were u surprised i bet not

Yoo finally got to this request sorry for the time it took to reply. I had to make sure everything was in place

Age Range of kids: 4 - 6


Yoosung 

  • Yoosung was coming back from the grocery store
  • b o i  he was ready to rest and cuddle with MC
  • turns out his plan was sidetracked 
  • when he walked in on Miyoung and MC having a mother-daughter bubble bath
  • Yoosung legit thought he walked in on something sacred 
  • he highkey really wanted to join in
  • his request was denied 
  • decided to sit and sulk till they finished
  • planned to kidnap MC to have a quick nap together
  • MC said she promised to read Miyoung a bedtime story
  • as a result MC woke to a very bitter Yoosung

Zen

  • Zen had planned to have a steamy weekend with MC by sending the kids to a sleepover
  • change of plans as Minhyuk ended up staying at home after catching the flu
  • cockblocked by his own son
  • MC was babying Minhyuk all day
  • the boi legit never left her arms
  • the lil shit had the smuggest face anytime Zen walked past
  • it was legit like
  • Hyuna wasn’t going to return till sunday night so Zen was in dire need of attention
  • instead of sucking it up Zen decided to pretend to have caught the flu too
  • MC spent the whole day looking after her babies
  • it was all working up until MC saw Minhyuk wrestling Zen for the last bowl of chicken soup
  • turns out they had both been faking
  • in the end Zen had to do chores for a week and Minhyuk was banned from cuddles for three days

Jaehee

  • Jaehee was returning from hell work
  • as soon she came in the door she was greeted by a giant mound of blankets and pillows
  • turns out Mc and Jihyo decided today was the perfect day to build a blanket fort
  • Jaehee expected to find the in two minutes
  • SIKE
  • the thing was like a labyrinth
  • after half an hour of searching Jaehee found them curled up watching The Little Mermaid
  • the scene was so cute
  • Jahee was in there like swimwear
  • family cuddle sessions are always 💯

Jumin

  • jumin was not feeling the love
  • Joong Ki was at soccer (ugh I can’t believe I had to type that) 
  • MC had been dragged away by his daughters
  • when he tried to follow he was denied access at the door
  • Chaerin had declared that the girls of the house were having a private tea party
  • the betrayal is strong in this family 
  • Jumin is like
  • lol poor Jumin
  • highkey bitter
  • decides to mind his own business and get some work done
  • but like every five minutes he’s glancing at the door
  • he eventually decides to take a nap 
  • when he wakes up the whole family is tucked into the bed
  • even Elizabeth is perched on the edge

Seven (Saeyoung)

  • so MC and Seven made a bet to who was Yonghwa’s favourite
  • Seven thought he had this in the bag
  • so imagine his surprise when waking up from his nap to find MC and Yonghwa baking
  • Seven accuse MC of playing dirty by bribing Yonghwa with sweets
  • Yonghwa was too busy praising his mother’s cooking to notice Seven’s glare
  • MC had such a shit eating grin 
  • Seven was like at least I get free cookies
  • lol bitch u thought
  • one thing about Yonghwa is that he doesn’t like sharing
  • MC and Yonghwa were watching cartoons and  just happily snacking on cookies by the end of the day
  • MC felt bad so she snuck Seven one or two

Saeran

  • Saeran and MC had took a trip to the amusement park with Hansol
  • everything was fine until they went into the haunted house
  • bad idea
  • the poor Hansol was traumatized
  • MC Mother Mode™ activated
  • as soon as she saw his eyes water MC was coddling and cooing at him
  • she brought him ice cream toys the works
  • to say Saeran was feeling neglected was an understatement 
  • he’s a bit shook cause usually Hansol is the one begging for his attention 
  • MC’s like
  • ‘stop pouting’
  • ‘..i’m not’
  • ‘ denial isn’t just a river in Egypt’
  • Saeran decided know was a good time to shut up and enjoy his ice cream
Clay Jensen rant

