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Guys, ‘member when the Internet was free for everyone and not controlled by ISPs?

'Member when everyone fought for Net Neutrality to prevent that from happening?

Dating Bruce Wayne Would Include

(Btw I am using the Batman v Superman Bruce Wayne, y’all)

  • Not being entirely sure as to how it all even happened
    • On the off-chance that you’re one of Gotham’s minimal elite, you probably met Bruce at a charity gala and, for some reason beyond your comprehension, he picked you out of the other well-dressed women
    • In the higher likelihood that you don’t come from an affluent family, there’s a multitude of possibilities as to where you met: Maybe you were at a gala working as part of the catering company and he accidentally spilled red wine on you. Maybe you worked as an intern or temp or had a desk job somewhere in the Wayne Enterprise building in Gotham. Or maybe he just saw some assholes giving you a rough time and he stepped in and then offered to walk you home.

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No one got under [Frasier]’s skin like Lilith did. Lilith was as smart as he was; Lilith saw his every trick, his every move. So it was one of those great duos, where one character gets under the other character’s skin, and makes that character explode. (…) Frasier was - in his own, smart way - he was an everyman, a guy who’s very easily frustrated and thrown off his game. And Lilith was the perfect foil for that.

anonymous asked:

pls help me! I've been sick and slept all day so when I entered here I saw a bunch of things happened. can you pls tell me everything that happened today? just a list is amazing! thanks xx

okay so off the top:

something involving colourful designer suits that the fandom at first thought had to do with harry but actually has to do with bruno mars (i tuned out of this discussion tbh)

deckstar (steve’s management company) was acquired by JGG (louis’ management company) so it’s looking like their original meeting was actually not very organic at all (according to a billboard article about it the two companies have been in talks for over a year)

we got more articles about eleanor/elounor in the sun and *surprise* louis pops up again at a grocery store in the uk (and the person taking the picture said eleanor was there too but so far no pics of her). we also got two pics of louis in jamaica (i believe at the airport? and again, no pics of eleanor [yet])

LOUIS AND BEBE REXHA MIGHT BE COLLABING. if you check my bebe rexha tag (i’ve been a bit lazy about updating my asks today but the important stuff should be in there) you’ll see more.

what else … oh yeah tammi posted a new pic of ‘freddie’ looking an awful lot like his real biological relatives austin and brett.

i think that’s it? if i’m forgetting something please feel free to reply to this post.

BEBE: Oh, I’ve thought about this before!

CLYDE: You have?

BEBE: Um, duh?

CLYDE: You’re a girl, though.

BEBE: Girls can play superheros too, look at Callgirl?

BEBE: But omg, I’ve actually planned stuff out about it, but I’ve never gotten around to actually doing it.

BEBE: I’d be Fashionista, a gallant make up artist out to stop fashion disasters!

BEBE: I’d have a hot body suit and cute boots to go with it. And the two best looking purses anybody’s ever seen!

CLYDE: What would your kryptonite be?

BEBE: Ugly faces, of course!

CLYDE: What kind of powers would you have?

BEBE: Well I’d be a human, but I’d have sick moves to make up for it!

BEBE: I would be able to spin around really really fast, and knock people back with my bags as they helicoptered through the air!

BEBE: That’ll teach them to get into my personal space!

CLYDE: Yeah get away, uggos!

BEBE: I’d also have a handy supply of mirrors I’d throw at people, just to remind them to look in a mirror once in a while!

CLYDE: Why are you looking at me? 

CLYDE: Why did you look at me when you said that?

BEBE: No reason!

BEBE: Oh!

BEBE: And I’d be able to charm all the boys with my hot looks and sweet demure.

BEBE: They’d be tricked into doing my bidding, without a moment’s thought!

CLYDE: Wow, OP much?

BEBE: Says the one who can fly!

CLYDE: YOU!!! DON’T!!!! KNOW!!!!!! THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEBE: But yeah I think I’d make a great super hero!

BEBE: Or maybe a super villain. I mean, super villains always look the hottest.

CLYDE: Yeah I’ve noticed that.

CLYDE: That’s cool, though. I’d ask you to join us if playing with girls wasn’t lame.

BEBE: You’re lame!

CLYDE: You’re the lamest ever!

BEBE: Yeah, well Mosquito is even lamer than that!

CLYDE: >:OOOOOO!!!!