wha look at what i did!

Eren: I think Captain Levi-

Armin: Oh my wall Eren, can you shut up about Levi?

Eren: Wha-what do you mean?

Armin: Ugh. Ooh Levi`s so cute, Armin, Armin! You`ll never guess what Levi did today! Armin did you know Levi`s favorite tea was black tea? Levi, Levi, Levi~! I`m sick of it!

Eren:

Eren: Okay, but like I was saying, Levi wa-

Armin: *Looks at the camera like in The Office*

  • Nico: (whispering) Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance.
  • Percy: Wha-what?
  • Nico: (out loud) Jason! Annabeth! Percy smoked pot in Jason's dorm!
  • Jason and Annabeth: What?!
  • Ross: (in a 5 year old’s tone) You are such a tattletale! Jason, Annabeth, you remember that-that time you walked in Jason's room and smelled marijuana?
  • Jason and Annabeth: Yes. (They look at him angrily.)
  • Percy: Well I told you it was Nico who was smoking the pot but it was me. I’m sorry.
  • Annabeth: It was you?
  • Nico: Yeah and Jason, I didn't melt your records. Percy did!
  • Jason: (to Percy) Is that true?
  • Nico: And Jason, y’know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your packages! Percy did!
  • [Jason and Annabeth stare at Percy. Percy looks at them with an afraid, shocked look.]
  • Percy: Yeah, well, Hurricane Sandy didn’t break the porch swing, Nico did!
  • [They glare at Nico.]
  • [Leo, Piper, and Reyna are sitting at the table, looking at the other like they’re weirdos.]
  • Nico: Percy hasn’t worked in a year!
  • [Jason and Annabeth glare at Percy.]
  • Percy: Nico and Jason are living together!
  • [Leo, Piper, and Reyna gasp]
  • [Nico and Jason both are shocked. Percy gives Nico a “take that!” look.]
  • Nico: Percy married Annabeth in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
  • [Percy and Annabeth glare at Nico.]
  • Piper: (joining in) I love Jason Bateman!
  • Reyna: (reading the recipe magazine, finally figuring out that...) I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
  • Leo: (pounding the table) I wanna gooooooo!
dunkirk || part two

(part one)

y/n’s always been there for harry, so why does he want to take little miss kendall jenner as his date for dunkirk’s premier? 

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“What the hell just happened?” Harry scoffed, glaring at the front door you had just slammed shut after storming out, claiming you needed some ‘fresh air’. “Remind me never to bring up Kendall around Y/N ever again.” He joked, the smile dropping on his face when he noted the boys’ stoic expressions. “Wha’? Are you guys mad at me too??” 

“Oh my god, I just remembered. How could we be so stupid??” Liam gasped lightly, his eyes widening as he looked over at Niall. His memory was a bit fuzzy, but Liam did recall you accidentally blurting out your feelings for Harry. Of course, you had made him pinky-promise to keep it a secret, since you didn’t want to risk jeopardising your friendship with Harry. Liam was usually good at keeping secrets, but he had to tell Niall. And then Niall and to tell Louis - Heck, even Zayn knew! The only person who didn’t know was obviously Harry. 

“I t’ink she’s mad cos I took the last juice box t’is mornin’. I left her wit’ the orange juice when I knew she wanted t’e apple juice.” Niall muttered, slapping himself on the forehead gently. “Do ya t’ink a whole Costco sized container of juice boxes would make her happy?” 

“No, Niall, don’t you remember what I told you a couple months ago? About Y/N and her..” Liam trailed off, pointing to Harry very subtly. 

“Oh, right!” Niall’s eyes lit up as he sat up straighter before letting out a breath. “T’ank god I didn’t do anyt’ing wrong. It breaks my heart when Y/N’s upset.” He laughed lightly, looking over at a very confused Harry. 

