what a good day look at him

anonymous asked:

Yours and Jefferson's son doesn't like mushrooms but doesn't tell him, one day after you were reading to him and Grace, he asks about the book's theme: honesty. When Jefferson comes home with extra mushrooms for dinner, your son looks at him all serious. "Daddy, I need to be completely honest with you because mommy says that's what good boys and girls do. Mushrooms are yucky!" Jefferson can't help but laugh because the kid has been eating them for years without saying a word.

omg i giggled 

Daddy Wednesday™

anonymous asked:

Your headcanon about Snape and depression is absolutely on point imo. In addition to depression, I've always imagined that he suffered from insomnia quite a bit. If Severus was having trouble sleeping, what might his SO do to help him sleep? (P.s. as a sex repulsed/neutral ace, I'd ESPECIALLY love some non-sex related hc, but of course it's up to you, lovely!😊) Thank you for all your wonderful stories and headcanons! They always brighten my day (or make me feel all the Feels; both are good).

Insomnia is actually a symptom of depression, but yes, as someone married to someone with depression, I know exactly what a lot of the signs look like (from simple to severe).  It is not fun.


Headcanons to help Severus sleep:

  • Preparing warm milk with a few twists of nutmeg sprinkled on top with a few drops of Calming Draught stirred in before bed.
  • A relaxing massage to slowly de-tensify his muscles.
  • Charmed socks with wicking properties to keep Severus’ feet from getting too hot or too cold.
  • Snuggles.
  • Reading relaxing stories and poems aloud before bed.
  • Deep breathing exercises
  • Playing soft music.
  • Running fingers through his hair and gently massaging his scalp.
  • Developing a weighted blanket charm to help Severus feel snug and comfortable.
  • Installing soft, red, indirect lighting in the room to relax him.

I am super tired today. Didn’t get much sleep last night. It was a crazy day.

I was at work when my husband - who had been at work for four hours at this point - texts me.

“Big staff meeting. This doesn’t look good.”

Two minutes later:

“There will be massive layoffs today.”

Ten minutes later:

“I was just fired.”

His company basically laid off his entire division with no warning.

So I make it through the day at work, FREAKING OUT because what the hell are we going to do? It took me a year to find a decent job when I closed my practice. Texting him back and forth about getting him on my insurance, next steps.

I get home at about that afternoon and we sit at the table and start hashing out what this means. Trying to figure out where we go from here.

TEN MINUTES LATER, his phone rings. He answers and it’s a job offer for a job he applied for a month ago. (We did not see the layoffs coming, but he’s been wanting to leave his company for a while because it wasn’t a good company to work for, for a variety of reasons.)

I feel so bad for his fellow coworkers, because laying everyone off with no warning is terrible. But I have to be thankful for that unexpected job offer, just at the perfect time. It was a terrifying day until that point, and the emotional roller coaster had us both up late last night.

Gourmet

@nixie-deangel prompted: ColdFlash, Barry trying to cook Len a surprise dinner but epicly failing. Thanks so much for all your prompts! Hope you enjoy!

Swaying back and forth slightly, bopping along to music in his head, he swiveled, contemplating the kitchen, weighing the available ingredients against what he knew how to cook. They’d had chicken with their pasta yesterday, and a plain tomato sauce the day before, so today would be a good day to add fish.

He wandered into the living room to consult Len.

“What if I made pasta with fish sauce?”

Len shrugged, not looking up from his book. “Ok.”

Barry smiled, and returned to the kitchen, dumping salt and pasta into the pot, and starting on the sauce. He began humming as he zipped around the kitchen, making one of three sauces Joe had taught him when he’d realized that anything fancier than souped up sauces were beyond Barry’s skill range.

Thirty minutes later, still dancing slightly to music only he could hear, he went back to the living room. “Pasta’s ready!” he chirped, to receive a shrug in response.

“Ok.”

“So, it’s time for dinner!”

Len slowly and deliberately turned the page, before saying, “For you. I’ll eat something else.”

“But I made pasta?” Barry said, half exclamation, half confused question.

“I don’t like pasta.”

Barry’s face turned indignant.

“You said you wanted pasta!”

“No, I said it would be ok if you made pasta.”

“It’s the only thing I know how to make!”

