what a hit son

after dennis leaves, mac keeps checking in on him, texting him every hour, even after they’ve blown up the range rover – even after its clear that dennis really has gone and is not planning on acknowledging mac. as the days turn to weeks with no response, mac’s faith that dennis will come back begins to dwindle. he stamps down the ache in his chest and tells himself he doesn’t need dennis, that he never has, and he half believes that’s the truth when he finally works up the courage to go out and meet guys. he’s happy, really –he feels like king of the fuckin’ world, right up to the point when he comes home to an apartment that’s too big and a phone with no new messages.

when dennis finally gives in and calls him, three months after leaving, mac tries his best to be angry with him. they were supposed to be, well– them, the dynamic duo, inseparable until the end, and dennis had left without even a goodbye. mac tries and tries, but when dennis tells (asks? there’s something softer about his voice now; maybe that’s what having a son does) him that he’s coming home mac’s hit with a flood of warmth that nearly drowns him. he’s never been good at hiding. and even though he’s halfway across the country, dennis says, “stop it with that ridiculous smile”

“how the hell do you know what face I’m making?” mac demands. his face hurts from grinning and he wants and wants and wants.

a long pause. then, quietly, “because I know you, man.”

mac almost (almost) regrets blowing up the car, at that.

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Official posters are out for “The Best Hit” now that the premiere date is getting closer.
Only 10 days left to go woot woot!

swagness2001  asked:

Have you ever thought about writing something where Rock Lee time travels? His lack of chakra or however you choose makes him the safest option or something. And he claims to be Gai's brother or something. I don't know. I just figured you would get a kick out of it.

“Excuse me,” Tenten says with chilling sweetness. “You want to what?”

It says something about how many times Tenten has kicked his ass in sparing, Shikamaru thinks in amusement, that Naruto twitches back out of range of Konoha’s Weapons Mistress with just as much speed as he uses in getting out of Sakura’s range.

“It’s the best solution,” Naruto says, and if it’s a little weak that can probably be excused given how Tenten’s eyes are flashing dangerously. “It won’t work if the traveler’s chakra shifts at all during the trip, and Lee’s the only one we can be certain will manage that. I’d send Gai, but—”

“So,” Tenten interrupts, and Shikamaru takes a discrete step out of range. When Tenten abandons politeness, especially to the Hokage, it usually ends with someone being turned into a pincushion. “You’re going to send Lee back in time to lie repeatedly to everyone he knows in the hope that he can stop Madara from coming back to life for a second time.”

“…Yes?” Naruto asks tentatively, and Shikamaru closes his eyes and pinches the bridge of his nose.

Tenten goes for a scroll, and Shikamaru ducks for cover behind the desk as Naruto starts screaming.

By the time he surfaces several minutes later, the office is peppered with kunai, shuriken, and various other well-maintained weaponry, and Tenten looks satisfied as she looms over her cowering Hokage, rerolling one of her scrolls.

“Not alone, you’re not,” she says decisively. “I’m the only one in Konoha good enough to completely seal my chakra away. You’re going to send me, too.”

“That’s dangerous,” Shikamaru feels the need to point out, and when Tenten turns to him and raises a pointed brow he lifts his hands in surrender. “We have no idea how long the trip will be, and too much time with your chakra sealed will kill you.”

“I know.” Tenten meets his eyes squarely. “But I’m not letting Lee face that alone. He’s one of the best shinobi in the world, but he’s also my teammate.”

Tenten!”

“How troublesome,” Shikamaru mutters, watching the world turn to sunsets and crashing waves as Lee throws himself at his genin teammate. Tenten manages to set her feet enough to keep from being bowled over, and even though she rolls her eyes as she pats him on the back, she looks distinctly fond.

“Your youthful spirit of friendship has moved me to tears!” Lee sobs into her cheongsam. “The spirit of our teamwork is too mighty to ever taste defeat, Tenten! Together we will save the world!”

“Yes, yes,” Tenten sighs, though she’s smiling. Over Lee’s shoulders, she meets Naruto’s gaze. “Naruto, if anything can contain Madara for the rest of eternity, it’s the Treasured Tools of the Sage, and I’m the only one in the world who can use them. Besides,” her voice is wry, “Lee can’t lie to save his life. I can.”

Naruto picks himself up from the weapon-littered floor, wincing a little as Kurama’s chakra takes care of most of the wounds. “All right,” he says finally. “Lee, you’re sure you want to do this?”

“Yosh!” Lee salutes him enthusiastically, offering Tenten a beaming smile. “I will tell Gai-sensei I am his long-lost brother!”

If there’s anyone who will believe it, it’s Gai, Shikamaru thinks wryly. He glances at Tenten, raising a brow, and she crosses her arms over her chest, scowling at him. “Uzumaki Tenten, at your service,” she says primly, and casts a glance at Naruto. “If you don’t object?”

