what a broad

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He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

Teen Years Headcanons

-Omegas in their late teens going through a phase of “all Alphas are stupid and I’ll be just fine if I never mate with one” and that phase ends the day they come home from school and gush to their Omega parent about an Alpha they just met “he’s way different than the other Alphas, I’m sure of it mom” and the Omega parent just nodding along while their child chatters on

-An Omega trying to hide a relationship from their parents and panicking when they can’t get the Alpha’s scent off of them…only to find out their Omega parent already knew, because mothers know everything, and they help them get the scent off before their Alpha parent gets home. But they do tell their Omega child that they expect to meet the Alpha soon

-An Omega being very introverted and having to be practically dragged from their nest to be made to go out and socialize because “at this rate you’ll never meet a decent Alpha”

-An Alpha in high school who has trouble focusing on school work and is always turning their work in late while their Omega sibling gets straight A’s. They refuse to ask their sibling for help though because they are too proud to admit they need it, their Alpha parent tries to help but they don’t handle it any better and finally their Omega parent just sits down and helps explain it to them

-Alphas struggling a lot with their newfound aggression and getting in trouble a lot with both their school and their parents for getting into fights

-Angsty teenage Alphas dramatically deciding they are too aggressive and temperamental to love someone, and their parents are kind of sympathetic…but they also want to tell the Alpha to suck it up and quit brooding needlessly

-Hormonal Omega teens getting upset a lot so whenever their Alpha parent approaches a room and catches a whiff of angry Omega pheromones they will back up slowly and then send their mate in to deal with it because they don’t want to be yelled at again just for being an Alpha

-Beta teens going through emo phases because “in the grand scheme of things, we don’t matter as much as the other dynamics”

-Omega mothers establishing “family nights” because they miss having all their babies in one place, everybody participates and nobody complains because its very obvious how much the Omega loves it

-Overprotective Alpha parents being worried when their Omega teenager goes out with friends so they pace the living room and repeatedly check out the blinds until they get back, the whole time their mate just sits on the couch watching on in amusement

Yeah? Where did you run into it?”

“It was in a little cock-shoot….” Draco began.

“A what?”

“A glade.”

Potter frowned. “That is not what you said.”

“A broad glade, through which a wood-cock might dart,” Draco explained. “And be caught in a net.”

“Yeah, and how often do you net wood-cocks, Malfoy?”

“It’s a word, Potter. You could look it up in a dictionary.”

“Is that what you did, got a big dictionary and memorized all the words that start with cock, so you could use them on me?”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Cock-shoot, cocksure, cock-of-the-walk, cock a snook, cock-a-leekie soup for lunch today –”

“It’s a Scottish soup, Potter, we’re in Scotland
—  Hippomancy for Beginners by khalulu
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“Somehow none of it seems to matter when we’re in Dublin. Class and all that just fades away. I’m Mrs Branson and we get on with our lives like millions of others.”

There’s this pretty cool dude, ok? Some people seem to think he’s cool. Sometimes. He guesses they’re right. I mean, maybe. If they say so. Actually, you know what? They’re right. This guy’s dynamite lit in a box of hot shit. Screw the haters.

The obsession with being cool immediately makes me think of Dave. Karkat and Virgo parallel John and Rose in a lot of ways, maybe Gemini here is the Dave counterpart. 

You could always try to guess his name. But instead of that, here’s a better idea. Why don’t you just fuck off and go to hell? 

Here, name this kooky broad instead.

Wait, broad? What broa-

Ok, what’s her name? 

Wait… 

You’ve got to be kidding me. 

Looks like we’re going back to the other guy again. Alright, hang on…

What? No! I want to learn more about her! She’s got a little kitty hat and her walls are decorated with the blood of her prey! She’s adorable and terrifying at the same ti-

It appears this cool and moody dude had a change of heart. He feels pretty bad about flying off the handle like that, as if shit wanted nothing to do with the handle. Shit would like to reconcile with the handle, and perhaps seek marital counseling. 

So what’s his name gonna be?

Errrrrr. Fine.

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You haven’t qualified yet, Charlie.

Hugh Dancy as Charlie Paige, Dangerfield - Paths (S05E07)

The Founders Asks

Castle- What does the word ‘home’ mean to you?

Sorting Hat- If you could give one inanimate object sentience, What object would you choose?

Kitchens- Describe your perfect meal.

Chamber- Where do you go to be alone?

Tower- Are you afraid of heights?

Staircase- Do you get lost easily? 

Sword- Have you ever been in a fight?

Cup- Do you like to cook?

Diadem- What is the most useless class you had in school?

Locket- Have you ever kept a secret from your friends?

Godric- Have you ever faced a fear?

Rowena- What is something you have always wanted to learn?

Helga- What/who are you loyal to?

Salazar- If you could speak to only one species of animal, what animal would you choose?

Wild Moor- How long have you known your best friend?

Glen- Have you ever caught somebody lying to you? What did you do?

Valley Broad- What is your favorite midnight snack?

Fen- Do you have a pet peeve that only seems to bother you and nobody else?

Lion- Do you think you are physically strong?

Eagle- What was the last book you read; How was it?

Badger-  Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them? Who was it?

Serpent-  Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?

I did a “Meet the Artist” thingy, as I was tagged by @watermelone-n-chicken
I hope I did this right? Anyways, I tag @srarlight when she has time again, and anyone who hasn’t done it yet ^v^

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“Hey, babe. How’re you ‘doin” Said the greaser boy you were currently walking past, a cigarette hanging from his lips as he winked at you. A young boy stood next to him, he looked like a kicked puppy.

You grinned uncomfortably as you clutched your handbag to your side… hoping to god he didn’t try anything. 

“What’s a good ‘lookin broad like you doing around these streets, anyhow?” He followed along side of you, the other boy tagging along with a sigh as he muttered something unintelligible under his breath. “You know this neighbourhood can be dangerous, don’t ya?” 

“I don’t mean any disrespect… but please, back off. I’m lost and I’m scared… my car broke down and all I want to do is find my cousins.” You said softly. 

“Hey, hey. I ain’t gonna hurt ‘ya none” 

“Who’re your cousins?” Said the other boy, you noticed a scar on his face and how he flinched under your gaze. “Maybe we know them?”

“The Curtis’… Do you know where I am right now? I haven’t seen a street sign in the past twenty minutes”

“The Curtis’, you’re Darry’s cousin aren’t you? Y/N? I’m Dally.”

“Hello” You mumbled politely. “You know them?” 

“They’re our buddies, we can take you to them” Said the other boy. “We ain’t gonna hurt ya, I swear.”

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Queen Letizia attended the 7th European Conference Tobacco or Health (ECTOH) in Portugal on March 23, 2017.  Queen Letizia mad a speech during the opening session and said “What we need, besides broad implementation of comprehensive tobacco control policies and smoking cessation programs throughout Europe, is solidarity for health. This is a change for all of us.”

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