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Who wants to read some Tiny Patton thoughts, kiddos?

By popular demand, HERE WE GO!!! @cefmua56 @cleopolitian (thank you for talking headcannons with me, you’re the best!) @pirate-patton (because I loved your fic so much) @holdnarrytight @romananalogicality @princey-must-slay @leesacrakon


- When Logan felt a tug on his pantleg, he closed his eyes and prayed to every god he never believed in to be wrong. Then he looked down into a pair of big, brown eyes behind glasses much too large for his face. Welp, if he needed further proof that gods are fictional, here’s Exhibit A.


- “WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS TIME, ROMAN?!” Logan’s irritated shout brought the other two sides to the kitchen, where a very Tiny Patton was sitting on the counter, swinging his legs and giggling.


- “WHY does everyone always blame ME for these things?!” Virgil rolled his eyes at Princey’s affronted response.

“Because it has literally been your fault the last two times this happened, Sir Sing A Lot.”


-“….Touché, point well made Sir Surlypants.”

“When did I become a Sir???”


- If he weren’t entirely certain that screaming in rage would frighten Patton, Logan would have done it twice by now.


- They all thought Tiny Patton would be the easiest to handle. THEY THOUGHT WRONG.


- Tiny Patton is the embodiment of emotions, and without his maturity to help control him, he is…. volatile.


- Logan swiftly memorizes all of Tiny Patton’s preferences: which stuffie is his favorite, which pajamas ward off monsters, which sippy cup is correct and which juice is best (never making THOSE mistakes again).


- He blames Roman entirely for Patton suddenly referring to him as “Momma” instead of the much more preferable “Lo Lo”.


- It was actually Virgil who taught him that. He smirks every single time Tiny Patton says it.


- Patton adores Virgil, and if you thought he was protective of Tiny Roman, hoooo boy! There are new and fascinating depths to Virgil’s Protective Instinct™ and he doesn’t necessarily want to deal with why that is.


-Tiny Patton is a cuddle bug. He constantly asks to be carried, crawls into beds and laps and makes himself comfortable. Whether you’re frantically searching for a cure or not, as Logan found out. He is also an expert in why removing Tiny Patton from his perch is inadvisable.


- Logan sighed as Patton’s chubby hands lightly traced his face. Tiny Patton had an adorable, dreamy smile on his own face, but he was quiet and happy, so Logan wasn’t complaining. “Momma Lo Lo so pitty!”


- Logan’s eyes widened comically and he stared at the smaller counterpart. “I beg your pardon??? Are you calling me… pretty???”


- Tiny Patton’s enthusiastic nod was NOT adorable. “Momma Lo Lo so pitty! Love my Momma!”


- The warmth spreading over his cheeks was absolutely NOT a blush, Logic does not blush, STOP SNICKERING VIRGIL IT’S NOT FUNNY!


- Thomas groaned out loud when they popped up to tell him. “NOT AGAIN!!! Roman, why???”

“IT WASN’T MY FAULT!!!!”

“You keep telling yourself that, Princey.”

*Outraged Princey Noises*


- Tiny Patton tries his best to help Thomas, but he’s just not the best at it. Thomas finds himself responding in overly emotional ways, wanting to stomp his feet and pout when he doesn’t get his way, wanting to sob at every sad thing, wanting to giggle when he was happy. It was frustrating, but he understood, and he didn’t blame Patton.


- It’s really late, or early, depending on your perspective. Logan’s hair is mussed from constantly carding his fingers through it in frustration. Virgil is on the bed, skimming through his own stack of books, and Roman created a chair in the corner to lend a hand. Tiny Patton is curled up with his head on Virgil’s chest, one thumb firmly in his mouth, his favorite stuffie under his arm.


- They’ve been trying to reverse this for weeks, but so far nothing has worked. If it were magic, a spell from Roman’s kingdom, fixing Patton would be easy. They’ve been here before, after all. But it’s not, and with every passing day Logan can feel the knot in his stomach tighten.


- An aborted sob is forced out through perfectly clenched teeth, and Logan can feel hot, frustrated tears prickling behind his eyes.


- Virgil’s head snaps up, surprised to see the Logical side’s shoulders hunched, one hand over his mouth. Roman immediately drops what he’s doing and puts a tentative hand on Logan’s shoulder.


- “I’m failing. I’m failing Thomas, Patton, all of us. This isn’t WORKING and we NEED him!” The words rush out of him, each one bitter on his tongue. Tears blur his glasses, and he takes them off, tossing them on his desk.

“What if I can’t fix this? What if he’s like this forever?!”


- Virgil gently moves Tiny Patton and brings a trembling Logan in for a hug. Roman wraps his arms around both of them. It’s the fear they’ve all had, the unspoken worst case scenario that nobody wanted to acknowledge. The thought of never seeing Patton as an adult again was painful to all of them. Tiny Patton was adorable, but….


- “We’ll find a way to get Dad back, Lo.”

“Indeed! If anyone can solve this puzzle, it’s you.”


- There was a beat of silence, and then a loud ripping sound. Three heads whipped towards the bed to see Patton, adult again and clutching the blanket on Logan’s bed to cover his ripped tiny pajamas. His eyes blinked owlishly for a second before a familiar smile crossed his face.


- “Well, wasn’t this was a SEAMLESS transition!”


- Logan couldn’t help it. As relief and joy swamped him in equal measures, he threw his head back and laughed….at a Dad Joke.

“Make-A-Wish. Can I help you?”

I want to thank all the wonderful Tumblr-folk I tagged in this for contributing to one of the best reads I’ve had in a while. I would also like to apologize to those whose contributions I might have missed.

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I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do. Of course they do. Kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

The heroes would be so weirded out by it. The villains with codes of ethics would totally band together to force the villains without one (should they be the one requested) to do their part for the cause.

But imagine the person who has to track down the villains and organize everything?

Like, the first time it happens, no one actually thinks it’s possible, but one of the newbies volunteers to at least try. They get lucky, the kid wants to meet one of the villains who is well known to have a personal code of ethics (eg one of the rogues), and it takes them weeks to track the villain down to this one bar they’ve been seen at a few times, plus a week of staking out said bar, but they finally find them.

So they approach the villain, very politely introduce themselves and explain the situation, finishing with an assurance that, should the villain agree, no law enforcement or heroes will be informed of the meeting.

The villain, assuming it’s a joke, laughs in their face.

At this point, the poor volunteer, who has giving up weeks of their time and no small amount of effort to track down this villain, all so a sweet little girl can meet the person who somehow inspired them, well, at this point the employee sees red.

They explode, yelling at this villain about the little girl who, for some unknown reason, absolutely loved them, had a hand-made stuffed toy of them and was inspired by their struggle to keeping fighting her own and wasn’t the villain supposed to have ethics? The entire bar is witness to this big bad villain getting scolded by some bookish nobody a foot shorter than them.

When the volunteer is done, the villain calmly knocks back their drink, grips the volunteers shoulder and drags them outside. The bar’s patrons assume that person will never be seen again, the volunteer included. But once they’re outside, the villain apologizes for their assumption, asks for the kid’s details so they can drop by in the near future, not saying when for obvious reasons. They also give the very relieved volunteer a phone number to call if someone asks for them again.

A week later, the little girl’s room is covered in villain merchandise, several expensive and clearly stolen gifts and she is happily clutching a stack of signed Polaroids of her and the villain.

The next time a kid asks to meet a villain, guess who gets that assignment?

Turns out, the first villain was quite touched by the experience of meeting their little fan, and word has gotten around. The second villain happily agrees when they realize it’s the same volunteer who asked the other guy. Unfortunately, one of the heroes sees the villain entering the kid’s hospital and obviously assumes the worst. They rush in, ready to drag the villain out, but the volunteer stands in their way. The hero spends five minutes getting scolded for trying to stop the villain from actually doing a good thing and almost ruining the kid’s wish. The volunteer gets a reputation among villains as someone who can not only be trusted with personal contact numbers but who will do everything they can to keep law enforcement away during their visits.