Finally looking up Len said, “It’s not the only thing I know how to eat, however, and since we eat pasta every time you cook, I’m more than a little sick of it.”

“Fine!” Barry could feel his lip wobbling, turned to leave the room in case he started actually crying.

Len, however, noticed the wobble and put his book down, getting up from the couch. “Hey, Barry, it’s fine, I’m not trying to insult you. I just don’t want to eat pasta for the fifty third time in the past sixty days. Ok?”

Barry nodded, mentally going over their past meals, and realizing that they really did eat pasta for at least one meal nearly every day. The tally was making his lip wobble situation worse, not better. “‘Kay.”

Len frowned at him, clearly able to tell it wasn’t ok, but just then his metahuman alert app went off. “Gotta go,” he said, even though Len knew what the alert meant just as well as he did.

Len reached for his book again and said, “I’ll see you when you get back.”

A hour and what felt like his creepiest fight yet later - how a giant spider meta, of all things, existed seemed like proof of some dark force out to torment him - he returned home, only to find Len halfway through a plate of pasta heaped heavy with fish sauce. Barry felt his lip wobble again and Len’s face grew alarmed as Barry started crying.

“Was the fight that bad?” he asked, clearly concerned.

Barry shook his head, unable to vocalize the confusion of emotions in his chest.

“Bear?”

“Happy crying,” he clarified, “not sad. Don’t worry about it. But man, I am very glad for you in my life, and also very glad that your attacks on me did not include spiders, because once was way too many times to be fighting a spider.”

“What happened to the boyfriend who scolded me for trying to kill one and instead brought it outside in a paper cup, all the while talking about the sanctity of life?”

They relaxed into their normal banter, pasta seemingly forgotten. Barry, however, had a new self assigned mission, that he began to work on as soon as he arrived at work the next day.

“I need to learn how to cook,” he explained to Julian, “by the time I get home from work tonight. It’s an emergency!”

“How, pray tell, is learning to cook an emergency?”

“Because all I can make is pasta so that’s what we’ve been eating when it’s my turn to cook but my boyfriend is sick of it but he’ll still eat it to make me happy but I want him to be happy and not eating things he hates and -” Julian held out a hand.

“I think I get the gist, mate.”

“So you’ll help me?”

“We’re in a crime lab, we are not cooking here.”

Barry just looked at him, and Julian sighed. “You are not skiving off work to learn to cook, so what you should do is learn by reading - read through the library’s entire online selection of cookbooks, for example - in between doing your work.”

Barry hugged him, and then sped around to start all his work and get it done so that he could have time to read. Speeding through as fast as he could, he’d soon devoured the library, Allrecipes, and Buzzfeed’s collections - and gotten quite a few experiments done, as well, under Julian’s exasperated-yet-amused gaze.

Finally, he settled on trying out some recipes that seemed reminiscent of what his mom had used to make - flautas with a simple corn, tomato, and onion salad. She’d made them all the time, and the recipes individually btoh seemed fairly simple. Pretty hard to go wrong there.

He starts with the chicken, preparing it, peeling bits off, putting them in a glass dish, and sticking them in the over. Then he turns to the salads. First, tomatoes and onions. He took a knife to the tomato, bracing it in one hand - or rather, as it turned out, squishing it completely with said hand. He tried on another tomato, and achieved slightly more success. The pieces were a little mushed, but edible. Right? Probably, Barry decided, before turning to the onions.

These, fortunately, were harder to crush. Unfortunately, however, chopping them had the side effect of making his eyes water so hard he couldn’t see. He lifted the hand holding the onion to his eyes to clear them out, only to be rewarded with double the burn as the juices hit his eye. Cursing, he waited for the pain to fade, only to realize that he’d forgotten about the chicken.

He turned and quickly removed it from the oven, seeing that it was nicely cooked and not burnt, as he’d feared. Ok, the chicken is cooked, so next step is frying it…he poured oil in the pan, wrapped the chicken bits in tortillas, and stuck the flautas in the frying pan. To his dismay, they started coming unrolled almost immediately, and he desperately tried to reroll them without getting his fingers in the hot oil. Although, now that he came to think about it, the oil wasn’t that hot. He stuck a finger in the oil to check, only to yank it out and start sucking on it because owwww. Looking at the sorry attempts at flautas in the pan, it was clear that the oil was too cool to fry things, but just hot enough to burn his finger. Great.