Naruto’s grin is practically blinding. “I’ll adopt you into the family and make it official!” he agrees, bouncing on his toes. “You’re definitely good enough at sealing to be an Uzumaki anyway, believe it!”

Lee flashes into a victory pose. “Team Gai will save the world, have no fear!” he cries.

“What he said,” Tenten agrees cheerfully, and reaches out to grab the kunai that Naruto just pulled out of his shoulder. “Hey, don’t just drop my favorite kunai on the ground! That’s rude!”

Naruto splutters. “Rude? You’re the one that threw it at me!”

Well. Shikamaru looks them over, Lee with his flailing enthusiasm and Tenten locked in her argument with the Hokage over her beloved weapons, and snorts quietly to himself.

Madara won’t even know what hit him.

the right to remain silent

Okay so I recently hit a follower and a fic milestone, and my immediate reaction was just to go, “oh, nice!” and eat some ice-cream - but then my sister, who is my conscience in human form, said, “Why on earth are you congratulating yourself? You should be doing something nice for the people who made this possible!” so in the end I went “Alright alright alright have this terrible ficlet I wrote in like 20 minutes”. Thanks for everything, guys!

“my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard” AU based on this post . (It was supposed to be Zutara, but honestly? It’s basically Hakoda deciding to adopt Zuko)

the right to remain silent 

“Are you okay with this, or do you want me to change the station?” Hakoda says. Silence greets him, so he glances into the rear view mirror at the boy sitting behind him, who is looking back at him with anger and apprehension and uncertainty written over his face. It’s actually a pretty impressive range of emotions he’s displaying, given the fact that the kid really only has one eye.

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August is the real Larcade

I was really confused as to why August took Zeref’s lack of affection for Larcade so personally, especially since the only time we’ve seen the two interact, August was pretty hostile.

Then it hit me, what if August is Zeref’s real son and “Larcade” is just one of his test tube babies like Natsu and the other etherious? It’s already been implied that Larcade was created in a similar way to how Natsu was (actually it was more or less implied that he’s Natsu’s clone). Plus, the last time Zeref and Mavis saw each other in person was 95 years ago. It would make more sense for their son to be an elderly man than someone in his 20s.

The next chapter is called “My Name Is…”, so I’m guessing August will reveal his name is actually Larcade Dragneel. Suddenly, August’s hostility for Larcade and his unwavering devotion for Zeref make a lot more sense. August desperately wants his father’s love and will do anything to get that, yet this science experiment gets to have his name and title. I wonder why Zeref created a clone of his brother and decided to give it his son’s identity though.

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Give Pearl a break 2k16

When an author you enjoy and admire thanks you in their chapter notes 

@reylorobyn2011 literally had a mini-heart attack reading Chapter 10

i drew my sweet bean lester | dan’s drawing 

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Imagine Dean trying to help you study for finals.

You stared across the table, irritated that Dean kept laughing out loud at whatever was on his computer screen. You resisted the urged to walk up behind him and whack the back of his head.

Instead, you reached across the table and slammed his laptop shut.

“What the?” he started but as his eyes met yours he could tell you were beyond frustrated.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” he asked.

You rolled your eyes at him, then looked down at the books and notes spread across the table in front of you. You gestured across them as you said, “This Dean. This is what is wrong!” You put your head in your hands, rubbing your temples.

“You’re lucky you dropped OUT of college Dean. I’m not sure I can do this and hunt. Maybe I should take a page from your book,” you said with a huff slamming the book in front of you closed and flopping back in your chair, defeated.

Dean stood from his seat and walked over behind your chair. You looked up at him pleadingly as he placed his calloused hands on your shoulders and began to rub gently. A moan fell from your lips.

“How can I help, sweetheart?” he whispered into your ear as he continued to ease the knots from your shoulders.

You turned to face him, staring into his dark emerald green eyes. You closed your eyes and breathed in his scent. Just being near him was calming you down. As you opened your mouth to exhale, Dean’s lips enveloped yours. The kiss was soothing and gentle. He placed one hand on the side of your face, his fingers gently easing the tension from your neck.

You smiled into his kiss. “That is certainly one way to help.”

Dean pulled away from you and sat in the chair beside you. “Y/N, you’ve got this. You’re gonna kick those finals’ asses. Sons of bitches won’t even know what hit em,” he declared confidently.

You looked at him amused. “Why did I not go to college right out of high school like a normal person?” you complained as Dean grabbed your hand.

“Y/N, your life has been far from normal,” he smiled.

You laughed. “Fair enough, Winchester,” you said as he slowly rubbed circles into the palm of your hand to calm you down. He leaned in and kissed you sweetly.