Did ??? People even read the book??? Listen I hate being one of those “if u dont read the book u cant even comment” bc thats bs but series Clay isnt much different anyways. If anything more attached to Hannah but…. he didnt do anything wrong??? Like he did (the picture he leaked of the stalker and all bc of his anger) but not to Hannah. This is a guy who suffers from anxiety and panic attacks and whose best friend just fucking died and to some extent I bet he blamed himself when he thought he allowed his friend to drive drunk. Obviously when Hannah said leave he would leave bc SURPRISE people with anxiety fucking hate confrontation and if someone u really care about screams to you “GT THE FUCK OUT” his reaction was obviously gonna be to leave, let her cool, and try to talk later. Bonus points for him if he tried to avoid the screaming afterwards and at least try to pretend things were better with her because thats REALISTIC FOR PEOPLE WHO SUFFER FROM REALLY BAD ANXIETY. All he did was never truly confess his feelings because damn she was never just a friend. He always liked her. And confessing feelings is never easy especially for people who suffer from anxiety. Hence why he would push her away from time to time and doubt whether she wanted her to be with him. Not because “Hannah’s fault” or anything but because people with anxiety are constantly doubting people’s love and intentions for them. Always doubting whether others actually care or if they got bored with them. So yeah. Maybe Clay could have stand up for her and take more action. But from his PoV things werent that bad for her atm and he couldnt mentally do it. So many of you say “he redeemed himself” no he didnt. Theres nothing to redeem for tf?? Him feeling guilty is the fucking worst bc he truly does not deserve to feel guilty when hes mot guilty of shit. Yes the sings are clear but that doesnt mean people are always able to do. From someone who has been depressed and has dealt with depressed people around her, sometimes we just dont know what to do and the only person able to save themselves once depression hits you is the person itself. Once Hannah was bad because of all the things that happened to her, Clay or anyone noticing might have call a professional but the only person who would truly convince her to live would be herself. Stop. Blaming. Clay. Depression and suicide isnt black and white and isnt always someone’s fault. The whole point of this show and book is to show that is a bunch of stuff accumulated and how we deal with them.

Clay not noticing she was depressed doesnt mean he killed her. Clay not going against her wishes of being alone doesnt mean he killed her. Clay not wanting to talk about his best friend’s death (something he prob feels partially guilty for until he found out the truth) (plus also lad at the memory of him) and lashing out on her doesnt mean he killed her. Him not noticing doesnt mean he killed her. It means he liked her so much, even loved her. But he was also going through his own shit. And if hannah never talked directly to him how was he supposed to know?? A best friend’s death isnt a little deal. Is a big fucking deal. He suffers from anxiety and panic attacks (mental disorders my people) and his best friend fucking died. Thats traumatic af he saw his body there. And even before that, he was getting to know Hannah so is not like he would not whats her usual behavior and whats not. Yes he could have done something if he had realized. But him not realizing didnt kill her. Hannah even said so herself.

So stop saying he redeemed himself or that he did take part into her decision of killing herself or he was also at fault. He wasnt. Even Hannah knew that. Stop romanticizing his anxiety and self-blamed behavior bc if anything all this unjustified guilt was driving to the place Hannah was. So liking or thinking he deserved all that guilt is literally 1) not getting the show/book and 2) romanticizing his bad mental health and paranoia

anonymous asked:

:0 idk of you've done this yet but.. how do u think saeyoung/ the rest of rfa would react to seeing self harm scars on MC? Or finding out mc is also mentally ill/suicidal? Sry if this request makes u uncomfortable tho u dont have to do it;;;

oh, i haven’t done this yet. don’t worry about it! I hope you enjoy this! 

also, i’ll make saeyoung’s a bit longer, since you asked for him specifically ^^ 


[ tw: mentions self harm and attempted suicide ]

707 / luciel / saeyoung

  • he saw on their record that mc attempted suicide 
  • and he really felt that one
  • when he met mc, mc figured he knew
  • so they didn’t put up much of a fight when he asked to see her scars
  • it wasn’t just an off the hand question, btw, there was context 
  • they were on their wrist, so saeyoung took their arm and kissed it gently
  • saeyoung is unbelievably gentle with mc 
  • not to make them feel like he’s watching them all the time and such, but just enough to show how much he cares about them and he loves them
  • sometimes, he finds them crying, so - no matter what mood he’s in - he takes a blanket and sits them on his lap and wraps both of them
  • he kisses the back of their neck and plays with their hair, whispering sweet nothings to calm them down
  • also, that plushie of him he gave them for valentine’s day?
  • it spits out compliments and jokes and little pick me ups for them
  • he always makes sure to let mc know how much he loves them and how much he appreciates them
  • saeyoung has scars too and he tells mc that both of them are warriors, making it through despite everything
  • he knows all their triggers and always looks out for them 

zen

  • zen saw their scars on accident
  • they were laying on the couch, just talking and everything, relaxing
  • and zen got into one of his ‘look i love you so much and i need to kiss you everywhere’ moods
  • so he does just that 
  • he discovers a few of mc’s ticklish spots on their tummy and sides 
  • squeezes their butt a little to get a laugh and a blush
  • and he’s about to kiss down their legs when he sees them
  • so he asks about it. mc kind of forgot about them, given the situation
  • but they tell him the truth, even that one time they attempted worse
  • and he spends extra time on those scars 
  • kisses literally every scar and compliments them after everyone
  • he moves back up to their face and kisses them before telling them how happy he is that they’re alive and with him
  • is Very aware of their actions and comforts them when they feel down
  • lullabies are very common

