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Okay…..Christmas won HOH apparently. That’s cool. I do not and have not supported her in any way (especially since she showed her ass with Dom) but that’s cool. Only because we’ll finally see what hand she will use in this game based on her moves. She’s been talking with a few people about being anti-Paul and with this new power, we shall see what she is going to do. I’m not going to have amnesia and suddenly stan her just because she’s in charge but I’m definitely watching. 

If she does not target Paul at all and pulls a Jessica by talking big behind closed doors but game-play is nowhere to be found to back up that noise, twinkle toes will forever be seen as joke. And nobody will be able to blame it on her injury neither because she had a whole week. But we’ll see.

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Tony Abbott and Peter Dutton have condemned the government’s $70m compensation for 1,905 refugees on Manus Island in a class action case.

“It’s unfair, it makes us look like we’re at fault here” said Dutton. “We don’t control the overseas persecution and conflict that is causing people to flee here for safety that we refuse to provide. I’m just doing my job as Minister of Needless Torture and Immigration.”

“Shhhh, that’s your secret title,” Liberal back bencher and self appointed Minister of Whinging, Tony Abbott whispered harshly. “We only use that in the party room - not in public.”

The record pay out has been met with welcome by human rights activists and legal advocates and tortured wails from Tony Abbott.

“We hates the payout,” Abbott hissed through his lizard mouth. “It burns us. We are allergic to human rights.” He shuddered in physical pain before retreating back into the shadows. “I’m coming out in hives! My skin will be ruined for weeks because of this!”