what a chubby child good god

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2016, Rick Riordan blessed us all with a young adult book about a bisexual god on a quest to save his kids and the world the world from the evils of imperialism with the help of chubby child precarious little girl with garbage powers, his gay son, his gay son’s boyfriend, and his hard core feminist grandma. What a time to be alive.