what *i* think it's funny

anonymous asked:

you better not talk about or reblog Larry and harry then :) support your manipulative shitty friend 👍

No offense ! but i can have my own separate opinion on harry!!!!!! just because someone i follow thinks something doesn’t mean i do :-) But thanks for sending me a mean message! make sure to block me on ur way out :)

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

story time: presidential edition
  • so you know how everyone has a story
  • you know
  • like the story
  • like if you’re at a party and someone turns to you and says, tell the story
  • and you know exactly what they mean
  • the story
  • well 
  • i have a story
  • and not unlike most good stories, it involves three key components:
  • barack obama
  • pre-2008 reebok sneakers 
  • and the absolute earth-shattering horror you can only feel after making the worst mistake of your life

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I keep thinking how knowing Even had a crush on Isak the first day he saw him changes the whole dynamic of the story, or at least it does to me.

The first times we see Isak and Even sharing glances (first in the cafeteria, then outside, then at the kosegruppa meeting) I thought Even was this type of guy who looks at you in the coolest way ever just because he feels he is able to get your attention.

When they met in the bathroom and Even did the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen anyone do when they are flirting with someone, I thought he was just being a pain in the ass since he noticed Isak always looking at him and he wanted the attention I guessed he thought he deserved.

And then in the bench… Well, that scene kind of threw my theory out of the window, because Even totally lost his coolness: he was almost shy and nervous. But I guess I was too caught up by his looks and appearance I didn’t really pay attention.

But Even confessing Isak he saw him the very first day at school and that he went to the kosegruppa meeting just to meet Isak made me realize all those times weren’t about Even being cool, they were about Even trying to look cool. It was always about a boy doing embarrassing and not-so-slick things to get the other boy’s attention. When I thought Isak was getting caught by Even staring at him, it was actually Even trying to act laid back when he realized his crush was looking at him. When Even approached Isak on the hallway to ask him if he was going to the Halloween party, it wasn’t him being casual, it was him being hopeful. When Even suggested Isak going to the pool, it wasn’t him recreating his favorite movie scene just to be the coolest guy, it was him planning the whole thing to finally act on his feelings for his crush.

And you know why just a simple scene was able to threw away what I thought was real? Because Skam just doesn’t make seasons from one character’s perspective in order for us to get to really know them, Skam does it to show that not everything is what we think it is: we don’t see life at it is, we see it in our own way. And that’s as beautiful as it is scary, isn’t it?

I am still having a hard time believing that Black Butler, a story about murder and contracts with demons that take place during the Victorian Era in England, currently has an arc that for the past 9 chapters includes Pop Idol Boy bands competing against each other for how much fanservice they can dish out during an apparent kidnapping case. 

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random idea: the red dwarf crew crashlands on Risa (the “pleasure planet” from tng) and then they stay there for a vacation and rimmer still can’t have fun bc he’s rimmer :’D

what the signs secretly think

Fire signs secretly think they are better than everyone else and should always be the center of attention.

Earth signs secretly think everyone else is incompetent and can’t be trusted to do quality work.

Water signs secretly think they are martyrs, and people should be eternally grateful for their selfless sacrifices *wipes tear* .

Air signs secretly think they are the smartest person in the room and everyone else is narrow-minded, an irrational cry-baby, or flat out moronic.

breaking news: elderly war hero (pictured here in 1943) is the most bisexual bi to have ever existed and he wants the world to know. his exact words were: lmao I’ve never been straight a day in my life, btw have you met my bf bucky? he’s pretty, right? can you even believe it, can’t keep my hands off him. man we don’t even rest and he sleeps naked lol

i honestly cant think of anything funnier than pearls line in shakesqueer when shes like “friends…..drag queens………….hunty men…… *blows whistle*……………………………i got somethin to say” like im literally dying thnking abt it why is it so underrated i lov pearl

a trend i don’t really get is people draw mob all aesthetically but like??? he’s a fuckin middle schooler?? that boy is awkward and probably sweaty with a facefull of acne. mob would read warrior cats and have a deviantart. mob would play yu-gi-oh competitively. he’s just a nice kid