“I literally have no idea wha’ you guys are talking about, but I’m pretty sure I haven’t done anything wrong. And let’s be honest, she’s probably a little miffed about that last juice box, Niall.” Harry leaned back against the couch after picking his phone back up. “I know Y/N. She’ll cool off in a couple hours, we jus’ have to leave her alone, s’all.” He shrugged casually, the rest of the boys staring at him in astonishment. How could Harry not know why you were upset? Was he really that oblivious? 

“Do you really think Y/N would be that petty to get so explosive over a fuckin’ juice box?” Louis furrowed his brows, raising his hands in surrender when Harry did nothing but nod confidently. “Alright, then. You do you.” 

“Stupid Harry. Stupid Harry and his stupid war movie.” You grumbled to yourself, sucking up the remainder of your juice before angrily tossing it into the bin. “I’m taking her as my date, he says. Didn’t even get a thank you for ironing his dumb costume. Should’ve tossed the costume into the ocean when I had the chance.”

Life just wasn’t on your side. You had always been there for Harry, supporting him with whatever decision he made. He wanted to wear that floral suit to the AMA’s, fine! You were the one who picked it up for him. He wanted to chop all his hair off for charity (and for the movie, obviously), of course! You were the one who physically cut his hair, and you even dropped it off at the charity itself. You helped him during outfit changes for his Another Man shoot. But no, you didn’t get anything in return. You weren’t even invited to go on that damn yacht. All you were in Harry’s eyes was his little assistant - Could you even call yourself his best friend anymore? Probably not! People were always calling you up because they thought you were a representative for Harry. 

“You’re not all that, Harry Styles.” You muttered, rubbing your hands together for warmth before shoving them into the pockets of your coat. (It was Harry’s coat. You liked wearing his clothes.) What were you even doing with your life? Your days including running all over town to do things for Harry, and you weren’t even getting paid for it. Harry had just been taking advantage of you right under your nose, and you thought he was taking you to all these things and asking you for all these favours because you were his best friend. The sudden feeling of your phone buzzing in your pocket snapped you out of your thoughts, making you stop in the middle of the street. You took your phone out and walked into an empty alleyway, your brows knitting together at the sight of none other than Harry himself calling you. 

“Y/N? Where the hell are you, love? It’s nearly 10.” You told yourself to stay calm when you heard Harry’s voice from the other end of the phone. You raised your wrist to glance at your watch. 

“You took four hours to call me and check to see where I went?” You asked in an unimpressed tone. You could practically see Harry trying to come up with an excuse as to why he didn’t call earlier. There was a moment of silence before Harry cleared his throat and spoke up again. 

“I figured I’d give you a little alone time to blow some steam off.” 

“Oh? Blow some steam off? And what makes you think I have steam to blow off?” You scoffed, raising your free hand to make air quote gestures. 

“Cos you were clearly upset when you left. Niall said he’d replace your damn juice boxes, Y/N. You don’ have to be so immature about it.” Now you were the one in shock. He thought you were upset over.. juice boxes? 

“You- what? You think I’m- Can you give me another reason as to why I could be upset right now? Because I think I’m over the juice boxes.” You scoffed, hearing Harry let out a small groan of frustration. 

“Can yeh just come back? We can talk about this.” 

“There’s no need to talk, Harry. You, out of all people, should know why I’m upset.” 

“Well, I don’t know why! You’re going to have t’ help me figure out why you’re upset!” Harry’s voice became a little more gruff at this point. 

“I shouldn’t need to help you!” You snapped, clenching your fist so tightly you could feel your nails digging into the flesh of your palm. “I’m just so.. Sick of you!” Again, nothing but silence. 

“You’re sick of me?! I’m sick of you! You’ve been so moody and childish lately!” Harry growled, cursing quietly to himself. 

“Maybe I wouldn’t be moody or childish if you could just figure out what you’ve done wrong!” You gasped, a little offended by his words. “God, I don’t even wanna talk to you right now! I was in a decent mood, and I was actually alone with my own thoughts until you call-”

“You know what? If you’re going t’ keep acting this way - jus’ don’ even bother coming home, then! You always think I need you around, but guess what? I don’t! I don’t need you!”

