Who told y'all that just bc ur Latinx u can’t b antiblack? Lol….stop saying the n word. Stop saying “black men and Latinas were meant to have babies 😍” Stop posting random pictures of light skin babies with green eyes that look “mixed”. stop erasing the identities of Afro-Latinxs and excluding them. Stop piggybacking onto Black Lives Matter. Stop perpetuating anti blackness in our communities. Stop fetishizing black men’s bodies. STOP.
Over the past few days my sister and I have been doing very important research; we looked up the ages of all of the Star Trek characters. Quite possibly one of the most nerdy things I have spent my time doing, but, the results are quite interesting in some cases. So here you go tumblr.
*note: all of these ages were calculated using either birth years found on memory alpha or memory beta, so they may not be 100% correct, but I tried to be as accurate as possible.*
DS9: Sisko-37 Kira-26 Jadzia-28 Ezri-21 Dax (symbiont)- 351(born in 2018!!! Guys that is pretty soon) Bashir-28 O’Brien-41 Odo- 32 (based on date he was first found) Quark- unknown (no recorded DOB) Jake-14 Worf-32
Voyager: Janeway-36 Chakotay-42 Tuvok-107 Tom-25 B’Elanna-25 Harry-22 The Doctor-0 (Activation date) Kes-1 Neelix-34 7 of 9-21 (however she spent time in a Borg maturation chamber)
Enterprise: Archer-39 T’Pol-63 Trip-30 Phlox-Unknown Reed-29 Hoshi-22 Travis-25 Porthos-Unknown, but at least 2 years old
Go forth with the newfound knowledge you have gained!
-I handed a sticker to a ten month-old who promptly began vibrating uncontrollably while squeaking in delight. I fear I may have been the final catalyst in a process I know not the end of, but I will never know, as the baby was still in the vibration phase as they left the store.
-For the duration of a family’s transaction, I stuck my tongue out to their daughter, who would giggle loudly. This confused her parents, as I pointedly went stone-faced anytime they were facing me. They thought their baby was simply having a grand old time playing with her jacket, yet here I am, having secretly made her day. This is a new brand of vigilante justice and I feel it should be spread.
-An older woman grew upset with me after being told that a shirt being on clearance did not mean that a similarly-colored pair of sweatpants would also be. While I may not see the logic here, I can back her up in the sentiment that everything should cost less at all times.
-I was informed by a man that he had just gotten out of the hospital after a double hernia surgery. There was absolutely no context to this, or any prompting of any sort, and I believe that makes his honesty all the more admirable.
-While making eye contact with me and pointing with one hand, a baby picked her nose and ate what she found in there, repeating the process until she had finished off a fine three course meal. I have a great deal of respect for anyone who begins eating organically this early in life.
-A woman purchased two STD pillows. I do not know what the function of an STD pillow is, but she has my sympathies for needing to purchase two.
-Upon hearing that there was a limit to how many times one guest can use a sale offer, an old man told me that he should steal a boy who was passing by and make him purchase his items. He never specified any plans for releasing the boy back into the wild, so I am left with the conclusion that this Alan Alda lookalike is prepared to commit to the kidnapping and upkeep of a ten year-old for the sake of an extra $5 gift card. This man is by no means a quitter and I am in awe of that.
-I was handed a slightly damp yet cold wad of crumpled bills that smelled of someone trying to cover their smoking habit up with dollar store perfume. Despite having never been there, this handful of ones brings to mind strong memories of Florida for reasons I cannot explain.
-I rang up a man in his sixties whose legal name was Rocky and whose arms were covered in tattoos of scorpions. I can only assume that his parents gave him both the name and the tattoos in a short window of time, as they seemed to go too perfectly hand-in-hand to be unrelated.
-A four year-old walked through my lane in a Five Night’s At Freddy’s shirt. Either she has been bought merchandise for a franchise she knows nothing of, or her parents need to monitor her internet activity much more heavily.
-While cleaning up the card wall, I found that someone had shoplifted a toy and taken it out of the packaging in the aisle, but hung the cardboard backing back up in the proper place. The few seconds they took to put it back where it belonged display a great deal more politeness than many guests show, and I am grateful they took the few seconds to do so in the middle of their crime spree.
Who presents a birthday cake to a one year old on the floor?
If for some reason they decided to present the cake on the floor, wouldn’t it make more since for Louis to be sitting rather than crouching down like that?
Why is the “Happy 1st Birthday Freddie” facing the camera instead of the baby?
Br*ana playing with her hair as the baby reaches towards the flame and doesn’t flinch at all or show any sort of concern (however, Louis does grab the baby’s hands to ensure he doesn’t burn himself).
There is no audio (which is a staple of the J*ungwirth-Clark’s videos) and the video is literally 3 seconds long.
Who decorates a baby’s first cake with a picture of the baby on it? Usually children’s birthday cakes have characters or other interests on it - not a picture of themselves.
The baby isn’t the focus of the video. They clearly are trying to showcase the fact that Louis and Br*ana are both there for the birthday. You can’t even see the kid’s face which, if I was a parent, I would rather have videos of my child not me but?
Feel free to add more I’m sure there are a lot more things tbh.
[ HAND IN HAND ] aka the au where magic and science/aliens exist side by side and tsuna doesn’t want to be here anymore
i’m dyin captain, my wrist can’t take no more
some quick coolbean drawings of the main cast bc i wanted to draw sparkly edritch horrors. i just realized reborn’s hat is all wonky in one of them but i already screwed up the file so i can’t edit it no more lmao sob
does anyone else think verde’s hair looks a lot like tsuna’s sometimes?? he’s like some tsuna-harry potter sinchild
Dr. Strange is here and he's insanely evil!
Nygma's falling apart!
Butch is King of Gotham!
Tabitha's doing something!
Mr. Freeze is here and he's tragic!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST TWISTED HALF-SEASON YET!?!
But, like... Is Bruce getting to bed on time? Eating his vegetables? What about Selina? Is she okay? She's got a place to sleep tonight, right? A warm blanket? Enough food? Are her and Bruce talking? Are they friends again? Are they happy right now?
... but the darkness? the violence? the drama?