the stages of accepting that you look like a food brought to you by your pals: instant noodle, lobster, and pineapple
Your story sounds really cool. It also sort of reminds me of "the devil is a part timer" which is an anime about literal Satan working at McDonald's the character hero thinks he's secretly plotting something evil but he's just really passionate about his job. It's pretty funny. I don't know it's not a ton like that but it still reminded me of it.