wesley pryce

  • Jessica Jones: Let me break it down for you, Colleen.
  • *Colleen watches as Jessica preps herself*
  • Jessica (bad Elektra Natchios impersonation): Oh, Matt! I know that I am a member of the Hand, and you're an ally of the Iron Guy-
  • Danny Rand: Iron Fist!
  • Jessica: (breaks character) I know, shut up (resumes being Elektra) and it would be impossible for us to be together, but-
  • Luke Cage (bad Matt Murdock impersonation): But... my Catholic faith sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Elektra...
  • Jessica: Yes, Matt?
  • Luke: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
  • Jessica: And just because I stabbed Stick and kept us trapped underneath the crumbling building that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
  • Luke: Or possibly more?
  • Jessica: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
  • Luke: Kiss me!
  • Jessica: Bite me!
  • Luke (breaks character): Whoa, wait what? Bite you?
  • Jessica (breaks character): I figured that Elektra and Matt would be into that kind of kinky stuff.