well this is frightening

✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.

’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’
’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’
’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’
’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’
’ Say you’ll marry me! ’
’ I just don’t deserve you! ’
’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’
’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’
’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’
’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’
’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’
’ I’m not hungry! ’
’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’
’ Will you come down to dinner? ’
’ It would give me great pleasure… ’
’ We say please. ’
’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’
’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’
’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’
’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’
’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’
’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’
’ Oh, you look so… so… ’
’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’
’ Maybe some other time… ’
’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’
’ Why did you come here? ’
’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’
’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’
’ Please… stop… ’
’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’
’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’
’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’
’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’
’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’
’ The master of this castle… ’
’ Wait! Take me instead. ’
’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’
’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’
’ Come into the light… ’
’ You have my word… ’
’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’
’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’
’ That’s not a request! ’
’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’
’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’
’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’
’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’
’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’
’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’
’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’
’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’
’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’
’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’
’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’
’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’
’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’
’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’
’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’
’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’
’ You what? How could you do that? ’
’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’
’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’
’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’
’ What’re you staring at? ’
’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’
’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’
’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’
’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’
’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’
’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’
’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’
’ Oh, it’s no use. ’
’ I don’t know how. ’
’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’
’ There’s a stranger here! ’
’ Pardon me, Master… ’
’ Leave me in peace. ’
’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’
’ I’ll show you to your room. ’
’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’
’ You must control your temper! ’
’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’
’ You… you came back. ’
’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’
’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’
’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’
’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’
’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’
’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’
’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’
’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’
’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’
’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’
’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’
’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’
’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’
’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’
’ You really believe that? ’
’ Be our guest. ’
’ Is it dangerous? ’
’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’
’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’
’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’
’ You mean, you never learned? ’
’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’
’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’
’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’
Chewbacca And Han Solo (Jughead Jones Imagine)

Originally posted by riverrdxle

Word Count : 3728

A/N: A small disagreement escalates into something Jughead regrets from the minute he says it. But in the time of need, good will always win.

Warnings: Swearing




“Pretty please?”


“What about- “



You put your hand on you hip, “There is actually no way in hell am I wearing that.”

Jughead sighed, “Why? What’s wrong with it?”

“You want me to tell you what’s wrong with wanting me to wear a Chewbacca outfit to a party that our whole year will be at?” You asked with raised eyebrows, not understanding where the hell your dumbass boyfriend got that idea from.

“Well, we can’t both be Han Solo!” He defended, throwing his hands in the air as if it was obvious.

You scoffed. This was the biggest party in your whole social life, you looked forward to it every year. It was hosted by the one and only Cheryl Blossom and the rule was: no fancy dress = no entrance. The past years you had outdone yourself, staring off with Jasmine from Aladdin, followed by a hippie with the full flower-power theme the next, and last year you topped it off with dressing as Bellatrix Lestrange. Now this time around, you had to do even better, which meant definitely not wearing the Chewbacca costume that Jughead wanted you to.

He had brought up the idea moments ago, you were currently at lunch in the student common room, surrounded by the usual group of Archie, Betty, Veronica, Kevin, Jughead and yourself. The people you called your “best friends” all had different reactions to Jugheads couple costume idea. Veronica was looking shocked at the thought of you wearing a furry-onesie to the highest social class event of the year, Kevin nodding and agreeing with her argument that she was loudly spreading to the rest of the group. Archie was in deep conversation with Jughead about the style of his costume and planning a trip the town costume shop for a plastic gun to take royal place as Han Solos weapon. And Betty was in awe at the ‘adorable’ thought of a couple-costume.

You on the other hand, thought it was preposterous.

“Sorry to burst your bubble Juggie,” you shrugged sarcastically, placing a comforting hand on his shoulder, “but I would rather get a sticky maple from Chuck than wear a Chewbacca costume in public…or ever.”

Little did you know, that once you had said your final word and started to have a conversation with Veronica about your actual costume, Jugheads’ heart sunk. He was excited about this, the first time he wanted to do something publicly to show that you were his, and you had turned down his idea.

All he wanted to do was show the other guys that nobody was to touch you.

Looking up from your conversation with Ronnie, you noticed your boyfriend’s sunken eyes that were focused on the floor. He couldn’t be that affected by a simple costume, could he? It was just a costume, a silly outfit that he was taking way to personally to heart.

Jughead looked up and met your loving eyes with a cold stare.
“Fine, you would rather have a fun time with Chuck, then he can take you to the party.” Jughead stated

You were stunned, and as were the others it seemed because they suddenly fell quiet from their various conversations.

“What are you talking about, Juggie?” You laughed lightly, confused with the sudden turn of events.

He scoffed, “Well you obviously don’t care about me, so Chuck can take you. I’m not going.”

Archie place a hand on his elbow, “Jug don’t be an idiot- “

Jughead shrugged him away and stared accusingly at you. You started to felt your blood boil at his sudden accusations and rudeness.

“Where is, this coming from?” You asked with pure shock laced in your tone.

Of course, you cared about him, he was the one person you loved more than life for god’s sake!

“You always have to have your own way! Nothing nice for anyone else,” Jughead accused, his words becoming harsher than expected.

The way he stared at you with a cold, hard glare hurt inside and you could see the tears start to form at the bottom of your waterline, but there was no way you were going to start crying here in front of all the people.

“Fine,” you shouted back, “I will go with Chuck.”

Veronica started to say your name in a rushed tone to make you see reason, but you ignored it.

“I will go with Chuck, because I don’t want to go with someone who overreacts about a costume party and starts making accusations!” You furiously said with the anger you felt being clear in your face.

But Jugheads expression only grew angrier and suddenly, you were frightened of losing him forever.

“Well that’s good then because I don’t want to go with someone who doesn’t care about anyone but herself and acts like goddamn royalty and superior, but is actually just a fake and never gets anything right. Because guess, what I hate people like that, and guess what again, that is a definition of you.”

He spat out the words like poison, and the way they stung your heart certainly felt like it. Your stomach felt heavy, as if all the broken pieces of you heart and fallen. A single tear rolled down your cheek and the vison of Jughead was blurred.

But when he saw how much damage his words caused and how he had just destroyed anything the two of you had, the anger inside his bones was washed away and instead, he was filled with regret.
He hated the fact he had hurt you, the way he has just broken the person he loved and needed to get by.

“Y/N, I’m sorry, I did-“He began to stutter with remorse obvious in his voice. His eyes met yours but you looked away. It hurt to do so.

“No, it’s ok, you made your feelings pretty clear,” you spoke clearly, brushing the tears way with the palm of your hand and picking your back up from the couch. Without another word, you left the room.

