wendy's dad

lizzycorbin  asked:

If Wendy found out her mom was pregnant again and is now getting another sibling.

Wendy’s dad: Wendy dear, we have wonderful news

Wendy’s mom: I’m Pregnant!

Wendy: Pregnant? You’re pregnant?!

Wendy’s mom: Yes, dear isn’t that amazing!?

Wendy: No, no that’s not amazing. What if the baby hates me? Where is the baby going to sleep? What if I’m a horrible older sister?! 

Wendy’s dad: Sweetheart listen,  I know it’s hard, Wendy. You’re going to  have a little brother or sister now, and that’s a big change. But sometimes little siblings, they aren’t everything you’d hoped they’d be.That’s why big brothers and sisters have got to have faith. And one day, you’ll see… he’ll change. After all, you’ve got responsibility now. I know I can trust that you’ll stick by the baby’s side and be a swell big sister.

Wendy: (Looks down) Responsibility

Headcanon that Wendy starts calling Stan “Grunkle Stan” at around the same time Soos starts calling him Dad 


More Hogwarts AU stuff. Introducing classmates! Lucille is the bird-girl from OTGW (I just gave her a name) and Pat and Oliver are OCs of mine. Info on Dipper, Mabel, Wirt and Greg’s parents, hopefully the writing isn’t too small (more info on Pacifica will appear during the AU, as well as Wendy; Wirt’s dad does not make any appearance in the AU. He’s just there to be the reason to a problem XP

Also, Wirt’s Beast. Now ya know 8DD

Let’s make a deal

I’ve been thinking about this one-shot for a while now, so I thought I’d give it some attention. Just a fluffy nalu story. :P

Summary: Natsu’s had his eyes on Lucy for a while now, but she won’t give him a chance despite his multiple attempts at asking her out. Maybe a little friendly wager between them could change things for him? Who knows? NALU, Modern AU. I don’t own Fairy Tail, Hiro Mashima does.

Pairing: Natsu/Lucy

Genre: Friendship/Romance

Word Count: 5,321

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“Thank you very much!” A small blonde girl smiled as she waved to the older couple at the doorway. “We’ll see you again when the cookies come in!”

“You have a wonderful day,” an older blonde teen said as she grabbed her little sister’s hand. “Come on, Michelle. We still have a few more houses to go to.”


The two girls walked to the next house, ready to try to sell more cookies. They spent the morning traveling neighborhood to neighborhood to get as many cookies sold as possible.

“Hello!” Michelle said once the door opened to the next house. “Me and my sister Lucy are selling Girl Scout cookies! Would you like to place an order?”

She glanced up at her older sister, seeing the teen sending her a wink. She had mastered her presentation, much to Lucy’s satisfaction. This was the last day to sell cookies before she had to turn in her sheet to the Girl Scout’s leader to get counted, so she wanted to spend the whole day working on her sells.

When they finished with that neighborhood, the two girls climbed into Lucy’s car to drive to the next. She parked, then turned off the vehicle for them to begin the next round of houses. They were barely out of the car when Lucy heard a voice she hadn’t expected to hear, at least not today.

“Yo! What’s up Lucy!”

“No…” She shook her head, unaware that her little sister was now staring at her with a weird look. “No no no… Is it really him?”

Lucy glanced up, her suspicions confirmed when her eyes landed on the pink haired guy who seemed to find her at the most bizarre times. Seriously, at this point she felt like he was her Juvia and she was his Gray.

Natsu Dragneel was a pink haired boy who happened to attend the same high school as her. They only met about five months ago. They shared some mutual friends and hung out a few times at group gatherings, but that was about it. Well, aside from the fact that he asked her out at least six times since they met… but who’s counting?

As she watched the pink haired boy and a small girl -that for some reason looked familiar to Lucy- walk up to them, Lucy thought about all the reasons she wanted to say yes to going out on a date with him. He was funny, nice, and super cute. Okay… More like drop dead gorgeous, but she would never admit that out loud.

When he flashed her a grin her heart thrummed faster in her chest, then she thought about the single reason she hadn’t said yes to him. It was simple. She didn’t want to date at this age. There wasn’t a rule against her dating, but she didn’t want to get tied down to one boy before really experiencing life.

It wasn’t Natsu’s fault that she had this reason against dating. It had to do more with the horror stories she heard about girls dating too young. She didn’t want to become a victim to her stupid heart, so she pushed aside her silly feelings for the boy in favor of sparing her the heartbreak that may or may not come.


Said girl already felt her stomach doing flips when he stopped in front of her. “Hi Natsu…”

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While reading my American Lit textbook and listening to the episode of Sofia the First playing in the background for my son, I got a story idea…

Modern AU. Cobra is the curmudgeon neighbor of Lucy and her legal ward, Wendy. He becomes the Parental Replacement trope, acting as Dad for Wendy in a father-daughter event of some sort.

Tell me, do you want that in my Drabble series?