The volunteer has a phonebook written in cypher of all the villain’s phone numbers, with asterixes next to the ones to call if any other villains give them trouble.

Around the office, they gain the unofficial job title of The Villain Wrangler.

The heroes are genuinely flabbergasted by The Villain Wrangler. At first, some of the heroes try to reason with them.

Heroes: “Can’t you, just, give us their contact details? They’ll never even have to know it was you.”

The Villain Wrangler: “Yeah sure, <rollseyes> because all these evil geniuses could never possibly figure out that it’s me who happens to be the common thread in the sudden mass arrests. Look man, even if it wouldn’t get me killed, it would disappoint the kids. You wouldn’t want to disappoint the kids would you?”

Heroes: “… no~ but…”

The Villain Wrangler: “Exactly.”

Eventually, one of the anti-hero types gets frustrated, and decides to take a stand. They kidnap the Villain Wrangler and demand that they give up the contents of the little black book of Villains, or suffer the consequences. It’s For the Greater Good, the anti-hero insists as they tie the Villain Wrangler to a pillar.

The Villain Wrangler: “You complete idiot, put me back before someone figures out that I’m missing.”

Anti-hero: “…excuse me?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Ugh, do I have to spell this out for you? Do you actually want your secret base to be wiped off the map? With us in it? Sugarsticks, how long has it been? If they get suspicious, they check in, and then if I miss a check-in, they tend to come barging into wherever I am just to prove that they can, even if they figure out that they’re not being threatened by proxy. Suffice to say, Auntie Muriel really regretted throwing my phone into the pool when she strenuously objected to me answering it during family time. If they think for even one moment that I’ve given them up, they won’t hesitate to obliterate both of us from their potential misery. You do know some of the people in my book have like missiles and djinni and elemental forces at their disposal, right?”

Anti-hero: “Wait, what? I thought they trusted you?!”

The Villain Wrangler: “Trust is such a strong word!”

Villain: “Indeed.”

Anti-hero: “Wait, wha-” <slumps over, dart sticking out of neck>

The Villain Wrangler: “Thanks. I thought they were going to hurt me.”

Villain: “You did well. You kept them distracted, and gave us time to follow your signal.” <cuts Villain Wrangler free>

The Villain Wrangler: <rubbing circulation back into limbs> “Yeah well, you know me; I do whatever I have to. So I’ll see you Wednesday at four at St Martha’s? I’ve got an 8yo burns unit patient recovering from her latest batch of skin grafts who could really use a pep talk.”

Villain: “… of course. Yes… I… yes.”

The Villain Wrangler: “I just think you could really reach her, you know?”

Villain: <unconsciously runs fingers over mask> “I… yes, but, what should I say?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Whatever advice you think you could have used the most just after.”

Villain: <hoists Anti-hero over shoulder almost absently> “….yes.”

The Villain Wrangler wasn’t lying to the Anti-hero. They know that the more ruthless villains would not hesitate if they thought for one second that the Anti-hero would betray them.

But this is not the first time the Villain Wrangler has gone to extreme lengths to protect their identities.

Trust is a strong word. The Villain Wrangler earned it, and is terrified by what it could mean.

My first official Deadpool headcanon is this. This this this.

Okay but this whole concept actually makes a lot of sense, because villains are a lot more likely to be disfigured/disabled/use adaptive devices (bc ableist tropes), so of course, say, a child amputee is going to be more interested in the villain with a robot arm who almost destroyed New York than the heroes that took him down.

Also, imagine one of the kids gets better, and a few years down the line becomes a villain themselves, except their crimes are things like smuggling chemo drugs across the border for families that can’t afford treatment, or stealing from corrupt businessmen to make donations to underfunded hospitals (idk this turned into a Leverage AU or something) and every time the heroes encounter her, they’re like “oh no. she’s getting away. Curses. Welp, nothing we can do.” Though it isn’t that she can’t take them on; bc of course once the villain from way back when found out what she was up to, he started helping/training her.

“I thought they just hired someone to dress up and pretend to be you,” she says, amazed, when he reveals himself. “I didn’t think they actually got the real you!”

Every year the Villain Wrangler gets a very expensive gift basket from the pair.

And for the kids who don’t get better the villains are there too, they show up to every funeral, they bear too small coffins on their shoulders and the heroes stand aside

They are fierce with grieving families assuring them that their child will not be forgotten, and they don’t balk at negative emotions, they don’t tell people to be strong or “celebrate their child’s life,” because these parents have every right to their grief and anger

And the lost children are never forgotten. Flowers appear on graves during birthdays and anniversaries, heroes find pictures of those kids and they carefully take them down and ensure they’re delivered to the villain’s cell, and a few villains can be seen with friendship bracelets wrapped around their wrists the cops have learned not to try and take them off

They are fierce with grieving families assuring them that their child will not be forgotten, and they don’t balk at negative emotions, they don’t tell people to be strong or “celebrate their child’s life,” because these parents have every right to their grief and anger

And then one day, one of the evil geniuses who happens to specialize in inducing bizarre genetic mutations meets a young fan who was born with a rare genetic disorder that is slowly killing them, and realizes that they can help.

Another, who created their own exosuit, talks to a young fan and suddenly understands how much the technology that they have built for themselves could revolutionize quality of life for people with muscular dystrophy, or paraplegia, or other disorders that confine people to wheelchairs with little mobility.

A third thinks of a way that their nanobots could be used to detect and remove cancer cells when their fan, who had been in remission, writes to say that the doctors have found a new metastasizing tumour.

Then shortly after, an evil genius specializing in cloning is contacted by an old colleague asking if a suitable heart couldn’t be grown for their young fan with a congenital heart condition who needs a donor.

Suddenly, a pattern of villains offering (and marketing) their insights and resources to improve medical science starts to arise. Many who had previously been operating on society’s fringes are shocked to receive public accolades, research grants and job offers from major companies because of their work.

A grassroots movement arises advocating for imprisoned villains with appropriate qualifications and/or experience to have access to resources to conduct research for the public good. The Second Chance Rehabilitation Project launches.

(It is an open secret that only people who have been vetted by the Villain Wrangler are allowed to join, because the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network to run background checks and character references through ensure that none of the children wishing to meet their role models get hurt.)

This is all soooo good, but I wonder what effect this has on the villains. Like, can they really wreak indiscriminate havoc when they know the kids that worship them might be in the area? Like, what if they attack a shopping mall and it just so happens that Annie’s mom ran in for a pair of shoes or something? What then?

So what you’re saying is that there is now an organization of henchmen who do round the clock, exhaustive research in order to make sure the villain’s plan isn’t going to ruin the life of some kid. Just imagine some aunt getting a call from an unlisted number.

“I swear I am not a bill collector ma’am. It’s just. Well. Ok and I swear I am not a stalker even if this is actually going to be a very creepy phone call, but you said you were going to the mall at four? Is it possible you could reschedule or postpone that trip for about an hour? That mall is way too close to…well. It just wouldn’t be safe. I could wire you some money, and you could go to the much nicer mall one town over? Would that work for you? No? You are calling the police? Yes. Yes that is the sensible thing to do. Definitely do that. You have a nice day, ma’am. Tell Marcus Doctor Evil says hello and to have a nice day.”

And then the poor minion has to call the villain and explain why robbing X bank isn’t a good idea that day.

“Yes. Hello. Sir? Oh good I caught you before you left the base. Look, Marcus Smithson’s aunt is going to be near the blast radius for that job you have scheduled so-yes. Yes I am aware that rescheduling is going to be a lot of work since most everything is already set up, but….but, sir think about poor Marcus! She’s his favorite aunt, and the woman refused to ‘reorder her life around some crazy mastermind’. ……no…..no, please do not kidnap the aunt, sir. It’s terribly rude. Yes I realize you weren’t going to keep her or doing anything other than drop her off at an alternative location, but, well, citizens frown upon that sort of thing and….yes….Yes, of course. You have a good day, too, sir.”

And they turn to their coworker and are just like “So if I don’t come in to work tomorrow it’s because Doctor Evil threw me in his dungeon and/or sent his hellhounds to maul me. Please remember to send help.

But but but… what happens when one falls through the cracks? When Lord Dominion or whatever does a typical baddie thing but then Penny’s new best friend gets caught up in the damage and Lord D didn’t even KNOW Penny had a new bestie so how was he to know? But now the kid is devastated and it’s all his fault? I mean, how does that even shake out?

Penny SWEARS REVENGE! Lord D is distraught but also somewhat proud. He sends Penny a very sincere apology and also a bunch of tips on how to execute a proper vengeance plot, in case she decides not to accept the apology. He sends henchmen to spy on her, and he keeps the surveillance photos of her sitting in her room, plans and schematics strewn all over her desk. He puts them in his wallet and brags to all his villain friends that one of his kids is taking up scheming, look at her go, she’s already started on pattern analysis of his latest heists. He’s so proud. Later this month he’ll show up on her way home from school so she can have her first Confrontation.

There will inevitably be mistakes and tragedies.

Penny is an intelligent kid. She catches on to the spying henchmen pretty quick and bribes some of them to her side with snacks. That first confrontation does not go like Lord Dominion expected because Penny has minions (minions that are using his OWN WEAPONS against him, even)

Lord Dominion is the proudest villain ever, even if he did almost lose an ear thanks to the impeccable aim of a nine year old with a grudge. He does let the laser blast graze him just so he can have a scar to show people because that girl is a villain after his own heart.

He doesn’t want to ask his villain rivals to help her out because that would imply he doesn’t think she’s capable of eventually growing strong enough to kick his ass. Turns out Penny already thought of that and has mailed letters asking for advice to Lady Sinister, Lord Dominion’s long time, mostly friendly rival. (She mailed a letter to Lord D’s arch nemesis, but man. Heroes are always trying to make you do The Right Thing. Penny doesn’t have time for the high road. Plus, the low road has lasers.)

Lady Sinister thinks Penny is the best thing ever and while she has mostly stopped kicking Lord D’s ass, she still breaks into his hideout to sit in his favorite chair with a glass of wine and brags about her new favorite up and coming villainess. (She doesn’t warn Lord D about the attack rabbits she agreed to train for Penny as a favor, and for obvious reasons, she is going to be a bystander at the next confrontation, filming everything on her phone to post the dark web so all their villain friends can see this)Being able to say that one is involved with the Project begins to look really good in parole hearings. The Villains involved perform their own quality checks on one another, because if one of their kids got hurt, then all of their kids could potentially lose out, and the ones that are serious about the Project are not having that. (Also, the ability to collaborate with other geniuses is the most interesting thing to happen to most of them since losing to various heroes, and most consider the intellectual stimulation to be worth putting up with the ridiculous egos and inevitable personality clashes that arise.)

Reformed Villains come out of the woodwork to advocate about better mental healthcare, and support systems. Savvy universities and private labs quietly take their advice, setting up better mental health supports and laboratory safety standards to prevent the Brain Drain caused by losing their less stable scientists to the Costumes.

The Villain Wrangler watches all of this develop with a smile.

Their plan succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

I’m so down for these posts that assume the best of people instead of the worst

Okay, this part caught my attention: “…the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network…to ensure that none of the children…gets hurt.” Which led me to the heartbreaking realization that one DID. Get hurt, that is, by the villain they idolized.

And all I can think is that the Villain Wrangler didn’t call in the heroes. They didn’t call in another heart-of-gold villain. No. The VW rolled up their sleeves and went after this person themselves. This project is their baby, after all. If they get the accolades for the successes, they must also shoulder the burden of the failures.

The VW hunts down the villain that crossed the line. Their punishment is swift and horrifying; no hero would have the stomach to mete out justice in such a way, and no villain would have the desire to get quite that much blood on their own hands.

There’s. So. Much. Blood.

The Villain Wrangler never forgets. They increase security, increase the hours and background checks, they increase the graveside visits to the child they failed.

Just the one. But one is one too many.

The Villain Wrangler is no kid. She doesn’t find these people by chance. She doesn’t know how to put the fear of god into supervillains with a few sharp words out of chance.

The Villain Wrangler is in her 40s, and she’s an experienced nurse.  She works at the biggest Level 1 trauma center in (NYC/Chicago/Metropolis/Gotham) and she gets her first few villains because she’d met them at the hospital during their origin story. She treated some of them when they came in with their disfigurement. She sat with the genius while his wife died of her illness and they were powerless to save her. She kept in touch with them on Tumblr and Facebook and Twitter and recognized their personal touches when a new supervillain emerged.

And she didn’t say anything because nobody would believe her, because she’d be just another crackpot conspiracy theorist, and because it would break her oath, it would break doctor-patient confidentiality.

But when she decided to start volunteering at the attached children’s hospital’s Make-a-Wish program, she recognized who that child wanted to see.  She knew how to reach him.  She PM’d him to arrange a meeting and reveal that she knew who his other identity was. And for all his bluster, he knew that he owed her this.

And some other supervillains were brought in the same way.  The nurses knew who’d gone through trauma, they recognized their patients and their patents’ loved ones and when a child called out for one of them, they’d find that supervillain.

The nurses are the lynchpin.

My thoughts on SPN episode 12x11:

  • Dean waking up with a bunny is the best.
  • I love how much Dean loves waffles.
  • Aw poor Dean doesn’t remember how to drive. 
  • LOL Dean loves Finding Dory. 
  • Dean calling the lamp a light stick made my night. 
  • Sam is being the best brother this ep I love him so <3
  • Dean is amazing at riding things. Go figure…
  • I love that this woman is all about consent YAAASSSSS
  • OMG Dean is becoming an innocent human with no memory of the supernatural. He’s so adorable I cannot. 
  • Dean super excited about his best friend being an angel is the best.
  • Awww Dean complimenting Rowena’s bouncy hair. 
  • “I’ve seen my brother die. Watching him becoming not him… this might be the worst.” OMG SAMMY MY HEART :( 
  • WELP THIS JUST GOT LESS ADORABLE AND SUPER SAD. 
  • LOL so who is Dean voodoo dolling right now.
  • Oh no Sam :( :( :( Stop hurting Sam 2k17. 
  • OMG THE NO ON THE GRENADE LAUNCHER I CANNOT.
  • Dean implicitly trusting Sam omggggggg
  • What is this weird montage at the end??? Just an excuse to show Jensen riding a bull???? I’ll take it. 

In conclusion: Jensen should get all the awards for his acting. 

anonymous asked:

May I please request a few head canons for Iida, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Kirishima where they've been married for a while and their S/O just told him she's pregnant?

Kirishima Eijirou

  • I-I’m going to raising a mini me?! A MINI ME?!“ Eijirou is actually quite happy for his pregnannanat s/o, ever since they been married for awhile, he thought of having a family together someday.
  • Eijirou is so happy, he’s crying of his manly tears. He will become dang proud father and teach his kids what it’s like being a hero like Crimson Riot.
  • He is going to talk to s/o stomach, it may look weird but heck, he doesn’t care as long as they hear his voice. Mimics all those baby talks and nuzzles their stomache softly.
  • Oh he can’t stop talking about his baby, Fatgum will be the grandpa, Tamaki is the uncle… and he’s like giving Eijirou the “oh wait…. what” look. His face is pale, but he’s happy for Eiji too. Maybe he’ll be a good uncle for them.

Iida Tenya

  • Oooh, he’s going to freak out at first and does his usual crazy gesturing with his hands while he panics. He’s going to become a father? Actually, he was prepared for this, but it’s still scary to him.
  • Eventually he calms down and hugs his s/o stomach closely, whispering sweet things to the fetus in them. “Your father will take good care of you, I promise!”
  • *FATHER MODE ACTIVATE* Oh heck, he’s going to strictly advise s/o to eat something healthy everything and no bad food for the baby. He’s always watching s/o, always.
  • He’s already planning the baby shower now, planning the invitation cards, etc etc. There’s no time to waste, HE MUST SET UP FOR HIS LITTLE BABY.

Katsuki Bakugou

  • Welp, his face is pale as a vampires right now. He was happy with just being with s/o, but having a family? Is he prepared for more responsibilities??
  • He awkwardly placed his hands on their stomach and rubs it a little, there’s a living fetus growing inside of them… but somehow, he’s proud that he’s going to become a father. It may not be that bad.
  • He might go around and being his dang cocky usual self, he feels the need to show off his pregnant s/o, “My baby will be the best damn thing ever!”
  • Limits on his cursing though because he’s going to get smite for it by s/o. And pregnant s/o is sorta scary, so he doesn’t swear or argue back. It’s unusual for his personality.

Todoroki Shouto

  • Shouto is smiling internally on the inside, but he doesn’t show it. He seems pale at first when she told him, but he was expecting this to happen to. someday. Now it’s finally his chance to become a good example.
  • He vows to raise his little mini him the right way, and Shouto is actually a good father-like figure… even though he can be unsure of himself.
  • He’s very protective of pregnant s/o, he does not once leave her side at all. Who knows what will happen if he isn’t? So, he watches her every time when she’s doing things. “I am not leaving you alone, for the sake of you and the baby, I won’t. You can’t make me go away……………..”
  • Every night is a storytelling night for them, he gets a book and reads it to pregnant s/o and the baby inside. His voice is very soft-spoken. He is going to be a kind father.
The Villian Wrangler

Edit: Borrowed from original post on Redit, not original content.

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

Oh, man, that would absolutely be a thing. The heroes would be so weirded out by it. The villains with codes of ethics would totally band together to force the villains without one (should they be the one requested) to do their part for the cause.

But imagine the person who has to track down the villains and organize everything? Like, the first time it happens, no one actually thinks it’s possible, but one of the newbies volunteers to at least try. They get lucky, the kid wants to meet one of the villains who is well known to have a personal code of ethics (eg one of the rogues), and it takes them weeks to track the villain down to this one bar they’ve been seen at a few times, plus a week of staking out said bar, but they finally find them.

So they approach the villain, very politely introduce themselves and explain the situation, finishing with an assurance that, should the villain agree, no law enforcement or heroes will be informed of the meeting. The villain, assuming it’s a joke, laughs in their face.

At this point, the poor volunteer, who has giving up weeks of their time and no small amount of effort to track down this villain, all so a sweet little girl can meet the person who somehow inspired them, well, at this point the employee sees red.

They explode, yelling at this villain about the little girl who, for some unknown reason, absolutely loved them, had a hand-made stuffed toy of them and was inspired by their struggle to keeping fighting her own and wasn’t the villain supposed to have ethics? The entire bar is witness to this big bad villain getting scolded by some bookish nobody a foot shorter than them.

When the volunteer is done. the villain calmly knocks back their drink, grips the volunteer’s shoulder and drags them outside. The bar’s patrons assume that person will never be seen again. The volunteer included. But once they’re outside, the villain apologizes for their assumption, asks for the kid’s details so they can drop by in the near future, not saying when for obvious reasons. They also give the very relieved volunteer a phone number to call if someone asks for them again.

A week later, the little girl’s room is covered in villain merchandise, several expensive and clearly stolen gifts and she is happily clutching a stack of signed polaroids of her and the villain.

The next time a kid asks to meet a villain, guess who gets that assignment?

Tums out, the first villain was quite touched by the experience of meeting their little fan. and word has gotten around. The second villain happily agrees when they realize it’s the same volunteer who asked the other guy. Unfortunately, one of the heroes sees the villain entering the kid’s hospital and obviously assumes the worst. They rush in, ready to drag the villain out, but the volunteer stands in their way. The hero spends live minutes getting scolded for trying to stop the villain from actually doing a good thing and almost mining the kid’s wish. The volunteer gets a reputation among villains as someone who can not only be trusted with personal contact numbers but who will do everything they can to keep law enforcement away during their visits.

The volunteer has a phonebook written in cypher of all the villain’s phone numbers. with asterisks next to the ones to call if any other villains give them trouble.

Around the office, they gain the unofficial job title of The Villain Wrangler. The heroes are genuinely flabbergasted by The Villain Wrangler. At first, some of the heroes try to reason with them.

Heroes: “Can’t you, just, give us their contact details? They’ll never even have to know it was you.”

The Villain Wrangler: “Yeah sure, <rollseyes> because all these evil geniuses could never possibly figure out that it’s me who happens to be the common thread in the sudden mass arrests. Look, man, even if it wouldn’t get me killed, it would disappoint the kids. You wouldn’t want to disappoint the kids would you?”

Heroes: “… no, but…”

The Villain Wrangler: “Exactly.”

Eventually, one of the anti-hero types gets frustrated and decides to take a stand. They kidnap the Villain Wrangler and demand that they give up the contents of the little black book of Villains, or suffer the consequences. lt’s For the Greater Good, the anti-hero insists as they tie the Villain Wrangler to a pillar.

The Villain Wrangler: “You complete idiot, put me back before someone figures out that I’m missing.”

Anti-hero: “…excuse me?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Ugh, do I have to spell this out for you? Do you actually want your secret base to be wiped off the map? With us in it? Sugarsticks, how long has it been? If they get suspicious, they check in, and then if I miss a check-in, they tend to come barging into wherever I am just to prove that they can, even if they figure out that they’re not being threatened by proxy. Suffice to say, Auntie Muriel really regretted throwing my phone into the pool when she strenuously objected to me answering it during family time. If they think for even one moment that I’ve given them up, they won’t hesitate to obliterate both of us from their potential misery. You do know some of the people in my book have like missiles and djinni and elemental forces at their disposal, right?”

Anti-hero: “Wait, what? I thought they trusted you?

The Villain Wrangler: “Trust is such a strong word!”

Villain: “Indeed.”

Anti-hero: “Wait, wha-” <slumps over, dart sticking out of neck>

The Villain Wrangler: “Thanks. I thought they were going to hurt me.“

Villain: “You did well. You kept them distracted, and gave us time to follow your signal.” <cuts Villain Wrangler free>

The Villain Wrangler: <rubbing circulation back into limbs> “Yeah well, you know me, I do whatever I have to. So I’ll see you Wednesday at four at St Martha’s? I’ve got an 8 yo burns unit patient recovering from her latest batch of skin grafts who could really use a pep talk.”

Villain: of course. Yes… I… yes.”

The Villain Wrangler: “I just think you could really reach her, you know?”

Villain: <unconsciously runs fingers over mask> “I… yes, but, what should I say?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Whatever advice you think you could have used the most just after.“

Villain: <hoists Anti-hero over shoulder almost absently> “…yes.”“

The Villain Wrangler wasn’t lying to the Anti-hero. They know that the more ruthless villains would not hesitate if they thought for one second that the Villain Wrangler would betray them. But this is not the first time the Villain Wrangler has gone to extreme lengths to protect their identities. Trust is a strong word. The Villain Wrangler earned it, and is terrified by what it could mean.

Okay but this whole concept actually makes a lot of sense, because villains are a lot more likely to be disfigured/disabled/ use adaptive devices (the ableist tropes), so of course, say, a child amputee is going to be more interested in the villain with a robot arm who almost destroyed New York than the heroes that took him down.

Also, imagine one of the kids gets better, and a few years down the line becomes a villain themselves, except their crimes are things like smuggling chemo drugs across the border for families that can’t afford treatment. or stealing from corrupt businessmen to make donations to underfunded hospitals (idk this turned into a Leverage AU or something) and every time the heroes encounter her, they’re like “oh no. she’s getting away. curses. Welp, nothing we can do.” Though it isn’t that she can ’t take them on; be of course once the villain from way back when found out what she was up to. he started helping/ training her.