You were closely followed by Veronica and Betty after they both started at Jughead with confusion and frustration plastered on their face and left the room, running after you to make sure you were ok. Kev left behind them, but not before putting a hand on Jugs shoulder to show he cared for him, but the fact he left to come after you showed he was concerned for you more than Jughead. Archie was still sat on the couch, just staring at his best friend as he had a mental battle with himself.

Jughead was furious with himself at the way he had overreacted and hurt you so deeply. He never meant for it to go that far, and his heart hurt at the idea of you crying somewhere feeling damaged and defeated.

Archie rose to his feet and looked Jughead straight in the eyes. No matter how much he wanted to say something to make his best friend feel better, to make him ok and tell him that there was a light at the tunnel. Archie desperately wanted to tell him that you two would make up and you would forgive him, but he couldn’t. Instead he picked up his back and made an exit for the door.

Jug’s eyes followed him out, and when Archie stopped he was hopeful that his best friend was going to be there for him in the time of need.

But all that came from Archie’s mouth was:

“You really fucked up this time, mate.”

And he left.

Jughead just sighed.

“Yeah,” he mumbled to himself. “I know.”

The tears in your eyes started to fall quicker and quicker as you stormed down the school corridors, looking for one person in particular. And when you saw him, you knew exactly what to do.

“Hey, Chuck!” You yelled down to him. Chuck was standing next to Reggie, and when he heard his named called, he turned around quickly. Your eyes met each other’s and you felt a sickening felling grow in your stomach.

“Hey, babe,” he smirked, throwing an arm around your shoulder, “what’s up?”

You shrugged his arm off – it wasn’t the same loving feeling as Jugheads. Chucks simple gesture felt dangerous, and you suddenly wanted to back out from making a mistake.

But there was no way you could go back to Jughead, not after he had hurt you like that.

So, gathering up courage, you managed to force out the words.

“Do you want to go to Cheryl’s party with me?” You spoke through gritted teeth, trying not to think about the fact you should be doing this with Jughead and not a play boy like Chuck.

You heard running from behind you and saw Betty and Veronica nearing where you were.

Betty placed a heartfelt hand on your elbow, trying to pull you away from Chuck, but your shrugged her off, “Don’t do this Y/N, you know Jughead didn’t mean it- “

“Shut up, Betty!” You spat out, not intending for it to come out quite so rude, “Sorry, it’s just that Jughead has made his feelings clear, so I’m going to take his advice.” You said, looking them in their eyes and trying to show them that you knew what you were doing.

Chuck pulled you back into his side and smirked down at you, “Yeah baby, we can go together, and after we can have a little fun.” He laughed and whispered in your ear.

Your stomach grew tighter as you felt your breakfast almost making a re-appearance. You forced a smile and just nodded at Chuck, pulling yourself out of his arms and walking towards a worried looking
Betty and a confused looking Ronnie.

“Jughead made up his mind,” you defended yourself, biting back the tears that were ready to be unleashed, “and now so have I.”

But of course, your heart took over and the tears began to spill once more. Veronica quickly pulled you into her arms, the comforting smell of her Yves Saint Laurent perfume making you feel safe for the moment. Betty joined in, and the three of you remained silently hugging in the middle of the hallway. Unbeknownst to you, Kevin and Archie has witnessed the entire matter, and when they noticed what was happening between you all, rushed over to be part of the group hug.

‘These people are here for me’ you thought to yourself. But no matter how much you wanted to be happy at that moment, you couldn’t.

Because your heart was shattered, and unfortunately, the only person who could fix it was the person who destroyed it in the first place.

And little did you know, that very same person was watching all his friends comfort you in the middle of the hallway, whilst you cried quietly because of something he did.

And he was determined to make it right.


Saturday night. Party night.

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IxxJ Friends

~ Based on our INTJ, INFJ, ISTJ and ISFJ squad ~

- Complains about his lack of romantic life 24/7.
- Only likes doing / watching / reading stuff that makes him feel good.
- Always cheerful, never happy.
- Absolute bookworm.
- Seems shy and friendly.
- Judgmental.
- Awesome fashion style.
- Hair is always on point.
- Can’t watch a show or read a book if he dislikes the main characters.
- Also emo trash™.

Common phrases include:
- “But that’s not practical”.
- “Don’t think about it so much”.
- “Learn from me”.
- “We are cleaning up right now”.
-“That’s adorable”

- Witty and sharp humor 24/7.
- Emo trash™.
- All the yes to fictional worlds.
- Awesome writer.
- Her characters are more likable and complex than most real people.
- Better psychologist than 80% of professionals.
- Loves video games.
- Needs to be in the mood in order to do something smoothly.
- Understands anyone better than they understand themselves.
- Master puzzle solver.
- Whenever she does something moral but stupid, she compares herself to James Kirk to feel validated

Common phrases include:
- “I was joking"
- “That is hilarious, dude”.
- “*Explanation about how she started saying something in an ironic way, and how she is now doing it unironically*”.
- “Everything is meaningless. I wish I was dead”.
- “Fuck you, too”.

- Very busy person.
- Everything is scheduled (revenge included).
- Prefers to read non-fiction.
- Nerdy af.
- Learns physics in their free time.
-Quotes Spock in random situations.
- Very practical and driven.

Common phrases include:
“I already did it”.
“*Smiling in a very sweet and frightening way* Well, they shouldn’t have done that”.
“World domination is the best solution”
“You have to see this”.

- If it doesn’t teach you anything then what’s the point?
- Either so driven that they ignore physical needs, or so demotivated that they can only exist in the dark™.
- Once investigated intensively to find out if it was really true that Heavy Metal had a bad influence on mental health.
- Dark humour, which increases exponentially with INFJ’s presence.
- Likes bullying ISFJ, gets bullied by ISTJ.
- Existential crisis at least twice a week.
- Seems serious and intimidating on the outside, the social anxiety is real on the inside.
- 🎵Animals are better than people🎵

Moto: If I can understand it, I can fix it.

Shared characteristics
- Avoid crowds and noisy people.
- Avoid people in general.
- 99% of our meet ups are in either one of our homes.
- Allergic to stupidity.
- Perfectionism™.
- Different manifestations of condescendence

- Shows them a meme trash™ video

- Has already seen the same meme trash™ video 10 times.

- Can be mildy amused about the meme trash™ video. Will complain anyways to put his own video of liking.

- Doesn’t get and/or hates the meme trash™ video. Pretends to enjoy it.

(Bonus: INFJ notices)


xNTx squad

xNFx squad

Pro revenge from a revenge pro.