yoosung

  • they were having a tickle fight
  • mc’s shirt scrunched up a bit and he saw scars on their side 
  • so he asked about them 
  • mc got all quiet and didn’t want to tell him
  • but he understood. he cried at their story 
  • gave them a hug and started tracing their scars
  • whispered to them a bunch of cute ‘i love you’s and encouragements and such
  • kisses their ear after each word he speaks and their cheek after each scar 
  • that becomes the routine when mc starts feeling sad again
  • he tries his best to make them happy and smile
  • because he can’t bear them being sad 
  • leaves little love notes all the time

jaehee

  • also saw through their records
  • she waits until mc is comfortable enough to tell her, however
  • is absolutely always there for them
  • also sings lullabies to mc when they feel down, but they aren’t as common as zen
  • what jaehee does is give each scar a new meaning
  • makes up stories that make it like mc made a scar because they needed more strength and the only strength they could get was from within
  • mc is amazed, how does jaehee do this
  • tells them they should not be ashamed of their scars 
  • it shows how far they’ve come
  • also kisses their scars, but does so by kissing her fingers and placing them on each scar 
  • also cried at their story

jumin 

  • this man found out when he and mc were having a very truthful night 
  • he was surprised, but mc agreed to show him their scars
  • they roll up their sleeves and he traces them slowly 
  • y o U BET YOUR ASS THIS MAN TEARS UP A BIT
  • their arms? yeah, it’s now his favorite place to kiss them
  • is more open with his hugs and kisses and such
  • always says ‘i love you’ before he leaves, even if it’s to like the bathroom or something lol
  • he just loves mc so much and wants them to know it
  • and he never wants them to feel sad again, so he always tries his best to make them smile
  • and it works, they smile a lot. which makes him smile too 

anonymous asked:

I just need to know exactly how this came about. If u look at the webby's tweet it seems even they were shocked. Personally I get the feeling that it all happened suddenly, at the last minute, at everyone's surprise (even the show's surprise). I bet David came up with the idea at the last minute. This is just what's going on in my head, I have no idea whatsoever! But I can't wait to find out.

Here’s how it went down:

Gillian (at upfronts): Well, I gotta jam and pick up my Webby now.

David: What the fuck is a Webby?

Gillian: I’m getting an award, like, now, from Joel McHale.

David: Joel McHale can suck it. I’ll give you that award! I’ll say funny shit about baseball and you being my alien baby baby momma. I got this.

Gillian: Let’s hobble on then, dear.

here’s a neater version of the one-shots i’ve written and posted on here. um yeah. enjoy, i guess?

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.:::pick up lines:::.

Loki x Reader



It was a sunny day in the Stark Tower (now with the letter A in front instead of STARK) and everybody was doing their usual stuff.

Tony and Bruce were in the lab while Steve and Bucky were in the gym; training or trying to calm down the Winter Soldier. Clint and Natasha were trying to get Thor to stop finishing all the food in the kitchen and the Maximoff twins were who knows where.

[Name] was watching one of her favorite television series when the god of Mischeif walked in and sat beside the young woman. Loki placed a hand on her thigh and stroked it gently, watching whatever she was watching.

A small scoff emitted from her throat as a pink dusted her face before disappearing as quickly as it came. It wasn’t an unusual thing he did to the [hair color], but it was still kind of embarrassing since the two weren’t exactly going steady. Although they did throw a few pick up lines and would flirt with each other.

The agent lowered down the volume and turned to the man, or god rather, beside her.

“So,” her voice was smooth. “You bored Antlers?”

The raven-haired prince lightly scowled at the nickname.

“Don’t call me that mortal. Although, you are right. I am a bit bored…” Loki looked straight into [Name]’s eyes, his emerald green orbs locking with her [eye color] ones.
“Amuse me.”

She was stunned for a short while, her lips slightly parted. He chuckled lightly and leaned back. “That’s not a request [Name].” Loki said huskily.

A devious smirk appeared on the woman’s lush pink lips.

“There are 21 letters in the Midgaurdian alphabet.. Am I right Loki?”
“No. There are 26 of them.”

[Name] crawled on top of him while both her legs were at either side of the god.

“Oh, I must have missed u r a q t.” She winked at the man under him.

Loki smiled at her, warming up to the game.

“Are your parents bakers, [Name]?”
“Noo.. Why?” She asked, crossing her arms.
“Because they surely know how to whip something up.”

The agent chuckled.

“I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together.” She replied and leaned back a bit since Loki was sitting up a little.

“Do you know what my clothes are made of? Your beloved material.”
“Your beloved material?” She scoffed.
“What do you call it now then?”
“Boyfriend material.”
“Then just pretend I said that.”

Somehow, Clint and Natasha finally stopped Thor from eating and the blonde god decided to visit Jane Foster. The two spies peeked from the kitchen and saw the two flirting with each other. A few laughs and chuckles were heard so has some purrs and surprised gasping.

The redhead turned to her partner. “I’m willing to bet that Loki would make the first move.”
Her partner shook his head. “Do you see how that girl is dominating him? I think you’re going to loose.”
“Twenty bucks plus being an assistant for a week.”
“Deal. We both know I’ll win. Right Nat?”
“We’ll see about that.”

The two looked at the ‘couple’ on the couch once again.

“Doctor said that I was lacking Vitamin U.” [Name] leaned back a bit more and put  her arms behind her so she wouldn’t fall onto the couch.

“Well, you should never wear make up. It’s messing with your perfection.”

“If a thousand painters worked thousands of years, they could not create a work of art as perfect as you.”

Loki’s face was close to hers. It was close enough for his lips to almost brush against hers.

“May I borrow a kiss? I promise I shall give it back.”
“Dude, that’s so old.” The [hair color] snorted.
“I wasn’t joking [Name]. I am being serious.”

She blinked and processed what he just said. Before she can do anything else, Loki was already kissing her.

Behind the kitchen bar, Natasha snickered and took the cash that Clint had handed to her.

[Name] kissed back sweetly before pressing her forehead against his.

“I love you.”
“I love you more.”

Lets all agree. 'I love you’ is the best pick up line someone could give and make their day.

nightsilver christmas headcanon

ok so i finally decided to share my headcanon with the world aka tumblr i apologise for it being super long (orz) didn’t mean to write so much but anyways, here it is i hope you enjoy it

OK IMAGINE peter having a crush on kurt and he’s super shy about it like whenever someone asks him who’s the person he likes he’s all like “pffft liking someone is too much effort and I’m lazy” but when kurt passes by him and says hi and he’s blushing and thinking stuff like “im SO gAY” and then christmas is about to come and he’s like damn i want to give something to kurt but idk what, so he remembers that his mom knows how to knit and uses his super speed to go back home and asks his mom to teach him how to knit and his mom is like “oh my god peter did you got expelled from the school?” And peter is like woah calm down woman I’m here for u to teach me stuff, chill

And his mom is so surprised like ??? What’s happening to my son??? Why is he showing interest in these kind of things??? And then she asks peter about it and he’s just like “yeah u know i think it’ll be a good idea to give something to this blue guy who’s always friendly with me at school plus i get to learn how to do these things and if the mutant stuff doesn’t go well i can just open my own store and sell knitted clothes” and his mom is like “oh well i guess that’s true” but she thinks “who is this person and what did he do to my son wtf he used to be such an introvert and now he’s even talking about making his own business!? I’m so proud I’m gonna thank the professor as soon as i can” and peter learns how to knit and he’s actually pretty good at it and then he makes some warm and comfy gloves for kurt because the winter is super cold at the school 

so he returns at the school just in time because kurt was searching for him and he’s freaking out and trying to hide the gloves because those were supposed to be a surprise for christmas and kurt says “peter! I was searching for you! What are you gonna do on christmas?” And peter is like “idk maybe play some pacman??? I bet you’re gonna go to church that day” and kurt is like “yeah but u know i wanted to ask you if you wanted to come and pray with me at church and then we could spend some time together… if u want, ofc” and peter is like “wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf he’s so cute when he talks about church… wAIT did i really think that ohgod something is wrong with me” and he finally says “oh.. okay… i guess it’s fine i’ll make some room for you since my agenda is almost full this christmas but i’ll see what i can do” and then kurt gets super worried and says “no, it’s fine!! really!! you don’t need to come with me if you don’t want to!! or if you’re already busy on christmas it’s ok i understand” and then peter notices that kurt has this sad look on his face and just sighs and says “it was a joke you silly, ofc im free on christmas and i have all the time in the world just for you" 

and then both of them realised what peter just said and blush a little and kurt is so happy because he really wanted to be with peter on christmas and then peter just gives up and gives the gloves to kurt and says “these were gonna be a surprise, christmas gift for you actually but i kinda fucked up because I’m not good when it comes to hide something or keep secrets so i’ll just give them to you instead, hope you like them” and kurt is sooo confused??? and happy??? and wants to cry a little?? (basically a mess of emotions) because no one ever has give him something and it was hand made like how cool is that and then peter is like WAIT WHY ARE YOU CRYING DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG OH GOD ARE YOU HURT??? WAIT HERE I’LL GO CALL THE PROF and he runs but kurt bamfs to where peter is and teleports them to the library (bc no one was there ok shhh also I like libraries so yeah..) and tells peter that he was so happy because it was such a gentle and cute act from his part and peter is like nah it’s nothing but kurt is really touched and ends up kissing peter’s cheek and they blush and peter is like IM SO GAY and kurt just melts because the kiss was out of impulse but peter catches him before he hits the floor and says “don’t you die on me, we still have a date at the church!”