“I thought they just hired someone to dress up and pretend to be you,” she says, amazed. when he reveals himself. “I didn’t think they actually got the real you!“

Every year the Villain Wrangler gets a very expensive gift basket from the pair. And for the kids who don’t get better, the villains are there too. They show up to every funeral, they bear too small coffins on their shoulders and the heroes stand aside they are fierce with grieving families assuring them that their child will not be forgotten, and they don’t balk at negative emotions, they don’t tell people to be strong or “celebrate their child’s life,” because these parents have every right to their grief and anger and the lost children are never forgotten. Flowers appear on graves during birthdays and anniversaries, heroes find pictures of those kids and they carefully take them down and ensure they’re delivered to the villain’s cell. A few villains can be seen with friendship bracelets wrapped around their wrists the cops have learned not to try and take them off.

And then one day, one of the evil geniuses who happens to specialize in inducing bizarre genetic mutations meets a young fan who was born with a rare genetic disorder that is slowly killing them, and realizes that they can help.

Another, who created their own exosuit, talks to a young fan and suddenly understands how much the technology that they have built for themselves could revolutionize the quality of life for people with muscular dystrophy, or paraplegia, or other disorders that confine people to wheelchairs with little mobility.

A third thinks of a way that their nanobots could be used to detect and remove cancer cells when their fan, who had been in remission. writes to say that the doctors have found a new metastasizing tumor. Then shortly after. an evil genius specializing in cloning is contacted by an old colleague asking if a suitable heart couldn’t be grown for their young fan with a congenital heart condition who needs a donor.

Suddenly, a pattern of villains offering (and marketing) their insights and resources to improve medical science starts to arise. Many who had previously been operating on society’s fringes are shocked to receive public accolades, research grants and job offers from major companies because of their work.

A grassroots movement arises advocating for imprisoned villains with appropriate qualifications and/or experience to have access to resources to conduct research for the public good. The Second Chance Rehabilitation Project launches.

It is an open secret that only people who have been vetted by the Villain Wrangler are allowed to join because the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network to run background checks and character references through ensuring that none of the children wishing to meet their role models get hurt.

Being able to say that one is involved with the Project begins to look really good in parole hearings. The Villains involved perform their own quality checks on one another, because if one of their kids got hurt, then all of their kids could potentially lose out, and the ones that are serious about the Project are not having that. Also, the ability to collaborate with other geniuses is the most interesting thing to happen to most of them since losing to various heroes, and most consider the intellectual stimulation to be worth putting up with the ridiculous egos and inevitable personality clashes that arise.

Reformed Villains come out of the woodwork to advocate about better mental health care, and support systems. Savy universities and private labs quietly take their advice, setting up better mental health supports and laboratory safety standards to prevent the Brain Drain caused by losing their less stable scientists to the Costumes.

The Villain Wrangler watches all of this develop with a smile. Their plan succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

Okay, this part caught my attention: …the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network… to ensure that none of the children… gets hurt.” Which led me to the heartbreaking realization that one DID. Get hurt, that is, by the villain they idolized.

And all I can think is that the Villain Wrangler didn’t call in the heroes. They didn’t call in another heart-of-gold villain. No. The Villain Wrangler rolled up their sleeves and went after this person themselves. This project is their baby, after all. If they get the accolades for the successes, they must also shoulder the burden of the failures.

The Villain Wrangler hunts down the villain that crossed the line. Their punishment is swift and horrifying; no hero would have the stomach to mete out justice in such a way, and no villain would have the desire to get quite that much blood on their own hands.

And there’s so much blood.

The Villain Wrangler never forgets. They increase security, increase the hours and background checks, they increase the graveside visits to the child they failed.

Just the one.

But one is one too many.

@we-are-nemeses @we-are-rogue @wearepaladin @weareadventurers @we-are-lawyer 

Severe Dissocation @ Therapy

Me: I have a fear of losing myself to the point I won’t even be present enough to be able to respond to treatment by my next appointment.

Therapist: Oh no feeling like that is a common symptom! it’s pretty much irrational so don’t worry about it! :).

Me: Oh thank goodness! I'll try not to think about it too much then :).

~the time of appointment arrives ~

Therapist: your dissociation appears to of become so severe that we don’t know how to treat you, you are so deeply removed that we know your brain won't respond to any type of therapy or modern treatment plans we have.

Me: …

Originally posted by zebrascream

DOES THIS RING A BELL

TO THIS

Seriously 😂😂😂 I am pretty much sure Okita Sougo’s reaction on Kagura is pretty much the same as the elementary kid. He doesn’t know how to flirt or compliment … Instead he provoke or tease her by saying the things she wouldn’t like every single time. Isn’t that the ways of kids saying “I am pretty much interested in you”? 😂😂 I don’t know how Kagura feel about this (sougo’s annoying attitude) but She is also a kid and might have the same reaction on romance as sougo.. What can we say about Gorilla Sensei 🤔🤗 He isnt willing to make this couple, okikagu, as canon couple , is he? (I would die from happiness if this become real thing 😂) But Believe me, I am also pretty much content with the way they are… they support each other and fight to death whenever they see each other face.

Welp we still have to wait and see who is stronger than who as they made a promise right? Kagura or Okita…. or… Kamui xDD

anonymous asked:

welp. im starting to become worried about Writscrib, because since a certain anti-sjw aphobe is now a moderator for it, i sent them the whole thing he said about how ace people don't belong in the lgbt, and all they responded with is "we're shutting off Anon right now to weed out the unfortunate asks!"

Oh well. I didn’t see the site gaining all that much traction, anyhow. It’s a lot harder to get a site off the ground than people think. This one’ll probably crash and burn within a few months of going live, so I’m just kind of SHRUGS about anything that happens with it.

It was a neat idea while it lasted, but if they’re gonna be hiring people with explicit biases against minority groups, I want nothing to do with them–and neither will a lot of other folks.

(Their whole, “We want to give people a chance!” spiel was, uh, “inspiring” and all, but I don’t think they understand the difference between, “I said this ten years ago,” and, “I said this last week.”)

Hold Me Close Through The Long & Terrible Night (1/?)

Pairings: Immortal!Ivar x reader

Warnings: Just angst for this part

Word count: 468

Summary: Ivar has been cursed with a limitless life and he finds himself in the present day, alone. The only problem is that he’s changed and he finds something from his old life, but holds on too tightly.

A/N: Welp. Here I am, writing this from my dorm room. I’ve never written Ivar before and refer to this post about who I blame about my new obsession. 

Originally posted by flyngdream

Prologue

There are not many things that Ivar finds pleasant. He’s lived too long and seen too many things throughout his life for him to experience the simplest pleasures of life. His life has been too long and he wonders what gods he has angered to make his life become a never ending cycle of hell and misery.

