EXO’s Reaction to one of the members roasting you but you roast them twice as bad
*Proud momma duck. He was
going to yell at the member who roasted you but hearing your reply
made him smirk before giving you an applause.*
You: “Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know that just because you
have a dick you can act like one.”
“OH-!!! Damn baby, that was better than what I was going to
*Also a proud momma duck.
He was going to break up the fight but hearing what you said, he
looked at you with a subtle smirk and winked.*
You: “You know, your mouth is moving but all I hear is ppfftt
because all you’re saying is shit.”
“That’s right, (Y/n). You tell him. That’s my girl.”
*Blushes at the fact that
you can even come up with those words. In a way, he was also proud of
you for defending yourself like that and it made him fall in love
with you more.*
You: “What about my outfit? Oh, yeah and you look any better?
Whatever look you were going for, you missed big time.”
“Oh my god, you are perfect darling. I couldn’t come up
with anything better. I think you look great anyway.”
*He’d lean back as he laughed and then fall off his chair shaking his head. He doesn’t want to believe that you said that but at the same time, it felt amazing to hear you say it.*
You: “No, keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”
“!!!!!!!!! Do I laugh? Or do I stop her before this gets out of hand???”
*Calmly sips his drink because he knew this was going to happen. He has been on the end of your roasting stick before and it is not fun. When the member looks at him for help, he doesn’t do anything but shrug because he can’t help them out of the hell they’ve walked themselves into.*
You: “Please, if I wanted to die, I would’ve climbed a ladder and then jump to your IQ.”
“Sorry buddy. I can’t help you out. I can only watch you burn up in flames as she roasts you. I’ve been there before and you just gotta try to survive through it.”
*A swear word would leave his mouth when he heard your roast. He’d act surprised at first but then laughs at the member’s face.*
You: “A thought just crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely road.”
“(Y/n)! Where did you come up with that! Should I laugh or stop this argument?”
*He’s snort, look away
with a straight face and sip his drink. On the outside, he was calm
but on the inside he was laughing in ass off. He knew you’d do well
and he was trying to hide his face to keep him from bursting out in
You: “Huh…too bad they can’t take you to jail for being
“But that ain’t my business.”
*He’d probably choke on
his drink at hearing what you said. Then he’d go and hug you for
the great comeback.*
You: “Hey, do you want your nose back? It was in my
“Baby come here! I need to hug you and keep you out from doing
more damage to my member’s ego.”
*The drink that was in his mouth was now all over the table and he’d be too busy laughing to even clean it up.*
You: “Are you like, related to a cactus? Because you’re kind of being a prick right now.”
“O-oh shit! Baby, where did you learn comebacks like that? Please teach me.”
IT’S MY BOY, THE MOST AWESOME PERSON I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND THE FIRST TO BECOME MY ULTIMATE BIAS EVER!!! HIS VOICE IS MY EVERYTHING, I LOVE IT SO MUCH ❤💛💜❤💙💛💛💙💚 YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND I HOPE YOU KNOW IT!
BABYs, we have to work really hard for this next comeback. We have to do as much as we can to help promote B.A.P. Watch the MV often, buy/download the album, make content like gifs or whatever to get them more notice on Tumblr, get hashtags trending on Twitter, stream the music, watch their live performance… Anything we can do to help them be promoted better. They’re only going to do around two weeks of promotions on music shows, and we have to make it count! We have to make sure they win at least once, okay? So, please, do what you can to help. Let’s make this comeback a great one for them!
Inspired by lovely @addignisherlock
and this post, I decided to share my fav well-written, more or less realistic fan fiction featuring addict!sherlock. Be aware it has to do with drug use. Also: there be angst.
What He Likes, The Sign of Fourand The Way The Heavens Go (in this order) by solojones. A massive long story set post-Reichenbach with Sherlock whump, realistic angst and good cases. Starts with Sherlock’s banishment, follows his struggling to stay away from London, and his great comeback, However it is not Johnlock. What He Likes and The Way the Heavens Go feature explicit Adlock, The Sign of Four has quality johnlock bromance, but 100% platonic; there’s Mary. Nevertheless, it’s a great, mature read by a very serious writer.
Terra Incognita, Or: A Handbook for the Scientist in Love by portmanteau_press. So well written it makes all other fics look like 13 year old’s scribbles. Sets standards so high it’s probably written by some johnlock gods up in the heaven (or is it hell?). Story: Sherlock struggles with his unrequited (or is it?) love, shooting up and sad wanking pursues, all described so poetically you will want to make a petition to give the author literary Nobel prize. Sadly a WIP 😩 .
Shelter by liriodendronTrigger warning: SELF-HARM. Set before Reichenbach. Johnlock with angst, Sherlock whump, sweet pure love and… BALLROOM DANCING ‘nuff said.
Midnight Blue Serenityby@beautifulfic. A classic.Sherlock has to go undercover on a case pretending to be a bartender at a nightclub. Pros of the situation: Sherlock is a hot mess with smudged eyeliner and tight jeans (yasssssss), crowded club forces the boys to dance and the tension rises. Cons of the situation: Sherlock is exposed to the drugs again… will he resist the temptation and remain sober? A+ must-read.