I like to think maybe Robbie has some strength to his frame from messing around with so many metal parts and dragging around giant canons and everything else he does that in a moment of emergency he just picks up Sportakook (bridal or over his shoulder, either way) and runs for dear life instead of Sportanerd grabbing him and everyone is confused and Sportacute is flustered because no one has carried him since he was a young babe and Robbie is confused as of why Sportaflop is so red and– yea… but
We need more Stronger-than-we-thought-he-was Robbie Rotten
Ground control to Captain Andor, AKA the Rebelcaptain Astronaut AU no one ever asked me to make
The year is 2032. It’s the end of construction to extend
the International Space Station with a top-of-the-line rotating habitat, bringing the old station into the new age of
space travel. Captain Cassian Andor has been on a solo mission to the
ISS to install the Key To Station Operations, an AI more commonly known as
K-2SO, whose job it is to manage the newly expanded station, as well as assist
the crew when necessary, enabling the entire station to be run by only one crew-member
at a time.
To put the new features to the test, Cassian is to leave
the station in the hands of Jyn Erso, a British astronaut send in from the ESA.
She arrives two days before Cassian’s planned departure to earth, and the
widely different pair take an immediate dislike to each other.
Unfortunately for them both (or perhaps fortunately), due to a critical error in
K’s programming, he accidentally ejects Cassian’s return pod five hours too
soon. The capsule is sent floating off into space unmanned, and Cassian is
stuck on the ISS with Jyn. His only option is to wait out Jyn’s two-month
mission and take the planned descend back down with her. Suddenly, they need to
somehow find a way to get along for a total of 64 days.
There’s room enough on the station for them to avoid
each other most of the time, but for some reason they never do; instead they
get in each other’s space, his hand on her elbow when he drifts by her, her
eyes always finding his as the first thing when she enters a room. Cassian
isn’t sure when the feel of her loose hair tickling his throat as she floats by
stopped bothering him. Sometimes he’s not even sure if it ever really bothered
him at all. Jyn doesn’t remember when she started thinking of Cassian’s
discarded jackets left in her workspace as an annoyance and started seeing them
as signs of the kind of life she tried to leave behind on earth, but now longs
Without realising it, they’ve both started closely orbiting
each other as surely as the station itself is orbiting the earth.
By day 17, they’ve both privately begun to understand that
maybe they aren’t as different from the other as they first thought. By day 34
nothing’s been done about it, but even two people as repressed as Jyn and
Cassian will have to snap at some point when pushed together in such close quarters…
wanna see my favourite thing they censored in the eng ver
in ep 21, when Candy is looking for Lys’s parents, she comes across Cas and Rosa that are kind of arguing when Cas says this to Rosa :
and Rosa gets SUPER offended… which doesn’t really make sense ? Cas isn’t saying anything bad here, it’s just a fact. so I checked the french ver to see what he was originally saying… and what he says is actually much more… suggestive in french than in english.
but at the same time, I KNEW that the ~suggestive english dialogue~ existed and not this piece of crap. I KNEW I read an english ver that was not censored. So I looked for it… and gave up when I couldn’t find it on yt. maybe it was just my imagination ?
then I finally found it, when I was cleaning my files. it’s a screen that comes from tumblr apparently. so here is what Cas originally says before they decided to censor him (??) :
We’ve been working on an animated typography project in college for the past two weeks, so I went with one of my favourite TAZ scenes; Angus’s first magic lesson. I had a lot of fun with it, even if it did turn out a little plain! Enjoy?
EDIT: Just realised I have like 20 seconds of dead air at the end and i dONT KNOW HOW TO TRIM IT
My contribution for the prompt game with @tonystarkstoga. Short and a day later than usual but hey, it’s here now. Be warned, for ridiculousness awaits you!
“I choose vodka,” Tony says, his voice deep and serious, leaving no room for doubts or arguments.
At least there shouldn’t be room for them. Apparently New York’s newest, crazy, son of a bitch hasn’t gotten the message though. Too bad. Tony almost likes the guy. Or would, if it hadn’t been for the villains’ latest demands.
Tony sighs in exasperation. “I choose vodka,” he repeats, slower this time. He makes sure to convey just how stupid he believes–knows–them to be with his tone, just to piss them off.
He is loveable like that.
“How can you-” Floaty the Conqueror, or whatever his ridiculous bad boy nickname is, trails of in confusion.
“Well, you’ve given me the choice between my team mates’ life and the life of a little kid,” Tony comments with the air of a man who’s been handed a thousand demands just like this one in the last month. “There can hardly be a better choice for a drink then when facing a moral dilemma like this one, can there? They tend to be quite hard on the stomach, you know?” he adds reasonably. “Maybe you should read Kidnapping for Idiots, or else we’ll be having a lot of similarly embarrassing conversations in the future.”
“I suppose that- wait!” Floaty calls out in sudden realisation, “You’re just trying to distract me until you can free yourself!”
“I’m not,” Tony assures Floaty–and that name sounds too cute, now that he thinks about it, he’ll have to rename the guy or else fighting him will be difficult. “I wouldn’t waste both our times like that. I freed myself half an hour ago, while you were arguing with your bodyguard.”
Floaty pales rapidly and scrambles for his gun. “You’re bluffing!”
“I’m really not,” Tony calmly raises the gun in question. “On a completely unrelated note, you really should have read Kidnapping for Idiots first. I’ll be sure to have a copy delivered to your cell. It’s got an entire chapter dedicated to me, right under the bold DO NOT KIDNAP line. But I suppose experience is its own kind of teacher after all.”
Later: “Sixty-seven minutes? You’re losing your touch, Tones,” Rhodey shakes his head in mock disappointment.
“Nah,” Tony smirks, all smug satisfaction. “It was pretty fun, seeing Natasha dangling in the air like that, spitting mad but unable to do anything but plan murder. Poor Floaty though, I don’t think he’ll even make to the prison.”