were-getting-married

anonymous asked:

Antis don't care what girl Louis is with. Briana used to be the angel, then Danielle and Louis were gonna get married. But Eleanor is back and they're stronger than ever! They just care there's a girl, that they can push something against Larry. It's amusing.

if it’s heterosexual that’s all that matters to them

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I was playing a game with @art-of-monkan and @agroshka and we were waiting for a match to start. Monkan tried to get the attention of a Hanzo player and they bounced around happily and stuck around her McCree. Then Zenyatta (me) started his “How wonderful” line and it was perfect. So we agreed that McCree and Hanzo were getting married and were exchanging wedding discord and harmony orbs instead of rings.

Roadhog was the witness

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Yall asked.

I provided.

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I still can’t believe that these two dorks imported from Transformers Prime are the 2nd pair of canon robots husbands in the IDW comics. They aren’t just window dressing either! There’s a story behind the vain, high speed racer that married a guy who is considered inferior by his whole culture. I want to see it play out so badly!

Knockout and Breakdown are precious and deserve all the love. 

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- May, what the hell are you doing here? I didn’t request a specialist.
- I go where I’m assigned.

The Adventures of Coulson & May: Some Time Ago 

  • me: western marriage is an inherently flawed institution, and i don't personally believe in it. even if i were to get married for the benefits, i definitely would not bother with a wedding, because the pressure to spend thousands and thousands of dollars on a ceremony that is rife with weird heteronormative rituals to celebrate something i do not feel very strongly about is absurd.
  • also me: cries literally every time i see pictures of wlw getting married
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get to know me meme [27/50 relationships]: Summer Roberts & Seth Cohen

“Back then, you were just this fantasy. You were this little girl who when I would see you would either ignore me or make an obscene gesture and keep on walking. But now look at you - you fight for sea otters, you’ve befriended Taylor Townsend, you’re an incredible mom to that bunny. You’ve evolved. And over the last nine hundred and fifty days we’ve been dating - yes, I counted and yes I counted the Zach era because really who were we kidding? - I’ve watched you grow into this incredible woman. And that is who I love.” 

little futurama things that everyone forgets about

  • leela and amy are best friends
  • in the timeline where fry never disappeared, yancy still names his son after him. 
  • if you look at it in a certain way, hermes is bender’s mother.
  • kif and leela have children together
  • amy wong has a phd
  • bender and amy were going to get married at one point.
  • philip j fry is the person who made turanga leela happiest. turanga leela is the person who made philip j fry happiest
  • the professor and mom have a son together
  • zoiberg and the professor’s bodies have had sex
  • fry and amy have an amazing friendship. the animated phoebe buffay/joey tribbiani 
  • seymour’s tragic ending is technically erased
  • the universe wouldn’t exist without fry. it also would not exist without leela as fry chooses her existence over his own happiness. 
  • nibbler could probably leave and go back to his own planet at some point, but he chooses to stay with leela.
  • there is an alternate timeline where leela marries cubert
  • hermes conrad is a good man, a good husband, a good father and a good friend. we should all aspire to find someone like him.
  • fry is the only person who doesn’t pick on zoidberg
  • everyone got a happy ending. when will other tv shows ever?

lice stans are reaching so hard,,,, ive seen so many people posting about how the last episode was ‘so cute1! 1! 2’ bc jug and betty were married but?? jug deadass looked like he wanted to die?? i don’t get it,,,, in what world is being married to betty being canonically part of jug’s nightmare a good thing for either of them lmao

★*.✧ some random plot ideas for adult things ★*.✧

       'okay we used to be best friends and we promised we were gonna get married when we got older but we drifted apart after high school and now i got an invitation to your wedding and wait that’s not how it was supposed to go’ au

      ‘we promised we were going to write a tv show one day but we never did it because we grew apart but wait – didn’t i just hear these kids on the bus talking about a tv show that sounds a lot like our idea? wait, you are the one writing it? you do realize that story was half mine, right? i wANT MY MONEY’ au

       ‘you and i used to date but we broke up and it was really ugly and we stopped talking and now we bumped into each other after ten years and wow that kid sure does look a lot like – wait, how old is your kid? ten? oh. OH’ au

       ‘you are my new boss and fuck i feel like i know you from somewhere. wait, did you just say you are from said city? oh shit, you are the person i used to stalk when i was in high school. fuck please tell me you don’t remember me. oh damn you just used my high school nickname – i am fucked, aren’t i?’ au

       ‘we bumped into each other on the supermarket after several years and we were both dressed fancy so we assumed we were both wealthy so we agreed to go on a date but i am not rich, i actually work as a living mannequin on a store and i was on my break but i don’t want you to think that i am a loser so shit how do i pretend to be wealthy when i don’t even have money to – wait, you are not wealthy either?’ au 

        or the same au above except ‘wait, you are actually a multimillionaire and you are terrified about people using you for your money so you are happy to have met someone who gets it? shit now i can’t tell you the truth’ au

      and just – yOUNG ADULTS / ADULTS THINGS.

chirabella  asked:

Top five dumbest arguments Yuuri and Victor have had?

well obviously the All Time Greatest Hit was “I thought we were going to get married and you thought I was just here to play coach until I proved I was good at everything and then leave you to lick your wounds quietly while I went back to skating AND YET you let me kiss you and gave me what I thought was an engagement ring okay new rule we have to use real words not just skating”

The other four:

  • Yuri is a generally tidy person but Victor is the type of person who says “we have to clean up before the cleaning lady gets here” “victor you literally could eat a meal straight from this floor” 
    • shirts: folded, rolled, or filed like a crazy person
    • socks: twenty pairs of white  and black ones in a bin like an animal or matched like a crazy person?
  • which is better, surreal Soviet cartoons that teach nihilism to four year olds or weirdass Japanese anime that show naked people to an audience of ditto 
  • Victor had never previously thought about the fact that he could fall in love with an Apple Person, and yet here he is, in love with someone who uses a Mac Book Air
    • “you like chromeOS,” says Yuri. “that’s like, fake Linux OS-ified for people who don’t want to understand the internet” “and yet they’re $700 less than your Mac”
  • .who has to crawl out of the warm bed to let the dog out and who gets to sleep for fifteen minutes before their cold and annoyed husband returns with the dog and puts their cold feet on them
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“A drink! We should make time for one. Once the conference is concluded, I mean. By my reckoning, ‘tis long overdue.”