what a big gun you have

anonymous asked:

Prompts for a female hacker and male scientist

“Where did you study how to do this?”

“What, hacking? I didn’t. I just taught myself.”

“…Amazing.”

Or…

“So, you’re telling me that if you wanted you could see all my secret research ever just because it’s on the computer?”

“Definitely.”

“That’s annoying.”

Or…

“Have you hacked into the government, yet?”

“I’ve gotten into small things, but I’m working on the big guns. Have you founded anything life saving, yet?”

“…No, but I’m working on it.”

Happy writing!

-Ashley ❤

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So if at times I seem overprotective of the system that we’ve built, if I worry that the resentments of others might disrupt it, I have good reason.

#what elementary did with it’s 100th episode was a testament to the kind of show is #to the kind of show #the kind of holmes adaptation - it has tried to be from the start #what they chose to do with their milestone episode is the epitome of all the ways it stands in stark contrast to any other adaptation #any other show not just any other sherlock adaptation but any other crime procedural would have pulled out the big guns #and dealt their lead/s a huge case and packed it full of guest stars or notable minor characters #for sherlock stories specifically no one could begrudge you for assuming moriarty would play a key role #but that has never been what drives elementary #the 100th episode offered all it’s emotional significance to what has always been the core of the show #that sherlock is better because of the people he surrounds himself with #that there is no true reward in playing the lone genius cut off from society/humanity #and his partnership with joan is the finest exemplar of that #yes the bit with marcus in the opening was nice #and gregson’s little speech at the end pulled at my heart strings #both because of it narrative significance and the subtext of it being written for the cast and crew’s dedication to the show bts #but it always comes back to this #one holmes #one watson #the single fact that elementary is fundamentally about sherlock valuing human connections and interpersonal relationships #over solving the puzzle #will forever set it apart from any other sherlock adaptation #and that might be a criticism for some #but it will forever be one of the key reasons that i cherish and adore it

All I fucking want is for someone to explain in what universe, after everything they’ve been through together, does Sherlock point a gun to himself

and John is like

instead of stopping him?!

And in what universe is John fucking drowning

And Sherlock’s like

And people are wondering why are so many fans upset, why they were rooting for this to be a fake episode? Yeah, among other shitload of things, you just basically killed these two characters and everything they used to stand for, for the sake of a soap opera/horror movie plot, no big deal. Why, why do this? If you love these characters you wouldn’t do this. I’m just so sad, this is not “Sherlock” anymore. I have the right to be upset, my favorite show has been mutilated beyond recognition. damn right I’m gonna rant about it.

‘only pack the necessities’ they said. ‘what’s all this? you cant take weapons on the plane, bucky’ they said. so now i just have this big suitcase with only a toothbrush inside it

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Originally posted by angelainfante13

Warning: Jared!Joker, no hate on Margot Robbie

A/N: please request stuff guys I don’t bite and plus going back to school tomorrow I’ll need inspiration  

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‘Oi McFly!’ you call out as soon as you see the green haired man. Immediately recognising the nickname a smile comes to Jared’s face but it’s gone as quickly as it was there replaced with a scowl

‘Oh what a joy, you’re here’ he growls out you, not taking it to heart as you are aware of how he gets when filming.

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ALIBI THEORY

This entire scene is essentially Sherlock coming up with an alibi for Mary, but as many of you may know, it has a lot of holes.

For example, Sherlock’s story shows Mary spinning around to hit Magnussen with her gun.

But this shot, just a moment later, shows that she would have no way to do that. This isn’t the only inconsistency, but it’s a big one. The important thing is that this shows us what it looks like when Sherlock is fabricating a story. Now, let’s compare it to the scene that alibi theory centers around.

In the first part of the scene Mary is a good few feet away from Sherlock.

Sherlock barely had time to work a facial expression, let alone move, yet Mary is able to jump in front of Sherlock in a cliche hollywood style. Using both regular science and the show’s science, it’s physically impossible for Mary to have done this. Not to mention that there would probably be an exit wound, and then Sherlock would have been hurt too, and multiple guns being fired in an aquarium would definitely break some glass.