(long story. TL;DR at the end)

If you think about it cynically, one of the functions of the police is to provide a sort of society-wide revenge service. Unfortunately for this sub, it’s usually kind of boring. When cops do take exceptional revenge, it’s usually unfortunate and icky, like a dirty beating in the no-camera areas of the copshop, or giving someone the silent-patrolman treatment during transport. Fortunately, most cop revenge isn’t dramatic - it’s procedural. You misbehave, we do the paperwork, and eventually some consequences happen, or not.

Sometimes, however, you get a chance to take a bit of vengeance that is (i hope) the very definition of professional.

For a time, I was a small-town Canadian cop, working in $hicksville, $province. Several years before I came to work in the town, there was an event which entered town legend (and made national news - the funny little throwaway story they go to just before the end of the broadcast). Some kids committed an act of spectacular and iconic vandalism, and cost the town quite a bit of money. They were all caught, tried and sentenced to probation terms with restitution. I would love to provide details, but anything more would be immediately identifying.

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bilbo & thorin || compare/contrast


Ivar x Reader

Warnings: Alluding to abused Reader, Protective!Ivar, Posesive!Ivar

“You, where is my daughter!” Your mother bellowed, looking up at the Ragnarssons as they lazed about outside the main hall. Ivar could hear Sigurd snickering next to him as the angry woman glared at him.

Everyone knew Ivar was fond of you, in fact no one dare came near you or lay a hand on you lest Ivar find out, which amused Sigurd because anyone who wanted you would simply look for Ivar.

“I do not know where (Y/N) is, perhaps you should keep a closer watch over her.” Ivar drawled and your mother turned a faint shade of red.

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Moon Signs:

The Moon rules your emotional self, the way you think and react to others.It also represents your inner mood. It is the second most important thing in your birth chart after your sun sign.

Aries Moon:Moon Sign Aries is happy, optimistic, and impatient. They live for the moment, forgetting all else. Instant gratification is their middle name. They are passionate and have no qualms about sharing how they feel. At the same time, they can be very independent. They don’t like to take no for an answer. They have the self-confidence to put themselves out there and they want to make a strong impression. Subtle does not describe this Sign. They are well-suited to meeting challenges that may destroy lesser people. 

Taurus Moon:Taurus Moon likes the familiar instead of the exotic. They will be prepared to put up with just about anything to preserve this familiar sense of security. Strong-willed, they are set in their ways. They want to create a solid, comfortable existence so they feel secure and happy. Moon in Taurus is steady, and makes those near them feel comforted. They can be very conservative and set in their ways. Sociable, Moon Sign Taurus loves companionship. They are emotionally balanced, and like to finish one thing before starting another.

Gemini Moon:Witty and charming, Gemini Moon is fun and pleasant to hang out with. Their twin aspect also makes them moody and irritable, though. If you can put up with the constant switch from one to the other, you will find that they are very interesting people to be around. They like to have a hand in everything, are usually well-informed and are the basis for the saying “curiosity killed the cat.” Their inquisitiveness is all-encompassing. Like other air signs, the Moon Sign Gemini is adept at saying what they think is expected before they have a chance to think about it.

Cancer Moon:Cancer Moon has a knack for being in touch with their feelings, as well as those of others. They may be so in touch with their feelings that they become very self-absorbed. At the same time, they are so in touch with others’ feelings that they can see through any superficial statements of well-being. They have a terrific memory, especially for emotional things. The Cancer Moon Sign looks for familiarity and security. They tend to cling to their home, their family and friends, and their possessions. They really appreciate peace and quiet, and they are not big fans of change.

Leo Moon:Leo Moon likes to be the center of attention… when they are comfortable in the situation. They may do a lot of entertaining at home and they have a great sense of comic timing. Those born with the Moon in Leo are talented organizers, and may bring that out of the point of trying to organise and  control their friends and family. They want to create and entertain… although they may end up being too lazy to actually put things together as often as they would like. Their natural bossiness helps them be good at delegating chores to others, although deep down they really want to treat others fairly.

Virgo Moon:Virgo Moon looks to the little things in life for their happiness and security. They may deny it, but they actually enjoy activities like running errands, taking care of details, and so on. They may complain about it, but as long as they feel appreciated they will  do their best to not only take care of themselves, they’ll take care of you, too. They will usually be the first to volunteer to help someone else. They may be a bit low in self-esteem, but many are very happy to have a normal, pedestrian life. Simplicity is their mantra and they feel most at home when they can go through life without a lot of public attention. 

Libra Moon:Libra Moon does not like to be alone… they thrive in a partnership. Many will get married young or choose to move in with someone. In order to facilitate this, they may make a lot of concessions to their partner in order to keep the peace. They are social, sympathetic and they love a rousing debate. They need someone they can feel an intellectual and emotional rapport with.Libra Moon wants someone with them all the time… even for that little trip to fill up the gas tank. They believe there is strength in numbers. Charming and attractive, they are often found flirting. They are usually very gentle and refined in their manners. They make friends easily, and may be fickle.

Scorpio Moon:Scorpio Moon lives for emotional intensity. They have the ability to see through anyone right to their innermost feelings. This can be disturbing to some people and intriguing for others. They have a need for change and rebirth. Their life may be full of drama and upheaval which they feel is out of their control. But if their life begins tofeel “normal” they are the first one to create some test for someone in their life just to create excitement. Emotional drama fulfills them.Scorpio Moon wants it all… they don’t do anything halfway or waste their time with meaningless relationships. They want commitment. They may also expect their partner to give up something for them, although they have a deep fear of betrayal. 

Sagittarius Moon: Sagittarius Moon is happy-go-lucky and free-spirited… as long as they aren’t cooped up. They need space and personal freedom to be happy. They love to be physically active. Travel, sports, socializing… it doesn’t matter what it is as long as it is active. They love open spaces, indoors and out. Optimistic and cheerful, Sagittarius Moon is always upbeat, even when they’ve disappointed you for the third time because they once again forgot the lunch date you had planned.They are competitive and love the outdoors. They are usually natural athletes, or if not, they appreciate athleticism in others.

Capricorn Moon: Capricorn Moon needs to feel useful and productive. They are competent and collected, even when their emotions are churning beneath the surface. They want realistic goals and clear boundaries set. They are not risk takers. They much prefer security and safety and plan ahead for every eventuality.Capricorn Moon does not deal well with all those messy emotions… they are frightened of dealing with them. While they can have some mood swings and can dip pretty far into the darkness themselves, they don’t like to delve into this side. The Capricorn Moon Sign person is their own worst critic, and they can be really hard on themselves. They often hide their own sensitivity behind a sarcastic demeanor.

Aquarius Moon: Aquarius Moon is very observant. They love to study human nature and analyze why everyone around them acts the way they do. They are often shy themselves, and may appear a bit detached. If you sit down and talk with an Aquarius Moon, they will probably tell you that they always felt “different” when they were growing up. While they can be sociable, at heart they would rather be on their own.They may have a strong ego, and they"ll do their level best to be unusual. It is not their lot to be mainstream or “fit in." 

Pisces Moon: Those born with a Pisces Moon will often have strong psychic abilities. They find it easy to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes and are amazingly compassionate and full of love. Unfortunately, this capacity also makes it easy for them to lose themselves in others’ problems. They are natural romantics, and never forget a gift on Valentine’s Day or someone’s birthday.Pisces Moon appears to know all the nuances of human behavior. They are easily amused. They may be labelled as "spaced out,” but they are deeper than most people think. They are easily misunderstood since they often get lost in their dreams.

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okay okay okay new list: top ten favorite critical role eps. IN ORDER

This is difficult, holy cow! I thought about defying this post and making a list of my ten least favorite eps, but was tragically unable to come up with ten episodes I disliked so, uh. Probably should’ve seen that coming. Okay, you win, here goes nothing, I’m definitely missing a bunch, this list changes on any give day, etc. etc. etc.

10. Episode 31: Gunpowder Plot. Every now and then, despite its huge cast, the show gets to highlight one-on-one interactions between Matt and a player. Scanlan spends the better part of an hour alone, a single gnome bard trying to navigate an ambush in an enemy stronghold. The process involves turning into a triceratops, defeating a dozen guards, breathing fire, and shoving a goliath off a flaming rooftop in the rain. That sequence is legendary for a reason.

9. Episode 25: Crimson Diplomacy. Mainly the first half, although Kit Buss is wonderful as Lilith and gets more screen time in the latter half. I think this episode kind of jump-started the more serious RPing on the show (which isn’t to say there weren’t great moments earlier!)–for the first time, it felt like it wasn’t so much the players worrying about losing a character as it was the other characters worrying about losing a friend. Vax completely failing to talk his way out of the Briarwoods’ chambers, “Jenga!”, Vex storming in with double natural twenties, “Sylas!” Matt did a phenomenal job juggling the tension in order to make this encounter feel like a difficult situation that was still winnable.

8. Episode 69: Passed Through Fire. I remember seeing a post from somebody who happened upon this episode on Twitch without having seen any of the rest of the show, and they said they were blown away by the emotional extremes in this episode alone. Pretty much everyone was crying, and then pretty much everyone was crying with laughter. There’s also the wonderful letter from Kerrek, VM doing shots, and the start of several RP threads that unravel over the course of the next few episodes. Also, the cliffhanger at the end of this one jumpstarts the endgame in a big way.

7. Episode 57: Duskmeadow. This was a really unexpected episode watching live, because the entire cast had been out doing interviews about CR all day and then came straight from that to this, so it’s a wonder anyone was coherent. And yet, true to form, we get Matt playing a dozen different recurring characters expertly, we get the long-awaited confrontation between Vax and the Raven Queen, we get a bunch of other wonderful character beats, and we get one of the most genuinely startling cliffhangers in the show, with a callback that stretches 36 episodes.

6. Episode 49: A Name Is Earned. The first half is a really archetypal low-risk fight for this show in that it showcases each of the characters’ strengths and weaknesses, often in hilarious ways–Keyleth accidentally disarming a trap, Percy attempting to hit someone with a lance and finally giving up and just shooting him, Vax stealthing by sinking into the snow up to the tips of his ears, Vex sending Trinket barrelling out as a cannonball. It’s a good time. And the sphinx’s puzzle is wonderfully fun and just complicated enough to keep everyone guessing–on rewatching, it’s great to see how Matt manages to drop hints without being too obvious about it. And, of course, the utterly heartbreaking moment where the whole Craven Edge arc comes to a head with Grog accidentally hurting Pike… oh man. So good.

5. Episode 63: The Echo Tree. The climax of the Feywild arc wound up being the payoff for a lot of character beats for Vex, and I’m not sure there’s been a villain who so easily and immediately got to the root of a character’s insecurities. Matt having this baddie incorporate the details of a short story that Laura wrote about Vex was vicious. It’s also so impressive that he was able to create a character who immediately brought up all of Vex’s insecurities and worries about putting her friends in danger, about being cruel and unwanted and never belonging, and there’s still that horrible guilt when she finally does fire on him. The sequence between Vex and Sondur is phenomenal.

4. Episodes 43/44: Return to Vasselheim/The Sunken Tomb. I’m counting this one as a two-parter because it features the same guest stars and makes up a pretty coherent little standalone. Absolute goofiness with amazingly funny little interpersonal moments between party members, guests, and NPCs; I’m a big fan of any time we get to see VM from an outsider’s perspective, and Zahra and Kash’s perspective is just the right mix of fond and sardonic. We get an oddly sweet after-school-special Grog moment, we get a beholder fight… and then we get everything going just unfathomably wrong in the last thirty minutes, completely out of nowhere. Half the party’s character arcs shifted permanently because of one failed saving throw.

3. Episode 89: Curious Tides. There aren’t a lot of recent episodes on this list, just because I generally only get to watch ‘em live and so they kind of all blur together and it becomes tough to remember specific episodes. But this one stood out. Any episode that can balance the extreme of a ritual that involves promising one god you’ll dedicate your life to killing another with the extreme of a well-meaning robot sketching the entire party while they’re sleeping? It’s a good time. Intense foreshadowing of some of the plot to come alongside hilarious (and wonderfully soothing) downtime shenanigans.

2. Episode 40: Desperate Measures. The completely world-shattering shift in the previous episode was startling enough, but it’s a testament to the RPing chops of the players and DM that they took the time to carefully play out the consequences of that change. What do you do when all the major population centers are being destroyed and any attempts to fight back are squashed? How far are you willing to go for a slim chance to instantly reverse what was done? Everyone in this episode is hurting and confused and frightened, and that comes across so well in the ways they lash out at each other. Despite the absolute crushing bleakness of the situation, this episode lays the groundwork for the emotional and plot-related beats of the next fifty episodes in the form of a tattered, piecemeal sort of hope.

1. Episode 52: The Kill Box. It’s one big battle, it should by rights drag out, but it’s so good. Every single member of the cast is so invested (Travis: “I can feel my heartbeat in my face…”), and it isn’t often that the party manages to catch Matt off-guard in a combat situation, but in this episode they just keep managing to surprise him again and again and again. And even their clever strategizing wouldn’t have been enough to save the entire party from the very real threat of a wipe once things start going sideways, if it weren’t for an absurd series of natural twenties to save the day. There have been a lot of mega-epic battles on this show since then, but none have hit this absolutely unreal combination of strategy and luck. This is the game-y part of the show at its absolute best.

Lich King Boyfriend Part Two

Part two of three. A continuation for @ladyccr  and her commission. You guys need to thank this wonderful lady for all the commissions she has put out into the world!

 I cannot describe my fascination with him. I suppose after years of being under the rule of heavy-handed men, he is an oddity. I had never seen anything like him at all either. He is quite astounding. Sometimes he never keeps the same shape. The one he does keep quite consistently is tall and dominating. The skin on his chest is pulled taut, showing the jagged rib cage beneath. His shoulders are broad and spiked. His face is hollow, it’s covered by a cage of armor and there are dark blue eyes glowing inside. Sometimes his face looks like a skeleton, sometimes a glowing billow of blue flames. I’m not exactly sure what his face looks like.

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The Son(g) of Ice and Fire

I saw someone commenting on a George RR Martin interview where he talks about why he named the series Ice and Fire. This person seemed to assume that George’s answer meant that Jon and Daenerys represent Ice and Fire together, respectively, which is something I have always very vocally disagreed with, and will continue to do until Martin himself tells me I’m wrong (that means Dan and David and their fanfic freakshow and magazine covers are irrelevant to me). 

Originally posted by to-eternal-darkness

I read/listened to this interview a long, long time ago, and it never gave me the impression that my idea of what the Song of Ice and Fire means, is wrong… 
Here’s why:


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Studio Ghibli & Mr. Miyazaki starters

- suggested by Anonymous and pulled from various films/sources

  • “You cannot alter your fate. However, you can rise to meet it”
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden”
  • “I’ve got something I want to protect - it’s you”
  • “I think we ought to live happily ever after”
  • “Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return”
  • “It will protect you. It’s made from the threads your friends wove together”
  • “Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it”
  • “We need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes, it’s not easy”
  • “I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them”
  • “Here’s another curse: may all your bacon burn!”

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Mafia AUs

Masquerade Ashida

“Just say the word.” came the whisper as Victor stepped close, behind them Yuuri was aware of guns out and at the ready, of confused men and questioned loyalties, here Victor was offering, and Yuuri was too selfish to say no.“Ok.” Yuuri smiled as this game of masquerade came to an end, what would happen now, he didn’t know, he would probably die, his family would come after him and try to put a knife in his back or a bullet between his eyes, none of it mattered, because together they would fight, and the rest of the world would finally burn.

Omerta - Kashoku

Minako had said he was a blessing - that his pockets were deep and Yuuri was lucky to have caught his eye.But Viktor Nikiforov was a curse, and Yuuri finds himself trapped in a world of blood and death where it takes violence to mend what is broken.

Separation Anxiety Okaeri_Kairi

Deep in the dark and unsettling back alleys of St. Petersburg, a network of crime rings and rival families makes up the heart of the mafia that runs the city’s underground. Of these, none is more feared than the Nikiforov family, an infamous group that is said to be led by a man of cold blood and steel. Viktor, the son of the previous boss, knows only too well just how frightening and unstable this man is.He is, after all, married to him.

Offer Me That Deathless Death - marihy

Yuuri was just trying to be a gentleman by walking the red-haired woman home.He hadn’t meant to get whisked away by the top members of the Russian Mafia, he definitely hadn’t meant to get two of the most powerful men in the world trying to kill him, and he definitely definitely hadn’t meant to seduce the pakhan.But now that he’s in this mess, he’s going to fight to the finish.

Kintsugi - witchbane

Yuuri Katsuki is a hitman burdened with a debt he can never repay. His target: Viktor Nikiforov, next Pakhan to one of the most dangerous families in the Russian mafia.When the two are drawn into a treacherous alliance after a mission gone wrong, the bonds of love and loyalty to family and duty begin to unravel—even as they get more tangled up in each other.

A lack of Invitations - AphroditeB00w  

Viktor is ex-Russian mob knife for hire, with a terrifying reputation. Yuuri is a Japanese mob boss. They encounter each other at a party and for some reason, Yuuri is intrigued enough to hire Viktor on.

Settle Down - artemisgrace  

Viktor Nikiforov was born into this life of violence and crime. As the son of a top-dog in the Russian mafia, there was no other path for him to take, and yet, it doesn’t really suit his nature. He seeks an escape, some semblance of a normal life, and in a café on a Wednesday morning, he finds his shred of normality in the form of Yuuri Katsuki.
Yuuri Katsuki is a broke college student, struggling to balance grades, finances, and his passion for figure skating. He would consider his life to be rather plain and uninteresting. That is, until a whirlwind of a man by the name of Viktor blows into his life, and he soon finds himself in deeper than he could ever have predicted.

White Rose - keppokeppon098

Twenty seven years old and unmated. The heir of the Nikiforov Group, Viktor Nikiforov almost died if someone with a black women kimono with white rose pattern hadn’t saved his life. He didn’t know who it was but a white handkerchief which had the same pattern as the kimono would bring him to his savior…And maybe his fated mate.

My Sugar Daddy Can’t Be a Mobster! - PockyofNyanyaland  

Student-athlete Yuuri Katsuki is struggling to balance his training, schoolwork, and expenses. When his roommate introduces him to the lucrative prospect of being a sugar baby, he meets Viktor Nikiforov, an enigmatic man whose pockets run deeper than the Mariana Trench. Viktor wants Yuri at any cost and Yuri is smitten enough to ignore the fact that there is indeed, a gun in Viktor’s pants.In the process of keeping Yuuri safe, his friends don’t notice their own benefactors’ oddities. For instance, Otabek has just signed his first exclusive contract to a teenager with an anger management problem and three body guards. Chris’s lawyer ‘daddy’ spends half his time spoiling Chris and the other half cheating the legal system. JJ’s sugar mama is as supportive as she is psychotic. Guang Hong’s boyfriend’s studio may be a front for illegal weapons trade. And Phichit?Well, Phichit may be their pimp.

Glutton for Punishment - claimthatbooty

Yuuri Katsuki, the secret leader of the largest mafia in Russia, had just ordered him to suck his cock in his office. What could he do to surprise Yuuri more than Yuuri’s ever surprised him?

Hiding in Plain Sight - Rin Asami (TsumetaiHakumei)

How well can you really know someone? The person you’ve spent weeks or months with, could they really be nothing as they appear? Can two world-known figure skaters be, not just superior athletes, but also superior killers for their respective mafia syndicates? Victor and Yuri are about to find out if the other is really who they appear to be or if they’ve been hiding in plain sight the entire time. When the Russian Bratva and Japanese Yakuza collide, how can it not end up in a bloodbath?

The Red Triangle - basedHermes

“Beauty isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.”

