what a f*cking nerd

For real though you would love Metal Gear Solid because

• THE VOICE ACTORS SHIP IT ASDFGHJKL
• Snake can catch a cold and his sneezes are f*cking adorable.
• Otacon pees his pants when you first meet him
• Otacon talks about love and anime a lot what a f*cking nerd I love him
• Meryl is a f*cking BADASS
• Awesome ladies all throughout the game
• Snake is totally aromantic nobody can tell me otherwise
• its a REALLY smart game really clever yes love it
• if you play it through a third time Snake gets a tuxedo and he looks super cute in it
• multiple endings one with straight love one with gay love
• SNAKE’S REAL NAME IS DAVE AND THAT IS ADORABLE
• WOLF PUPPIES
• DO YOU NEED ANY OTHER REASONS???
• PLEASE PLAY METAL GEAR SOLID YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT