(Takes plastic bag with turkey sandwich, banana, and two mini-oranges out with post it note that says “I love you. You can get through the night” )
Co-worker: awwww that’s adorable. Who packed that for you?
Me: oh. I did. I live by myself.
Co-worker: you packed your own nutritional zip-lock meal and a note that says ‘I love you"
Me: I happen to like eating nutritionally and loving myself