Your heart pounded wildly in your chest, a lump beginning to grow in your throat. How could he say something like that? “You don’t need me around?” All you could hear was the heavy breathing of Harry on the other end. 

Y/N-” You didn’t give Harry a chance to explain himself before you hung up and shoved your phone back into your pocket. 

He didn’t need you around anymore? Fine. If that’s what Harry wanted, that’s what he’d get. 

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ehehehehehehehe

  • Nora: (Storms in) LIE! REN!!!!
  • Ren: (He, and the rest of team RNJR look up at Nora)
  • Ren: ..Yes?
  • Nora: (Slaps him) You JERK!
  • Jaune & Ruby: (gasp)
  • Ren: (confused) What did I do?
  • Nora: You got me pregnant!!
  • Jaune & Ruby: (Gasping even louder!!) (jaws dropped!)
  • Ren: Wha-????? Absolutely not.
  • Nora: (Dramatic cries) Oh! The cravings!
  • Ren: .......
  • Ren: You're just making this up to get me to make you pancakes, aren't you?
  • Nora: ...You can't prove anything.
  • Jaune & Ruby: (Sigh of relief)
  • Ren: I'm pretty sure I used a condom last time.
  • Jaune & Ruby: (Gasps again) (Eyes fall out of face)
When you find out there’s a BTS comeback in February

So I decided to make a quick imagine cuz I just got the news that they’re coming back next month like WTF?? I know I should be happy but everything is happening so fast that I wonder if they had enough time to rest >< 

Note: Jimin is the cutest mochi ever

Y/N: *stares at phone in disbelief* WHAT THE FUCK??

Y/N: COMEBACK IN FEBRUARY??

Y/N: *speed dials Park That Ass Jiminie*

JM: *staring at the phone ringing* it looks like Y/N found out

JM: *picks up* Hey Y/N Wha-

Y/N: PARK JIMIN I FUCKING SWEAR WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??

JM: *chuckles* the secret’s out eh?

Y/N: I SWEAR FJSKLDJFDKLJSF DIDN’T YOU JUST HAVE ONE?

Y/N: DID YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH REST ?? LIKE-

JM: *smiles* You’re so cute

JM: You should be saying words of encouragement to me instead

Y/N: BUH BUTTT-

JM: *shakes head* aisshh this girl, you worry too much

Y/N: *pouts* hmph, why can’t I worry? You always work so hard and practice so hard that you don’t even get proper sleep 

JM: Trust me Y/N, it’s to make sure that I don’t make any mistakes and be able to showcase a better performance you know~

Y/N: …..

JM: If you keep worrying like this, you’ll start bleeding out of your nose 

Y/N: *scoffs* Did you know that you’re an ass?

JM: I know but at least I have a big one *smiles

Y/N: STOP DOING THAT WITH YOUR HAIR, YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME WEAK

JM: *giggles*

Y/N:

Y/N: *sigh* If you think I’m gonna let you off the hook this easy-

JM: *throws a heart* I love you too 

Y/N: *cheeks reddening* I.. hmph. love you too idiot..


More Imagines Here 💕

How I Began Shipping Romanogers
  • Me(After watching TWS): Huh... this is interesting. I don't ship it yet, but I'm interested to see where it goes.
  • Me(After watching AoU): Wha...What happened? Where'd it go? Why is she suddenly with Bruce? *mind f*ck*
  • Me(After rewatching AoU): Steve and Nat had more chemistry in two lines of dialogue than Nat and Bruce did the entire movie.
  • Me(After watching CW): Is...Is it back? I'm not sure anymore... I mean, Sharon's cool and all, but she's still Peggy's niece and that's a little weird...
  • Me(After rewatching CW): It's official... I ship Romanogers... Hopefully I'm not alone.
  • Me(After looking through Fanfiction): OKAY. Definitely not alone.
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did you wonder what Yuri and Victor were looking at all basked in golden light in the latest preview?
well wonder no more.