On Ice - littlemisslawyer

A skating accident leads Viktor Nikiforov, five time world champion and the current pakhan of the Blue Rose Mafia, to the hands of one very adorable doctor.

Wine Colored Days Warmed by the Sun - Erushi

Yuuri turns to regard him. “You look very young for a businessman,” he says. Victor laughs. “Mine’s a family business, too.” It’s not exactly a lie. Or: The Mafia AU in which Victor’s an heir to the Russian mob, Yuuri just so happens to be visiting St. Petersburg, and there’s a hitman loose in the city.

Teach Me How To Say Goodbye - otayuri_oh_nice

“You fooled me once, Altin,” Yuri said tilting his head lightly to the side. “I won’t make the same mistake twice.” “I don’t understand!” “Sure you don’t, traitor.”
“Traitor?” There it was, that spark Yuri had been waiting for. It was there so briefly he would’ve missed it if his eyes weren’t glued to Otabek’s. But he’d seen it. He was good, but Yuri was better. Obviously. Otabek was chained to the chair and not him.

Bill Skarsgard Imagine

Bill Skarsgard x reader 

Requested: “The reader finds out she’s pregnant & she’s really nervous to tell bill. So she doesn’t for a while until the stress of bill being gone all the time , her working in her own career, and just plain stress of life becomes too much for her causing her body to shut down. Bills at work when he gets a call your in the hospital and when he finds out he gets super pissed and worried bc you didn’t tell him. But he’s also over the moon in excitement”

Originally posted by bills-skarsgard

Originally posted by tardiskadarmavi

Your pov

You stood over the sink looking at the multiple pregnancy tests. They were all positive. You were nervous, you were beyond nervous. You’ve always wanted kids but you weren’t sure if Bill would want to have kids with you. I mean you guys aren’t even married yet. You just lived together. 

You were scared that Bill wouldn’t want to keep the baby. He has his career that’s just starting to take off. IT had just been released in theatres so everybody’s been buzzing about him. Casting directors are looking at him for there own projects.

Not even to mention your own career in the entertainment industry. You were an actress as well but not as known as he was becoming yet. You wanted to be known by your name not his. As of recently, you were got the role in a movie that was predicted to do well in theatres. You were casted as Wonder Woman in the DC franchise (because I love wonder woman alot and i’m excited for the justice league movie). You were already in shape and was due for filming in a few weeks. Your career, in short, was starting to take off as well.

You and him didn’t have time to raise a baby. You both had your different careers that you needed to worry about.

You slide down onto the bathroom floor, knees brought up to your chest. You were conflicted. You wanted to have this child but at the same time you didn’t. You thought to yourself, you were selfish.You wanted to keep doing what you loved, which was acting. 

You knew you could keep filming even though you were pregnant. They could also get rid of the bump with cgi. But one of the things you loved to do was your own stunts. Yes something that small of doing stunts. You had lived by the motto “you only live once” and because of that when it came to acting, you were always keeping up what was going on. All casting calls, seeing something that is interesting.

You knew you were being selfish, because after 9 months you could get back to doing your own things. You were addicted to your year, you enjoyed it so much that you didn’t want to stop until you died.

You were also thinking in your mind that you wanted to be financially good.  You and Bill lived in an apartment, there was no room for a baby.

There were a lot of things that you thought you were missing when you found out you were pregnant just a few moments ago. You always dreamed of being pregnant and having your own children but you wanted to have a house first, enough money to not go to work for awhile. You also wanted to be married to someone before you got pregnant and Bill and you weren’t.

You were always a profectionist and always needed things to be done the way you thought them to be other wise you would be stressed out. Sooner or later you would realize you were being childish and be happy again but not of the things that happened in the past were permanent like they were now.

A few hours later you were in the kitchen cooking dinner for you and Bill. You heard the door open and close. 

“Babe, I’m home.”

“In here,” you replied back.

Bill came into the kitchen. You looked up from what you were doing and stared at him. Bill came up and kissed you on the head and looked you in the eyes.

“You alright?” Bill asked you. You nodded and put on a fake smile. You weren’t going to tell Bill you were pregnant yet. He didn’t have to know yet. Or he didn’t need to know at all. You could get an abortion and then when things turned out the way you imagined them, you would try again.

You shook your head, you were being selfish again. You would wait a few weeks when you would accept that this is reality and things wouldn’t be turning out the way you wanted. You would wait until you were okay with what was happening.

You and Bill  left to go film your movies. Him filming Emperor and you filming Wonder Woman. You were still thinking about the whole pregnant thing. You didn’t tell anyone wanting to keep it to yourself until you thought things through. If you got an abortion you would feel guilty for the rest of your life and wouldn’t be able to forgive yourself.

You were preparing for your scenes in Wonder Woman, you guys were in England filming the story getting to the battle. While trying to attempt to put on your Wonder Woman red and blue armour, arose some complications. It didn’t fit.

“What do you mean it doesn’t fit?” The costume designer asked you.

“It’s too tight,” you replied motioning to your chest and stomach.

The costume designer looked at you confused. You were starting to panick. You didn’t want to intentionally kill the baby but you also didn’t want anybody to know because then word would get out and Bill would be mad for not telling him first.

You then somehow shimmied your way out of the armour. The same time, the director, Paddy came in. You looked at her worried. You knew she wouldn’t mind but you didn’t want anybody to know.

Patty was having a conversation with the costume director asking what they could do to fix it from being tight.

“I mean, it’s supposed to be tight,” Patty said carefully. You looked at her and nodded your head, signaling that you knew it was supposed to be tight.

“I mean, you fit this when you filmed Batman vs Superman,” Patty continued.

“I don’t know what happened, all I know is that when I put on I couldn’t breathe.” Maybe it was you being stressed from everything that was making it hard for you to breathe.

When you looked away the air around you started to grow hot and you felt it harder to breathe, you also wanted to cry. You started panicking and quickly passed out.

Bills pov

Bill was on set filming his new movie Emperor while you filmed Wonder Woman. He was extremely proud of you. He missed you a lot because when he got home from promoting IT and doing interviews, a week later you guys had to go your separate ways to film your own movies. That’s what was hard about being an actor, which was being away from the ones you loved for a long time.

He was in his trailer going over his lines when his phone started ringing. He looked at the caller ID to see that he didn’t recognize the number. He would’ve picked up but he didn’t recall auditioning for anything, so he ignored it. Continuing to read his lines, his phoen rang again. The same caller calling. He decided after a few seconds of looking at his phone that it could be important.

“Hello?” He asked into his phone.

“Um…..Is this Bill, y/n’s boyfriend Bill Skarsgard….” the voice on the other end was female and sounded worried. He put his script on the table and stood up, now being worried himself about you.