Keep reading

okay so i was having thoughts this morning about how i believe that obi-wan was probably t h e best master for anakin under the circumstances (and a few others) and how as much as i hate predestination, if you accept anakin as (one of?) the chosen one(s), then he is fated to bring about the fall of the Jedi - cos you can’t have balance when the lightside outnumbers the darkside by as much as it does. and i started thinking about how what if the universes where obi-wan is his master greatly delays him fucking off to the darkside and bringing about the end of the Order? well, he was all of 23 when that happened, which means in other universes, where obi-wan is not his master, he probably abandons the order much younger than that.

okay, so - an au where.

an au where qui-gon lives. despite reasons why it probably wouldn’t happen, he becomes anakin’s master, obi-wan fucks off to do Knight Things and Grow As His Own Person. anakin has his canonical crisis of faith and great realization that being a jedi is difficult and not actually all that he thought it was going to be. he fucks off from the order - say around the age of fifteen?

qui-gon, despite everything, goes off to hunt him. despite this “betrayal”. after all, anakin is the chosen one, right? so he even goes so far as to call in obi-wan to help him find anakin. meanwhile, anakin is employing every last trick in the book to remain out of reach. he won’t go back - he won’t. he can do more good out there in the galaxy, instead of tied down by the (hostile, tbh) jedi order.

it just so happens that obi-wan finds him. rather than try to arrest him or anything (leaving the order is not a ‘take into custody’ offense, as obi-wan well knows) and actually talks to anakin about the reasons why he’s fucked off. he finds the reasons understandable. besides, becoming a jedi is not being conscripted. anakin has the right to leave if he feels like it. obi-wan tells him that it’s fucking dangerous for a half-trained force sensitive out there in the wild galaxy, but when anakin doesn’t change his mind (because he’s hella stubborn tbh) obi-wan is just like “welp” and lets him go. he tells qui-gon he never found anakin, but that it’s really unreasonable to hunt the kid down for fucking off. it’s another thing that qui-gon and obi-wan don’t see eye-to-eye with.

so that’s that, right? they’ll never see the chosen one again.

but wait, there’s more. So of course the Sith find anakin. he must bring balance to the force. Dooku and Sidious play bad cop/good cop until anakin is firmly under Sidious’ thumb. (presumably, Qui-gon would have found nine hundred different ways to keep anakin away from palpatine, who might even have been the one to plant the idea of running off into anakin’s head on the few times when he was allowed to speak with the kid). anakin goes corrupt, as you do when siths are fucking with your head, and the story proceeds.

here it is, the fall of the jedi order, and order 66.

ymmv what happens to qui-gon. does he live through even this? or is he shot down protecting obi-wan? in either case, obi-wan survives as he tends to, trying to regroup with the rest of the surviving Jedi. of course, you have this wretched sith lord, Darth Vader, hunting them all down. his skill with a blade is unparalleled. no jedi who has faced him has survived.

when he finds them, obi-wan stays back, sacrificing himself to save the others. and yet, to his surprise, darth vader does not kill him. darth vader himself does not understand entirely why, only that once when he was very young, a jedi heard him out and let him go.

he does not let obi-wan go, but neither does his blade fall.

Chocobros and Instruments!

yeah so i was reaaalllyyy bored during my free period in school today and this was made???? idk i don’t understand like half of this?????? oh well

also i am a choir student who has taken piano only from ages 5-7 and exactly two violin lessons and five guitar lessons. my only qualification for music outside of singing is i like music :/ so if u play any of these instruments im so sorry

also excuse my poor grammar in this. normally im a stickler but today im just done dealing with all sorts of bullshit, i am not bothering myself with proper grammar. any and all good grammar in this is purely microsoft word’s autocorrect

aight thx

Ignis

·       Everything screams “piano boi”

·       But am I wrong tho

·       Totally classically trained

·       Also a 10/10 player

·       Really enjoys that one Mozart song that was like No. 4 in G Major or smth

·       not because he can play the piano while Gladio plays the violin lmao

·       Has always wanted to play the lyre, but for some reason he can’t find anyone who sells them

·       Also can’t find a lyre tutor :,( poor bab

·       Has a separate pair of gloves just to perform the piano with

·       Has a small synth keyboard in his room – he can literally play any song on it

·       Because it has more instruments that just the piano, yeah?

·       So he’s basically a one-man-band on the keyboard (o_O   )

·       Noctis is totally not jealous

·       Prompto totally is

·       Can also secretly sing pretty fuckin low, but rarely does it

·       Doesn’t really like it

·       Used to get teased a lot in his middle school choir bc he used to sing higher than all of the girls in the choir

·       Honey, boys who sing high are treasured in choirwhat r u doing BOI COME BA-

·       Uncle totally supported his piano lessons

·       When noctis was younger, ignis used to get him to plunk out Heart & Soul

·       But never got past that

·       Favorite song to play: can’t pick one. He does like the look of awe on people’s face when he plays all three movements of moonlight sonata from memory without looking at the piano

·       Came into use later huh (pls don’t kill me thx)

·       Can’t improvise for shit. He really likes at least guidelines for his music, and he can’t just sit down and pull notes outta his ass

·       Kinda can improvise if he’s given sheet music and was told improvisation is ok but it’s not very different from the original

·       Goes without saying that he is nOT okay with songwriting

·       But he can totally write lyrics bc poetry man

·       “hey hey hey hey iggy”

·       “yes, Noct?”

·       “play that fast song”

·       “…excuse me?”

·       “well, it’s not really fast, but its like”

·       “you use two fingers, you know?”

·       “I can’t remember what the name is!”

·       “well, do you remember who it’s by?”

·       “I know its by chopin!”

·       At this point iggy knows but he’s dragging it out

·       “alright… any idea what it sounds like?”

·       “like if you took eating utensils and hit random piano keys!”

·       “Uh huh…”

·       “like you took chopsticks and kinda shoved them on the piano!”

·       “…you mean the song ‘Chopsticks’? by chopin???”

·       “I hate u. I hate u I hate u I hate u I ha-“

·       “noct ur not functional w/o me”

·       “shuDDUP D:<”

·       “as you wish”

·       That exchanges still makes iggy smile to this day

Gladio

·       Percussion boi

·       Not just your regular drum kits you see in pop bands, we’re also talking:

     o   Tambourines

     o   Timpanis

     o   Them big ass festival drums (yo his muscles are perf for that shit ok don’t judge me)

     o   Marimbas

     o   Xylophone

     o   Etc

·       Totally was percussion section leader in his high school

·       Clarus was not happy

·       who_cares.jpeg

·       But a boy can only go so long listening to those loud motherfuckers

·       So he joined the orchestra when he was a sophomore

·       It wasn’t big enough to be a class so it was a club

·       Meaning he could be a percussion boi and a viola boi at the same time :D

·       Fuckin natural at the viola

·       Tried the cello once. He thought it wasn’t too different from the viola.

·       No one told him you didn’t hold it like a viola

·       whoops.png

·       tried it the right way. Hated it no thx pls 😊

·       owns like 1800000 instruments just hidden away in his closet and cabinets and under his bed and whatnot

·       not very good at hiding it :/

·       Clarus was even less happy

·       Okaymaybeicare_alittlebit_causedadisscary.jpeg

·       “Son what the fuck”

·       “Dad-“

·       “How’re u gonna protect the King of Lucis”

·       “Dad please-“

·       “if ur too busy”

·       “dammiT DAD PLE-“

·       “fuckiNG PLAYING PAGANINI LIKE THE NERD U R”

·       “…”

·       “what”

·       “…dad how do u know paganini”

·       “come on. Anyone who’s ever had any classical training in orchestra knows pag- fuck.”

·       *insert the gladio I drew a while ago*

·       Clarus totally played the bass

·       Gladio never let him live it down bc Clarus learned in secret just like gladio

·       #primeblackmailmaterial

·       So you have this big beefy guy who took these big ass mallets and played those enormous festival drums like a badass motherfucker last night, and tonight you see him putting rosin on his bowstring for his orchestra club performance in precisely 43 minutes

·       Good music boi

·       8/10 in percussion, 9/10 in viola (damn son)

·       0/0 in voice

·       Its out of zero because anything divided by zero is undefined. Doesn’t exist

·       This boy does nOT sing no thank you

·       Unlike iggy, it’s not because he doesn’t like it

·       It’s just cause he so bad

·       However if he could sing he would totally fuckin nail that falsetto

·       Misleading body types ftw

Noctis

·       Musical capabilities are severely lacking in comparison to the rest of them

·       Can only play guitar

·       Still impressive since he’s pretty damn good at it

·       Think steve vai, my guy

·       Also cannot sing, much like gladio

·       But it’s honestly not as bad

·       Its…

·       …tolerable. I guess.

·       Really likes the acoustic guitar

·       But he’s played others, like electric and classical

·       Likes the way the bass sounds, doesn’t like playing it

·       He knows how, just doesn’t wanna

·       Nobody played the guitar at his school for some reason

·       And if anyone did, he never found out

·       So he kinda hid it

·       But then the sunshiNE BOI

·       “yo noct can I crash at ur place”

·       “ye sure”

·       “hey whats this lump”

·       “uh prom-“

·       “ur not a hiding something r u?”

