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‘‘What is this?’‘

‘‘That’s a laptop, Draco.’‘

‘‘And what is a ‘laptop’?’‘

‘‘Only one of the best muggle inventions you will ever come across. You can play games on it, do research, watch videos…’‘

‘‘I…I don’t see how you can play a game of wizard chess on this, (Y/n).’‘

‘‘….That’s because you can’t, it - oh, nevermind.’‘

‘‘And is this a phone?’‘

‘‘No, that’s an electric alarmclock,, you can put it down now.’‘

‘‘This muggle technology is very confusion.’‘

‘‘It’s not that bad when you’re used to it, really. Don’t worry, we have got the whole summer to help you figure it out.’‘

‘‘‘…And what is this?’‘

‘‘What is wha-HOW DID YOU GET THAT?! No, no, no, that is no technology, please put that down right now!’‘

‘‘Alright, alright! Calm down, (Y/n)! But seriously, what is it?’‘

‘‘….A magical absorber…Now please put down the tampons, Draco.’‘


(Gif not mine)

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did you wonder what Yuri and Victor were looking at all basked in golden light in the latest preview?
well wonder no more.

(this post did something to me, and i did this, and now i’m afraid of myself)

So, let me get this straight

Sherlock has been a  drug addicted for YEARS and he never, ever, not once, in his altered status remembered a thing….

BUT watching a missing bust of Margaret Thatcher and smelling a whiff of drugged paper from Mary AND feeling guilty for her Hollywood!Death! unravelled childhood memories he had buried so deep that he literally had no idea?

Wha - how - how in god’s name does it make sense? This goes beyond suspension of disbeief, this is the writers requiring us to fucking lobotomize our critical thinking skills.

  • Alex Danvers: Well you sure seem to be in a good mood
  • Kara Danvers: I am. I had a really great a weekend.
  • Alex Danvers: Oh yeah I remember . You said you would be hanging with Lena right? What did you do?
  • Kara Danvers: Oh she was helping me with my G Spot
  • Alex Danvers: Wha......? I ...what? How? What?
  • Kara Danvers: I know. It wasn't easy but Lena is really good at it. She really knows how to work it
  • Alex Danvers: You.....and Lena?
  • Kara Danvers: Well yeah. She came up with the idea after all. Said it was finally time for me to take the final step and that I deserve it. She practically did all the work. Although Snapper was a bit of a problem
  • Alex Danvers: You did it at Catco!?!?
  • Kara Danvers: Where else would we do it?
  • Alex Danvers: At your home of course! Jesus.... Kara what the hell!?
  • Kara Danvers: You know my building doesn't have any Alex
  • Alex Danvers: Doesn't have any.......? Kara what exactly do you mean under G Spot?
  • Kara Danvers: A garage spot of course? You keep telling me I should use the car Eliza bought me because it's suspicious how fast I get everywhere. And Lena was right. As a reporter I am owed a proper garage spot in Catco and......
  • Alex Danvers: .......
  • Kara Danvers: Alex?
  • Alex Danvers: The word is PARKING SPACE Kara. Not Garage Spot and certainly NOT G-SPOT!
  • Blake: Hey Weiss, I'm still trying to figure out what to get Yang.
  • Weiss: Christmas is in seven hours, moron.
  • Blake: I know. If you wait until last minute, you get all the good deals.
  • Weiss: Ah, just get everybody the same thing. That's what I did.
  • Blake: Let me guess, everyone's getting a lump of coal.
  • Weiss: FUCK no! Do you know how much coal costs!? It's like five bucks a ton! I'm not spending that much on you losers! -pause- You're all getting a lump of smoal.
  • Blake: What's smoal?
  • Weiss: It's a knockoff synthetic coal. It's just as good as the real thing. Except when you burn it, it doesn't make any heat. It just makes smoke.
  • Blake: Wha-what? How does it make smoke with no heat?
  • Weiss: How the fuck do I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal.