welp time to start season two

Seventeen At Therapy

*Seungcheol’s Turn*


Therapist: When did this all start, Seungcheol?


Seungcheol: It all started when I became the leader of this god forsaken group. So far we’ve been banned from the zoo, movie theater, and waterpark, and we’ve been arrested


Therapist: Wow, and who caused all of this


Seungcheol: The Devils’ spawns that go by the name of Jun, Hoshi, DK, and Woozi


*Woozi’s Turn*


Therapist: Why are you so angry?


Woozi: WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN’T COMPARE TO A TEN YEAR OLD CHILD YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND


Therapist: Look at what you’re doing, getting angry, and for what?


Woozi: People think I’m just short and cute


Therapist: Prove them wrong


Woozi: What type of advice is that?


Therapist: Listen, I can recite the recipe for Mac and cheese, I’m still getting paid for your time

*Joshua, Jeonghan, and Seungcheol’s Turn*


Seungcheol: *crying to Jeonghan* Am I a bad father?


Jeonghan: No honey you’re not *pats his head*


Joshua: *looks with rage in his eyes*


Therapist: What about you Joshua, apparently you’re the church boy, but I think there’s something more


Joshua: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS *stands up and points at Seungcheol and Jeonghan* THIS SHIT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS I’M BASICALLY HIS SIDE BITCH


Therapist: Oop *sips tea*


Joshua: OOP?! ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS OOP?!


Therapist: I’m gonna need for you to take it
down a notch before I call security


Seungcheol: JOSHUA SIT DOWN I AM NOT GETTING BANNED FROM THERAPY


*Vernon’s Turn*


Therapist: So what seems to be the problem?


Vernon: They hatin


Therapist: And who are they?


Vernon: Everybody. They hating cause my mixtape is fire and that I’m gonna be huge


Therapist: Interesting *writes clearly delusional on notepad*


Vernon: Every time I bring it up, they start saying “Shut up Vernon”, or “No one wants your lame ass mixtape Vernon”. But I’m gonna show them, my mixtape and I are gonna take off!!


Therapist: I see. *scratches out clearly delusional and writes: REALLY FUCKING DELUSIONAL*


*In the group session*


Therapist: What’s on your mind sweetie?


Chan: It’s been constant fighting, I stay in my room most of the day crying, I almost died twice, I’m already an ex con- that’s a long story, and I just want this all to be over *starts bawling*


*Seventeen realizes they fucked up*


Therapist: You guys have been making this poor little boy suffer, I’m surprised he didn’t run away or worse!


Seungcheol: What the hell?! Who are you to be saying that?!


Therapist: Last time I checked, I am the therapist!! *turns to Wonwoo and Mingyu* And you two, what are you?


Mingyu: It’s a long story…


Wonwoo: No it’s not, he’s always trying to care of me, and always following me. It’s annoying.


*Mingyu looks hurt*


Therapist: I see. *writes down one sided relationship on notepad* And you?


Jun: I’m just here for the drama


Minghao: Oh please Jun, you’re part of the petty drama


Jun: What did you say?


Minghao: Did I stutter?


*Everyone looks in shock cause Savagehao is making a comeback*


Seungkwan: Ooh it’s going down


Minghao: THIS WHOLE GROUP IS A MESS, SEUNGCHEOL YOU’RE THE BIGGEST CONTROL FREAK I’VE EVER MET!!


Seungcheol: EXCUS-


Minghao: VERNON GIVE UP ON YOUR MIXTAPE, YOU’RE NOT TUPAC!!


Vernon: In spirit I am! *pouts and crosses arms*


Minghao: JOSHUA STOP ACTING LIKE THE JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND!!


Jeonghan: I agree


Minghao: AND YOU STOP WITH YOUR LOVE TRIANGLE, OR SQUARE, OR WHATEVER FUCKING SHAPE IT IS!!


Woozi: Jesus hyun-


Minghao: AND YOU STOP BEING A BITTER LITTLE MAN!!


Seungkwan: Somebody not getting lines on the next album


Hoshi: He barely gets any to begin with *laughs*


Minghao: DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YOU HOSHI!!


Therapist: THATS IT, YOU GUYS ARE ALL A MESS, AND I’VE LOST ALL MY SANITY IN ONE SESSION CAUSE OF YOU GUYS!! I QUIT!! *storms out*


Seungcheol: Great, JUST FUCKING GREAT!!


Did Minghao get to roast Hoshi??
Did Jeonghan stop playing with people’s emotions??
Did Vernon and his mixtape take off??
Find out next time on “Seventeen At”!!!

Welp guys, this completes season one’s Installment of “Seventeen At”! My friend and I truly enjoyed writing the scenarios for this season and I promise season two will be better than ever. I never expected this blog to get this huge so fast, even with the first scenario “Seventeen At the Zoo” I wasn’t expecting much. I love these boys and writing scenarios about them makes me love them even more. And for those who didn’t see their suggestions come to life yet don’t worry, there’s plenty of time. So thanks a million, and stay tuned for season two cause it’ll be here before you know it. And as always special thanks to my friend for helping me write this, and please like and reblog, especially reblog!!!


-Admin K