He heard the front door open and shut, accompanied by a “Hey, Barry!” from Len.

“Heyyyy,” Barry said, looking at the attempts at dinner in the kitchen.

Len walked in, took stock of the kitchen, and valiantly attempted to keep a straight face.

“Interesting new pasta sauce?”

Barry shook his head. “Not pasta.”

“May I ask the occasion?”

Barry shrugged. “I thought it was sweet of you to keep eating the pasta for so long, including eating it last night, so I wanted to make you something that wasn’t pasta.”

“Ok, eating the pasta last night was me trying to make up for being a jerk last night, so you didn’t need to do this, but I think the fact that you did is sweet.”

“…sweet enough that you’ll eat what I made for dinner?”

Len winced slightly, but assented. “Sounds great, Barry.”

Barry looked at the ruined food that, in the hands of any other cook than him, might have actually become a delicious dinner, and smiled.

“How about we eat take out, instead?”

2

“Elvis Hall?” River asked. 


“Oh,yeah.” Lacy rubbed the back of her neck and smiled. “Presley is like a jerk. So I don’t think we’re giving him the honor.”


“Oh.” River laughed. “Okay. Elvis Hall it is.”


Lacy watched the way he looked at her, as if she was the only person in the room. She imagined he did that to others as well. He seemed like the kind of person who really cared about people. But, that was just a guess. She couldn’t be sure until she got to know him more. “What are you planning on studying?” She asked, to fill the sudden silence that loomed over the pair.


“Physical education. I play soccer. I’d like to think I’m pretty good.”


“Wow, I’m an aspiring actress. Maybe we’ll both be famous one day. That would be cool.”


“You and me on the red carpet? You take me to all of the award shows and I’ll take you to all the big games?” River asked. 


“Uhm, yes! I want to meet that cute soccer player, what’s his name? The one that all the girls like, from Hidden Springs?”


River gasped. “Lars Rand? No. He’s a terrible player! He’s coursing by on his looks alone. HS needs to kick him off the team.”


“Lars Rand is bad. Got it. I don’t know anything about soccer, so I just kinda go with what I see in the media,” Lacy said. 


“I don’t watch too many new movies, believe it or not. So, maybe you can fill me in and I can fill you in?”


That was when Lacy knew that she and River would be the best of friends. Or, so she had thought.  

a long list of keith + lance concepts:

  • keith or lance waking up before the other, and admiring the other quietly as they sleep
    • lance, waking up, tiredly: hi
    • keith, already awake, smiling at him: hi
    • or
    • keith, just waking up: good morning
    • lance, smiling at him: it is now
  • the two of them standing close to each other and speaking quietly — no one else knows what they’re saying, but keith is laughing
  • their insults for each other becoming pet names
    • keith sitting in the rec room, looking up when lance walks in from a mission: hey, genius
    • lance, removing his helmet and walking up to him: what it do, mullet (leans down and kisses him)
  • the two of them comforting each other when they’re missing home, having a rough day, or just feeling sad
    • keith with his head bowed and fists clenched, angrily wiping at his tears until his boyfriend pulls him in for a hug, making him feel better instantly
    • lance with a forced smile on his face and teary eyes, swearing that he’s fine!! until keith embraces him, and he feels safe enough to cry
  • keith wrapping his arms around lance from behind, at random points in the day, burying his face against his shoulder
    • keith during a team meeting: (hugs lance like this)
    • lance: (smiles and covers keith’s hands on his waist with his own)
  • lance coming up behind keith and wrapping his arms around keith’s shoulders, saying ~stuff in his ear
    • keith, smiling, leaning away: shhhh! shh
  • the two of them sharing a pair of earbuds (sharing their favorite songs)
  • keith lifting his chin a little whenever he wants a kiss
    • (the team after one of shiro’s pep talks, about to get back in their lions)
    • keith: wait (taps lance’s arm) (leans close, raising his chin)
    • lance: (smiles, and kisses him) good luck
    • keith: (smiling) you too
  • lance tapping his cheek whenever he wants a kiss
    • (the team about to head out on a mission, exiting the rec room)
    • lance: hey (at keith, before he leaves) aren’t you forgetting something? (leans forward and taps the side of his face)
    • keith: (smiles and kisses his cheek) there you go
    • lance: hm… i think i need a little more.
    • keith: … (grabs lance’s collar and pulls him in for a deep, long kiss on the mouth) … all set?
    • lance: (heart eyed and a little dazed) yeah
  • holding hands under the table at breakfast
  • laughing together in the rain
8

You remember the first time I drove you?

