well that's one way to keep cool

Resting Bitch Face
  • Liam: Hey, Ryder!
  • Ryder: What?
  • Liam: You're on my sofa.
  • Ryder: And you are on my ship, your point?
  • Liam: Touche. What are you doing here?
  • Ryder: Hiding.
  • Liam: From?
  • Ryder: Jaal.
  • Liam: Why? He's only been here 5 minutes.
  • Ryder: He keeps staring at me, and scowling. It's fucking terrifying. I'm pretty sure I've heard him growl at one point.
  • Liam: Maybe that's just his face?
  • Ryder: Liam, he is an angara, I am not sure they are capable of resting bitch face. Besides he keeps following me around the room with those huge predatory eyes. Ugh.
  • Liam: Well, you are the boss, maybe he is assessing you?
  • Ryder: Or figuring out the fastest, most painful way to dismantle me.
  • Liam: Could be. Seems unlikely though, he seems cool.
  • Ryder: Oh god, not you too.
  • Liam: What do you mean not me too?
  • Ryder: If I have to listen to PeeBee sigh wistfully about his thighs one more time so help me, I will turn this ship around and dump you all on Eos.
  • Liam: What can I say, the guy has style.
  • Ryder: I am aware. Then again it could all be a ploy to enthrall you all, overthrow me, and pirate the Tempest back to Aya. I saw how he looked at it, no one should have that kind of reaction to a pile of metal. It's unnatural.
  • Liam: A bit extream, he could just knock us all out. You have seen the size of him right?
  • Ryder: I want to see him try.
  • Liam: Wait. Is this about him blowing off your piss poor attempt at being friendly?
  • Ryder: How do you even know about that?!
  • Liam: I have my sources.
  • Ryder: Just fuck off Kosta.

legendaryq  asked:

In your new article, Aether Way, you describe how there were 5 mechanics that were well-liked in early Kaladesh design, that including vehicles, energy, fabricate, and reverse engineer. I can't help but notice that's 4 mechanics -- what's up with the fifth one? Was it good enough that you guys are keeping it a secret for now for future sets, or what was it?

It was a cool mechanic that ended up adding too much complexity with Energy and Vehicles. It is something that has potential to be used again. You can call it Mechanic I.

