The Series has Landed

Craterface: Hi, I’m Craterface. Welcome to Luna Park. I’ll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.

Bender: Better mascots than you have tried. (takes a swig from his beer bottle, shoves it in Craterface’s eye, and leaves)

Crater: At least I still have my self-respect. (laughs goofily, then sobs quietly)