whaddaya-got

She wasn’t a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don’t want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, “Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ‘What’ll ya have?’ And the guy says, 'Whaddaya got?’ And the bartender says, 'I don’t know what I got, but I know what you got: Stage IV melanoma.
—  John Green – Let It Snow