“I don’t know anyone who is more organized and prepared for life in general. You were made for these kinds of situations. You’ve got this. You may doubt you, but I sure as hell don’t,” he said kissing your check.

You leaned into his kiss and sighed. If Dean could have faith in you, hot mess and all, you could take a deep breath and conquer your finals.

@loveitsallinee here it is!! Finally!!!
  • Friend *insulting my bias* : He's such a loser.
  • Me : Haha, I know, right?
  • Friend *insulting another member* : He's such a loser.
  • Me : You wanna get hit? Be careful what you say about my son!
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I am surprised he didn’t blow Bucky’s brains right there and then. Let’s be real he was practically boning Tony with clothes on. Things were going heavy. Actually it is a miracle that Howard focused on the daddy over the fact his son was being defiled right there and there. Because yeah, his precious having sex with anyone? Nope, never, my pup never grew up, what are you talking about? But I agree with you. Howard would’ve gone in a rampage and razed the place down

And salted it for good measure. Bucky is a brave man for even trying that with Tony under the same bloody roof.

I mean to be fair, Howard couldn’t shoot when he was still basically on top of Tony. What if he hit his son?! And then Bucky was running, with purpose, and he shot but he missed. Unfortunate.

I mean, yeah, he was upset about them getting hot and heavy, but he kind of expected that Tony would grow up eventually. He is definitely way more upset about the ‘daddy’ thing though, because Tony stopped calling him that because boys at school were making fun of him for it, and if he heard his son call anyone else ‘daddy’ (even this way) he’s gonna get SUPER FUCKING JEALOUS.

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Ronan + reader, 32?

Characters: Reader x Ronan the Accuser

Warnings: mentions of violence

Prompts: “Why did we have to have kids?”

Word Count: 309

A/N: lmao I can’t imagine Ronan having kids but anyway hope you like !!

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“You did what?!” 

You placed your hands on your hips, glaring at your two sons who were standing side by side and staring at the floor. You snapped your fingers in front of them, impatiently tapping your foot. 

“Riley, answer me.” you snapped, and your older son looked up. “What did you do?”

“I hit another kid over the head.” he grumbled, and you rolled your eyes and groaned loudly. 

“You can’t just do that to other kids!” you yelled, throwing your hands up in the air. “What did the other kid do?” 

“He was standing in my way.” Riley responded, avoiding eye contact.

“That’s even worse!” you exclaimed as Ronan strolled into the room. “You don’t just hit kids because they’re in your way!”

“I don’t see what’s wrong with that.” Ronan responded, walking towards the three of you. You glared at him as your two sons grinned up at their father.

“Don’t encourage them.” you snapped as Ronan stood behind the two boys and put his hands on their shoulders. “That’s not the type of behaviour they should learn.” 

“Go outside.” Ronan instructed, and the two boys scrambled out of the room. Tiredly, you sat down in the chair behind you, closing your eyes as you leaned back.

“Why did we have to have kids?” you grumbled. “We have completely different ideas about how they should be raised.” 

“If someone’s standing in your way-”

“You ask them to move, you don’t hit them so hard they go unconscious!” you interrupted, before pinching the bridge of your nose. “Honestly, Ronan, you’re as bad as them.” 

Ronan opened his mouth to protest, but you held up your hand to stop him.

“Get out, you and the kids are giving me a headache.”

Grumbling, Ronan reluctantly stalked out of the room, deciding to find your sons to cause more trouble.

Imagine being Happys old lady and getting kidnapped.

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You jolted awake as one of the Mayans threw water on you, your eyes slamming shut again as they met the bright lights they had shining right into your eyes. Slowly you opened them taking your time to let them adjust.

“There she is, the pretty girl.” His accent was thick but you knew it was Alvarez’s son, Esai, you had played with him at school once or twice and seen him around town a couple of times after graduation, but he hated you only because of your last name, teller. “You have no idea the plans I have for your face,” he smiled wide before continuing. “And your perfect body..” You growled in response not trusting your own voice, but Esai quickly back handed you with such force your head cracked against the wall next to you. You cried out in pain gaining a smirk from Esai and a kiss on the cheek.
“Where am I” you looked up to him taking in every feature you could do you could tell your old man happy when you escaped, at least that’s what you were telling yourself.

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So months before fates was announced/released I had my heart set on Jakob ((initially)) I was like ye he seems interesting and a cutie. Then, I sat down looked at Marx for a good minute and said “…mmm okay yeah I change my mind.” BUT as I’m playing the game and looking at both characters and support convos I’m having a uh…hard time choosing.


((ps yes this is my kamui, Erina, buuut since it’s a shits and giggles thing I didn’t put her name up there because I was fooling around with it today , plus it was also a test on doing the text generator thingy))