Basically, Sherlock’s alibis always have holes in them, especially when it comes to spacial logic, and hlv is a great example of why alibi theory makes sense.

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Imagine: RWBY volume 1. The first time we see Jaune, motion sick etc etc.

Ruby’s having her bad day with her sour introduction to Weiss. Jaune extends his hand to her, helping her up.

“Pfft, aren’t you the guy that threw up on the ship?”
“…look, all I’m saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than you’d believe!”

etc.

“So… I have this?” Ruby takes out her weapon Crescent Rose, and Jaune is surprised:

“Whoa, that’s a big scythe”
“It’s also a customized high impact sniper rifle”
“It’s also a gun?”
“It’s also a gun.”

“What about you? What’s your weapon?”

“Ehh, I’ve never been one for the fancy stuff- this is my great grandfather’s sword, it was passed down to me. Oh, and press the scabbard here!”

And she does. And the shield unfolds. “Ooh!”
“The scabbard’s also a shield. Even though this weapon’s super old, it can take a beating. Cool, right?”
“Yeah- there’s nothing wrong with the classics!”

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important background action there

Ocelot: Talk dirty to me ;^))

Big Boss: You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn’t you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you’ve only heard about in the middle of battle wasn’t very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don’t think you’re cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That’s more of a revolver technique. 

Ocelot: haha then what? ;^)

anonymous asked:

I just learned about "The Big Bang" pistols that were made from the Gibeon meteorite. I don't know a lot about guns, but it sounds like the creators put a lot of work into making sure that they work properly. Could you foresee any unusual problems that could arise because of the unusual construction/material of these guns? Could there be any additional benefits at all, besides the expensive "cool" factor?

For those of you unfamiliar with these, The Big Bang pistols are a matched set of 1911s who have been (mostly) machined from meteoric iron and have a sticker price of 4.5 million dollars.

These were manufactured by The Cabot Gun Company in Pennsylvania. The best way to describe them is as a “prestige” armory. They manufacture guns, mostly 1911s (from what I’ve seen), though The meteoric pistols are probably the most expensive ones they’ve produced.

If you’re buying a pistol from these guys, you’re probably not intending to use it. Especially their limited production pistols. Even their base model pistols are more for display than use.

There’s two reasons they make a big deal of pointing out that the guns could, theoretically, be fired. First, Cabot Guns has an obsession with over engineering their firearms. They brag about the ridiculously tight tolerances, and the additional engineering that went into “refining the design.” Which is a long way to come around to saying, “yeah, we tightened the screws up a bit.” Second, they’re selling a gun (or a pair, in this case), not a non-functional simulacrum of a gun. To that end, the gun needs to be, “theoretically” operable.

Historically, the value of meteoric iron was that they contained alloys which could not be reproduced by contemporary smiths. Meteoric iron has a higher nickle, lower carbon content than most terrestrial iron available. With the advancement of metallurgy, that’s not nearly as valuable as it once was. In the 21st century, if you’re producing something by carving pieces off a meteorite, it’s for aesthetic reasons.

There’s no practical reason to make a gun out of meteorites. In fact, Cabot Guns didn’t. The frame, and the external components are, but the barrel, and a few other bits are not.

There’s also a big problem with these pistols. Firearms suffer significant wear and tear from prolonged use. With effective maintenance, you can keep one going for over a century. But, there’s no way to replace the components on these pistols. Assuming the meteoric iron holds up, they’re probably good for fifty thousand rounds. But, after that, there’s no way to replace the stuff that starts wearing out. Also, that’s a significant assumption. I don’t think anyone knows how well meteoric iron holds up under heavy mechanical use. I’m not aware of anyone attempting to use it in that way before.