·       “prom don’t-“

·       “is it a BODY?!”

·       “what! No prom-“

·       “cuz if it is I’ll totally hide it with u :D”

·       “wh- I mean, thanks for the sentiment- but its not a body!”

·       “*zzzzip*”

·       “PROM-“

·       “:OOOO u play the guitar!!!!”

·       “well, yeah but-“

·       “dude that’s so cool!” *insert prompto’s pure glowing aura*

·       So noctis totallyserenaded played for prompto because prompto asked and not because he wanted to show off

·       For some reason he realllly likes the idea of using the guitar as percussion

·       Look it up its pretty lit

Prompto

·       Cannot play a single fucking instrument

·       Youd think with his dexterity with his guns, he’d be able to put fingers on some keys or strings or some shit

·       Nahhh son he can’t fuckin play anything

·       BUT

·       His last name might mean silver

·       But his voice is fuckin gold

·       His range is amazing

·       His falsetto is to die for

·       He has such amazing breath control – like u don’t even know

·       He can hold out notes for sooooo long and stay on pitch the entire time!!!! Holy shit!!!!

·       He also has amazing self-tuning capabilities like damn son

·       Hot af vibrato

·       You know the Queen of the Night Aria? Yeah he learned that shit like a pro

.       But an octave down bc his falsetto is good but not that good.

·       Always wanted voice lessons but could never afford them

·       Since his parents were basically never home, all places of the house were optimal places for practice

·       “AND IIIIIII WILL AAAALWAAAAYSSSS LOOOOVEE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU” @ 1 am

·       “shut thE FUCK UP” some neighbor probably

·       “never” prompto, probably (but quieter bc he’s a good neighbor)

·       Took choir all throughout middle school and all throughout high school

·       Was a stellar boi and perfect example of a good choir student

·       Vocal runs? Pffft

·       He could do those

·       Melismas? Double pffft

·       He could totally do those!

·       Dance while singing like a fuckin pro? Pffft x3!!!

·       He took show choir bitches!!!

·       One time when noctis was serenading playing guitar for him he recognized the song and sang along to it

·       *insert guitar strumming here*

·       “ooh! I know that! When you get older, plainer, saner, when you remember all the danger we came from…”

·       “dude.”

·       “what?”

·       “…dude.”

·       “whaaat??? D:<”

·       They totally sang stuff together, Prompto with his astrals-blessed voiced and noctis with his wicked guitar skillzzz

·       You can’t tell me they didn’t go to seedy coffee shops around town and sang songs together live but in disguise

·       This is totally fun for them

·       Until regis finds out and is like “bOYS-“

·       Oops_weintrouble_now.tiff

·       Grounded for 20 years

·       welp

·       also that song “Lost on You” totally becomes Prompto’s favorite song of all time

10

You know that headcanon, that when winter comes along or it just gets colder Viridi either gets sick or weaker? Because I’m totally into that! But what about Phosphora? People seem to forget the cold’s effect on her.

(I made this short doodle comic in between schoolwork~ That’s why the style changes so much, lol. One of those stray thoughts that becomes a headcanon. Also, Haha the whole thing was too long so one had to go after the break!)

Also foreshadowing at the end, Oooooo~

When their s/o randomly brings home a kitten - Seventeen

~Requested scenario~

I love this request because it will be fun to think of how these guys would react in a situation like this since they all have different personalities. I  honestly don’t know how long this will take cuz like… common now 13 members fam, but i hope you guys enjoy xx

I love you all and stay safe <3

~J-Gull~

Originally posted by junhoontrash

S.Coups

His responsible leaser/dad mode just got turned on my friend. He would begin asking you questions like where did you get it from?, is it okay?, did you steal it? And would be beyond worried about you just in case it’s not healthy and carrying something and would be like oml take it to the vet so we can find a home for it. Then you’d be like wdym? it’s staying with us and he’ll be like oml no neither of us are home mot of the time. But with enough begging and aegyo he would begin to consider the idea of keeping it.

Originally posted by imaginesofkpopandthings

“*sigh* i guess it is kinda cute”

Jeonghan

I think he would be so taken aback with you just randomly strolling ino he living room with the cutest kitten he’s ever seen just laying in your hand. He wouldn’t even greet you he’d run straight for the kitten, taking it away from your hands and cooing over it. At that point you’d be like “AHEM” and he’d be like “oh hey babe”. He would ask so many questions about it and would beg you to let it stay which you were planning anyways. He would be so excited and i think you may even get a bit jelly with how much he loves this kitten lmao but don’t worry he still loves you… i think.

Originally posted by gyushua

“oml it’s so cute i can’t handle it”

Joshua

He’s another one that would give you a full speech on responsibility and all the effort that goes nto looking after an animal. “babe you couldn’t even look after a plant without it dying within a week what makes you think you can look after a kitten?”. But the kid is easily sweyed by your aegyo and the cats cuteness so he gives in but not without letting you know at least 10 times that he will most definatley not be helping you. Ends up helping anyway.

Originally posted by gyushua

“Fine i admit that it is extreamly cute”

Jun

omg this kid becomes an excited puppy once he sees the cute creature in you arms. He would immediatley run up to greet you ad this cute ass kitten in your arms like he’s be like oml where did this come from can we keep it what if it gets lonley when w’re not here we need to get it a frien oml we need to get it clothes.And you’re just like jeez slow down buster but he’s so excited so let him live.

Originally posted by fy-junhui

“I can’t believe we haven’t even named it yet”

“it’s been literally 2 minutes…”

Hoshi

As we all know this kid is a bit 4D so when you walk through the door with a random ass kitten at first he’s just gonna give you that like wtf face. “did we always have a cat tf?” But then when you explain the situation he’s be like oh cool. I feel like he’d be one to sort of stare at the kitten in facination and start talking to it like it would actually talk back but he soon falls in love with it an they literally become best friends. Somehow he knows like all of the cats needs like “babe C/N (cat’s name)is cold could you tuen on the heat?” “how do you even know that?” “how do you not?”

Originally posted by kwoshi

*just pretend he’s playing with a kitten okay? *

“It’s just so small like how?”

Wonwoo

Honestly he would mile so big when he saw you walk through he door with a kitten. You would always go on and on about how you want a kitten but he would never give his opinions on that so he knew it was only a matter of time before you decided to just go out and get one. He would smile fondly at yo from where he was sitting and ask you, “What’s that you have there babe?” You couldn’t help but feel a lil guilty for not notifying hm first but as you start rambling he assures you its okay an he knows how much you wanted one so he’s 100% okay with it. pretty soon he ends up loving it as much as he loves you.

Originally posted by visual-17

“You’re too cute, of course we can keep it”

Woozi

He would be another one to give you the talk about responisbility as soon as you ask him if you guys could keep the kitten. He just wants you to know what you would be getting yourself into when talking about keeping an animal especially when the two of you were so busy. But this lecture wouldn’t last very long due to your puppy eyes and aegyo (the kis is a sucker for your aegyo send help). Having the kitten around begins to grow on him but he isn’t a massive fan of coming home to cat poop in his room.

Originally posted by 95pjm

“fine we can keep it but it isn’t nearly as cute as you”

DK

OML this boy has been asking if you guys could get a pet as soon as you had moved in with eachother like he would be bugging you until the day you actually bought a kitten home. So when you walk through that door with this tiny cute ass kitten into the living room bruh i think he would acc explode from excitement. Like you don’t understand how hyped he would be like before you can say surprise he’s already clled all of the members to come look at his new friend and he’s already ounced on top of you giving you endless amount of kisses.

