Workman before the news

      Photo by Kelsey Malotte

Happy that the semester had come to a glorious conclusion, workman clasps his summer flamingo friend Vacation Rick in anticipation of finally seeing Rick as he walked across the stage at graduation. Unfortunately, workman was to be disappointed as Rick was unable to escape the evil clutches of a 1-year-old girl and take his place in the procession to receive his long delayed diploma. Rick later disappeared into the possession of another senior art major, to be held hostage for another semester. This time he will spend his summer vacation in the backwaters of St. Louis. It was with great anguish workman had to tell Rick’s other brothers, Rick, Rick, and Rick, that once again their brother Rick is not coming home. Oh, the humanity.