Ultimately, we’re talking about a pair of unique pistols, produced by a company that markets “everyday carry” pistols that cost over three grand. You’re not going to really get any practical value for that money. As art, they’ve got a lot of very striking pieces. But you’re not going to want to fire any of those, ever.

-Starke

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I work at a mechanic shop. This one dude parked his big truck in front of one of our bays that we use for alignments and our shop is connected to other building. He thought he could just park there. So I went up to him and and said "Hey can you mover your truck " I said it real nice to so we wouldn't have problems. And he looked at me and said What the fuck are you gonna do about it?. So I took out a bat and a nail gun and said Fuck you up and then fuck up your truck

Dating Harley Quinn would include:

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Requested by @sjokohama

Request: I have a serious weak spot for her, and the Harley tag here only fueled that need.. Soooo with that being said, what would it be like to date the one and only Harley Quinn?

Warning: Harley Quinn being herself? 

A/N: Dating Harley would be so dangerous and insane in real life, but at least It’d be a great trip… a short trip….

In public:

  • Harley being always around or near you.
    • Her protecting you with a bat, a big hammer or a gun.
    • Her always taking care of the people who anger you or her.
  • Passionate kisses in public.
  • Harley clowning around.
    • Laughing, giggling and cute pouting.
  • You holding her at your side.
    • She likes being your arm candy.  
  • Harley stealing the Joker’s Lamborghini and driving fast through Gotham’s streets.
    • You both having so much fun that you both fuck in there, almost getting caught by Batman.
    • Harley shooting the roof and out of the window when she thinks someone’s stalking you.
  • You letting Harley play with your enemies.
    • You love making her happy.
  • You being almost as insane as her.

In private:

  • Harley stripping and dancing for you. 
  • Her buying a dance pole for your birthday.
    • You both using it to seduce the other.
  • Having a crazy sex life.
    • Lot’s of experiments which include sex toys.
    • Pillow talk.
    • Cuddling.
  • Her telling you all her secrets and you telling her all your secrets.
    • Her wanting a baby.
    • You wanting a baby, too.
    • You both planning to adopt/make a baby in the future.
  • You both training together.
    • Hand to hand combat.
    • Gymnastics.
    • Shooting.
    • Kissing.
  • Harley being all fluffy around you except when you anger her.
    • Fighting hard.
    • Screaming at each other.
    • You being slightly afraid when she pulls out her gun.
    • Hard make-up sex.
    • Her giggling afterwards and cuddling up against you.
  • Her dyeing your hair in crazy colours.
  • Her buying you sexy but dangerous looking clothes.
  • Her trying to make you smile when you’re sad or depressed. 
  • You trying to make her smile when she’s sad or deressed. 
    • You buying her chocolates, flowers and cute, sharp knives.


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Stiles X Fem!Reader Fluff




Stiles frowned as he dropped his baseball bat in the bin. He had no idea about the gift you’d left in his car, you wanted to blurt it out, that something awesome was in the Jeep and he should go have a look. Instead you stayed silent, waiting for him to be out with Scott and reach for the bat on instinct.

 

“I liked that bat.” Stiles grumbled.


“Stupid twins for being too big and breaking it.” You mumbled as he slung an arm around your shoulders and agreed with you. Before the two of you could decide what to do on the quiet night off Scott rang to tell Stiles he needed him.


“Stay here, gun under my dad’s bed, wolfs bane… everywhere, I love you.” Stiles grunted as he hurtled around getting ready, slamming a kiss to your lips as he hurried out to the Jeep.

