well where is he

Imagine smiling to yourself at the sight of Woozi eating his meals well.

Batman Odyssey is mostly just Batman recapping his dumbest stories, the fictional equivalent of a friend who gets really high and won’t shut up. Also, for some reason every chapter starts with a (probably) naked, (improbably) hairy Bruce Wayne giving you his best we-just-fucked eyes.

Also for some reason, Batman now has a casual, fast-quipping style of speaking, but without any sense of wit, the kind of thing that Joss Whedon would write after suffering a massive head trauma.

Amongst the stories that he’s bragging to us about? Well there’s the one where he became friends with a wizard and an alien, and learned that our planet is hollow and populated with dinosaurs.

The writer of this comic is Neal Adams, a die-hard expanding-earth conspiracy theorist, who is using this book to express his conviction that the planet is expanding and its insides contain a subterranean utopia of forgotten species. At one point Batman even teams up with a Neanderthal version of himself, some dude called Jamroth Bok who dresses like a purple Batman and employs a dinosaur to act as his version of Robin.

The 6 Most Insane Batman Scenes Ever Written

Sunrise.

Spencer Reid x Reader

There may be 7.2 billion people in the world, but there was only one messy-haired boy you wanted to wake up early to watch the sunrise with.

Originally posted by gold-motel

You woke up to a vacant space next to you where Spencer should’ve been. You were on a rare vacation with your boyfriend and were cherishing every moment of it, this was one of the few times where Spence wasn’t on call so right now you were guaranteed a full week with him. The two of you were right by the beach in a lovely hotel room, you splurged and in turn got the nicest room they had to offer. It was like a flat, complete with a kitchen and living room along with the bedroom and bathroom.

You looked around the dark bedroom confused because, well, where else could he be? Turning to the alarm clock you furrowed your eyebrows– 5:29 am. 

You were free of any clothes so you quickly pulled Spencer’s huge crewneck sweatshirt that he’d been wearing last night over your head and breathed in the scent of it. You placed your glasses on your face and went to use the bathroom, the reason you woke in the first place. After doing so you looked around the bedroom once more before your eyes fell upon the balcony.

There he was. Spencer was wearing his glasses and a thin sweater along with his boxers. He was sitting on a lounge chair and staring out at the sea, right above it the sky was beginning to brighten due to the upcoming sunrise.

You approached the glass sliding door and opened it then shut it behind you. You shivered a bit– without the sun out it was a little chilly, especially to your bare legs.

Spencer turned around to look at you and smiled. “Hey baby, what are you doing up?” he asked. 

“I should be asking you the same thing, doctor.” You replied with a sleepy smile that mirrored his. You went to stand next to him as he sat in the chair and wrapped an arm around your waist.

“I woke up and couldn’t fall back asleep and the sun is supposed to rise at 5:37, so I thought I’d watch it.” He explained with a shrug.

“Cool, mind if I join you?” you asked.

Spencer responded with a smile and tugged you closer to sit into his lap. You curled into him and hoped that none of the neighbors were outside and could see you, because between Spencer in boxers and your lack of undergarments, it wasn’t hard to piece together what you two had done last night. Spencer let out a content sigh and pressed a kiss to your lips, he hadn’t felt this relaxed and calm in quite a while.

5:37 am rolled around. Over the water the sun began to rise, it was orange and the clouds surrounding it were a mixture of yellow and pink. Golden hues tinted the entire sky. Mother Nature was feeling creative today– she’d used every warm tone in her palette to paint the atmosphere.

The sea reflected the brightness of the sun and you in turn almost gasped. In a matter of maybe four minutes it was over, the sun had risen fully.

“Absolutely breathtaking,” you breathed, vision still focused on the horizon.

“Yeah,” Spencer replied with his eyes directed right at your face, “breathtaking.”


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I can imagine Murdoc going to a Spanish-speaking country and bargain the hell out of the marketplaces, to the point where he’s like “Well, it’s so cheap that it might as well be free!”, so he runs off with whatever he was fighting for and never pays.

And when he gets arrested from stealing from all of the (legal) vendors, he would just be like “I WAS BARGAINING, YOU’RE SUPPOSED YO DO THAT, SO YOU CAN’T ARREST ME!”

"history of the entire world, i guess" things that are definitely going to become meme culture

- “howw did this haappen?“ 

- "weather update”

- “the sun is a deadly lazer" 

- “coming soon to a dank river valley near you" 

- “you could make a religion out of this” 

- “wow, that’s,… big” 

- “chiiiina is whole again… then it brooooke again” 

- “helll yea now we’ve got buusiness” 

- “whoops, half of europe just died” 

- “hey christians, do you sin?” 

- “that’s bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that’s a scam.” 

- “we gotta start pillaging some stuff” 

- “let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!” 

- “you could make a reli-” “no, don’t" 

- “that’s just where he lives” 

- “they never got ethiopia” 

- “well, blame something on them and go to war" 

- “wow, that worked?” 

- “wanna print a brain?” 

- “by the way, where the hell are we?” 

- literally the whole video

rhodey is the cutest person i can’t believe this,,, saying “boom” when something goes his way…Dad Jokes™… being So Into Being War Machine oh my god literally every one-liner rhodey has is life-changing i can’t believe how good he is??? “welcome to the dance floor, boys. oh no, i didn’t say you could leave” “I think it’s weird. you look like two seals fighting over a grape” “you look damn good mr president but i’m gonna need that suit back” WAR MACHINE,,,COMIN AT U,,, “no, it’s your fault, I just wanted to say I’m sorry”

he adapts so quickly to ridiculous situations he’s brave and resilient and selfless and incredible and his password is WARMACHINEROX with an x all caps what a giant dork i love him @ marvel where the fuck is my war machine movie

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Peter Cushing as Sherlock Holmes in The Hound of The Baskervilles (1959)

“This is remarkable!”
“Superficial. There’s nothing remarkable about using one’s eyes.

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The Doctor Donna

Which OC will answer to literally every nick name given to them?

Okay but are you a Hamilton person or an Usnavi person? Non-Stop or 96000? 21 Chump Street or Freestyle Love Supreme? Long haired Lin or short haired Lin? “Whaaaaaat?” or “No Me Diga?!”

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confidence level: Ten

  ‘’ My first and last gift ‘’