Armie: So we start making out, and then we’re making out, and we’re making out, and we’re making out, and we’re making out. It goes on for a long time, and I remember we kinda stop and we look, and Luca has just left. He just left us making out on the grass. That was our only rehearsal for the film.

The more that Wattpad wants me to believe that the cancellation of Belfast was due to Liam’s mental state, the more I’m inclined to believe that it had nothing at all to do with Liam.

bisexual disaster, michael wheeler

Will smiles at him, cheeks turning a light pink and Mike feels something in his stomach flutter.

Uh, what the fuck was that Michael Wheeler? a disbelieving voice that sounds horrifyingly like Nancy echoes in his head. Those better not have been fucking butterflies just now. You just broke up with El.

Mike knows that the voice - much like his older sister - is right. He’s only been single for a few months, he’s just lonely and Will doesn’t deserve for him to project those feelings onto him. He deserves way better than that.

Plus… Mike is pretty sure he’s just into girls. Right?

But then Dustin makes a stupid joke and Will bursts into a peal of giggles and Mike finds himself dumbstruck, staring shamelessly at Will’s gleeful, beautiful face for a good thirty seconds. He’s only broken from his stupor when Max unceremoniously elbows him in the side with a snide “Take a picture Wheeler, it’ll last longer.”

That was very gay, Mike! Nancy shrieks hysterically in his head. Very very gay!

“Oh… fuck,” Mike hisses to himself. This cannot end well.