what a cluck


“What the cluck is this?!” 🔊

“And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is Starlight, it’s practically here!”
Then he growled with his Glace fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Starlight from coming!  But HOW?”

Then he got an idea!  An awful idea!
Glace got a wonderful, awful idea!
“I know just what to do!”  Glace laughed in his throat,
And he made a quick Nymeian hat and a coat.
And he chuckled and clucked, “What a great trick, ahahaha!”
“With this coat and this hat I’ll look like the Saint of Nymeia!”
“All I need is a reindeer,” and Glace looked around,
But as reindeer are scarce, there were none to be found.
Did that stop the rude Dusk? No! The jerk simply said,
“If I can’t find a reindeer, then I’ll make one instead!”
So he summoned his cat.  Then he took some red thread,
And he tied a big horn to the top of his head.


Crazy Homeless Man Gives The Best Advice You’ve Ever Heard!

“What do you think the meaning of life is?”

“To live… And to live in a mystery, and to find purpose! And to live in the now!… MAGIC.. love now.”

“What’s your most adventurous memory?

"This! I remember this! This is an adventure! This is the memory!”

“What advice do you have for younger generations?”

“Younger generations?… Live in the moment! Don’t get old! Don’t judge people!… Because you can’t be free.. If you judge people… Love Now! Create! Inspire!”

“How do you define free?”

“By Doing what you love.”

“What do you love?”

“This! The moment! Love now! It repeats! -chicken cluck-”

-crowd responds with clucks-

“What other advice do you have for us?”

“That you’re already doing, you’re always doing what’s in your heart. You can’t get away from your heart! Because life, is a paradox… It’s a mirror of confusion!… So… Love, now!”

“Who do you love?”

“I love… All Of You!!!”