though I think the DE thing would’ve worked better if they just made Elena a
who gives a shit about DE right now when Stefan is doing fucking pull ups, omg
those ARMS though.
now push ups. Omg.
haven’t hunted a human in way too long” but Damon, you kill them for sport.
Shut the fuck up.
guys, I don’t think you appreciate Stefan’s arms in this episode. But like why
is he in a wifebeat though? Why can’t he just be topless. They did this on
purpose and it’s mean.
Zal is a little thirsty. I recognize that.
know in 1x19 Damon is all like I’m glad Stefan fed because he’s finally
accepting who he is but I legit just think Damon liked having the moral high
cut your hair. Why do we wait an entire season for this to happen?
Bonnie returns this episode. Finally.
when Matt tells you his mom was about to strangle Caroline if she cooked more
lasagne, this is when you, as a friend, say that Caroline is just trying to
show empathy the only way she knows how, not just go “ah.”
like how everyone in the council paints John as an extremist and a jackass when
he’s the only on who is actually on task.
does she hate you?” “We used to sleep together.” Legit, TVD, what fucking uncle
says that to his nephew? Like.
fucking love that Elena rubs Stefan’s shoulders when she asks how he’s doing.
the way Stefan says “I missed you too.” Paul does this thing with Stefan where
it starts off lighthearted and then he subtly gets more intense and gives Elena
that stare (and I had an entire gifset on that stare) and suddenly Elena is on
just like I remembered.” “Stop messing around.” Elena, would you not be like
um, excuse me? When were you were?
meant here. When you were here. No. When were you here. Lol. You guys asked for
a tipsy review, I’m just saying.
legit stop rifling through a teen girl’s underwear drawer.
remember everyone saying how much tension there was between Damon and Elena in
this scene and it’s literally Damon invading Elena’s space and Elena shrinking
backwards and trying to talk about Stefan without being derailed.
Elena and Damon have a conversation about how deep down Stefan is like Damon or
has a Damon in him because he’s a vampire so yet again, it’s proof that Elena
is more like Stefan as a vampire because she has the exact same conversation
with Damon about her nature. If Damon is literally justsupposed to be
representative of vampirism personified — I somehow think that was redundant
but whatever — if he’s essentially all of the base parts of vampirism period
then it’s not unique if Elena can relate to him when it comes to the base parts
of her vampirism because he’s that representative for everyone.
I hope that made sense.
see how Stefan is spiralling out of control? Maybe he should call Lexi to help
him through it. Oh that’s right he can’t because Damon was an asshole and
killed her. On his birthday. An eternity of misery, dude took that oath to
only 13 minutes have gone by, I should stop talking.
is all gibberish anyway.
like Elena’s jacket when she’s taking that walk with Jeremy.
Stefan stole that drink like a boss.
27. Tyler and Matt, walking from one side of the room
to the other side with a bottle doesn’t make you invisible, at least go to a
one notices that a 17 year old boy (Stefan) is just drinking?
honey, I love you, I love how you dance with Elena but what are you doing with
Kelly? You’re dancing like a grandpa.
you know what your brother’s been up to?” “I’ve been too preoccupied with
yours.” Damon and Elena talk like in-laws.
would John tell Damon he knows Damon is a vampire? Why not just kill Damon?
Kelly, that actress, Miranda something? I think? Either way, she’s always the
same person in everything I’ve seen her in. Kelly is basically Julie Cooper
from The OC and even in Entourage when she plays a version of herself she’s
another version of Julie Cooper, so I have to wonder, is she JUST Julie Cooper?
Like is that who she is?
Tyler just spoke about how he was a trash boyfriend to your dead daughter so
you take that as an opportunity to kiss him? Girl, I know you’re a mess but do
you have to be that much of a mess?
I do like the line “It’s like I don’t deserve to miss her.”
don’t have anyone to talk to.” “I don’t have anyone to talk to either.” Lol,
both of you legit have Matt, stop playing.
Tyler and Kelly making out in PUBLIC and NO ONE is scandalized that the mother
of the dead girl is making out with the dead girl’s boyfriend? FUCKING DETAILS,
Tyler legit made out with Matt’s mom and then choked Matt. Like he’s a TRASH
get that his werewolf gene agitates his aggression and I’m on board with that
and they do a good job of them being like YO, TYLER, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH
YOU but Tyler is also just a dick in season 1 so the combination is thoroughly
think I might be sobering up a little. Maybe.
I love how Damon is like “Do you wanna hear about how I killed Uncle John Gilbert?”
and the way Stefan says, “What?” Paul plays drunk subtly but it’s done very
interesting, I like Matt and Stefan as friends (even though nothing comes from
it) but it would’ve been cool for Tyler and Stefan to sort of bond this season
too over Tyler having rage he can’t control and Stefan having a monster in him
that he tries so hard to control. I dunno
is it about John that he can just show up and be a part of the council like
nothing, go to the founder’s party and ring that bell? Like why is he heralded?
It can’t just be because he’s a Gilbert.
is the thing, the show is making it seem like it’s such a huge deal that John
knew Isobel who is Elena’s birth mother who is Alaric’s ex-wife but, like, so
what? He knows that vampires exist simply by being in the council, so why would
it matter at this point in time that he would know Isobel? LIKE WHO CARES?
also makes no sense that Alaric would team up with Damon to kill John. Alaric,
are you not also a hunter? Should you not be a part of the council? Your sudden
allegiance to Damon makes literally no sense.
do kind of love that Stefan shows up to Elena’s house to let her know what’s
going on with him instead of just trying to shrug it off alone because they
rely on one another now J
when he hugs her. “I love you so much.” Man, I feel that shit in my BONES. And the
way Elena hugs him, like trying her best to take away all of his doubt and
agitation. That earnestness, man.
if Damon’s endgame was to apparently get Stefan to face his true nature and
help him then he would’ve said it by now instead of continuously tempting him
to drink blood by leaving glasses around the room and walking away, it’s a
fucking power play.
48. Bonnie did not return this episode. That was 121. Ugh.
I am DONE J
Hope you enjoyed my semi-coherent review!