And ofc kurt melted even more and peter is like “shit he’s so cute his cuteness is gonna give me a heart attack” and they end up praying together at the church on chirstmas and since peter didn’t know how to pray kurt helped him and they prayed together and when they finished praying they were talking a walk and peter ended up holding kurt’s hand and kurt almost melted again and said “i didn’t thank you for the gloves so i’m gonna do that now. thank you so much peter, the gloves are perfect and i love them!” And peter is like “holy shit he liked them holy shit SHIT” and then there was an awkward silence between them for a couple of mins but then peter kissed kurt out of nowhere and said “i’m taking this as your chirstmas gift for me okay? you don’t have to give me anything else” and they both blush again and kurt just smiles and doesn’t let go from peter’s hand and they keep walking until they finally come back to the school and then both of them say good night to each other and return to their room and blush and when they’re inside and start to freak out because that was their first kiss and both of them thought “WHAT IF I SUCKED AT KISSING OH GOD HELP ME”

and now they realise that they have a thing for each other, congrats they are gay the end.

BONUS, thanks to @96aiko who complemented my headcanon with cute stuff

  • learning how to knit didn’t take Peter long at all but that was because of his super speed that he’s actually pretty clumsy and needed to knit at least 5 pairs of gloves until he was fully satisfied that they were good enough to give them to kurt
  • after kurt and peter become a thing, peter gains confidence and flirts with kurt every chance he gets because he loves to see kurt flustered but when it comes to kissing peter is really shy himself and doesn’t like to do it around other people. kurt loves to give him a lot of tiny kisses though, to get back at him for the (super cute) flirting
Favorite texts from aphtextsfromnordics

“did it hurt when you broke through the earth’s crust ascending from hell”

- Norway

“yer like an evil little Icelandic troll. That lives deep in the misty mountains. All alone. That comes out only to scare others and wreak havoc.”

- Sweden

“I have a fanfiction account its mr-fluffy bunny”

- Sweden

“how do you confess your love to someone without getting a restraining order”

- Sweden

“I LOVE YOU DAMMIT”

- Sweden

“Yer the icelandic troll”

- Sweden

“your alien fairy godmother”

- Norway

“my alien fairy godmother told me”

- Sweden

“HELP HELEPELE BELP NORWAY”

- Finland

“Sweden, you have five minutes to go home and comfort a traumatized finn that is rambling about a divorced, xenophobic ghost in finnish”

- Norway

“geez what am I supposed to do about your unsatisfied tiny dick”

- Norway

“It’s THORSday, I’m LOKI to be alive :DDDDDD”

- Finland

“ARE YOU A BRONY TOO”

- Norway

“it was love at first chair”

- Sweden

“do not question my ikeasexuality”

- Sweden

“Get in loser, we’re going to Ikea”

- Sweden

“we were flirting. i compared you to vacuum cleaners. i thought this was a sign of our relationship blossoming”

- Sweden

“so you wann a get hoRNy w me sweden? SWEERDEN ANSWER”

- drunk!Finland

“wow that is some kickass teletubby fighting skills”

- Norway

“open up to me like you opened your legs to the person who got you pregnant”

- Norway

“IM THE ONE GIVING BIRTH DIPSHIT”

- Norway

“surprise bitch. Bet u thought you’d seen the last of me”

- Sealand

“hello norway. such nor. much way.”

- Sealand

“such eyebrows. much ugly. very mean”

- Sealand

“SVE I FOUND THIS PENIS CHART ACROSS EUROPE LETS CHECK IT OUT”

Dickmark Denmark

“if I throw a stick will u leave”

- Iceland

“ICE IDE LAND IXELNAX ICE LAND HALP IXE HELP ME”

- Finland

“I DON’T NEED A FUCKING MAGIC BOOK I AM NORWAY BITCH I RULE”

- Norway

“so far I’m carrying a purse and pony dolls around the store getting weird looks from ppl. pLEASE tell me you need something reasonable”

- Denmark

“denmark is bragging about his boobs. Finland is freaking out and I can’t find iceland.”

- Sweden

“LOL DOUBLE DS BABY”

- Dickmark Denmark

“GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE. WAKE THE FUCK UP”

- Dickmark Denmark

“ps ur ugly”

- Finland

“get your party hat woot woot”

- Sweden

“LOOK AT THIS ROOM TREASURES UNTOLD. HOW MUCH SHIT CAN ONE BATHROOM HOLD”

- Dickmark Denmark

“what is love baby don’t hurt me”

- Sweden

“When you see an angry Norwegian with magical powers running towards your windshield, you’ll panic a little”

- Iceland

“ICE ICE BABY NOOO”

- Hong Kong

“weaboos unite”

- Sweden

“fee fi fo fum. Here comes the swedish scum”

- Dickmark Denmark

“paint me like one of your french toast girls”

- Denmark

“THIS PENIS IS ON FIYAHHHHHH”

- Dickmark Denmark

“i told you no dating until you’re 50”

- Sweden

“what does it mean for one’s ovaries to explode”

- Sweden

“you people need to calm the fuck down”

