.
  • You’re shaking your head until you too see that MONSTER ON THE GROUND.
  • Yoosung will be the man! He picks up the controller and thrown at the spider…
  • IT’S DEAD!
  • Yeah….!
  • His controller…
  • Ok, now he’s crying because of his controller with you’re hugging him
  • “…But Yoosung…You’re my hero!”
  • He stops crying almost immediately “…Really?”
  • You smile “Yeah!”
  • Ok, now he’s proud of himself…REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF
  • “Can you say it again?”
  • Maybe he’ll kill more spiders because of that


  • You were watching TV, while he was taking some selfies.
  • When he looked at you to show some of his selfies and brag how beautiful he’s…He sees that spider on your head.

  • That’s a huge spider…
  • He puts his hand on his mouth, he wanted to scream…But hey he’s your knight…
  • So he gives the spider a little…Slap making her fall from your head
  • “OUCH!” That hurt a little, he points at the spider on the floor, while he was standing on the couch, trembling.
  • You step on that spider, killing her.
  • Zen sits on the couch again
  • “….Zen, you were afraid of that spider?”
  • “WHAT?” He laughs nervously “NO!”
  • “Oh…Zen you have a spider on your hair”
  • “What?!TAKE IT OFF!!” You start to laugh.
  • Looks like you’re the knight!


  • She was reading some articles about cafes, about how to improve them, all of those things.
  • Jaehee’s always trying to improve things.
  • You were by her side, reading a book.
  • When she turns off her computer and look at you, and you with that…Spider, a huge spider on your head she starts to think…
  • And with the speed of the light, she picked up the spider and thrown her out of the open window.
  • You don’t even understand what was going on, you just look at her.
  • She smiles and kisses your cheek “That was nothing, you only had a spider on your head…”
  • A spider?! Why she’s so calm and serene about it? And why she’s so fast??
  • Well…She’s has a black belt in judo…
  • That quick reflex is a common thing for her…You think so at least.
  • While you were thinking, she already picked up a lot of paper “Well, now i’ll talk about the improvements that we can do on our cafe”


  • Jumin’s always looking at you, but that spider was quicker than him, that’s what he believed.
  • Nobody cares.
  • He was looking at you, and then he plays a little with Elizabeth while you were in the chat with someone.
  • When he looks at you again, he sees that huge spider on your hair, he freaks out.
  • No, he doesn’t fear that spider, but he fears that he might lose you.
  • And Jumin always think of all the possibilities, if that thing is dangerous? If that thing has a poison? He doesn’t know.
  • He rushes to you, after that he picks that thing and thrown on the ground, stepping on it, with a disgusted face.
  • You see that dead spider on the floor and smile “Thank you Jumin.”
  • “You’ll have to go to the hospital.” He picks you in bridal style “Wait…WHY?”
  • “I have to make sure you’re ok” He’s taking you to the car, he lets you there and comes back to the penthouse.
  • He came back with Elizabeth “To the hospital.” He says to Driver Kim.
  • Elizabeth is looking at you, and you’re looking at her, you two must think the same thing…
  • Jumin Han is insane.


  • He’s trying and typing while you’re on your phone.
  • He wants to finish this so he can go and give you all his attention (~˘▾˘)~
  • But when he finishes and look at you, WHAT’S THIS ENORMOUS THING ON YOUR HEAD
  • He wants to freak out…But if he freaks you out, maybe all this mess will get worse.
  • So he taps your head with strong, that hurt a little, but you thought that was a…greeting?
  • “Don’t blame me! That was a spider on your hair!" 
  • Now everything makes sense "Oh…Thanks…” He smiles.
  • “Hey MC, they say if a spider falls into someone’s head they get a present!” You’re confused, and he’s taking his hand off the top of your head, oh…That’s dirty.
  • Your hair must be dirty too! That’s disgusting.
  • Seven laughs looking at his hand “So…Let’s go take a bath after that shall we? I can give your present there ~~~”


  • His vision is so blurry, but he saw that spider on your hair.
  • He doesn’t know that is a spider, but he knows that something is in your hair.
  • He smiles “…You’re using a hat MC?” He loves to hear from you, and he didn’t know you liked hats.
  • “Hat?” You start to touch your head and then you feel the spider, you shake your head off in that surprise, screaming and making that spider fall on the ground.
  • V almost jumps when he heard you scream, he stands up, and like that he steps on the spider…
  • V was a hero, and he didn’t even try to be one…
  • “What’s it MC?!”
  • You laugh, and sits, holding his hand now, making him sit too “That was a spider…And you already killed her” You hug him.
  • Ok all of that was suddenly to him…But he isn’t complaining it.


