went clubbin

     ❛ alright, let me tell you lot a story shall i ? like, last night was the first night in a bit that i hadn’t had me boy so that means i went out clubbin’ for a bit of course. all was fine n’ dandy until this really good lookin’ girl was dancin’ on me. now trust me, i’m usually not one to bitch, hell, not when it comes to gorgeous gals but i was just about to proper ask her to come back to me flat, when she slips her hand into me back pocket, to the wallet for me credit card. talk about a major boner killer, that’s for fuckin’ sure !