Yes. Of course. I remember looking at you and thinking: What a handsome man, that kind of face never gets old.

How right you were.

guys but listen

  • so after the foxes win everyone starts paying attention to them
  • suddenly the press is all over their social media and wants them on talk shows and panels all the time
  • and they do it bc they could use some good publicity tbh and they rly need a bigger team
  • one day allison (her and neil are bffs now dont fight me on this i s2g) is watching tv w neil and he is rly into what’s happening and she pulls out her sc and starts taking a video
  • she holds the camera so both their faces show and goes “hey neil” and and when he starts to look over she kisses him on the cheek (allison reynolds does not give 2 shits about neil’s scars and she’s gonna show every1)
  • the video ends just as neil smiles
  • ppl on the internet lose their shit !! this video is everywhere
  • allison moved on from seth and NEIL JOSTEN is dating a teammate
  • so they go on a lowkey trashy talk show (and everyone warns neil to keep his mouth shut)
  • the lady is like “so neil i hear ur in a relationship with one of ur teammates”
  • all the foxes hold their breath he’s too unpredictable
  • wymack takes a drink
  • andreil arent hiding anything really they just dont do pda so neil is like “oh ya we like to keep our relationship private tho lets talk about exy”
  • and she is like “well it didnt look like you were keeping it private when allison posted this on her sc” and she plays the video
  • all the foxes start laughing except kevin, andrew, and aaron
  • allison is literally losing her shit and matt has trouble breathing for a few seconds
  • and the lady is like “…um did i miss something haha”
  • and nicky takes pity on her “we’re just laughing bc neil and allison are definitely not dating sry”
  • and she is like “???????????? but ur still dating a teammate”
  • kevin quickly redirects the conversation back to exy bc they do not have the time to sit here and talk about andreil’s love life jfc
  • she cant get anything else out of them
  • so ppl are just losing their minds for like a week trying to figure out who neil is dating when renee posts a pic on instagram of them w the caption “neil drove me to lunch and paid for my meal” ((they actually talk about andrew lol))
  • and now every1 is like omg !! this is it!!
  • so the foxes are doing a panel and they get through a decent amount of exy related questions and then
  • “i have a question for neil. would u like to comment on ur relationship w renee walker??”
  • “id like to comment that my relationship w renee is that we r good friends and that id like to talk about exy now”
  • they cant get anything else out of anyone
  • so now ppl rly confused bc neil is a Straight Man and only Dan is left but her and Matt are very publicly dating 
  • what kind of sexual deviancy is this ??????????? is neil josten engaging in some kind of polyamorous relationship with his teammates?????? no one can answer
  • ok so next talk show 
  • this woman barely gets the introductions out before she leaps right in
  • “neil are you currently in a relationship with dan wilds despite the fact that she is dating matt boyd?” 
  • neil has had enough
  • this boy just wants to play exy hes too old for this
  • he just stares at her
  • he cant even speak like who is this woman??
  • he didnt ask to dismantle heteronormativity in america but apparently he has to
  • “i dont have a gf”
  • she stares back
  • “are you no longer in a relationship with one of your teammates as you previously stated?????”
  • the foxes are getting worried neil might kill her
  • it’s getting very hard not to laugh
  • neil stares a little longer
  • “i dont have a gf
  • the host’s eyes widen
  • the audience goes silent
  • “am i to understand that neil josten, breakout exy player of the year, has just come out??”
  • ppl start clapping (some ppl boo and nicky starts to flip them off before kevin grabs his hand)
  • this woman has just gotten one of the best stories of her life on live television
  • she cant stop smiling
  • once again kevin steers the conversation back to exy (even when he isnt insulting ppl why does neil always have to cause problems ??) and doesnt let her go back
  • there’s wild speculation about which boy he’s dating bc it doesnt makes sense ?????/
  • aaron has been seen kissing katelyn after games
  • kevin and thea are now officially dating
  • nicky is v vocal about his bf (like 12 times a day on twitter)
  • matt and dan are definitely still dating
  • andrew is not capable of relationships ????? and him and neil hate each other ???/
  • the answer comes 3 weeks later
  • they are all in the girls’ room for a movie night
  • everyone but renee is slightly drunk
  • allison and renee take a cute pic
  • in the background u can kinda see neil asleep on andrew who in a rare display of affection actually has a hand in his hair
  • allison notices right before she posts it on instagram but andreil have already said that they arent rly trying to hide their relationship they just arent going to go out of their way just for crazy talk show hosts
  • and DAMN
  • the way they are leaning against each other is unmistakable (esp in light of recent news) 
  • neil josten and andrew minyard are in a relationship?????? have been in a relationship?????? the ppl need confirmation
  • neil’s twitter (that he uses to retweet exy players and occasionally start fights w them) is being blown up
  • finally he goes on twitter and makes his first original tweet 
  • “Andrew is my boyfriend.”
  • twitter literally explodes and “andreil” is trending for a week
Phil’s Livestream // 2.2.17