  • He’s eating ice cream while you were on your phone doing something.
  • He doesn’t care, he wants his ice cream.
  • But sometimes he looks at you…Because he likes to look at you.
  • But then one time he looks at your head and then there it is…A monster.
  • “MC…There’s a spider on your head…” Saeran is scared,  but he’ll not admit it…But that thing is so huge.
  • You scream you shake your head, the spider fell on his ice cream
  • ….
  • No MC…
  • You did not.
  • He’ll go away with that spider AND his ice cream.
  • You’re too evil for us.
  • Ok, he’s back, he can’t live without you.
  • But now you’ll give him another ice cream!
  • And some place to put that spider…Yes, this is your new pet.
  • *insert the evil laugh here*

Okay but.

Have you ever considered…Nick Valentine and his relationship with children?

That he had been in Diamond City for so many years that he’s probably seen the citizens grow from little ones, into adults and then starting families with children of their own?

That he probably always smiles to himself when he hears the news of another member of Diamond City giving birth to a new bundle of joy, and knowing that even though the world is dangerous – that they now have a new little star to light their way in the darkness. (And later going to introduce himself to them and the happy parents, because babies always seem fascinated by his glowing eyes, and he loves their bubbling)

Or that Nick more than likely goes out of his way to learn the names of the children of Diamond City, and does his best to become a mentor to them and answer any and all questions that they have for him – because the children were never afraid of what he was – and are always overjoyed when “Cool Detective Nick” gives them extra attention when he’s not on a case.

“Why do ya smoke, Mista Valentine?”
“Cus it helps this ol’ noggin of mine feel relaxed, kid.”
“Can I smoke too?”
“Aw, I don’t think so, pal. You don’t wanna wind up a dusty old mess like me, do ya?”

Think about Nick bringing one of the kids from the School House in with him to his office after their classes, and Ellie rolling her eyes playfully.

“Another one? Nick, really?” She would say with a sweet giggle, and Nick would ruffle the kid’s head and lean down to their height to place his hat upon their head.

“Nah, but you don’t get it, Ellie,” He would say in response to her. “This here is my lucky partner for the day.”

Now, think about Nick picking the squealing, smiling kid up over his shoulders, and carrying them out to the market place. Telling them that he needs their help, and relying on their wits and detective skills to discover just what happened to Takahashi‘s last batch of Power Noodles.

“Great job, partner! Without’cha the city would’ve been starving tonight! How, how’bout we get a bowl or two to celebrate our detective work, huh?”

Think about Nick turning fiercely protective whenever one of them are bothered by rude people on the Upper Stands, calling them “urchins” or “snot nosed brats”, or someone from the outside that had the gall to try and injure them to prove that it isn’t all fun and games, and “This is what happens to kids out here in the real world.”

Think about Nick placing a hand on the kid’s shoulder and retorting with wisecracks of his own to get the rude person to back down, or worse…standing in front of them, shielding them from the raiders and firing a warning shot, before picking up the kid and tucking them safe under his neck as they travel back home together; telling them that it will be okay.

Just…Nick Valentine and kids, okay.

Because, even though the world is a post apocalyptic hell… Nick is going to do all that he’s able to make sure that the children around him are taken care of, and above all safe, even when they’re parents aren’t able to.

And if all he can do is buy one of the kids a round of noodles, or play detective with them, or watch over them when they’re scared and crying and keep them safe from the close-minded of the city, and the outside world…by goodness, he’s going to do that.

Because he knows what it’s like to be lost in world that is too big and too terrifying for one person to take in on their own. And he knows that to overcome that fear – you need to have hope. You need to have joy, and you need to have a childhood.

And Nick is going to do all he can to make sure that the kids out in the Commonwealth get just that, even if it’s from a weathered old Synth Detective like himself.s


…..theyre a Mess™

I’ve been giving the zombie apocalypse a lot of thought recently.

what’s been worrying me is basically, I don’t live in america… 

Why is this a problem?  Guns! 

So now here i am thinking what the hell am I gonna do?  No guns, well at least not easily accessible… I don’t think i could break into the police station, i’m just not that kinda gal.  So where do you go in Australia when the zombie apocalypse breaks out? 

Bunnings!  ok so for non aussies out there bunnings is a massive garden and tools centre.  Heres what i’ve come up with, head to bunnings, it’s huge, it has everything you need to make bombs build fences and trim hedges.  You know those chainsaws on huge extenda-arms… those things would kick butt!  what about a nail gun, or maybe just a bucket load of apoxy and glue those bitches to the closest surface.  Garden centres are where it’s at!  and if its the weekend the world goes to shit you’d even have at least a months supply of sausages!

Get that fucking tin can of a building sealed up, and make a fucking deadly castle.  spikes on the outside razor wire everywhere and chainsaws on poles!

need to get somewhere, jump on a rid on mower! 

