well yeah i made a thing

“It’s a story about the origin of Alchemy in Amestris. It claims the entire kingdom of Xerxes was destroyed in a single night, and the only survivor wandered into Amestris shortly afterwards. He was the one who went on to spread the science of Alchemy.”

Guys. Guys? Guys.

That sure is some distinctive and recognizable facial hair and also face structure, gee I wonder where I’ve seen it beforeOHWAIT

If you’d excuse me, I need to get something out of my system.

W H A T

Alright. Okay. Yeah, sure, if Greed was alive for 200 years, and Hohenheim created the Homunculi, then it makes sense that the guy is super fucking old. But I guess Hohenheim created modern Alchemy so holy shit.

What is Hohenheim? Is he a Homunculus as well? IS HE PRIDE? I THINK HE MIGHT BE PRIDE. THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE HERE

BUT THEN WHO MADE HOHENHEIM/PRIDE

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You stared at her, shocked by her admission. You were surprised that someone as brilliant and beautiful as Alex Danvers had feelings for you. 

“Why, why didn’t you tell me sooner?”

“I was scared. I, well I was scared I’d lose you. This job, the things we see everyday, the danger, it made me scared to get attached but I’m ready now.” You smiled, feeling your heart swell at the thought that she cared about you.

“Well, how about we get a drink? Get to know each other outside of catching aliens?”

“Yeah, i’d like that.”

anonymous asked:

hi! i love your art, it's so pretty ♥ and you draw feet really well, do you have any tips?

thank you a lot anon!! (  /)w(\) here, i made a few notes about the steps i follow while drawing feet:

^ that’s assuming you’re not drawing from a low perspective, as if the camera was on the floor or something like that!

SORRY MY HANDWRITING SUCKS and i’m not really good at explaining things bc i don’t really follow a guide and stuff so yeah BUT I HOPE IT WAS HELPFUL TO YOU!!

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White Day  ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘)

Voltron + Social Media

Keith

  • two words: conspiracy theories
  • runs a Tumblr and YouTube account dedicated to conspiracy theories

  • stalks those ‘unexplained posts’ social media accounts

  • boy basically believes in anything from ghosts to Nessie to fairies to Mothman and to the moon landing being fake


Lance

  • the funny relatable Viner
  • Vine is dead now so he vlogs on YouTube

  • “STORY TIME: I WAS CRADLED IN MY ARMS BY AN ALIEN?!?!”

  • collabed with Keith one time on a video and it didn’t end well


Hunk

  • posts cooking videos (mostly on Instagram)
  • also runs a food porn account

  • has more than 700k followers

  • was noticed by Gordon Ramsey on Twitter


Pidge

  • F A N G I R L
  • gets noticed by her faves

  • also follows science accounts

  • Lance and Keith’s #1 subscriber


Shiro

  • doesn’t really get social media
  • but stalks Instagram eye makeup tutorial accounts

  • Pidge has made him accounts for everything but he never posts

  • space dad too busy with his children to use social media honestly


Coran

  • you know those Earth Pics accounts? Yeah well Coran runs one except it’s Universe Pics
  • the pics aren’t high quality but he tries

  • whenever the team goes to a planet the first thing he does is take pictures of the landscape, culture, people, etc.

  • actually got verified on Twitter


Allura

  • queen of Instagram, A++ selfies with the greatest lighting, makeup, angles (and Lance photobombs)
  • runs a makeup account

  • spends her free time dragging Galra on Twitter

  • goals honestly


Bonus

  • Lance and Keith are the internet’s otp (but they deny it all the time)
*watching ice skating competition with my family*
  • Me: Wow! That triple axel was amazing! Even though, I would really like to see a quadruple axel in competition.
  • Mom: How come you know so many things about ice skating?
  • Me: Well, I'm kind of obsessed with it
  • Mom: And what made you obsessed?
  • Me *sweats*

this… this was going to be an answer to a question about germany and prussia being cops, but i didnt even draw germany, so, my bad, scratch that, ill answer that ask properly later

so, you know those cops, the ones that are born bulldogs? that true detective shit, those whove seen enough to say and believe in things like, “there are people among us who shouldnt be allowed to be among us”? yeah, well, none of these fuckwads are made from that cut of fabric. ive always envisioned that uk, fr, usa, and pr were just playing at cops, that they were always meant to be doing something else. that, theyll play up the game, but when it looks to be going south, theyll break, and boy, will they break bad. in the course of the au, some of them discover what that something theyre meant to be doing is, and some of them dont 