- Japan

“dont put your peeing problems on me”

- Norway

“DID YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR BOOBLESS IMPOSTER GIRLFRIEND”

- Norway

“omg poor grape!! D:”

- Finland

“I was going to think of a gay pun butt fuck it”

- Dickmark Denmark

“NORWAY TOLD ME YOU SHOVED YOUR HEAD IN THE TURKEYS ASS”

- Iceland

“kajsvsjahkj macerna”

- Sweden

“yah evil turkey bastard”

- Sweden

“YOU FUCKING DEMENTED MUSHROOM YOU SCARED ME”

- Norway

“BABAYY UNICORRN”

- Dickmark Denmark

“germbooger”

- Sweden

“Way to hit your low point”

- Iceland

“I HAVE STRINGY SHIT IN MY BEAUTIFUL MANE JUST TELL ME”

- Denmark

“I’m using your wand to unclog the toilet again”

- Dickmark Denmark

“Your skills are too suave for us suppress them”

- Norway

“what the hell I thought you were gay. you don’t belong in this group”

- Sweden

“fee fo fum bitch”

- Sweden

“prove your gay lord powers in battle then”

- Iceland

“If you’re asking about what shampoo I use for my eyebrows again, I’m not answering.”

- England

“LIKE IF YOU SAID OH IT’S A BLENDER. I’D TAP THAT. I’D TAP THAT TO THE HIGHEST SETTING I’D STILL BE COOL”

- Finland

“LEAVE ME AND CHAIR CHAN ALONE”

- Sweden

“YAH JUST FUCKING POUR HOT WATER ON THE FUCKING POWDER AND DRINK IT WITH YOUR FUGLY MOUTH”

- Denmark

“NUH UH YOU CAN’T DENY THE FULL HOMO WITH SWISSAUS”

- Iceland

“QUICK WHO DO YOU WANT UP YOUR ASS PRUSSIA OR SWITZERLAND ITS AN EMERGENCY”

- Iceland

“get in the ikea drawer if you want to live”

- Sweden

“I DRINK TWO FISH SHITS PER DAY SO I WONT GET FUNNY IN THE HEAD”

- Iceland

“weener what”

- Norway

“tally ho”

- Norway

“Dude if we let you join, Russia will come after us. He’d be like standing in our backyard at 2am with his pipe saying ‘where’s mah bitch’ ya followin me”

- Dickmark Denmark

“NO NO NO I WAS BORN TO BE A SPARKLY DANE”

- Dickmark Denmark

“SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DENMARK”

- Dickmark Denmark

“NORGE TINKER BELL IS ATTACKING ME”

- Dickmark Denmark

“NO FINLAND DONT DRINK FROM THEIR GOBLET”

- Norway

“THESE THREE FATASS TROLLS YELLING IN NORWEGIAN”

- Iceland

“they do but I told them to fe fi fo fuck off”

- Sweden

“I DONT NEED YOUR TACKY ANIME REFERENCES RIGHT NOW”

- Finland

“your distressed sassiness is showing again”

- Iceland

“looks like santa had a little too much to drink ehehehehe”

- Norway

“and y'all call me the grinch of christmas”

- Iceland

“AHEM. I don’t sing. My vocal chords just make sounds that make it seem as if I were singing.”

- Sweden

“You have a pretty voice, Sve :3”

- Finland

“one point for papa woot woot”

- Sweden

“IM SO GAY NORGE HELP ME”

- Norgay Dickmark Denbutt Denmark

“Spain’s got the booty pass it on”

- Iceland

“hot damn”

- Sweden

“OY YOU NORDICS FOCUS ON YOUR OWN CHAPPED ASSES SPAIN’S AINT AN INVITATION”

- Romano

“why is Denmark screaming and running into the bathroom with an extra pair of pants”

- Norway

“IT DOESN’T MATTER I FOUND HIM THE LITTLE SHIT IS ON THE ROOF”

- Norway

“A massager? oH NAW”

- Dickmark Denmark

“IM A GOOD NOODLE”

- Dickmark Denmark

“can you feel the ikea tonight”

- Sweden

anonymous asked:

Shiro missed out on Star Wars TFA. The paladins decide to surprise him by streaming the thing on the Castle's massive holo screen in the bridge. When Kylo Ren and Han Solo were on the bridge, he raged so hard at that scene he switched languages and left the room until he stopped ranting. Half an hour later, he came back with a meek apology and continued the film. The Paladins had never heard such a... creative string of japanese curses before.

OMg STAR WaRS I LOV E U ANON

*cough* anywhoooo

poor Space Dad (honestly same tho). i bet you he was still in denial after he watched the movie and randomly, during missions n training shit, he would start randomly ranting about the scene.

ranieldand  asked:

Your analysis of the legal ramifications of Bucky's actions and how his circumstances alone prove his innocence was just so. Good. Just what this sadly confused fandom needs. Do you think you could write out an extensive argument for his legal & moral innocence, defense-attorney style? I'm sure you have tons of thoughts on the subject that you haven't posted yet, and I would love your insights.