(this post did something to me, and i did this, and now i’m afraid of myself)

MIRACULOUS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Oh shit FUCKING STARTING WITH SINGING MARI GOD BLESS

GAY CHILDREN

SHES SINGING ITS ACTUALLY SO CUTE SHE GIVES OT
TO EVERYONE

CHOLE TOO
AHAHAHAHA
IM GAY

THIS SHIT CLOSED MID SONG

FUCKING S T R E A M S

IM GONNA CRY OH NO
OH SHIT I COME IN TO HIM REMEMBERING HIS MOM

HE BROKE HIS POSTER OH SHIT

THIS ANGST

HES COLD

SAVE THEM

FEED THEM OH MY GOD WHA DID I MISS WHERE DID THE GIFT COME IN IM SO ANGRY WHAT HAVE I MISSED

Bitch DID it again oh my gOd

I can’t believe she shoved herself into a FUCKING box

Like d a mn son

Oh wow this was solved faster than I thought m

HE BETTER BE FUCKIG APOLOGIZING

FUXKING FINALLY GOD DAMN

Aww they look so cute good bless
This makes me so happy oh god

This was not a 40 minute special tho.

Exo reaction to you accidentally calling them daddy.

Xiumin: Very shocked but turned on at the same time.

“How did you know I liked that Jagyia?”

Originally posted by xiuxiubaby

Luhan: You would’ve ‘let out the beast’ or his manly side.

“Oh you’re in for one fun ride baby girl.”

Originally posted by ballaydeer

Kris: He’d try to keep his cool but then he’d lose it almost instantly.

“Wha- Well there goes my pants.”

Originally posted by finnodair

Suho: Completely turned on and doesn’t even hide it.

“Oh kitten, look what you started.”

Originally posted by kingjunmyeonn

Lay: Extremely confused and probably  high as you let it slip out.

“I’m not your dad Y/N. What are you talking about?”

Originally posted by secrethideoutme

Baekhyun: You accidentally sang ‘Call me Baby’ wrong in front of him. so he decided to hold that against you.

Y/N: “Call me daddy.”

Baekhyun: You’re not my daddy but I could be yours.

Originally posted by exoturnback

Chen: He’d decide to play stupid with you.

*looks around* “Babe I don’t see you dad anywhere.”

Originally posted by exoxoolf

Chanyeol: He wouldn’t of been into it until you said it out loud.

“Well damn, I see how you like it babe.”

D.O: He wouldn’t think much of it before, but is always up for it.

“I don’t mind experimenting.”

Originally posted by bitchanyeoll

Tao: He’d act casual about it and be all shy and giggling.

Kai: You’d accidentally slip it out when you were at a coffee shop.

“Oh baby, I told you save that for the sheets and not the streets.”


Sehun: He would be into it once the words left your mouth.

“That’s not my name but I don’t mind jagyia.”

BTS reaction to you being an English teacher with English not being your mother tongue

requested by anon

Seokjin

*He asks you to teach him some phrases*

“Namjoon keeps speaking English around me and I need to know what he’s saying.”

Originally posted by jeokook

Yoongi

*Starts a conversation*

“That’s pretty fascinating. So what is your native language?”

Originally posted by jungkooksarms

Namjoon

*Not imperessed*

“Did you teach it to yourself too? Get on my level basics.”

Originally posted by sugageek

Hoseok

*In his worst Korean accent*

“Aaaaaaaaaah, Englisheu! I know Englisheu!”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

Jimin

“Cool! Can you maybe teach me..”

*Looks around; inches closer; starts whispering*

“Dirty words?”

(actually backs out last second because he’s just too pure (and afraid that Yoongi will kick his ass))

Originally posted by jjamsxo

Taehyung

*Super interested in you; wants to know everything about your home country and your native language*

“Woah, I love listening to your stories!”