  • Luke: It was all your friend's idea. She had dragged you to this summer camp thing 'cause she had gone there last summer and one of the counselors was, as she described, hotter than the sun. So you spent your summer helping her with crazy plans to get closer to the boy she couldn't stop talking about, and funny enough, you had laid your eyes on someone as well. You didn't want to be like all the other girls that followed him around because they were crushing on him, you wanted to be different and keep your cool. But that was hard. Every time you saw his blonde hair, tall frame and blue eyes, you were blown away. And that's why you avoided him; you and hot guys didn't get along well. It usually ended up with you making a fool of yourself. Yet, one day, when you were looking for Y/F/N to know if she had made any progress with her crush, you bumped into the one person you wanted to not have to avoid. "Sorry," you mumbled, looking down. "It's okay, (Y/N), right?", the way he said your name made your heart beat faster. "Yeah, and you're Luke, right?", it took everything in you to look into his eyes. "Yeah, I didn't get to talk to you before," he said, frowning. "Yeah, that's weird, right?", you lied, smiling. Before any awkward silence could make it's way to your conversation, you quickly asked him: "Have you seen (Y/F/N)?". "Oh, yeah," he answered, smirking, "But I can't tell you where she went." Seeing your confused expression, he explained: "Calum went to show her the counselors rooms, since she wants to be one next year...", you instantly got the hint and mentally high five'd yourself for making the plan work. "Oh," you smirked, "I guess she's in good hands then." "Yeah, so you can finally stop hanging out with her and make some new friends now," he laughed and you blushed. "The only reason why I'm here is her, I'm not really good at making friends," you shrugged. "Well, I'm helping you with that, then," he put his arms around your shoulder, "You just made yourself a new friend." With that, you spent the rest of the day talking, and later on you decided you wanted a tour around the counselors room as well.
  • Ashton: "Excuse me," you cleared your throat, knocking on the open door. "Oh, hi!", a tall boy with green eyes smiled, motioning for you to come in, "You must be (Y/N)." "Yeah," you smiled, "And you are?". "I'm Ashton," he shook your hand, "I'll be the one preparing you." "Okay, then," you smiled. It was your mom's idea for you to become a camp counselor, she said it would help you to get your mind of things, and it would be a nice way to gain money and enjoy your summer. "So, what's it like?", you asked him, trying to make small talk. "What? Being a camp counselor?", you nodded, "Well, it's hard. But it's nice, when you see everyone smiling, you know it's because you did something right." "I remember when I used to come to summer camps, I was fascinated by the counselors, they seemed so important...". "And we are!", he laughed, "This camp would be a mess without us." "It wouldn't exist without us," you chuckled. "You're going to have fun, (Y/N). It'll be nice to help you with that," even though he had an innocent smile on his lips, you couldn't help but feel another meaning behind his words. "I'm sure we'll make a great team," you smiled back, using the same tone as he did. "It's nice to have a new face around here," he smirked, walking closer to you, "Especially when it's a face as nice to look at as yours." "Well, your face isn't disappointing either," you smirked, taking one step closer to him. "Oh yeah," he chuckled, biting down on you bottom lip before letting it go, "I'm sure we'll make a great team."
  • Michael: You sat in breakfast looking worriedly around, wondering where Michael could be. The answer, of course, was in bed. All you wanted was to go wake him up and drag him out of his bed, but you couldn't do that. First of all, you were just another camper and he was a counselor; your relationship needed to remain a secret. And, then, you weren't even sure if you could call what you had a relationship. You had a crush on Michael from the moment you got to the camp, and, surprisingly enough, it seemed his feelings were the same. It didn't take long for you to start hooking up, and that's all you did, really. Stolen kisses and touches here and there, and some casual conversation, not much more than that. So, what were you? You were afraid to bring that question up, you didn't want to scare him off or anything. Yet, you couldn't help the feelings that were starting to show. Cliche much? You heard the door open and turned to see Michael with his messy hair and skinny jeans walking fast. He felt your gaze and turned, smiling sweetly at you, which you returned. And that was your usual interaction in public. You stood up, the only reason you were still there was to make sure Michael would get to breakfast in time, and now that he was there, you could go get ready for the rest of the day. "Hey, (Y/N)," you heard his voice when you were leaving. "Yeah?", you asked, turning to face him. He pointed to a door and walked out of the cafeteria. Cautiously, you followed behind, being pressed to a wall the moment you stepped out. "Good morning," he whispered against your lips, before pressing various pecks to them. "Hm, good morning," you giggled, pulling him closer by the shirt with one hand and playing with his hair with the other. Both of his hands wrapped tightly around your waist before he leaned in again, pressing his lips to yours one more time. "Hey, what if someone see us?", you asked. "No one ever comes here, we're safe," he mumbled against your lips, leaning in for another lazy kiss.
  • Calum: "(Y/N), (Y/N), (Y/N)," a young camper tugged at the sleeves of your shirt, pulling you down. "Yeah, sweetie?", you asked. You were the older camper, so you were treated just as if you were a counselor, which you were going to be next year. "Calum asked me to give you this," she giggled, handing you a flower and a piece of paper. You smiled, looking past her shoulder to see Calum standing not far away, smiling and waving, you waved back, laughing. "Well, tell him I said thank you," you told the girl. She giggled, and ran back to where Calum was. You and Calum were the camp OTP, and he only really noticed you like that after everyone started shipping you two. And from them on, you started to have casual meet ups so he could 'train' you. You opened the piece of paper, 'our spot in the woods in five?', was written in his sloppy handwriting. You looked over at him again, nodding your head. The young girl had already left, probably running to tell her friends everything about how she helped Calum to get with you. "You probably made that girl's life today," you giggled, wrapping your arms around his neck when you found him at the woods. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was glowing," he laughed, hands placed on your waist. "So, what are you teaching me today?", you stood on your tip toes to peck his lips. "I thought maybe I could tech you mouth to mouth breathing?", he smirked. "Oh, that sounds great", you giggled and he leaned down, capturing your lips in a sweet kiss. It didn't take long for his hands to creep up under your shirt, stroking your sides. "Even thought you're an excellent teacher," you broke the kiss, "I feel like I'm going to need more training sections next year when I'm a counselor." "Yeah," he laughed, "I can help you with that."

anonymous asked:

pipers-piping and geese-a-laying

11 facts about my body hmmmmm ok here they are:

  • i weight between 143-148 pounds, it varies a lot
  • im about 5'9ish maybe taller i dont actually know i slouch a lot
  • my contact prescription power is like -8, i cant see the E at the top of the eyechart without my glasses or contacts
  • i think my hair is brown but there are certain other people that say its blonde (Austin thats u)
  • my shoe size is 10.5
  • i have a really big head actually
  • two of my teeth are caps since i broke them in the 7th grade since an ornamental egg hit them
  • i can move my eyes around really well like i can make them look different ways its kinda cool
  • my tongue can touch my nose
  • i can bend my fingers in weird positions
  • my hair is really curly but ive been keeping it short lately so u cant tell as much

6 quirks literally like 10 people sent me this one ok heres some:

  • i only like to wear one sock but its weird cause i start w wearing both socks but idk what happens to one like i subconsciously take it off
  • i eat with my left hand but write with my right hand so in a way i guess im ambidextrous
  • i crack my knuckles and shoulders and neck and back and its a really bad habit tbh
  • sometimes i cant control my laugh and i laugh reallyyyy loudly its not good when im up late and people are sleeping
  • i think sometimes when i talk to certain people i start talking to them in a voice similar to theirs which is weird idk
  • i cant fall asleep before i lay on my stomach for a while first then lay on my side then on my back then back to side its a cycle that brings me comfort