I’ve been able to sleep much better since i’ve come up with this plan.

anonymous asked:

i kid you not, i want frederick so bad and with my green orbs ive summoned Cecilia 4 GODDAMN TIMES

at least you’re not as bad as that dude who spent $5,000 trying to get Hector but still didnt LOL
and he has like six 5 star Lyns LOL


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Greatest Creation

A/N: you know those awesome head massager things like a handle with a bunch of wires with little ball/beads on the end and it feels amazing on your head???!? here’s Dean and Cas messing around with one because they rock.

EDIT: you know, this thing. vv

Cas did not recognize the strange object that Dean pulled out of his bag, a huge grin on his face.

“What is that?”

“A head massager.” Dean hurried up next to him.

“I didn’t realize you could massage your head.” He blinked.

Dean ordered, “Sit.”

Cas obliged, taking a seat on the edge of the bed.

“Close your eyes.” Cas had no reason not to trust him, though the grin on Dean’s face made Cas a bit nervous. He closed them after a moment of internal debate.

Something slid gently across his scalp, combing through the hair. Ten, maybe twelve little balls attached to longer wires moved up and down, circling his head and giving him chills down his back. His mouth even dropped open a bit.

“Like that?” Dean smirked.

“This is the greatest innovation of man.” Castiel replied, his toes curling. The feeling this invention created was like a physical dose of bliss.

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You need to see this @idelic

hi, if you arent fucking terrified of wilson and shadow, what the FUCK

2. overall monster like appearance. bad posture + big claws + sharp teeth + red eyes + spines = Horrifying
3. very very strangely nicer than his appearance shows. it makes things feel ,,, off about everything he does.
4. trauma has made him a bitter and angery man
5. shadow WOULD NOT hesitate to kill someone, and since he can take over wilson, there is a vry large chance that shadow will just stroll into wilsons body and fuck u up

this has been a psa

I’ll be honest. I only joined TGWTG back in the day because I wanted to work with Doug Walker (AKA The Nostalgia Critic). I find him sort of prudish, but extremely likable and funny. I had this fantasy that we’d become best friends and we would eventually star in a buddy cop comedy together.

Alas, senpai never noticed me. I think his brother Rob kind of cockblocked me. True, new Nostalgia Critic doesn’t tend to be as good as the classic stuff, but it’s like any comedy show: the longer it goes, the more it’s shown you every trick is has. 

If only he added a new character to the mix. Someone amazing. Hmmmm… . 

Seriously, Doug. Put me in a fucking Nostalgia Critic video. I have an established fan base. I’ve watched probably 80% of your reviews, so I know what’s what. I am physically huge and could lift you over my head. And I have cancer (I don’t really have cancer … I mean, not to my knowledge). 

I tried joining your site to get your attention. I tried writing you emails. Now I’m just publicly pleading. I want this Doug. I want you. I mean, I want to work with you. You beautiful bastard. 

Head canon time:

The Fairy King isn’t huge on Bog or Sunny as future sons-in-law. Luckily, it’s Spring, which is more than reason enough to throw a bunch of parties. And if there just happens to be loads of eligible fairy bachelors there interested in his daughters, well, a little competition never hurt, right?

Marianne and Dawn are less than pleased, but arguing with their father does about as much good as talking sense to a stone, so they come up with a different plan.  

“Call it a… tactical maneuver,” Marianne says, explaining their plan to Bog with a truly terrifying smile.

(Later, telling this story to their nymphs, Bog will say this conversation marks the true start of their reign together. Today, he sees only Marianne and the promise of mischief. He has never been so excited.)

When the next party rolls around, the princesses are all glitter and smiles. The preparations go without a hitch—no sword fights, no complaints. When it comes time for Dawn and Marianne to make their entrance and still nothing has caught on fire or otherwise dissolved, the Fairy King even starts to relax.

The crier announces the princesses.

The king smiles, stands, opens his mouth to welcome them—

But the crier keeps going. He announces Sunny and the Bog King of the Dark Forest.

The Fairy King’s stomach sinks. Over the crowd, Marianne grins.She strides in, snapping a beat with her wings.

And the four of them start belting Uptown Funk”.


Ok, so it’s been established that Dipper has a huge thing for red heads. So I thought “What if Pacifica dyed her hair for him?”

 Long story short, I wanted to see what Pacifica would look like with red hair and spent too much time on it to justify not sharing. Seriously, this took more effort than I thought it would, and there are still a few spots where it’s a little bleh.


This is the original video of the Pukehina Sea Creature (posted on YouTube on Apr 28, 2013). The woman who posted the video requested help identifying it in the description. She wrote, “This strange marine creature washed up dead on Pukehina Beach in the Bay of Plenty last week after some violent storms. Can anyone identify what it is? It is has a huge head and teeth with rudimentary flippers. It seems about 9M in length but the lower part of the body is probably mainly entrails from an attack.”

While YouTube comments have guesses that range from a number of animals, marine expert Anton Leo van Helden guesses it is most likely to be an Orca but he cannot guess as to how it died.