what a freaking winner

BBC Jekyll Sentences
  • "Do you want to play lions?"
  • "Who the FUCK is Mister Hyde?"
  • "Just once...Just bloody once, could you tell me where you parked?"
  • "Oh, Mary Poppins! I love Mary Poppins! I could EAT Mary Poppins!"
  • "That's got to be handy."
  • "Why did you lie to me?
  • "Rule one: don't lie to me! I can smell lies."
  • "Don't ever lie. to. me."
  • "Why do you really want this job?"
  • "Don't open your mouth unless you're telling me the truth."
  • "Love a girl with secrets."
  • "As long as the lights and cameras are on, you're safe."
  • "The lights are off...and you're dinner."
  • "Welcome to the company, Mary Poppins."
  • "I don't drink whiskey."
  • "'He' drank! 'He' took the car! Why am I getting the look?!"
  • "It's always the same tea."
  • "You don't do crosswords."
  • "And why not?"
  • "They're for fun."
  • "Good lord, really?"
  • "I'm fairly certain you used to have some sort of ego."
  • "First fag of the day, always hits the spot!"
  • "Don't worry. I have a good doctor."
  • "The night is young, there's a beautiful girl, and somebody is going to die. That's you, by the way."
  • "Trust me, the neck's good: quick for me, easy for you...everybody's happy!"
  • "I don't get a lot of pleasure from killing children...but I get enough."
  • "Let's play llliiiiiiioooonsss!"
  • "Billy! What do you think? Could I be a Billy?"
  • "My liver applied for a transplant."
  • "I hope I didn't catch you in the middle of someone."
  • "That's interesting because I've always thought of you like a bit of a hard-on."
  • "Oh?"
  • "Usually disappointing."
  • "He has Disney favorites?"
  • "My dark side likes Mary Poppins. No wonder I was bullied at school."
  • "It's raining, it's pouring _____ is boring!"
  • "Is he doing you?"
  • "I'm your new nanny."
  • "You must have quite an appetite."
  • "The most powerful creature on the planet, that's what I'm lookin' at. The fastest. The smartest. The best. And you’re British – so it’s even funny."
  • "Wakey...wakey..."
  • "You put my SON in a cage with LIONS."
  • "You've heard of good cop, bad cop? This is the movie!"
  • "Don't lie to me! Don't annoy me."
  • "Entirely up to you of course, but I'd say...the front of the queue!"
  • "Oh, ______, alone at last!"
  • "Don't play these games. Not with me."
  • "Know what've I got? You."
  • "Yep. Took your keys."
  • "Took my keys too."
  • "You won't hurt me!"
  • "I'LL EAT YOU!"
  • "I know how he thinks."
  • "I AM HOW HE THINKS!"
  • "Then you have a problem because he likes me."
  • "She's running, she's crying! She turned off the lights and she's DYING!"
  • "Come to daddy!"
  • "Time of the month?"
  • "Bit rich coming from the wolf-man."
  • "You're missing out. It's like sex. But there's a winner."
  • "Kids a bit...freaked."
  • "Well, yeah, what can you do? Someone tried to feed him to a lion."
  • "Then he will kill you."
  • "Then I won't die! I don't have the time."
  • "I don't want a drink."
  • "Sit! On! The chair!"
  • "You could have killed me!"
  • "Yes and this is my good side."
  • "Listen, can I tell ya, I haven't fucked anything in days, seriously a gust of wind and I go off! "
  • "So, nothing personal but I hope you don't have any plans that involve walking straight."
  • "Fantast-ische!"
  • "Well stop me in the middle if I'm doing it wrong."
  • "No. We just share a dick."
  • "First one of you that starts getting nervous, starts pulling that trigger? Dead."
  • "Hope you have a nicer boss."
  • "Yes, I'm a doctor. Know what I do with symptoms? I look them up on the internet."
  • "Did I bring the wrong thumb?"
  • "Sorry, hun. I should have mentioned I'm Dracula!"
  • "Oh this feels good--roomy! I could put up shelves!"
  • "The wife, and the ex, girls together, all friends now - the bastard's dead."
  • "The thing about consuming an alter-ego, bit like a Chinese, a minute later you're hungry again."
  • "Talk to me like you know me again, in public, where people can see, and the next sound you hear will be your own neck snapping. Do we have a basis for communication?"
  • "Hello, Mister Tumor. Goodbye, Daylight!"
  • "I've got rewind. Look at that. I've got digital rewind - It's like Sky Plus in here!"
  • "I finally found the adult channels."
  • "You know the way you sometimes think men are mentally undressing you?"
  • "She switched channels!"
  • "Fantastic arse."
  • "Trust me, I'm a psychopath!"
  • "I've got him sitting in a helicopter. No it's a moped, no it's a helicopter."
  • "Actually, it could have been a horse."
  • "Sorry, but you won't be dealing with Junior anymore. Daddy's home."
  • "People think that ____ is Rage. Or Hate. Or Greed. Or Lust. But _____ is far worse."
  • "Love is a psychopath."
  • "He's a psychopath for God's sake!"
  • "Look at that... Look what you did... This was CLEAN ON THIS MORNING!"
  • "SHOW SOME RESPECT!"
  • "Here it comes...tickles."
  • "A good man until the day he died."