“Yes, is something wrong?”

“Um….I’m Patty….The director of Wonder Woman. You know your girlfriend is supposed to be filming now….”

“What do you mean supposed to? Is she okay?” He asked a little more frightened.

“Well….she sort of passed out. We don’t know why. She was being fitted for her costume and it didn’t fit, she sat down, and the next thing I know her head falls onto the table and she’s unconscious.”

Bill couldn’t speak. For all he knew was that he needed to get to you and he needed to get to you now.

“Where is she?” He asked and started gathering his stuff.

“We took her to (hospital name), I’m in the waiting room write now.”

“I’m on my way, keep me updated on her condition.”

“Will do,” Paddy said and he hung up. He told the director where he was going and what happened. He excused him to go and said that they could put off filming for a little while.

-At the hospital-

Bill had just arrived at the hospital. Patty had sent him directions of where to go and how to find them when he got there. Once at the hospital he found Paddy, and asked how you were doing.

“They said that she’s fine,” he looked confused, “that she passed out due to being stressed. But I’ve never seen her do this though.” Patty knew you and she knew you weren’t the type to pass out from stress for no one reason.

“I..um, have to go,” Patty told Bill. Bill nodded understandingly.

“I’ll tell keep you updated on how she is.”

“Thank you,” Patty said. She put her hand on Bills shoulder and smiled weakly and left. Bill was outside your room looking at you through the glass, you were sleeping.

You were never like this. Patty knew that too. The doctor came out and saw Bill.

“Are you family?” The doctor asked him.

“I’m her husband,” Bill said quickly, afraid that if he said boyfriend that he would kick him out because being your boyfriend isn’t technically family, by law.

The doctor nodded, “Well she just passed out from too much stress. She should be fine. She will be ready to leave in a few days.”

Bill nodded, glad that you were okay.

“Also, the baby is going to be alright too. Baby’s normal, even after that little stress attack,” the doctor told Bill finally.

Bill looked confused, “Baby?”

The doctor looked up from the papers from his clipboard, “Yes, healthy baby. It’s a good thing the baby wasn’t harmed when she…..” he motioned towards you.

Bill nodded weakly and poiltely said thank you. He watched as the doctor left and went into the hospital room you were in and sat beside you.

Your pov

You opened your eyes slowly and looked around the room. You had woken up before and fell back to asleep. You adjusted to the bright lights in the room. When you were fully awake you looked to your right to see Bill. He was sitting on a chair and looked like he had been crying.

“Bill?” you said weakly.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were pregnant?” He asked you seriously. You could tell there was anger in his voice. You didn’t know what to say to him. You didn’t know where to start, so you just layed there, wasn’t like you were going anywhere to begin with.

Bill got up from the chair angrily and you watched as the chair fell over.

“Why didn’t you tell me we were having a baby y/n!”

“I wanted to but I didn’t…." 

"You didn’t what?” You just shrugged you didn’t know if you wanted to tell him.  

“You didn’t what?”

“I didn’t know if I wanted to keep it!” You finally said to him with tears in your eyes. 

“What?” Bill said softly now. 

“With everything that’s been happening,” you now started crying, “I’m selfish. I haven’t gotten married. I don’t have a house. I have a movie I need to film, multiple because there’s multiple movies where I need to portray Wonder Woman in, which will take me away from home…..” you were now balling your eyes out, hands covering your eyes as you let the tears run down your face.

You kept crying until you felt a dip in the bed next to you. You felt long legs near your legs and you felt gigantic hands touch yours and pull your small ones away from your eyes. Bill was holding your hands in one hand and in the other he turned your face so you would look at him.

“Is that why you’re stressed?” You nodded weakly, “over all those small things?”

“Those things aren’t small to me!” You looked away and tried to pull your hands free from Bill but even with muscles he was still stronger than you.

“We could always get married after you give birth,” you looked at him with a weak smile. “In fact, we don’t we don’t have to invite our baby there. We cold act like you were never pregnant, go on our honeymoon, have sex, pretend your pregnant for 9 months by putting a basketball in you shirt and then, there’s our baby being handed to us by Alexander.”

You laughed and Bill smiled.

“We’re not doing that,” you said to him. He just smiled. 

“It was a good plan in my head,” he said to you. You just laughed at him. No matter what Bill could always make you smile.

You looked at Bill and you saw his smile growing wider and wider.

“What?” You asked him. 

“I can’t believe we’re going to be parents.” You just smiled. Maybe you should’ve told Bill from the beginning. He could’ve helped you through all this stress.

You guys just stared at each other and admired each other. Bill took a strand of your hair and put it behind your hear.

“Don’t worry, we’ll figure things out.” Bill said and you believed him. Because when it came to him, doing anything with him is perfect already.

anonymous asked:

So here's an ask for ya! So some OW peeps of your choice get into an argument with their s/o, but they strike them way hard in their blind rage. This causes the s/o to flee in fear for a few days (but they're found!) How would they react? What would they do to get their s/o back?



  • Immediately knows he’s fucked up. The hurt look in your eyes is enough to change him back… but it’s too late. You’re already sniffing as you’re out the door. He tried to chase you but you’re already gone
  • When you’re not there at Overwatch the following day, his mind is restless, give it three days and he’s full blown panic mode.
  • They sent out a team to find you but days went by and he was growing restless. Blaming himself and pacing. His focus was off, he’d sometimes have to leave a room because of how close to tears he was.
  • They found you after 10 days. McCree walked into 76’s office to find you curled up in a chair with a blanket around you. Cuts on your cheek and bruised
  • He was by your side immediately. Apologising through the tears and almost shaking. You just kind of melted into his arms, glad to be safe because you really did miss him.


  • Accepted the fact that he messed up and that you needed time on your own. He did beat himself up over it for the whole night, regretting everything he said
  • Stayed pretty cool on the outside but when you didn’t turn up for a few days, he began to panic internally. He’d request for a party to search for you but it had to be kept quiet
  • Shut himself off from everyone whilst you were gone. He couldn’t deal with everyone’s questions about you and why you weren’t at Overwatch.
  • Broke down the minute he lay eyes on you. Pulled you into his arms. It was the first time you’d seen him show such emotion so you were a little shocked
  • He swore he’d never do anything like that again. He was a fool but he thought you were even crazier for wanting to stay with him.


  • He slipped up, lost control and became someone you’d never seen before… it was terrifying
  • Like Hanzo, he kept quiet until he found you. He’d make it his mission to find you on his own. It was his mistake, not anyone else’s to fix for him
  • It only took him 24 hours after the fight to find you because of how well he knew you
  • You were still frightened when you lay eyes on him, backing away from him. He held his hands up, lifting up hos mask and throwing it aside.
  • You took this as a sign that the real Genji was back. You ran straight into his arms and cried into his chest, he stroked your hair, apologising frantically.
Destiny D&D Class: Titan


Description: A hardened and disciplined warrior that places an emphasis on protection and mayhem, utilizing arcane abilities and brute strength.