I mean, I can do, but pls bear in mind that I only have a basic understanding of the UK legal system and have no understanding really of the US defences that could be used. Also, this post is going to be long, so buckle up. 

Okay so I guess the first thing we could talk about for reasons that Bucky would legally not be guilty for the acts of The Winter Soldier, is that everything he did was done under duress. Duress can only be used as a defence if the defendant was forced by someone else to break the law under an immediate threat of serious harm befalling himself or someone else, ie he would not have committed the offence but for the threat. The threat also needs to be of immediate death or serious personal violence so great as to overbear the ordinary powers of human resistance. 

Now, we know from CATWS, that when Bucky refused to answer Pierce’s questions, he got beat on and then was strapped into a chair with a metal harness on his head whilst his memory was wiped. Threats of this level of violence as a result of disobeying, would be acceptable terms for a Duress defence. Also, add in the fact that he was continuously put into and taken out of cryogenic freeze, and was apparently conscious every time they froze him, could also be used in the duress defence. 

A second defence for Bucky legally not being guilty for the acts of The Winter Soldier could be either Non-Insane Automatism or Insane Automatism, depending on whether you wanted to plead not guilty on the grounds of insanity. But I don’t think Bucky was insane so I’ll go for Non-Insane Automatism. What this basically means is that the defendant is unable to control his muscles because they acted without the control of his mind. In these circumstances he will not be held blameworthy. This means an act which is done by the muscles without any control by the mind such as a spasm, a reflex action or a convulsion; or an act done by a person who is not conscious of what he is doing. For Bucky, we’d have to argue the “an act done by a person who is not conscious of what he is doing” part of this. Bucky isn’t aware that what he is doing is wrong, isn’t consciously aware that what he is doing is a crime. This one could be a stretch as it’s generally reserved for people who are literally unconscious at the time, but the amount of manipulation both physically and emotionally of Bucky’s mind, could come into play here. 

You could probably also use the defence of Diminished Responsibility. For this there is a  four-stage test:
-whether the defendant was suffering from an abnormality of mental functoning;
-if so, whether it had arisen from a recognised medical condition;
-if so, whether it had substantially impaired his ability either to understand the nature of his conduct or to form a rational judgment or to exercise self-control (or any combination).
-Where there is unchallenged medical evidence of diminished responsibility and no other evidence which, looked at in the round, was at least capable of rebutting the defence, the trial judge should withdraw a charge of murder. 
Bucky would clearly match all these criteria, however this would in an ordinary circumstance, only get the charges knocked down from a charge of Murder under (s) 18 of the Offences Against the Person Act, to Involuntary Manslaughter under (s) 20 of the Offences Against the Person Act. Although, there’s a high chance that if that went to trial with jury, with the extenuating circumstances (i.e Bucky didn’t remember his name so clearly wasn’t capable of making any sort of choice for himself), he would be found Not Guilty by the jury. There’s a slim chance a judge may acquit him before the jury get to make their decision, based on a lack of evidence for his willing participation in the acts. 

Then there’s the defence that I mentioned in the previous post about actus reus and mens rea having to coincide for someone to actually be guilty of a crime, except in cases of Strict Liability but this isn’t one of those so that point isn’t important. The actus reus has to be voluntary, the defendant has to have been in control of themselves when they did it, which Bucky was not. The mens rea means that he had to have “had a guilty mind” when committing the act. Which means he had to have wanted to cause people harm, had to have known he was doing wrong. Which he didn’t. And so based on that, Bucky wouldn’t really be able to be found guilty for these acts. 

Morally, I think the only person that can be excused for thinking of Bucky as guilty for these events, is Bucky himself. Consider the fact that the last thing he knew, consciously, was war. He was a soldier, he had to kill people for the greater good. At least that’s what his country told him. And then, he get’s taken by Hydra and stripped of all ability to resist, but they are still calling him soldier, and they are still telling him to kill and they are still telling him it’s for the greater good. The difference is, this time, he doesn’t know he’s allowed to say no. He does know that resistance only leads to him being literally tortured, beat on, experimented on, memory wiped. And on top of this, they messed with his brain so much, that after 2 years free from Hydra, he can remember everything he did as TWS but is still struggling to remember details from before that. So during his time as TWS, even when he’d start to regain some sort of agency, it would make sense that the memories he’d regain first would just be of kills, not of things from his past that could remind him of who he was before, that could give him some indication that choices are a thing. I think that’s what it comes down to morally. He didn’t know that choices existed, much less that he could make one. He didn’t know anything outside the mission they told him. And if you don’t know a choice is there to be made, how can you be expected to make a choice? If you don’t know that you can say no, how can you be expected to say it? If you don’t know that anything exists outside of the circumstances you are in, how can you be expected to change your circumstances?