ive also decided, just now in fact, that trucker canada was definitely a park ranger in his past. its important to me that if america is the epitome of the frontier (in all its terrible vastness, that male fantasy of untrammeled autonomy, all those myths of selfishness and individualism and isolationism – and the worst narrative of them all: the one about performative heroism), then canada can only be about survival. america is the vice of longing to be lonely (“if i must deal with others, i will do it on my own terms”), and canada is the virtue of that loneliness 

so, yeah, canada and germany divide the world of law between them; there is no third

the world belongs to you an eastern promises mafia au series

“You started doing/liking this sport because of that anime you’re watching.”

Yeah, so?

Maybe it wasn’t so common, and people didn’t talk about it before.

Maybe I didn’t like it or actually understood how it worked until I watched it from a different perspective.

Fuck, maybe I didn’t even like it until the characters made me become attached to it.

The thing is, it makes me happy. I enjoy it. Just because cartoons made me interested in it in the first place, it doesn’t make me less of a fan. I’m not an athletic person, and the only thing I actually found interesting was art and animation. And I’m glad that that helped me find out new things I enjoy as well.

So fuck yeah, join that swim club because of Free!. Fuck yeah, buy that volleyball because of Haikyuu!!. Fuck yeah, try ice skating because of Yuri!!! On Ice. Just do it.

  • Hook: okay so one of us needs to be the distraction while the other chucks the squid ink at him
  • Hook: I vote for me
  • Emma: are you sure, I mean traditionally the blonde chick is the distraction
  • Hook: Swan, we both know you excel at throwing things, and I am a master of distraction
  • Hook: I distract people just by walking past and saying something about the weather
  • Hook: I have made people go weak in the knees by saying "cumulonimbus"
  • Hook: remember yesterday when you wanted to angst about your fate, I distracted you for five hours
  • Emma: well...
  • Hook: six if you count the time in the kitchen, and I do think it counts, since I highly doubt you can sound like THAT when you're angsting
  • Emma:
  • Emma: okay yeah fair point
  • Emma: but Killian we are talking about Rumplestiltskin, he's immune to your charms
  • Hook: correction, he PRETENDS to be immune
  • Hook: in any case I am also a master provocateur
  • Emma: oh god
  • Emma: will you stop using words like that so we can get this show on the road
  • Hook: I told you I'm good at this

update: bi dude was at the ugly sweater christmas party i went to the other day and came up to me like

“was i that drunk or did we bond over being bisexual last time i saw you”

and i laughed “yeah man i had your drunk tears on my shoulder. though i guess the bonding worked cause you could hardly call yourself bisexual that night”

“yeah, idk, i guess i’m used to the judgement i never realized it was ever an ok thing to be. thanks for that - really. made me hate myself less.” and we hugged it out, and spoke about our adventures with girls and guys and THEN this other dude whose in my DnD group who i didn’t even know was Bi was like, drunk by this point “ARE WE TALKIN BI” and brings his girlfriend over whose bisexual as well apparently and jesus there were so many of us in one table talking about our experiences it was great. I’m sure it was also great for him too. He seemed happy 😊

for those that have been asking how’s he’s been! 💖💜💙

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The crazy scientist and his creation, “together”… What a twist.

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Well, here’s another one from the sudden burst of inspiration thats now…a something. I don’t know what it is and I’m scared to go into r/tf2 to see what its mutated into, but here it is. ctf_2fort, possibly the most iconic map in TF2′s inventory (despite how crappy it is).  


made in magicavoxel


oh yeah, I’m probably not going to upload a new one tomorrow. these take ungodly amounts of time (this one took circa 12 hours) and I still have things to do.


-λ

  • *The sacrifice being demanded is Magnus' memories of Governor Callen*
  • Magnus: You know what, here's what I'm gonna say. Merle, Taako?
  • Taako: Yeah?
  • Magnus: Don't try to remind me of it. But if in your journeys you ever meet a slimy asshole named Governor Callen, kill him on sight. Don't talk to him, don't let him talk to you, kill him. And tell him it's for Julia. That's the one thing I want you to say to his face before you kill him. "This is for Julia" and then end him then and there.
  • Taako: And then loot him for Julia!
  • Magnus: You do whatever the fuck you want after that.
  • Merle: Well listen, we kill most of the people we come into contact with anyway so-
  • Taako: Yeah, statistically speaking we were probably gonna kill him anyway!
  • Merle: Deal made!
  • Taako: Yeah, deal confirmed!
  • Magnus: Accepted.

Maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much,
And maybe this thing was a masterpiece ‘til you tore it all up.
Running scared, I was there, I remember it all too well.

You call me up again just to break me like a promise.
So casually cruel in the name of being honest.
I’m a crumpled up piece of paper lying here
'Cause I remember it all, all, all too well.

Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it
I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it
After plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own
Now you mail back my things and I walk home alone

But you keep my old scarf from that very first week
'Cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me
You can’t get rid of it, 'cause you remember it all too well, yeah

'Cause there we are again, when I loved you so
Back before you lost the one real thing you’ve ever known
It was rare, I was there, I remember it all too well

—  Taylor swift || My favorite song

i think it’s time for me to talk about the revival, yeah? cause like it has been a few hours, the hype of seeing everyone again is over and my brain can finally focus on what actually happened rather than just seeing them on my screen.

well, first: the revival was really good for emily, luke and lorelai. they were like my favorite part of the whole thing. their storylines shone and it was just what i wanted for them. they made the whole thing good for me. i’m not happy, but i’m content and that’s thanks to them.

second: i knew amy&co would screw up with rory and logan because i just knew it, okay? it was very different of how i thought things would go (aka rory ~realizing jess was the ~one all along as if logan never existed in the first place because that’s the kind of thing i expected from amy), but it doesn’t make it better. it’s just a bit less painful. 

lbh, amy ripped apart all the character growth logan went through, especially in s07. like, we are talking about the guy who walked away from family business and tried to build his own thing?? and like @hotarurea said, the only “plausible” explanation for all that regression was that rory’s no just broke him in a way that he just gave up on all his progress - which is really depressing to think about. and tbh? i like to think logan is stronger than that. i know (matt’s know, every breathing being knows) that rory is the love of logan’s life, but he shouldn’t depend on her to function as a decent human being.

and seriously? totally unbelievable that logan would cross the ocean to cheer up rory and still marry the heiress. like, does that sound like logan at all? seriously, the difference between logan and the other rory had in her life was that he stayed. he always stayed and having him letting her go when he could do something to be with her? even just try? yeah, that’s not logan huntzberger. dude, if s7!logan ever met revival!logan, he’d beat the crap out of him. and then he’d shake revival!logan and say “what the fuck are you doing? what’s wrong with you?”. so that makes me feel a bit better.

and rory was ripped apart too. like the whole paul thing? while i found hilarious for two seconds, it really got discussing and old real fast. look, if it was logan doing that (aka forgetting that he was even dating and he had to break up with the woman), people would want to set the world on fire because women shouldn’t be treated like that. and you know what? men shouldn’t too. nobody should. nobody deserves what rory did to paul. what happened to sympathetic rory? jfc that was horrible. 

in the end, i think amy treated rory worse than did logan and that’s saying something.

i mean, what kind of end was that?  

i mean her dream career that she busted her ass off for? didn’t work at all and now she writes books.

the only man she ever truly loved? staying with a fiance he doesn’t love for no good reason at all aside family - which in previous season he had told them to fuck off and made no sense he wouldn’t do it again, especially for rory (the woman he actually loved)

giving her a baby when she felt the most vulnerable because life has come to full circle??? that’s the final message of gilmore girls??? doesn’t matter how much you grow in life, you’ll replicate your parents mistakes??? 

that life coming in full circle is rory unhappy, unemployed, pregnant and still loving a man who is miserably engaged in name of his family???

honestly, why amy&co hated rory gilmore so much that they had to give her that kind of ending? 

Fake Chats #19
  • Taehyung: ~Jin of the Jungle~
  • Jimin: I don't get your point
  • Taehyung: there's no point, I just think it's funny
  • Jimin: okay?
  • Taehyung: Kookie would've at least been meme-y about it
  • Jimin: so go talk to Kookie
  • Jungkook: I made that joke two days ago, stop copying me
  • Taehyung: yeah, well Jimin was born in Busan first!
  • Jungkook: ?
  • Taehyung: and so what if Jiminnie and I are always whispering? We're best friends!
  • Jungkook: is your logic in a safe you've forgotten the password of?
  • Taehyung: nobody understands me
  • Yoongi: that's the first sensible thing you've said today
Idk what possessed me but here I made part 2. (13 panels)

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