anonymous asked:

Could you do some egobang gay chicken that ends up getting carried away? =3=

“Why the fuck are we doing this?” Dan asked for the fifth time as he sat down on the floor.

“Because you said yes so we’re doing this.”

“Can I take it back?”

“It’s just chicken, Dan.  Freaking out results in having to do what ever the winner says.”

Grumbling, Dan crossed his arms and just went with it.  It wasn’t the first time Arin begged him to play gay chicken.  He always figured it be just a joke but after the 20th time asking and seeing how excited Arin got after he said fine,  it might be something more.  Dan went first to just see if Arin would freak and it’d be over.  

Hand on the inner thigh was what Dan thought would be enough to end the game but Arin’s face didn’t change at all.  Slowly his slipped his hand closer to Arin’s crotch, the warmth was getting a little out of hand.  

“Getting hot for me?”  Dan teased.

“Why don’t you check.”

Dan couldn’t tell if he was serious or joking.  Starting to feel a little weird, Dan quickly removed his hand, earning a laugh from Arin.

“Your turn then.”

Having to stay still and not freak while his best friend’s hand became inches from his crotch was very hard.  Dan had no idea what Arin would make him do if he lost so he had to not freak out, no mater what.  It was easier said and done , especially was Arin’s whole hand cupping his cock.  Eyes wide and staring him done, Dan wanted to run but couldn’t.

Arin wasn’t looking at his face any more.  All his focus was on Dan’s crotch as he started palming him.  He looked hungry for more and with how he was working Dan up, he might just get it.  

“Oh fuck..”

Hearing those words  coming from his own mouth made Dan cup a hand around his mouth.  Arin didn’t seem so happy as he removed the hand and kept it pinned to Dan’s side.

“Please, let me hear those cute noises. Or are you chicken?”

“This is more then, shit, a game to you, isn’t it?”

“Maaaybe”

Comments on Mix and Match ep 1 consisted of

“B.I is so rude to the new trainees wtf this is why I hate him. Always have, always will.”

“Team B needed a whole new vocal line anyway they were lacking so much in skill and that’s why WINNER was and forever will be better.”

“Why does YG hate WINNER so much I mean he’s giving Team B another survival show jeez it’s all about Team B around here.”

Okay wow what is wrong with people?

1. If you were told your team that has been training together for about 2 years could possibly be ripped apart by these random people you’ve never met who might not even have any skills, would you be happy? You probably wouldn’t be. Team B are like brothers. They’re gonna be uncomfortable with these new trainees. You can’t expect Hanbin to be the nicest person all the times. He was being real. He doesn’t want his team to separate.
2. Have you people heard how much the Team B vocal line has grown since the end of WIN? Clearly you haven’t. They all sound freaking amazing now! They’ve been training nonstop since the end of WIN because they all want to stay together.

3. Yes, YG favors Team B, but that doesn’t mean he hates WINNER and I’m tired of some Inner Circles saying he does. You guys complained about having to wait so long for 2014 S/S but it only took so long for them to debut because YG wanted to give them exposure in Japan with Big Bang, get them in some magazines, get them some commercials, and, oh yeah, make sure their album was freaking perfect. And guess what. It was! WINNER had an amazing debut. And Team B getting another survival show? That’s not something they’re happy about or proud of. iKON might not even end up with the original six members. They probably hate having to do another survival show. I know I would.

In other words, I hate seeing stupid comments like this on everything Team B does. If you don’t like them, the things they do, or the things YG has them do, just leave. Don’t watch the show. Don’t watch the videos. Just go. We Team B/iKON fans don’t need your negativity. Seriously…