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  • Daddy: *yawns*
  • Me: Daddy you're so sleepy! You should go nite nite!
  • Daddy: I'm not sleepy, little princess. I was just stretching my mouth.
  • Me: Daddyyy!!! You're lyin' to me! You are SO sleepy! You gotta go to bed!
  • Daddy: But I wanna stay up and talk to my babygirl! Besides, you're just a little girl. You can't tell Daddy what to do!
  • Me: Time to pull out the big guns.
  • Me: *puts on tiara and grabs her binky*
  • Me: I'm a prin-
  • Daddy: BABYGIRL YOU ARE SO PRETTY OH MY GOD YOU ARE THE ADORABLEST!
  • Me: Thank you Daddy bu-
  • Daddy: Look at your pretty crown! Just the cutest thing!
  • Me: Daddy thank you but I'm trying-
  • Daddy: My little princess is so beautiful, I love her so much!
  • Me: DADDY I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU FOR SAYING IM PRETTY BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO BED IM A PRINCESS AND IM IN CHARGE AND DADDY NEEDS SLEEP
  • Daddy: You're just the cutest :3
  • Me: *sighs* I love you, silly old Daddy

@suebsg9 said:  So what do you think of mick going on the hunts with the boys? Do we think old men sending him and do we think dean will find out stuff sam not telling him? Curious what you think also do you think dean is lone wolf and sam and Mary following the pack believing the brits can make a better world?            

Hey dear!

I think that Mick may tag along on hunts for two possible reasons. The first one would be to study the Winchesters, their style, their techniques, etc. to possibly actually honestly “learn” from them in a way, but not in fashion that would point him to become more active himself, but rather in a way they could use for their own gain and their own strategies going forward. Because they may have big fancy guns and toys, but they do lack “feet on the ground and the field” so to say. 12x14 “The Raid” showed that clearly. None of the Brits in that episode have ever been in a fight (including Mick), but have pulled the strings from afar and rather sending hunters out there to do their dirty work. And since the old men in particular seem to have been really adamant of getting Sam and Dean on board I assume that there must be a very specific reason for the Winchesters as such that preceeds the fact they are also legacies of the american Men of Letter.

The second reason why he may tag along may be for him to get intel and be able to tell the old men or whoever else is working with him about their whereabouts. Meaning, that some of his colleagues could use the time when the Winchesters are out of the bunker to install something there or search for something specific in there, because I think Sam and Dean may own something the BritMoL want (back), but they don’t know where it’s hidden, but they won’t ask for it flat out, because it is such a powerful and important object/weapon that the Winchesters would never give it up and let them have it. I actually could also imagine that Mary’s quest for Colt was only half the story or rather just one half of what the BritMoL wanted - I think it’s very possible they also wanted to get their hands on Michael’s lance. Given that Dean took it with them, it’s likely it is in the bunker, so maybe they may look for that too. At least it would make the return of Michael’s lance, which Dean didn’t even get to use, more meaning. Especially when it turns out that in the end that lance will show much bigger and potent power when Dean is using it as Michael’s true vessel and all that jazz.

I very much think that Dean will find out about Sam and Mary have been lieing to him much more than they have let on - the Colt for example - and like I said before, I think learning about the other secrets and lies will push Dean further away from them and hopefully searching his own path. That may render him a “rogue” and make the BritMoL whatever they did to the other hunter from 12x14 “The Raid”. In any case it seems to me that Dean will be the one paying a painful price for his loved ones misplaced trust and ignorance. And only that action, the BritMoL possibly torturing and brainwashing Dean or whatever may make them cut ties with the BritMoL. Though I assume it won’t be that easy. I think they’ll rather try and convince Sam and Mary this is nescessary and yeah… I think there is potential for a whole lot of nasty stuff happening to Dean that his family may not be entirely educated about and therefore may not immediately come to the rescue. Like I said before, I could imagine the BirtMoL lieing about Dean having left when learning about the secrets. Meaning Dean never left, but they possibly locked him up or whatever. And yes, in this analogy Dean is most definitely the lone wolf straying from the pack, especially since the dog metaphors surrounding Dean and the way he’s been referred to as an attack dog do kind of sound like “rogue” and “untamable” quite a bit.

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Seungri, 64? :D

Originally posted by taeyangspecs

Lee Seunghyun: “You big idiot, what have you done now?”


