what a babe god damn

Jay Park as a boyfriend
  • Annoying as all hell
  • “Babe”
  • “What?”
  • “Baby”
  • “What?”
  • “Baby girl”
  • “FUCKING HELL JAEBUM, WHAT?”
  • “God damn bitch, chill. I love you”
  • You guys have a very playful relationship
  • You stay bugging the hell out of each other
  • He loves to spoil you
  • “Baby, I bought you new lingerie”
  • “But I have lingerie”
  • “So? now you have more to model for me”
  • Calls you at ungodly hours to get your opinion on a new song
  • Has you help him pick his leading ladies for MVs
  • “Oooh baby pick her. She has a nice ass”
  • Makes sure that you’re actually okay with his sexy concepts
  • Writes the sweetest songs for you
  • “What’s your favorite song by me, baby girl?”
  • “Stay With Me”
  • “Good I wrote it for you”
  • Looks daddy as fuck but is actually kind of a sub
  • Like sure he likes to dominate every once in a while
  • But like he lives for being ridden
  • Ass grabbing
  • Likes to be the little spoon when you cuddle because he gets to lay on your boobs and have you play with his hair
  • Hand holding/ thigh grabbing when he’s driving
  • Texts you lame ass jokes throughout the day
  • Is hella jealous
  • like if you’re walking down the street and a guy so much as looks at you the wrong way he is ready to square up
  • Says I love you often because he needs you to know that even though he is hella busy you are still on his mind
  • Is a workaholic but will drop everything the minute you need him
  • Is 100% ready to propose but is scared that you might reject him
  • “You’re a dumbass. you guys have been together for five years if she didn’t love you she would’ve dumped you already”
  • “Yeah but like what if she isn’t ready?”
  • Comes home late and immediately gets into bed to cuddle you
  • “Eww Jay you’re sweaty”
  • “But I love you and I missed so much”

Originally posted by jayseattle

- Admin Jen

Bye ya’ll, I think my bias is showing. Like have I mentioned how much I love this man?

credit to gif owner

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i can’t believe god is a woman

A sketch because I need to practice and also because I have no doubts in my mind that my vanguard Shep would have spent hours with Samara trying to learn and practice biotic tips from the justicar (and failing miserably because she doesn’t have centuries to perfect them like Samara does)

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • marinette: AAAAA WHAT IF WE'RE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER OH MY GOODNESS
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • rose: MI BAE DON'T BE SAD OKAY YOU'RE NOT CURSED
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • chloe: HAH LOOK AT MARINETTE BEING ALL SHORT AND STUPID HAHA HAHA SHE'S SUCH A BABY
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • chloe: excUSE ME I HAVE TO BE BY ADRIEN FOR REASONS
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • marinette: O WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE EMO BABE
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: I MEAN THIS ISN'T GYM CLASS YET SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE CLIMBING ALL OVER EACH OTHER AHAHA
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • marinette: GEHT YER FELTHY HAHNS OFF MAH HESBEND
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • chloe: UHM DOn'T WE HAVE TO GO TO LUNCH
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: JULEKA BBY? MY BOO? MY HONEY BLOSSOM? MY CINNAMON APPLE? WHERE YOU A BBY?
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: ARE THESE FUKING HEELS
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • chat noir: WE WERE HAVING A MOMENT AND THEN YOU HAD TO RUIN IT GDI
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • ladybug: *fUCKING WINKS AT CHAT NOIR ON HER WAY OUT*
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • hawkmoth: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • marinette: YO PHOTOGRAPHY DUDE CAN WE REDO THE PHOTO
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*

anonymous asked:

Bruce usually throws heavy stuff at Clark to get his attention: books, chairs...once he even threw Damian at him, a very angry Damian.

I always thought that Clark would be the perfect punching bag because Bruce can throw a whole bunch of shit at him and nothing would break. Like, Clark walks into a room and Bruce throws a chair at him and it shatters.

“Hi, honey I’m-”

*Throws Damian who in turn is just a straight line with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face*

Like, he’s not mad at Clark. He’s just mad at the world. And Clark is like, “God damn it, babe. What happened now?”

Besitos- Pierce The Veil

MICHAEL:

“And if that doesn’t turn you on, I’ll keep taking till something does.” “Oh come one babe, you know you want all of this.” Michael gestured to his barely clothes body, hidden under the sheets,smirking at you from across the room. You rolled your eyes before continued to get ready for a night out with your friends. Putting on a finishing coat of mascara, you turned to him, crossing your arms. “You know, I have had plans to go to this new club up town for at least a month, you can not expect me to blow everyone off just so you can get a shag in.” You turned around, going into the closet to search for your black stilettos, when you heard him come up behind you, and his arms wrapped around you waist. “But you couldnt possibly just leave when you know I’m all hot and bothered and gunning for you to get your pretty little butt back in bed. I can do that thing you like with the ice and even-” “Okay seriously Michael, that’s low. I really need to get going, there’s no need to bring up the ice.” you cut him off before he could go into great detail, knowing it would turn you on if you heard it, an then you’d never make it out the door. “Come on babe, you know you love the ice. And how could a some club filled with sweaty drunks compare to me and you in bed, you know, I could even try the thing with my tongue again, remember how that drive you wild and you-” “Michael. Seriously, I really need to go.” you cut him off once again, but you knew that you weren’t going to be able to leave now, his words had gotten to you. “You know, fuck you, you couldn’t just let me leave could you?” you turned, asking him while kicking off your heels. He just laughed, before holding his arms out for you. “Does this mean I’m getting a shag in tonight?” “You cheeky little shit.”