He’s wearing the black tiger bomber jacket

Thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes

He went for a jog today

Birthday haul

Martyn got him grey shoes with turquoise laces

“Damn I’m gonna look good in these”

He’s really bad at tying shoes

“I’m a sock guy”

He got a Rewined candle (it smells burnt vanilla-y)

He got a beetle jumper from his parents

Dan got him sushi gummies that have chopsticks and everything

He ate them on tour so it was made him nostalgic for tatinof

Taste test

He also got a book about socks, firefly on blu ray, and a terrarium that his friends made for him

“Don’t smash it like Dan did”

Dan also got him a big green lava lamp that he finds very relaxing

They hung out by the seaside a lot

They had afternoon tea which is his favorite part about living in the UK

His mum made him a cake that looked like he was lying in a ball pit

It wasn’t red velvet but there was so much flavor on top red velvet would’ve probably made him explode

He had lots of sugar induced dreams

“I was more garlic bread than human”

They watched Hunter for the Wilderpeople which he really liked 

He emu egg hatched into a full grown emu 

It’s name is Addywoo

“Don’t emu shame”

He wants the Nintendo Switch but big hands

“I’m like a titan”

Does Beauty and the Beast need a remake? Who knows? We’ll see

He wished for wishes but he told us he wished for wishes so does he get wishes who knows

He’s going to let Dan tell the falling story

“It was a mix of hilarious and genuine concern”

He actually did hurt his wrist and knee

“He’s a tall guy so it’s a long way to fall”

New AmazingPhil video 

“Mainly pregnancy is what it sounds like. So I may be pregnant.”

Maybe he predicted Beyonce’s babies 

The magic 8 ball confirmed that he’s the psychic link to Beyonce’s future

He asked the magic 8 ball some questions from us

“Don’t get the started on the quickening”

*Smacking the 8 ball* “Stop being rude”

It said yes to him getting a dog

“A dog is on the horizon”

He went on this cliff path with his family and Dan which was supposed to be really fun but it was a little too intense for him 

He stood in some sheep poo

If he does anything interesting he’ll do a Day in the Life but not just an ordinary day

Dan’s legs and eyebrows were never found btw

He had really great fish and chips last night

Groundhog Day 

He got sushi for his birthday celebration with his friends and they got a tasting menu it was nice

Who’s Your Daddy discussion 

New gaming video this weekend 

He played Mario Kart this morning 

The dead pigeon story

“I hope you’re all good and I hope you’ll have a lovely weekend… and as the magic 8 ball said you’re going to have a lovely day tomorrow”

Goodbye via emu residue 

Mentions of Dan: ||||| ||||| ||

Another Top 10 for Rhys (because I can...and want to)

And as a way to apologize for all the tears spilled after my Top 10 times my heart broke for Rhysand post

#1 Prof. Rhysand at his best

“Look … ” “Good,” he murmured. “I didn’t ask for your approval.” Rhys chuckled. “Ab … Absolutely.” It took me longer than I wanted to admit to figure that out. The next word was even worse. “De … Del … ” I deigned to glance at him, brows raised. “Delicious,” he purred. My brows now knotted. I read the next two words, then whipped my face toward him. “You look absolutely delicious today, Feyre?! That’s what you wrote?”