So, Seunghyun was playful and that was something everyone should know, even more when you’re his girlfriend, but there were times where he went a little too far. As she entered the apartment they shared, she frowned instantly, letting her shoes fall to the woodened floor with a thump as she sees Seunghyun’s brown hair peeking from behind the couch. There were many things she knew about Seunghyun and one of them is that he acted like a kid sometimes and he must’ve done something terrible for him to be hiding. Her hands are placed over her hips as she looks at him, seeing half of his face as the other half was hidden behind the couch.

“You big idiot, what have you done now?” She quizzes and Seunghyun smiles softly, almost guiltily as he shows the water gun he had on his right hand. Oh, he was prepared in case she started scolding him. Seunghyun stood up slowly, a soft smile appearing over his features as he looks at his girlfriend from afar. “Speak now.”

“Mhm…” Seunghyun scratches the back of his neck with his free hand. “I possibly was doing the laundry and turned all your white clothing the color green for some reason…” That was the moment her frown deepened and she tightened her fists, making Seunghyun lift the water gun up in the air before sighing. “You get one step closer and I’ll shoot.”

“Seunghyun, you’re being silly!” She exclaims before letting her bag fall to the floor. “How the fuck did you turn my white clothing into green?

“It was an accident!”

The moment she gives one step forward, she looks over at Seunghyun, widening her eyes in the form of a scold as a way of telling him that if he shot then he was going to be dead. He seems to understand, lowering the gun before she rushed towards where he was before she smacked him on the head lightly, making him chuckle if anything before she sighed.

“Seunghyun…” She starts. “What happened?

“I got the day off,” He starts and she gets surprised at that. Seunghyun was always a hardworking man and even when he could have a day off, he always tried to do something. “So I felt bad that you were always the one doing things around the house and I decided to help you out a bit, but I didn’t understand how your washing machine worked…” Seunghyun breathes in after he ran out of breath. “I called Jiyong, he instructed me something and I think he was joking around…”

“Babe…” She says before running her hand over his arm. “How many times have I told you that the guys are always joking around with you?”

A lot.

“Exactly.” She pats his shoulder before sighing. “Does that ‘white clothing’ category include my favorite white dress?” Seunghyun doubts before nodding his head, making her look down as she wonders how his pure intentions could’ve turned out so wrongly…”It’s okay.

It is?

“Yes.” She reassures him before pressing a soft kiss to his lips. “But next time, don’t wait for me with a water gun in case I kill you.”

And the sound of his laughter makes her feel a little bit better.

@leveractionlady and @gunpowderandink tagged me

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better.

How old are you? 29

Current Job/Dream Job? Engineering assistant I guess. Dream job? Pilot.

What are you talented at? Drawing.

What is a big goal you are working towards(or have already achieved)? Working towards being actually happy and doing what I want to do.

What are your aesthetics? Mountains, cabins, flowers, animals, guns, jeeps

Do you collect anything? Foreign coins

What is a topic you are always up for talking about? Weather, guns, movies, the ocean

What’s a pet peeve of yours? People who don’t use their turn signal, Prius drivers mostly because a majority of the ones I’ve seen are awful, people who lead others on

Good advice to give? Do what makes you happy and don’t care what anyone thinks about what makes you happy.

Recommend three songs.
Led Zeppelin- The Battle of Evermore
Bleeding Through - Salvation Never Found
Kaleo - Broken Bones

I’ll tag… @mountain–miss @americansweetpea @accidentallypatriotic @bubbalicious28 @russdom @guactactical @lastgunfighterballad @scottishwinds @anybodyandsomebody (sorry if you’ve done this already!)

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Ninetails is coming along nicely. Today I spent several hours disassembling my Firefox and repainting it along with the conversion kit. The tails are big and a pain but they’re so cool. I had to make my own pegs for the katanas and the mechanical arm on the back that replaces the Gatling gun. I still have accent pieces that need painting, and unfortunately I can’t do the gradient paint scheme just yet, I think I have the right blue, but I need a good green first. Anyway that’s al for now, let me know what you think!