  • Wendy: Thanks dad...
  • (Entire group goes silent)
  • Wendy: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Wickerbottom: You just called Wilson your father. You said “thanks dad.”
  • Wendy: What? No I didn’t, I said thanks man.
  • Wilson: Do you see me as a father figure, Wendy?
  • Wendy: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me!

you know once my dad got wendy’s just for himself. and my mom found out. and the next day my dad came home and there was cake waiting on the counter. and my dad got SO EXCITED FOR CAKE. and my  mom came in and she knocked that cake on the floor and before he got a SLICE and let my dog eat it all. and i think my favorite thing about that story about my mom is … cell phones weren’t really a THING then. not for people at our income level. so my dad literally had no way of getting ahold of her to ask if she wanted wendy’s. but she was feeling petty and dramatic and she got her revenge. 

Wendy: “And uh… after me and Ludwig got into a spat, I got real mad. I don’t remember much about what I tried to blast him with, but when I missed, he started teasing me about how I couldn’t do anything right and… I shoved him. But I guess the magic opened a hole or something. Next thing I know he’s floating away and I couldn’t hang onto him and… THIS guy came out instead. So… yeah. That’s it I guess…”

Roy: “Does King Dad know?”

Wendy: “…”

Wendy: “…Are you gonna tell him?”

Roy: “SHELL NO! If you get in trouble, then I get in trouble. This is getting kept between… I guess the six of us now, considering we all heard you freaking out and came running.”

Iggy: “Technically you texted me. I didn’t hear anything since I was busy-”

Roy: “Yeah alright, we get it, lover boy, you couldn’t hear anything on account of gettin’ some. Anyone ELSE got any ideas of what to do?”

Ludwig: “Please don’t touch me.”

Being Nero's daughter would include:

Author: Johannah

Originally posted by vedderman

✦ Spanish being your first language

✧ You going to see your little brother, Lucius, each and every day - Without fail

✦ Just like your Dad has your brother’s name on his neck, he has your name over his heart

✧ Like your Aunt Carla, you work at the desk in Diosa Norte

✦ Being very wary of Gemma when she starts dating your dad

✧ In fact, you don’t even talk to her for weeks

✦ Getting into a fight with Tara for beating up your Aunt

✧ (You win)

✦ Getting into a fight with Gemma for dragging your dad back into the criminal lifestyle, and having to be pulled apart by Nero and Jax:

✧ “He was doing good again before you showed up, you loca vieja zorra!

✦ Being completely devastated when your Aunt Carla dies, and blaming her suicide on a mixture of Gemma and your dad

✧ You and Gemma eventually bond upon realizing you’re both very similar people at heart


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wholemeasure replied to your post: bonesandbrimstone replied to your post: …

you know that john mulaney bit where he’s like ‘my father pulled into the mcdonald’s drive through, and all he ordered was a black coffee. for himself.’ that’s frank

you know once my dad got wendy’s just for himself. and my mom found out. and the next day my dad came home and there was cake waiting on the counter. and my dad got SO EXCITED FOR CAKE. and my  mom came in and she knocked that cake on the floor and before he got a SLICE and let my dog eat it all. 

and that would be what elektra did if frank went through the drive through and just ordered a black coffee for himself & didn’t get her anything. 

anonymous asked:

Promt: Wendy visits Hank for the first time

This uh, got really long. TW/CW for child abuse and homophobic language.


Albert and Virginia Corduroy both came from a long line of loggers, builders, alcoholics and brawlers. They had nine children together; there would have been more had Mother Corduroy not put her foot down after birthing her youngest left her at death’s door. There was Little Al, Curtis, John, Rene, Ed, Lake, Dan, Bertina, and Arnold.

The only reason Wendy knew all of this was that every year Dad insisted on dragging them to the family reunion.

It used to not be such a big deal. They’d go, they’d not go, it was whatever. But ever since… Ever since Mom’s humvee hit the IED, they went every year, no questions asked.

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Manly Dan/Tyler

They’re totally boyfriends and literally nothing will convince me otherwise.

Imagine Wendy teasing her dad about Tyler hanging out with him all the time.

Imagine the day Dan came out to his kids.

Imagine Wendy telling him she knew the whole time.

Imagine Tyler bonding with Wendy.

Imagine Tyler and Dan’s wedding..

Imagine Wendy being the bridesmaid.

Imagine Tyler cheering Wendy’s brothers on at sporting events, just like he does with Dan.

Imagine Tyler being part of Wendy’s family

story idea from the chatroom by TRUEchrisis-averted:

Guys I have a wonderful fanfiction idea Ok so the story starts with Dipper waking up in his bed in the Shack beside Mabel And it’s like the Transcendence never happened But he remembers it although he seems to have reverted back to a normal human And no one remembers the Transcendence Or Alcor Then weird things start to happen (Well weirder) As the twins go down for breakfast they see Grunckle Stan…and Granpa Stanley!!! Then they met Soos but he doesn’t know them and instead he’s with his dad And Wendy is apparently more openly flirting with Dipper The twins’ parents come to collect them As the summer is over But the stranger things get the less Dipper can remember clearly the Transcendence Then after they go back home, when Dipper is starting to accept this the truth SOMEONE (could be Cassie, Willow, Belle…it depends where the story goes) meets him and tells him  To wake up And basically he’s inside a reality created to trap him

Could be a binding spell, another demon or even Bill himself

Not Bill because he dead but everything else HOLY FUCK YES (Mod S would also like to add that I imagine that Dipper would be Very Not Happy after this. Take as you will)