Trick or Treat
A/N: I can’t even believe I’m writing this. It’s 2am and I have to get up in 4 hours. But I’m seriously so fucked up by that video I have to do something about it. HE LICKED THE FUCKING SWORD YOU GUYS.
You were putting the finishing touches on your cat costume when the doorbell rang. You were feeling a little pressed for time - Niall had invited you to a costume party at the house of one of his sound engineers and would be picking you up any minute. You’d only been dating a short time, and your nerves still kicked in before each date. He’d been nothing but sweet and gentlemanly, you hadn’t even had sex yet. But you seemed to have a real connection and you were excited to see where this was going.
The trick or treaters had been fairly scarce tonight, it was drizzling and cold - keeping most of the younger kids at home. You grabbed the candy dish and rushed to the door.
You flung the door open and caught it with your foot to hold it open. Your mouth dropped open instantly at the sight of Niall. Dressed as a pirate. The first thing you noticed was that he was wearing a giant gold earring. The second thing you noticed was that he had a huge candy necklace hanging around his neck. You put your hand over your mouth to stifle you laugh - his face was deadly serious. He pursed his lips a bit and smirked at you. “Hey babe. Trick.” He lifted up the fake broadsword at his side and dragged the blade across his tongue. “Or treat. Your choice.”