were so high

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A doodled comic about my many inconsequential quirk related questions 

so i wanna talk about dead or alive, the fighting game series

and i am absolutely gonna throw myself under the bus with this post and reveal my power level as the ultimate horny boy

i do this because i find the information i possess to be absolutely hilarious and 100% worth sharing

so

dead or alive 5, the fighting game, got a pc release, right 

dead or alive, in case you didn’t know, is a series known primarily for its cast of extremely conventionally attractive female characters, and said character’s ridiculously hypermobile titties 

so what happens when a game full of sexy ladies gets a pc release

titty mods happen

now, the creators of DOA5 know this, and basically said to PC gamers “if you nude mod this, we won’t give you Dead or Alive Xtreme 3″ 

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 being a spinoff of the DOA series which foregoes all of the “fighting game” nonsense and focuses exclusively on bouncing titties and extremely small swimsuits

basically, the developers gave PC gamers a choice: eat dinner now and wait for desert later, or have your desert now and never eat again 

PC gamers chose the latter option and nude modded DOA5. they nude modded the shit out of DOA5. they made nude mods for DOA5 that were so high quality you would think you were looking at real photos of human beings if it weren’t for the impossible anime faces on them

and when DOAX3 released, PC gamers asked “where’s our one?” and the devs responded “you don’t get to have any. we warned you and you didn’t listen, and now you don’t get DOAX3.” 

too bad how sad, right? 

wrong

in response to this, PC modders bought PS4 copies of DOAX3 and just… ripped everything out of it. hacked the game, took out all of the models, animations, and costumes, and modded them back in to DOA5

so basically, PC modders meticulously recreated DOAX3 in DOA5. everything that mattered. 

and the funniest part of all of this?

DOA5 is free to play on PC

so when the developers of DOA denied DOAX3 to PC players, PC players responded by creating a completely free version of DOAX3 for themselves, with titties and everything. the DOA devs played themselves. 

i just think that this whole sequence of events is fucking hilarious. the sheer gall. the determination. the way things unfolded. it’s all so goddamn funny. the ingenuity, the community collaboration, the acts of defiance, all in the name of rendering a naked anime boob in 4K. it’s so goddamn funny.  

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if you expected a serious fanart from me, im sorry

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based on this post … because I thoroughly enjoy @badhpideas

Canadians

Luke: You can’t talk shit about Canadians

Delirious: No you can’t- you can’t, that why I can never talk shit to Vanoss. Cause that Mothafucker’s Canadian.

Luke: yea, it’ll hurt his little feelings

Delirious: Yeah- yeah every time he looks at me, he’s sends me like uh- like uh gif of a sad penguin.

*Luke snickering*

Delirious: Every time… Fukin time.

Me: (ʘ‿ʘ)

(Video X at 1:03 - 1:21 )

reblog and write in the tags how you got into mass effect ๐ŸŒŒ

i did this in my old fandom and i read some amazing stories - i’d love to read about your stories as well !!

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moodboards: trina for @peggycarterness

i’m plain. i don’t astound. i hold to the ground as the ground keeps shifting, keeping my balance square.

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Movies Meme: [3/5] Relationships → Troy Bolton & Gabriella Montez (High School Musical Triology)
↳ “ Like the first time together, remember… Like kindergarten.”

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for @joyfire-week (belatedly, oops), a mash up of “no capes AU” and “royalty” prompts. 

I wanted to try something different than the European royalty-style that I’m used to, especially since Kori isn’t from any Earth nation. So we have Mughal princess Kori (thank you for suggesting the reference, @ileliberte :D), Ming dynasty Jason (calling on the idea that Lady Shiva is his mom if you want to), and Renaissance Roy, with the boys as… merchants? mercenaries? pirates? …outlaws? Up to you. :)

I initially had Jason in British-ish get up as well (which doesn’t preclude him being of chinese descent) but i decided i wanted them all to be from places distant to each other. Here’s jay’s renfest get-up for the curious:

anonymous asked:

i CLOSE MY EYES and TELL MYSELF that my drEAMS WILL COME TRUUUUE

THeRE’LL BE NO MORE DaRKNESS WHEN you BELIEVE IN

YOUUUURSELF YOU ARE unSTOPPABLE 

whereyourdestinyLIIIIIIIEs dancingonthebladesyousetmyheart on FIREEEEE

I hope that one day when Iโ€™m lying on my death bed, Iโ€™ll look back at the times I spent with you as a teenager and Iโ€™ll smile because you made me who I am. You are a part of who I am. The drunk nights in the woods and the reckless days exploring. I will look back and be happy that even when I wanted to die, there were moments I was so high off adrenaline and happiness that nothing else mattered. You have given me so many stories to tell and I will never get tired of writing new ones with you. So when the time comes, when itโ€™s time for me to take my final breath, I will be thankful that I grew up with you.
—  Yes sel, this is for you <3
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The Courts & High Lords of Prythian ~ The Spring Court // Tamlin

“And so the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud became more painful than the risk it took to blossom” 

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Twice bonding with other girl groups at ISAC~ ♡♔

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iris + ladies (5/?)