what a chubby child good god

I can’t believe in the year of our lord 2016, Rick Riordan blessed us all with a young adult book about a bisexual god on a quest to save his kids and the world the world from the evils of imperialism with the help of chubby child precarious little girl with garbage powers, his gay son, his gay son’s boyfriend, and his hard core feminist grandma. What a time to be alive. 

anonymous asked:

So this Jackson guy, he is from got7 right? Wow my friend told me all of got7's members are snobs and mean. Is it true?

snobs and mean…? 

Are we talking about the same GOT7 here???
That’s… no. God no. What kind of… Of course they’re not! 

Now, personally, i’m not into them as much as I am with BTS BUT lemme tell you what I do know about them. Also no offence but @ your friend BITCH WHERE

Originally posted by markjin

First off, BamBam is such a small child, I swear. he didn’t even know that ‘lol’ stood for laughing out loud. Poor innocent kid. 

His real name is  Kunpimook Bhuwakul and I dare you to try and say that perfectly the first time. You can’t. Just accept it and move on like the rest of us *cry* He’s from Thailand and MY GOD you need to listen to his Thai rap cuz it’s BEAUTIFUL.

Last comeback, he suddenly transformed into a sex god. Like, no joke. He went from cute chubby cheeks and fluffy face to *boom* panty dropper just like that. Idk what they fed him, but good job.

He also openly ships himself with Jackson. No biggie. Like, A while ago, they had matching jackets that read “Jackbam” which is their ship name. NO BIGGIE.

He was also in commercials and ish even before arriving to Korea. But even after he became a trainee, he STILL did one or two commercials. And he has three siblings who are all well known dancers back home.

And he’s like the fashionista of the group. He’s not as outgoing as Jackson, BUT THE SASS IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

He thinks he’s the cutest and DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE SONNY. 

Originally posted by jieunyoung

Jackson, this boy was a national gold medal champion for his country for fencing. A GOLD MEDALIST. He was ranked 11th in the entire 2010 Cadet World Championships. That’s AMAZING. And he gave that up to pursue music. 

His dad told him that if he wins a gold medal he’s allowed to go to Korea. And he did. That’s hard work and determination right there. Not to mention he had to learn an entire language. And he’s so adorable, he sometimes can’t talk properly because, as most bilinguals will agree, you just randomly forget words.

Speaking of languages, this dude right here speaks 6. That’s right, 6 languages. He knows Cantonese, Mandarin, Japanese, Korean, French and English. Like DAMN.

Also, he has been in Korea for around 3 years now and hasn’t really had a chance to go home. He hadn’t seen his parents IN YEARS. And he was on this show called Roommate, and Mr JYP himself brought his parents to see him for Christmas and the second he saw his mom HE BROKE DOWN CRYING AND RAN INTO HER ARMS 

I NEED A BREAK I’M GETTING EMOTIONAL JUST REMEMBERING IT

Now his mom, she (like 90% of this family) was a gymnast. But she got sick, you see. She shouldn’t be traveling and straining her body. So for the entire time she was in Korea, Jackson treated her like a queen. He took her everywhere and gave her massages and *sobs uncontrollably* 

Oh and, along with Mark, he does a lot of flips. just. Everywhere. he literally introduces himself with a flip. Just…you know, normal stuff.

And he’s really close to BTS but more specifically Namjoon (who ignores his calls hahahahaha)

Also he’s short. Pfff

Originally posted by blondetuan

Same tho

This here is Youngjae. Who is, true to his name, young pff

He also plays the piano (Does EVERYONE HERE PLAY THE PIANO I SWEAR) and he is the main vocalist~

This kid will literally eat anything and everything unless it contains the dreadful cucumber. They say just the name sends shivers down his spine~

Also funny story: 2PM’s Nickhun said he thinks Youngjae has the best face, so they all nicknamed him Nich-in-bi which basically means Nichkhun’s Visual WHICH IS ADORABLE

Originally posted by marktuon

Then we have Yugyeom who is the smol child tho he doesn’t look like it! He’s tall as hell and he’s really mature and I swear, no ONE ever thinks he’s the maknae. EVER.

He likes playing the piano and he’s also, currently, attending school where he’s majoring in street dance. WHICH IS AWESOME. 

Originally posted by markjin

Here we have Mark. 

Now Mark… is very shy. Don’t let his amazing stunts and on-stage presence fool you! One he’s down he looks like an overgrown puppy. 

Speaking of stage, he’s a dancer (and boy does he dance), vocalist and rapper. AND HIS VOICE DOE I swear, the first time I hear him I was so taken aback I did a double-take and all. You would no expect that voice to come out of that face, lemme tell you that. 

And we MUST talk about his dad, aka number one GOT7 trash, aka Papa Tuan. Now Papa Tuan is the most amazing person ever. He tweets about not just Mark, but GOT7 in general and he has NO RESTRICTIONS AND NO SHAME, this man is mY HERO. I love hIM!!! HE TROLLS ON EVERYONE BLESS HIM

He and Jackson were on ASC and they had their own corner called Markson (Like, yes, please do use the ship names, thanks) and they were such dorks! Exhibit 1:

Originally posted by wonweewoo

#MARKSONFORLIFESON

He is Chinese and speaks Korean, Mandarin and English fluently. like, this whole group is amazing, how are you not impressed yet.

He lived in Brazil for a while and knew Portuguese buuuut forgot it :’D

Originally posted by igot7-love

JB here is the leader~ oooh~

He’s always been interested in film. Like, EVERYTHING about film. Acting, producing, scripting, all that fun stuff. Which is why he’s currently majoring in film. A while back, he even directed his own little thing~

He’s also part of a subunit, u might or might not have heard of it, called JJ Project (along with Jr.) 

But back to film. This boy. He debuted in a little something called “Dream High” in 2012. AND HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT STUNT DOUBLES SO HE WAS LIKE “I’M GONNA DO MY OWN STUNTS, NO BIGGIE” LIKE HE LITERALLY RODE A BIKE INTO A CAR FUUUUUUU

He also can’t do aegyo FOR SHIT.

And he was so amazing, you see, that he won 1st when auditioning at JYP. Tho it was a tie with Jr.

SPEAKING OF WHICH

Originally posted by 1400hrs

This very rude little sh*t is Jr. 

Why rude? Cuz he hot and he know it.

As I mentioned, he’s part of JJ Project along with JB. He also co-starred in Dream High 2 with him, as well as in the drama When A Man Loves.

Fun fact: he has the same name as mister JYP himself, so they nicknamed him Jr. (as in junior) for it HOHOHOHO)

He’s really, REALLY into dance. It’s his passion! In fact, he’s so good at it, that he was the one who choreographed the dance routine for GOT7′s track Follow Me off of their first album. BY HIMSELF.

Originally posted by igotsxven

Now… GOT7′s music might not be for everyone. 

We have different tastes after all. 

But NEVER EVER say that these adorkable boys are snobs and mean like PLEASE. I have never ONCE thought of either one of them as being anything but hard working kids. They try as hard as any other group out there to be the best they can and to make their fans happy. 

And even though I myself aren’t really that preoccupied with them, EVEN I KNOW HOW NICE THEY ARE. 

And on a special little note. You do not take someone’s words about people for truth until you have had the chance to meet those people by yourself. You do not make opinions on people based on what others think or say about them. Because that means you didn’t actually know those people, which means you make assumptions based on nothing but what you hear other people say. And that is wrong. Not just n Kpop, but in general life. 

*drops mike*