OR

several sentences I was to write every day, swapping out words, each one more obnoxious than the last: Rhysand is the most handsome High Lord. Rhysand is the most delightful High Lord.Rhysand is the most cunning High Lord.

Rhysand is interesting; Rhysand is gorgeous; Rhysand is flawless.

Rhysand is a spectacular person. Rhysand is the center of my world. Rhysand is the best lover a female can ever dream of.

#2 King of Proposals

My mother gave it to the Weaver. And then she told me that if I were to marry or mate, then the female would either have to be smart or strong enough to get it back. And if the female wasn’t either of those things, then she wouldn’t survive the marriage. I promised my mother that any potential bride or mate would have the test … And so it sat there for centuries.” “So I won my wedding ring without even being asked if I wanted to marry you.” “Perhaps.”

#3 For someone who keeps asking for some gratitude

* “You’re a bastard. You made it clear enough that I had … reservations.” “Such gratitude, as always.” I struggled to get down a single, deep breath. “What do you want from me?” “Want? I want you to say thank you, first of all.“

* “Make it go away,” I said, and he laughed. “You humans are truly grateful creatures, aren’t you?”

* “Get out.” “As usual, your gratitude is overwhelming.”

he surely has no idea how to receive it

“Thank you. For everything—for what you did. Then … and now.” “Even after the Weaver? After this morning with my trap for the Attor?” My nostrils flared. “You ruin everything.”

#4 A 500+ years old with a bedtime

“We’ll move things around. It’s fine. This one,” I added with a glare in Rhys’s direction, “is only cranky because he’s old and it’s past his bedtime.”

#5 Mature, serious and responsible ruler

At least you make up for your shameless flirting by being one hell of a High Lord.

He’d returned that evening, smirking like a cat, and had merely said “One hell of a High Lord?” by way of greeting.

#6 No introduction needed for this one

“As wonderful as it is to see you, Feyre, darling,” Rhysand said, sprawled on the bed, his head propped up by a hand, “do I want to know why you’re digging through my fireplace?”

#7 Champion of insults

“You can leave if you’re just going to insult me.” “But I’m so good at it.” He flashed one of his grins.

#8 It certainly was the type of flattery that won Rhys’ heart

"You’re a disgusting bastard.” “I’ll have to ask Tamlin is this kind of flattery won his heart.”

#9 A true gentleman

Rhysand examined the wound, a smile appearing on his sensuous lips. “Oh, that’s wonderfully gruesome.” I swore at him, and he chuckled. “Such words from a lady.” “Get out,” I wheezed.

#10 ‘He gestured to his perfect face’ - even when Feyre 'hated him’ there was no denying it

“Why did Amarantha target you?” I dared ask. “Why make you her whore?” “Beyond the obvious?” He gestured to his perfect face.

Quotes from ACOTAR and ACOMAF

So now my professor at university KNOWS ABOU YURI ON ICE

I have this professor at university that is really cool, because he likes memes, and jokes and etc, and the other day, long story short, he asked me what I have been doing lately, and I told him “ahh nothing, drawing characters from a series i like…” “which series” he asked

Oh shit

“Y-yuri On ice…..” i said

he was like “Yuri..on ice??”

I told him that it wasn’t yuri, but I think he doesn’t even know what yuri is hahaa. Later he mentions Yuri on ice to another classmate and the latter were like “ohh yeah, I’ve seen it on my facebook. It’s pretty gay”, and my professor was like “oohhh are those the good looking dudes that almost kiss in a bath house”…. and I was like “yeah….” OTL

AND TODAY

FUCK

TODAY SOMEtHING EVEN WORSE HAPPENED

FIRST, he listens to a coversation I had with a friend that also watches the anime, about YOI and all the theories that have been aroun latety about Viktor, and the “it is a ring/medal” dilema, and now he practically knows all the YOI Issues and other anime issues in general, WE EXPLAINED HIM ABOUT SPORTS ANIME, QUEER BATING, FANSERVICE, OTHER ANIME GENRES…YAOI… AND HE WAS LIKE 

“OOH THANKS FOR THE ANIME CLASS” 

where I come from ppl judge you if you’re an Otaku, so he told us that is good thing that we dont look like them shgdfj and that he actually enjoys hearing us talk