Originally posted by just-soonyoung

*ignore woozi*

*from above you* ”Thank you babe this is the best surprise you could’ve given me”

“get off me you’re crushing me and the kitten”

“my bad”

Mingyu

This boy would be equally as excited as jeonghan like as soon as you walk through that door into the living room he would awe so loudly and rush over to you. Flirt off helping you with any bags or coats you haveand then taking the small kitten out of your hands. He would ask you a few questions about how and why you decided to get a kitten and once you explain that you’ve alwasy wanted one he would be like cool.  He would quickly grow attatched to the kitten , rubbing his face all over its fur. It’s all cute and all up until he starts sneezing all over the place .

Originally posted by dokyummm

“uh oh”

The8

No matter how savage and stoney face this boy is we all know hw’s super soft and cute. Seeing you walking in with a kitten he would be confused asf like “hello? who’s this?” Once you explain that it’s your new pet giving him a guilty smile he would laugh it off, telling you that he’s cool with it but to inform him next time you spontaniously go out to get a kitten. At first he would only really stroke the kitten and then leave it with you cuz like hello cat fur and black clothes isn’t a good look but one day it falls asleep in his lap and he’s been in love with it ever since. And of course seeing your two favorite things cuddled together sleeping on the sofa is a sight to behold.

Originally posted by rappershua

“Is… Is that a kitten?”

Seungkwan

Sassy boo has come out to play everyone. When he sees you with the kitten he’s like “erm excuse you but who said you could bring home a kitten” and you’re like boi 1. this isn’t even your house and 2. we don’t live together and he’s like oh right. Will probably get jelly if you pay attention to the kitten more than to him and wil get sulky and pouty if you don’t love him.

Originally posted by shiroisaku

“just tell me i’m cuter”

Vernon

You ask vernon to come to your dorms because you had a surprise for him and honestly speaking he was scared af cuz you were v unpredictable. When he walked into your living room he was shocked to see a tiny kitten sitting on your shoulder “surprise?”. To say he was shook was an understatment cuz he was always under the impression that you were a dog person but as you explained that it looked too cute you couldn’t just NOT take it home he couldn’t help but chuckle at your lack off willpower. Soon the two of you were brain storming for names whilst cuddling with your new child.

Originally posted by sneezes

“wait you actualy got a kitten, i thought you liked dogs”

“things change kid”

“i’m older than you…”

Dino

Okay so Dino has been here listening when you blabbed on and on about getting a kitten so he wasn’t surpised at all when you called him to your dorm to come see the kitten. As soon as he sees you and the kitten he greets you with the “it’s about time jeez you’ve been talking about this for months”. This itten has just become yalls child like the members are always like chill tf out cuz yall speak to it in baby talk anyways. Welp up until jeonghan is ike “i can’t believe my baby had a baby” and now you guys only love your child privatly

Originally posted by performanceunit

“it’s about time…”

jabberwockypie  asked:

What does Riya look like, though?

Riya also has her own mood board (X) as well as her own spin off planned cause people found out about the interracial wlw vampire subplot so now Petticoats and Fangs is a thing too.

Riya is Vlad’s adopted sister, which is to say, Vlad took one look at the small, lonely orphaned human child in his stepmother’s care and went “welp, guess I’m a big brother now” and adopted her.

It doesn’t matter how old and eldritch an abomination you are, when a child hands you a paper tea cup you sit down on the floor and drink your god damn imaginary tea.

She’s since become tall and trim, with tightly curled hair she keeps piled up in elaborate styles. Her eyes are described as dark and infinitely kind, with a mouth prone to being generous with smiling. She’s an excitable, bubbly person, but also kept very much subdued by the restraints placed upon her by her adopted mother who has very definite ideas about how a Lady Ought To Be.

Unlike the rest of the immediate Blutstein family (Who presently consist of The Count, Vlad, and The Count’s Fourth Wife- Lady Margarete) Riya is dark skinned. Her parentage is not exactly known, only that her mother was a servant in the castle and died of plague almost a century ago. Lady Margarete’s children also died in that same plague, and seeing his new wife inconsolable, the Count took the orphaned baby and gave her to Lady Margarete as one would hand a doll to a crying child. A few years later, realizing that this very human child was still being treated as a thing to play with and not a person, Vlad intervened, taking over her schooling but also the role of playmate. He retains fond memories of teaching her how to skate on the frozen lake, even if Riya herself has forgotten them since her transformation into a vampire. She is 97 at the start of Hunger Pangs.

She’s an accomplished dancer and pianist and sings moderately well but prefers to accompany others. She adores fashion and is always dressed in the latest à la mode. She has become something of a style icon among the young folk, much to Lady Margarete’s mild embarrassment, threatening to cut off her spending if she’s seen wearing red nails again. Vlad lets her paint his nails instead out of solidarity, starting another trend. Lady Margarete quietly despairs and gives up.

I'm Sorry : Alternate Ending

Many were already complaining by the fact that Idle was too much of a “pacifist” in Part 4.

Well. Here’s the thing.

I needed it to achieve a happy ending.

But if you wanted an angsty ending you could have said so from the start of this fanfic.

Welp. For all them people who wanted Idle to go “genocide”. (lookin at rouge and rey thotheyaremysenpais)

Here we go.

Don’t blame me if anything happens to you, ok?

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Idle can’t believe what he is seeing.

Colonna, the once, sweet and cheerful Colly has become a ruthless MONSTER.

Idle can’t help but feel angry, sad and guilty at the same time.

And right now, he is looking at the sight of his ex-bestfriend, crying over the fact that she slashed Siren instead of him.

He looked around at his friends,

Xahji probably gonna be blind forever,

Dance loosing a hell lot of blood from his wound,

PaperJam holding on to Fresh as both of them slowly fall unconcious,

Cray helping them move together,

Swifty helping Snazzy,

And of course, Siren.

He has that one big slash across his chest.

Idle felt angry.

No, furious!

He will never unsee this at all.

He looks back at the still crying Colly, the blaze in her eye gone by now.

“You’ll pay for this…..” Idle murmured.

He saw the knife and picked it up, making sure that Colonna doesn’t notice.

He looked down at Colly who was on her knees and hands, orange tears still flowing like a waterfall.

He kneeled down to her level and hugged her. (don’t judge it yet, folks)

“I-Idle?” Colonna muttered as she felt Idle hug her.

“Colly……” Knife in hand, he quickly stabbed her at her back, deep and rough.

The pain rose up to Colonna as she muffled her own scream on Idle’s shoulder, grasping lots of his shirt.

“This was for hurting my friends….” Idle whispered to her, moving the knife slowly out of her back, making it more painful.

He let go of the hug and looked at Colonna’s face, blood dripping at the side of her mouth.

“This is for everything else.” Idle stabbed her again, this time, straight to her chest that cages her soul. If she even has one..

Slowly, her grip on Idle goes weak. She is becoming more weak as more and more of her blood drip down her back.

Oddly so, Colonna looked at Idle one last time with eyes that seem…… Happy?

She smiled and mouthed a thank you as she slowly turned to dust, covering Idle’s bloody shirt.

Her face before she died made the cracks on Idle’s Soul grow worst. He felt it.

His tears run down his face as he too, slowly turn to dust, inch by inch.

“Idle?” Swifty called out to him.

He didn’t respond. He just went next to Siren.

“Idle….” Siren held Idle’s cheek with his hand.

Idle kissed Siren one last time before his remaining parts slowly turned to dust as well.

Siren’s tears broke free, staining the ground.

He grasped the remaining clothes that was left of his lost lover.

Error opened the rooftop door just in time to see Idle completely turn to dust.

Cray was at the corner, crying next to Fresh and PJ, while Swifty was hugging the clothes of both his dead friends, crying loudly.

Goth quickly rushed to his sister who was still hugging Snazzy.

Palette, Ink and Error went straight to Paperjam, Fresh and Cray.

Nightmare rushed to Swifty, Siren and Dance, calling the police and the ambulance.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

“Hello, 911?”

“What do you need, sir?”

“There’s been death at UnderHigh.”

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Mun: I…. @blogthegreatrouge !! Lookit what she did to your Colonna!! @reyindee !! IDLE DIED

Originally posted by n-wordbelike