Originally posted by bangtan-tv

Jungkook

*starts sweating when he hears English*

“I think Jin just called for me! Better see what he’s up to!”

You

Wha..?”

Kookie

“WHAT DID YOU SAY? I’M ON MY WAY!”

*’Save me’ plays in the distance; Kookie still has ptsd from Namjoon’s English lessons*

Originally posted by taewithkookies

Admin Krümmel

JEALOUS TYPE

This started as a ship for dreaming-in-all-dimensions but I got excited and did a small imagine enjoy!

-Why the hell is Cedric Diggory looking at me like he could kill me?- Seamus asked

-wha…what? oh shit - You said when you saw Cedric from across the great hall looking at you two with a deadly look; That was when you realized that Seamus had his arm holding your waist in a friendly way but for Cedric being the jealous boyfriend type that he was no touch coming from a boy was friendly.

Now the reason why Seamus didn’t know why Cedric was looking at you two was because you and Cedric had been secretly dating for two months now, first you didn’t told anyone because you were a fresh couple so telling everyone would not be a good idea, because knowing you friends as you did, you knew they would freak out!
And then when you were finally ready to tell, the triwizard cup started and Cedric was one of the chosen one’s (you were not happy about this) and you knew that he would gain a lot of atention and so would you, so to keep your sanity (because everyone wants privacy) you two decided to wait until the end of the tournament.

*should I go and talk to him?* you thought.

Thats when you saw him coming toward you.

-Seamus do you mind if I still Y\N for bit?

Without giving the poor boy a chance to reply Cedric pulls you by the hand to a corner where no one could see you two.

-Cedric… - you say, but he cuts you off with a kiss, a brutal kiss, full of passion and lust, you could taste his minty breath, you could feel his silky tongue playing with yours, and it made you feel so good.

-You. are. mine. - he said between kisses - Don’t forget that. -He finally said breaking the kiss and leaving you hoplessly needy and panting for air.

*I need to make him jealous more often*-you think smilling to yourself, and then realizing you were late for class.

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(Requested by Anon)

You had enough of the bullshit. You had enough of being ignored. You were his goddamn best friend and if Sam didn’t start acting like it, he would find himself missing a nut.

You stormed to his house and practically banged the door down with your heavy knocking. You were running on pure adrenaline and anger, a mixture that did you more harm than good.

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anonymous asked:

Hi, Karlheinz-sama! Look what I learned today! *holds her wand up and a flower* *points the wand at the flower* *theres an loud bang, followed by an big sparkly, pinkish cloud* *holds an Sandwich in her hand and starts eating it* You wanna try??

Karlheinz: No, thank you, dear. Well, that’s good, you’re learning the basics.

Karlheinz: Would you like to learn and do something like this…? *sets on fire a table and then returns it to its original shape*

Shuu: Wha-?! *panic attack*


[MTK: Karl… did you do that on purpose…?]

Karlheinz: Nooo.

BTS Reaction #54

BTS’ reaction when they walk past you and your friend fixing your bra straps.

Jin:

“YOOO JIN DID YOU SEE THAT???”

“What??? See what??? I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you’re talking about!!! Wow, girls, what a great concept!” *feigns innocence*

Originally posted by dirtyvocalist-junhoe

Yoongi:

*smirks* “Girls, girls… you really don’t have to go to THAT extent to capture Min Yoongi’s attention.”

Originally posted by yoongistae

Hoseok:

*cringes and looks away uncomfortably* “I-I… what did I just see??? Calm down Hoseok, you didn’t see anything… nothing at all….”

Originally posted by asdfghobi

Namjoon:

“Why are you staring at us Namjoon?”

“Wha??? I’m not staring at you…. pshhhh” *continues to stare anyways*

Originally posted by bwibelle

Jimin:

“Hey Jimin where are you going??? You literally just came here?”