BUT MANNNN OOO BOIII 

LATER

I was on a computer, fyi, I have an scholarship at my university, and I have to work there for certain hours a week during a semester. So yeah, I was “working” but is actually boring af because I WAS DOING NOTHING, so sometimes I like to open microsoft paint and make stupid doodles and send it to my friends on whatsapp…

So you can see where this is going…

then I closed the window when I felt someone coming

I DID THIS UGLY DOODLE OF VIKTOR AND YURI and then he entered the room I was in and asked me to scan something… then he sits besides me and we talked AN D THEN HE OPENS THE MICROSOFT PAINT WINDOW ??? AND WE BOTH WERE L I KE W HAT

AND AFTER A PAUSE HE TOLD ME

I HOPE THIS WASN’T TOO EMBARRASING FOR YOU

NO IT WASN’T, I CANNOT FEEL ANYMORE

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Tom Hiddleston Has Never Looked Better Than He Does in Kong
The reviews for Kong: Skull Island are in, and so far they're glowing. The movie is being praised for its action-packed plot, the crazy post-credits scene, and King Kong in all of his massive, CGI glory, but there's one thing I have yet to see get the attention it deserves: Tom Hiddleston's t-shirt.
By Quinn Keaney

As tracker James Conrad, he spends much of the movie kneeling down to examine broken underbrush, eluding King Kong, and rolling through the dirt to escape giant, underground lizard monsters who want to rip him limb from limb. In other words, a typical day at the office. But his greatest asset is not his gun. It’s not even the Samurai sword he uses to slice his way through a flock of razor-beaked birds. It’s his plain, gloriously tight, gray-blue t-shirt. To put it simply, he looks good as hell. Possibly better than he does in a suit, which is really saying something.

I don’t know how it magically stays perfectly tucked in, or what exactly it is about it that has inspired this obsession, but as a reward for you taking the time to read about this important, high-priority matter, please enjoy the next photos of him and his t-shirt in action.

Imagine an overwhelmed Woozi immediately feeling at ease and calm when you hold him in your embrace and shower him with kisses.

anonymous asked:

Hey, I'm feeling kinda crappy today and I was wondering if I can get any cute Otayuri headcanons?

aaa im sorry abt that friend!! okay okay lemme try im always up for hcs abt my children

  • when yuri figures out that he likes otabek he tries to keep it a secret bc,,, hello,,, if anyone finds out theyd never let him hear the end of it
  • but either hes terrible at hiding his feelings or everyone just knows him that well, bc they all figure it out anyway
  • and instead of teasing him like he thought theyre,,?? actually rly supportive abt it??? georgi of course understands bc hes georgi and mila only teases him like 25% of the time and viktor and yuuri are #relationshipgoals so like,, of course
  • n at first yuris rly embarrassed but he slowly starts opening up to them abt his crush until there isnt a day where he doesnt rant to someone abt otabek
  • “he sent me a selfie on snapchat today and he looked so good what the fuck what he fuck”
  • “he added one (1) heart emoji in this text??? wtf???/???/ HELP”
  • “HES COMING HERE HES VIISITING GUYS STOP LAUGHGING HELP ME WHAT HTE FUCK”
  • and when otabek does visit this is when yuri regrets ever letting these fucking idiots know
  • bc yuuri and viktor are giving otabek the shovel talk (”WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING WHAT THE FUCK!!!” - yuri), georgis crying abt how “his little brother is growing up and finding love”, and mila’s become the embodiment of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face
  • its a horrible trip for otabek in yuri’s opinion
  • but that opinion quickly changes when otabek takes him on a date one night, kisses him and asks him if he’d like to be boyfriends
  • the next morning he finds out that yuuri, viktor, georgi and mila were coaching otabek throughout the entire date and yuri cant bring himself to be mad at them
  • “… seriously though otabek if u ever think abt hurting yuri-” “SHUT THE FUCK UP VIKTOR”
nursey week day 7 - red

Dex is grinning at his phone when Nursey sits down across from him at the table. Nursey doesn’t say anything, because Dex doesn’t smile nearly as often as he should, and he doesn’t want to ruin it. Dex catches him staring when he looks up, though, so Nursey’s kind of forced to recover with a chirp.

“What’s got you all smiley? Did Aerosmith announce a reunion tour?”