ASHTON:

“We all break down. Sometimes the bedroom walls become my only friends, but they were there from beginning to end.” “Come on, babe, you know I didn’t mean it like that.” Ashton spoke from behind me as I quickly made my way to the bedroom, before shutting the door as fast as I could, separating me from him. I locked it, before turning around and leaning my back against the wood, sliding down until I was sat on the floor. “Love, please let me in, you know I didn’t mean to anger you. I’ll always be here for you, you know that, and I didn’t mean what I said.” I heard him knock on the door as he spoke, his hand rapping quickly on the door. And so it went on like that for I don’t even know how long, Ashton begging me to let him in, that he loved me, and that he didn’t mean it. But it’s hard for me to believe, as much as I wanted to. I had problems trusting others, Ashton included. I looked around my room, the familiar wall giving me comfort. I felt safe here, ever since I was a kid, my room had a way of making me feel like I was safe. An hour or two later, I decided that if I ignored Ash anymore, he might well break down get door. so I got up, and unlocked the door before stepping back, not bothering to open it, knowing Ashton would do that himself. And sure enough, seconds later he was stumbling through the door, tripping himself trying to get in quicker. “Love.” he said softly, before striding to where I was standing, wrapping his arms around me tightly. “I’m sorry I shut you out.” I muttered into his chest, and I felt him kiss my hair before speaking. “Don’t be, I’m sorry for what I said, it was wrong.” “Well, it’s all wart under the bridge now, you know I love you right?” my words didn’t come out very clear, lost in his broad chest. “Yeah, I love you too.”

CALUM:

“And we’re covered in sand, you roll over and smile.” Today had definitely been a ride. You and Calum had fought, made up, fought again, and now you two had some how ended up on the beach, in the fog and rain, covered in sand that you had throw at each other in the midst of screaming at each other. And now, you were both just standing there, staring at each other, in complete and utter silence. The only thing that you could think was how stupid this day had really been, all you did was fight over stupid things, causing stupid things to be said, and stupid feelings to be hurt, stupid stupid stupid. “You know, I didn’t mean it when I said that I didn’t love you anymore.” Calum said, bringing you out of your thoughts. You hadn’t even noticed that he had walked the short distance that stretched between you moments before, and that now he was right in front of you. You looked into his eyes, and jumped a little when his hand came up to your cheek, you hadn’t been expecting it. “I really didn’t mean to make you cry.” his voice spoke softly, wiping a tear you didn’t know was there. “I’m sorry for what I said too.” You didn’t even recognize your voice when you spoke, it was so scratchy from screaming and crying. “Come ‘ere.” he said, before grabbing you and pulling you down onto the sand with him. You sat in the sand for a long time together, not saying a word, before you turned to him, and smiled. “You know I love you, right?” you asked, and he smiled back, before nodding, and planting his lips on yours, all the fighting that had taken place earlier forgotten.

LUKE:

“And you don’t have a back up plan, so don’t expect me to understand.” “What the hell do you mean 'I don’t know’ how don’t you know? You’re supposed to have this planned out. You’re supposed to know what comes next god damn it. Babe, I love you, but what are people gunna say when six months down the line, your basically living off me because you have no job.” Luke sneered at me, for the umpteenth time today. We had been fighting for hours now, well, he had been yelling at me for hours, I just sat here, muttering answers back. It wasn’t like it was my fault either, the office where I was interning until I graduated from college had been closed. It wouldn’t have been that big of a deal, except that was my only job I had lined up, with not back up plan. I was supposed to be hired full time next month after graduation, why the hell would I be lining up jobs when I already had one lined up. But Luke just couldn’t understand, he never seemed to understand anything anymore. Recently, I think the fame had really been getting to his head. I never seemed to be able to do anything right, and if I did, it wasn’t good enough. Well sorry Luke, not all of us get out dreams handed to us on silver platters. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” he shouted from across the room. “Shit, Luke, I swear I didn’t mean to say that out loud.” I really need to work on not doing that, because all it seemed to do was getting me in more trouble with Luke. “Oh, so it’s okay for you to just think that about me. That I’m just some little idiot who got all his dreams handed to him? For your information, me and the boys worked our asses off to get where we are, unlike you, who doesn’t even care about your future.” he yelled, walking closer to you as he spoke, until he was in your face, spitting words out angrily at you. And that’s what did it, that was the last straw for you. “You know what Luke, fuck you, I’m staying at a friends house tonight,because I most definitely am done with you.” you yelled back, before getting up and walking out.

*requested by anon* Well, this is really late. Sorry! I know I’m a shit person, but this last week or two has been crazy with the semester ending. But anyways, sorry again, I swear I will try and post when I say I will in the future, and I hope you enjoy(: if you guys have any request just shoot me a message!