*laughs nervously* “HahahAHah yeah, yeah I um forgot something at home hAH usual me!!!” *runs away to hide for a few minutes*

Originally posted by jitamin

Taehyung:

“So I was thinking-” *you fix your bra strap* 

*he stares at it*

“…Taehyung stop staring”

*glances at you but returns to staring*

Originally posted by dont-touch-my-faceuh

Jungkook:

“Hey Jungkook are you ok-”

“JAF;WOIEJF;AJ KJ iI AM ifneiJ;FJ;AOWIJ” *tries to purge himself of his deadly sins*

Originally posted by sugutie

Imagine Dean finding your diary

You were sat in the motel’s kitchenette when Dean walked into the room, placing something next to you on the table before getting himself a cup of coffee.

You put down your glass of orange juice, your eyes widening at the sight of what he’d put down.

“Wha-” you cleared your throat, “Where did you get this?”

“You left it in the car,” he told you, calmly.

Your heart was beating in your throat as you looked at your beaten up journal.

“Did you… did you read it?”

He nodded, at least having the decency to look a little embarrassed.

You began to panic, feeling your heart rate increase, “What- I didn’t- you were never meant-”

“Go to the bookmarked page,” he told you, sitting opposite you and smiling shyly.

Your shaking hands did as he asked, seeing your most recent entry.

But he’ll never know how I feel about him.

Written underneath, in Dean’s distinctive scrawl, were four clear words.

I feel the same

For people that still won’t understand, I, will explain in simple words!


Someone: ME LIKE BAD CHARACTER, HE BAD BAD PEOPLE, BUT ME STILL LIKE THEY! IS WHAT MAKE THEY BE WHA THEY TRULY ARE!

Nice! Good job! Keep doing it!

Someone: ME LIKE BAD CHARACTER, HE BAD BAD PEOPLE, BUT ME DISLIKE IT SO ME IGNORE BAD STUFF! THEY PRECIOUS TO ME!! A ANGEL!! ME DON’T CARE ABOUT BAD STUFF!!

Bad!! Bad thinking!! No sweet for you!

Someone: BAD PEOPLE SAID MY FAV DID BAD STUFF, ME DISLIKE IT, ARE THEY SAYING ME CAN’T LIKE THE FAV?

Did they literally wrote you can’t like the character?

Someone: NO, BUT THEY-

So they didn’t said that. That’s it, sometimes words on this website simple and purely means what they said. That’s it kids!

From the user takaoka-akira, that loves takaoka, a simple advice! Easy, simple and economic ! For free! See ya kiddos

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Take a Break (F!Corrin x Niles)


“Uhhh, Nina?” Kana asked nervously, standing at the lottery shop’s doorway.

Nina was behind the desk and snapped out of a reverie. “What is it? I’m trying to fantasi- I mean I’m focusing! I mean… uh…” She sighed. “What is it?”

“Mama doesn’t usually take naps on the grass, right?”

“No. Why would she?”

“Hold on Mama, I’ll help you!” Kana ran out the door. Nina quickly followed her brother, leaving the store unattended.

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8.15.16

Originally posted by changeyourlife08

The Other Martin

8/15/16

Pairing(s): Lydia x Sister! Reader

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Ash and Gary eating dinner.

Gary: So, how was your day like today? *Eats some pasta*

Ash: Just as always, being in the gym during the morning and here at home in the afternoon… I took a nap from 3 to 5.

Gary: You sure have worked out, look at your muscles! *Touches Ash’s muscles*

Ash: Stop it! *Blushes* You know it’s not that kind of gym *Laughs* What about you? Did something interesting happen today at the lab?

Gary: Well, every day we’re closer to make that fossil I talked to you about come back to life, maybe in 2 or 3 weeks we can finally see what Pokemon it hides!

Ash: That’s huge! *Super excited*

Gary: Ashy, we’re eating, please don’t get horny; but thanks *Smiles*

Ash: Wha… What? Shut up! *Blushes again*