I hope this is kinda what you were looking for in my answer, I have to say, I didn’t think this is what I’d be using my studies in Law for, but I can’t say I’m surprised it’s all wound up back at Bucky Barnes. 

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Gail:
Sexy apron.

Lunchbox:
I make it work.

Gail:
U get it at science camp when u were a little nerd?

Lunchbox:
Sure. That’s less embarrassing.

Gail:
I knew it!

Lunchbox:
Yeah they have science camp for big nerds too.

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Gail:
Is that where u normally keep the salad?

Lunchbox:
Shit. Stop distracting me.

Gail:
It’s okay. I like my salad dirty.

Lunchbox:
You are incorrigible.

Gail:
U make it too easy.

Lunchbox:
When I typed that, it wanted to auto correct it to “incurable”

Gail:
So ointment won’t help then?

Lunchbox:
Afraid not.

Gail:
How long have I got to live?

Lunchbox:
Not long now.

Gail:
Will I make it to dinner at least? Because that smells yum.

Lunchbox:
I am surprised you still want to eat after all the s’more’s. You know they were supposed to be for dessert, right?

Gail:
U should know by now I do everything backwards.

Lunchbox:
I bet you came out of Elaine backwards.

Gail:
My mother claims I was adopted.

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Gail:
So cousin Mike seems to think he knows something we don’t.

Lunchbox:
Yeah, what’s that?

Gail:
That we are having a secret affair.

Lunchbox:
Of course he does. That’s because he thinks I’m screwing every woman I come in contact with.

Gail:
Well he says if we want to convince him that we are not, u have to stop making googly eyes at me.

Lunchbox:
Wtf? I am not! It’s not my fault your hair is on fire!

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Gail:
I hate u. I hate all of u.

Lunchbox:
No, you “like” me.

Gail:
No!

Lunchbox:
Sarah said you looked liked her crazy uncle Merle when he rain dances. She told me not to tell you that btw.

Gail:
I’ll know never to tell u any of my secrets.

Lunchbox:
I have seen Merle and I have to agree.

Gail:
I am glad I could come on this trip to be your entertainment.

Lunchbox:
Will you sing campfire songs later?

Gail:
No!

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Gail:
So how many “calculations” have u had to make in order to get the bacon crispy enough?

Lunchbox:
Get stuffed!

Gail:
Not likely. I’ll be dead by the time we eat.

Lunchbox:
Thanks for helping by the way.

Gail:
My pleasure, nerd.

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Gail:
This “extra” by the way is a bit of a dick. Why am I sitting near him exactly?

Lunchbox:
His name is Richard and it’s warm over there. There is some extra fleece in my tent if you want it.

Gail:
Do u want to come and kill him for me?

Lunchbox:
Why am I doing that?

Gail:
He just said we are too beautiful to be lesbians. I told him we are not.

Lunchbox:
Hey, speak for yourself!

Gail:
I told him we are not together, dear.

Lunchbox:
Oh lol. Anyway, can’t you do it? I am a little busy here slaving away making my woman burgers.

Lunchbox:
I’ll hide the evidence later. How’s that?

Gail:
Fine. I’m hungry.

Lunchbox:
I know. Very soon. I would tell you to nibble on your arm but you are all bones.

Gail:
U like bones.

Lunchbox:
True dat.

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Gail:
Tell Sarah that her husband is a dick.

Lunchbox:
She knows.

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Gail:
You know how we are supposedly having a torrid affair?

Lunchbox:
Yes and it’s torrid now?

Gail:
I am only assuming it would be.

Lunchbox:
No reason why it couldn’t.

Gail:
Right? I have now since told Dick it’s true, we are indeed having an affair but he doesn’t believe me.

Lunchbox:
Why would you do that?

Gail:
Because he is coming on a little too strong for my liking.

Lunchbox:
Fair enough.

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Gail:
Save me! I need saving now!

Lunchbox:
Busy.

Gail:
This is all your fault anyway. U brought me here.

Gail:
U have to come over here and pretend to be my girlfriend.

Lunchbox:
You’re drunk.

Gail:
I am not drunk! I have had one beer.

Gail:
Pleeeeeese? Hold my hand. Touch my hair. Hold me close. Or whatever it is lesbians do. Lol.

Lunchbox:
You’re serious?

Gail:
What if he knocks on my tent tonight? Do u want me to have another panic attack, nerd?

Lunchbox:
Pulling out the big guns I see.

Gail:
If you don’t come over here and hold my hand I am going to come over there and throw u down so hard and kiss that smirk right off your face.

Lunchbox:
Jesus! Chill! I am coming.

Gail:
That’s what she said.

Lunchbox:
You suck!

Gail:
If you’re lucky.

Lunchbox:
Stop it!

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