Odds of Having Twins: 1/1,000

Odds of Your Car Catching Fire in an Accident: 4/100

Odds of Getting Pregnant if you’re 35 or Older: 35/100

Odds of Getting Struck by Lighting: 1/3,000 

Odds of Catching a Shiny Pokemon: 1/ 8,129

Good on you, game freak.

welp, goin’ back to my SHINY cinccino level grinding


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I just wanted to take this time to thank every last one of you for following me. 

There’s nothing I love more than making people happy and having people laugh about my blog and smile, and enjoy Pokemon as much as I do. I couldn’t be more thankful for meeting you all and talking to you all. I love being a part of your life and I love being able to make you happy. 
The reason why I didn’t celebrate 300 and waited for 318 is because Carvanha’s PokeDex number (nationally) is #318. 

I’ll continue to make you all happy. Please let me know if you need ANYTHING ANYTHING AT ALL. I’ll be more than happy to help you. Don’t be afraid, I don’t Bite. Or Crunch. or Thunder / Fire / Ice Fang. 

Have a great rest of the day.
I love you all.
Your friend, 


Oh how I love Cradily.

Such a neat design, it always captured my heart and made a spot on my team when it was always overlooked by its counterpart, Armaldo! (Who is just equally as badass)

I made this minimalist poster dedicated to Cradily, feel free to use it for your computer background, I have a Metagross picture on my blog somewhere too! I love making these, I’ll be sure to put more up soon!!

Oh wow.

George Zimmerman was acquitted, Kyle Massey has cancer, and Cory Monteith was found dead today. 

It MAY seem like the world is falling apart, but always try to look at the light side of things. 

Haha, today is my birthday, so I’m feeling pretty good besides all of these negative events around me. I think it’ll be fine.

I’ll be on when I can today, I’ve got dinner plans and other things like that, but I’m on right now for that matter! ;)

So I’ve worked out a hunting schedule until I get my friends DS to borrow
Morning: Chain Aron at Fuego Ironworks
Mid-Day: Chain Weepinbell @ Rt. 229
Night: Chain Murkrow @ Eterna Forest

I think I’ve got it under control!

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Hunting Hiatus

Hey everyone @ Team Sparkle, I’m in the middle of a rock and a hard place right now.

I’ve been soft resetting for my Shiny Johto Starter with one system, my original Nintendo DS. The screens were already apart, but it was only one black strip that was holding it together to connect the top and bottom screens.

Today, after some event, the black strip is now cut, and I can’t even turn it on without the menu even coming up. 

The other Nintedo DS Lite system I have has a jammed L Button, so I can’t soft reset, at all. 
Ergo, my Shiny Johto Starter Hunt will be put on hold, until something happens. 



1) Make Treasure Town Piano Cover, Upload to Tumblr!
2) Reply to Asks (FILL THE BOX IF YOU WANT TO)
3) Finish some drafts (INCLUDING THE POKERADAR GUIDE (*cough* COURTNEY *cough*))
Possible New Project


So! I guess you could say this is an announcement, but this is just an idea. 

I’ve had the “teachytv” URL rotting in my Blogs Column for quite a while now. I’ve always wanted to do something like this. 
If you all played Fire Red  and / or Leaf Green, that name would sound familiar!
The Teachy TV is a key item in Fire Red and Leaf Green games, to help players get to know the basics of the game. 

What I aim to do with this blog is not to tell you the BASICS, but to answer any questions at all about any Pokemon game. 

Seriously, today, I told my friend what moves you can buy for 10 Green Shards in Nacrene City in Pokemon Black 2 / White 2.  (Stealth Rock, Outrage, Recycle, and Trick, by the way!) I have a great memory, I think half of my cerebral cortex is stuffed with Pokemon Knowledge. 

I’ve pretty much memorized encounter rates for the different Routes. I know where the TMs are, I just want to make your Pokemon Experience the most memorable. I’m also kickass with Pokedex Entries. If you send me a Dex Entry, I can tell you what Pokemon it is! I spent an entire weekend memorizing Pokemon Pokedex Entries. But guys, I know my stuff down to the nitty - gritty. Hell, I know the formula for how much money you lose when you black out! (PAYOUT = LEVEL * BASE SET FOR TRAINER)

It seems like a fun blog idea. I might be using the “shinybronzong.tumblr.com" as my personal blog but it has nothing on it yet.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE? Bronzong was my first shiny, so that makes me happy. 

Just a few ideas! Let me know what you think about the TeachyTV Blog Idea, I might just start it up in a week or two!