Primary Ability: Strength

Saving Throw Proficiencies: Strength and Wisdom

Armor and Weapon Proficiencies: Medium Armor, Heavy Armor, Simple Weapons, Warhammer, Battleaxe

Skills: Choose two from Athletics, Intimidation, Insight, Perception, and Survival.

Leveling Up:

Hit Die: d12

Hit Die at 1st Level: 12 + Constitution Modifier

Level One:

Starting Equipment:

  • (a)Warhammer or (b)Battleaxe
  • One simple weapon
  • (a)Breastplate or (b)Chain Mail
  • Explorer’s Pack

Natural Leader: You can use your Wisdom modifier for Persuasion or Intimidation checks.

Headstrong: You may add your Strength modifier to Initiative rolls.

Level Two:

Mayhem: At level 2, you gain a number of Mayhem Points equal to your Wisdom modifier + your Titan level. With these Mayhem Points, you can use abilities and maneuvers with a bonus action that can either aid your teammates or deal devastation upon your enemies. You regain a Mayhem Point upon scoring a critical hit or killing an enemy. At level five, this increases to 1d4 Mayhem Points regained, 1d6 regained at level 10, 1d8 regained at level 15, and 1d10 regained at level 20. You regain all Mayhem Points upon a Short or Long rest.

Heavy Strike - 1 Mayhem Point: Add 1d4 force damage to any melee attack. You can increase the damage by expending more Mayhem Points for an extra 1d4 force damage per Mayhem Point used, to a maximum of half your Titan level (rounding up).

Lift - 1 Mayhem Point: You can increase your long jump distance by 10 feet, and your standing jump distance by 5 feet for one turn.

Charge - 1 Mayhem Point: Give yourself advantage on the next melee attack in the same turn.

Barricade - 2 Mayhem Points: Create a temporary barrier for 1 round of arcane light that is 5 feet wide and 3 feet tall. You and any allies standing behind this barrier gain +2 to their Armor Class against ranged attacks.

Level Three:

Element of Mayhem: Choose an Element of Mayhem from Striker (Lightning), Sentinel (Necrotic), or Sunbreaker(Fire), (Listed in another document). Your Element of Mayhem grants you more Mayhem Abilities, as well as increases the power of your existing abilities at 3rd level, 8th level, 13th level, and 18th level.

Level Four:

Ability Score Improvement: You may increase one of your Ability Scores by 2, or two Ability Scores by 1, up to a maximum of 20.

Level Five:

Strong Mayhem: Mayhem Points regained upon a critical hit or upon killing an enemy increases to 1d4.

Level Six:

Unyielding Discipline: You can use an action to rally your teammates, giving all allies within earshot 1d4 + your Wisdom modifier Temporary Hit Points, as well as Advantage on Saving Throws against being Frightened or Charmed for 1 round. This requires concentration, and you cannot use this feature again until a long rest.

Level Eight:

Ability Score Improvement: You may increase one of your Ability Scores by 2, or two Ability Scores by 1, up to a maximum of 20.

Element of Mayhem Abilities: You gain more Mayhem Abilities per described by your Element (described in another document).

Level Nine:

Unbreakable Will: You can use your reaction to protect a teammate who is attacked within 30 feet or yourself with your sheer force of will. This adds your Wisdom modifier to your teammates or your Armor Class for the attack, which could cause the attack to miss. You can use this ability a number of times equal to your Wisdom modifier, which return upon a long rest.

Level Ten:

Powerful Mayhem: Mayhem Points regained upon a critical hit or upon killing an enemy increases to 1d6.

Level Eleven:

Unnatural Haste: You can spend an action to grant yourself or a teammate a temporary boost to their swiftness. This grants a +1 bonus to Armor Class, adds +10 feet to walking speed, and enemies cannot make attacks of opportunity towards the target for the duration. This ability lasts 1 round, and cannot be used again until a short or long rest.

Level Thirteen:

Ability Score Improvement: You may increase one of your Ability Scores by 2, or two Ability Scores by 1, up to a maximum of 20.

Element of Mayhem Abilities: You gain more Mayhem Abilities per described by your Element (described in another document).

Level Fourteen:

Unmatched Fury: You can use a bonus action to grant yourself the ability to add your Wisdom modifier to damage rolls with melee attacks for 1 attack. You can use this ability a number of times equal to your Strength modifier, which return upon a long rest.

Level Fifteen:

Indomitable Mayhem: Mayhem Points regained upon a critical hit or upon killing an enemy increases to 1d8.

Level Sixteen:

Unbeatable Resolve: You can choose once per short rest to reroll a failed saving throw. You must use the new number. If the saving throw is a success, you regain a number of Mayhem Points as if you had scored a critical hit or killed an enemy.

Level Eighteen:

Ability Score Improvement: You may increase one of your Ability Scores by 2, or two Ability Scores by 1, up to a maximum of 20.

Element of Mayhem Abilities: You gain more Mayhem Abilities per described by your Element (described in another document).

Level Twenty:

Godlike Mayhem: Mayhem Points regained upon a critical hit or upon killing an enemy increases to 1d10.

Unbroken: Your Strength and Wisdom scores now become 22, unless they are already higher. Once per long rest, you can will a feat of strength to succeed, automatically causing a Strength based attack to hit, a Strength check to succeed, or a Mayhem Maneuver to have no cost.


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AOMG Gang AU // Word Count; 1,897

AOMG x Reader - Angst // Part 2

a/n; this is part 1, idk how long this series will be but I had fun writing it! <3

“Mmm, what a delightful looking snack!” A deep voice sneered while circling your chair in the dim lit room.

“Hello!” You giggled not afraid of the current situation you were in. The male that was circling you stopped behind you and tugged at your hair, forcing you to look at him. The only thing that was visible was the smirk he held over his face, you giggled once more finding the whole situation entertaining.

“You won’t be laughing when we torture you.” The deep voice resonated through the room, causing you to shiver at how deep the voice of the male was and how close his lips were to your ear.

“Threats, empty threats!” You breathed out, your chest rose and fell as you took deep breaths. Your heartbeat quickened and your smile only grew when he growled in your ear, letting go of your hair.

“Do you know who we are?” He questioned in anger that his threats didn’t frighten you. “AOMG a very well known gang, I’ve stolen from you before” You beamed while eyeing the blonde haired man who was now standing in front of you.

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