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Lance headcanon(with klance)

• Lance can draw REALLY good but no one knows about it

• Its a hobby that he doesn’t really care about because he doesn’t think he good at it

• His art style is cartoonish

• Coran gives Lance a sketchbook
(The special space sketchbook)

• He draws his family on the first page so he doesn’t forget what they look like

• He also draws the paladins and Allura and Coran (like his favorite memory’s of them)

• The sketchbook becomes like a diary to him(he starts writing his doubts in it)

• One day he wants to draw Keith’s blade (this happens after season two)

• Keith finds out that Lance hella doubts himself

• HE GETS REALLY CONCERNED N SHIT AND IT ENDS UP BEING A CUTE BONDING MOMENT BECAUSE LANCE STARTS CRYING AND KEITHS LIKE

• “The reason why your part of this team is because your loyal to everyone and your really friendly to everyone you meet. And I like that about you Lance.”

• Lance hugs the fu*k out of Keith and tells him “I never thought I’d want to hear that from you”

• and I will cry myself to sleep tonight

What I love about each B.A.P member

Himchan:

  • “Yongguk’s smile is because of Himchan”
  • Balances out Yongguk
  • Bang said he became a brighter person bc of Channie T-T
  • Are you crying yet bc I am
  • That one time he had a pony tail
  • Can we bring that back
  • When his hair is pushed back
  • That one time he randomly went blonde then red for only like a week
  • The way he speaks to Yongguk is a complete 180 to how he speaks to the other members 
  • Calls him “bbang”
  • He and Yongguk refer to the younger members as “the kids" 
  • Takes care of everyone 
  • A+ cook 
  • Went out and bought lobster during One Fine Day so the losing team could enjoy a good meal
  • Then they all ate together and my heart melted 
  • Heart of gold
  • The best temporary leader you could ever dream of 
  • What other temp leader becomes a meme
  • Kim Himchan, that’s who
  • When he laughs really hard 
  • That time he was yawning on camera but didn’t notice until too late 
  • Scaredy cat 
  • A++++ good looks 
  • King of the Fairies
  • Thank you, Fairy Kingdom, for giving us Himchan 
  • He’s so unreal 
  • You thought he was gorgeous on camera
  • Wait til you see him up close 
  • Your soul immediately leaves your body
  • Hella soft hands 
  • So cute when he smiles at BABYz
  • He takes pictures of BABYz all the time TT^TT
  • His answer for almost anything is "Jongup”  
  • You will never love Jongup more than Himchan does 
  • Acts like a child sometimes 
  • His voice 
  • So smooth with a little bit of gravel when he speaks 
  • When he sings it either feels like floating on clouds wrapped up in velvet
  • Or lying on a bed of rocks getting punched in the face while heavy metal plays in the background 
  • His voice is so powerful and gritty 
  • Can he sing me sleep??? 
  • I’m just so in love with his tone 
  • I think a collab between him and Youngjae would be awesome 
  • And his own solo song
  • Can play any instrument 
  • Music Genius 
  • Master of Languages 
  • The scar on his right hand 
  • Always looks so cuddly in sweaters 
  • Where can I buy Teddy Bear Chan????
  • Posted a video of Yongguk eating for BABYz to see bc it’s a rare sight 
  • Doesn’t like waking up 
  • Treasures sleep
  • Me too, bud 
  • Tries to keep the dorm under control since Bang left but daejae are a handful 
  • Give him a weekend spa trip away from the kids 
  • Wine Mom 
  • Don’t know what to gift to give him? 
  • Wine
  • Goes on one-on-one food dates with the members
  • Then makes only Daehyun pay 
  • Said he wants to be with Bang bc he’s rich lol
  • His Weekly Idol sexy dance 
  • Iconic 
  • The best sexy dance in history
  • Confident 
  • But still gets shy sometimes 
  • Pink 
  • His eyes 
  • His acting 
  • Someone give him a drama role already PLEASE 
  • Steps in sometimes to give Yongguk a break
  • Bang trusts Himchan so much T-T
  • Friendship goals right there
  • Did I mention that his heart is pure gold 
  • With precious gems embedded in it
  • B.A.P would not be B.A.P without him
  • He is the glue that holds B.A.P together
  • I love him so much
  • Pls give him lots of love 
  • His heart is too good for this world 
  • We do not deserve him

Feel free to add some of your favorite Himchan things! Give him lots of love.

YG | HC | DH | YJ | JU | ZL