That new Thrones trailer tho...
I am SO down for Jon Vs D@n¥ because that’s what I see happening in the books and damn that would be a sight. It would be EPIC.
So, in the trailer, I noticed that Danita is not happy AT ALL seeing some Red Witch coming to her new castle and giving her news.
ALLOW ME TO INTERPRET 2k17 style:
“Yooo bitch it ain’t you, you ain’t shit, I know who’s the real McCoy. I saw it in a fire and I raised him from the dead. He’s the one, not you tho. So whatchu gonna do about it??”
Danita: *internally screaming*
“Find him. Fight him. Kill him unless he swears loyalty. Everything under the sun is now mine.”
Meanwhile, back in Winterfell…
“Okay we need dragon glass, like a shit load and oh, hey you know, some chick named D@n¥ got it at Dragonstone plus she has dragon fire. How abt it, crew?”
Crew (of tired men and ten yr old kids):
“Her family killed your uncle and grandfather and you wanna go to her for help? Damn son you need a history lesson, don’t fuck this up again you twat.”
*reads something out of a fortune cookie in an overly dramatic fashion*
omg I can’t wait to see these two Targs fight it out yooo *evil laughs*
*chants* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!