well their hands

me, at school: I can do four hours of homework tonight, right? right. that is a super reasonable thing to expect of myself.

me, at home, after 50 minutes of homework: what sort of cruel and unusual punishment did i think i was capable of handling

                                 = KNIGHT OF PENTACLES =

                                       - efficiency - routine - method - 

Ninja-Senpai’s Birthday Fan Works Contest!

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This contest is NOT limited to illustrations only! ANY VISUAL FORM or PICTURE depicting a Kei-senpai Birthday Theme is eligible for the contest!
From cosplay, to birthday party pictures, to beautiful illustrations: Anything that can be submitted as a photo or illustration is okay! Feel free to be as creative as you want!

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Only one entry per person is allowed! (Please tag your entries properly so they will be eligible for the contest. Tags do not have spaces in between the letters or words. Please make sure your entry is “birthday” themed as well.)

-Winners will be hand-picked and judged by the entire Notice Me Senpai! Design Team! We will pick 3 illustrations! 1st place will win 1500 in-game gems, 2nd place will win 750 gems, 3rd place will get 500 gems!

Deadline for Entries will be March 8, Noon, UTC +8:00 Philippine Time! Late entries will not be accepted.

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Again, please take note that we will also automatically DISQUALIFY any illustration that traces or copies other artists’ fan art or our own cg art and composition :D We will also disqualify a DIRECT trace of other existing artwork even if it’s not from Notice Me Senpai! Please only submit your own work! Thank you very much!
Baking Egg-travaganza : A Short

Requested by @penguinsup66

3 I swear if you make one more pun, I am never talking to you again

14 “ fuck you”. “that can be arranged”

Originally posted by codeprentiss

“That’s the last of them” you sighed proudly,placing the brownies onto the kitchen counter, wiping the flour off your forehead.

 “Hey love how’s it going” your wife asked walking toward you, all smiley and dressed up. 

“The brownies are done all i need to do is drizzle the caramels and I’ve got blondies in the oven” you piped clapping your hands. 

“Well they look eggcellent “ she smirked holding up two eggs from the half empty carton. You rolled your eyes. 

“Is y/d/n  ready? You asked, shaking the caramel syrup bottle. 

“Yup, I ironed her dress and even tied her hair. She’s ready to be whisked away to the bake sale” she joked holding up your batter drenched whisk and waving it in front of your nose.

 “Fuck you” you groaned as you looked at your caramel drenched brownie. “That can be arranged” she laughs, hugging you from behind, nuzzling her head in your neck.

 You giggled, arranging the brownies in the aluminum foil . 

“What do you think?” you asked, scrutinizing the brownies.

 “I think they’re a going to be flour-ed by how delicious they taste.”

“That’s it get out” you huffed shooing her out of the kitchen. 

“Y/n?”

“I swear if you make another pun I am never talking to you again!”

  “I was just going to let you know that the blondies are burning” she smirked as you squealed and ran to the oven.

ive a love hate relationship w uni bc….well on the one hands academias bad….but i get so much more done since i started like my art output has doubled atleast bc i spend all day in class n i figure i might as well get things done….which simply doesnt happen otherwise bc i jus get distracted or go to sleep n then i finish one picture a month

there are two settings. the first is success, a crushing perfection that simmers below the surface, a gritted-teeth force that breaks down more often than it runs. it is relying on panic to wake you up, it is nightmares about numbers, it is being unable to stop shaking when the test comes back, it is empty scores, no flaws found but still feels sore. it is the appearance of self-assurance, top-of-the-class, always-in-yoga. nobody gets into the room when you’re sobbing over your gpa. they only smell the candles and not the burning.

the second is failure. it comes in the wake of the smallest thing. a shrug and “you could have done better” rather than a smile. that’s it. and then it’s time to destroy everything. she frowned at me once, we aren’t really her friend and we must never speak to her again. he didn’t want to get dinner, not only is he not interested but he finds us repulsive. it is realizing you are sixteen minutes late and just skipping class rather than showing up late. it’s refusing to study because you understand nothing. it’s taking something down before someone can rip it down for you. it’s isolating yourself so nothing can hurt you and it’s hurting because you’re isolated. it’s missed calls, never-at-work, always-too-drunk. 

that’s it. all or nothing.

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older!Corvo and older!Daud meeting someplace out-of-the-way for a smoke for @yellowcandy