well that didnt go too well

anonymous asked:

Your klance art just made me think about Lance just going full on out with the flirting and seduction with Keith and it's not like Keith doesn't like it HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO REACT he's so flustered and Lance is way too hot an Keith can't cope

haha sorry this is so late (i based it on this then realised after i finished drawing that it didnt work out as well as i’d hoped but yea oh well)  

[TRANS] NONNO MAGAZINE

1. ways that you spend your days off

JIMIN: hobbies that I do are billiards, bowling and playing computer games all together at a house with friends. when we play, it’s different who wins, but it’s certain that I do the worst no matter what

SUGA: when it’s vacation time, I try to do things that people say are ordinary (to do). It’s important to me to go to a cafe alone or meet up with friends or just a casual every day routine. because it’s a vacation, I think it’s important to spend it relaxing, rather than planning to do something special

V: I listen to several types of music, regardless of genre… classic, jazz, opera, R&B, hip hop, EDM. right now my favourite is especially Hisaishi Joe’s ‘Summer’. dadadadan~(starts to sing) I want to listen to piano performance live one day

JIN: because Jungkook said that he’s going to learn the drums in his free time on the world tour, I started to play guitar too. but since he can’t carry the drum set around with him on tour, in the end it was just me who kept practicing from bringing the guitar (laughs) I play our songs like spring day and butterfly. one day I want to show it on stage

JHOPE: recently, my hobby is collecting figurines. nowadays, things that i’ve been collecting is called “deck of skate boards”. since there are a lot of colourful designs, it’s nice just looking that them. sadly there’s no way to ride them outside

RM: the thing that I’m consumes with right now is learning Japanese. I’m watching the drama “late night restaurants” as it’s easy to understand the dialogue. getting in touch with nature is one thing that is a way of changing the mood. I go for  a walk in a park that’s close by or if i have time I go far until I reach the sea.

JK: recently, I enjoy playing FPS games. I spend about 3~4 hours every day playing so time flies in that moment (laughs) and I always listen to music. I listen to exciting music like future bass but more than that I like melodies that make my mind become calm and the and the quietness of the quite sad atmosphere.

2. favourite fashion and things in fashion you always uphold

JIMIN: once I find a fashion that I think is good, I’ll buy clothes similar to that for several months. right now I like simple fashion, such as shirts with slacks and white shirts and denim (jeans?). since I haven’t decided what fashion to do this summer…. I think I should shop and and think carefully because once I start to buy things, I tend to buy a lot of it (laughs)

SUGA: rather than having a lot of different types of clothing, I rather have an attachment to things I like and use them for a long time. I think that after debut, I’ve worn thousands of clothing that are expensive that are my preference. since I want to be a person hat looks special even just wearing ordinary things, I choose to wear simple clothes. other than that, because I don’t like to show my skin, I wear long sleeves in the summer too

V: the item I wear most often is shirts. I have several shirts that go from simple to unusual print designs. I like the Boston bag too that I bought from New York in spring. I will use it carefully!

JIN: I like neat and simple fashion. when I go to places where a lot of people see me, I try to wear as many things that I received as gifts as possible. because I think if i were them, i’d feel really happy to see precious person wearing something that I gave to them

JHOPE: I try to do styles that express me well, that are not too easy going, and not too loud either. I plan to deliver a fashion that looks cool this summer. but I haven’t been shopping since I purchased a street brand fur jacket last winter…

RM: I pick clothes that are a good style whilst having a comfortable feeling. I didn’t have confidence in my style since I didnt dress well skinny but after debuting everyone told me that my legs are pretty and long, so I challenged it. the person out of the members that dresses well, if it’s not me (laughs), is JHOPE. he’s good at matching items.

JK: I like big shapes (silhouette) like parkas, and I like the colour black. I wear similar clothes in the summer too. the genre is different but I think that RM and JHOPE dress cool

3. favourite scents?

JIMIN: the scent of flowers and meat is cooking. because I like the smell of nature more, I don’t really wear perfumes well. I currently use the scent of a diffuser that’s refreshing. but J-HOPE who is my roommate, prefers scents like this more than me

SUGA: I like perfumes that have a sweet smell but I don’t use just one kind of perfume since I only wear it occasionally, depending on the mood of that day. I like to drink coffee, when I smell the scent of it my mind becomes relaxed. coffee is like a substitute for water to me.

V: in many cases I select a refreshing scent or a scent that I relax to. I use several types to match the mood or fashion

JIN: I use sweet perfumes that linger softly. if I were to give an example, the soft feeling is like the texture of candy floss. but the smell isn’t candy floss itself (laughs)

JHOPE: since i’m very sensitive to smells, it’s only natural that I spray perfume. before I got to bed, I use a diffuser all the time that’s in our room with the sweet smell of body lotion. from our vacation in hawaii in april, i bought kona coffee powder but i tried using it as quadrant substitute

RM: smell of natural fabric softener. and I spoke with jungkook, and the smell of Japan buildings (laughs) especially the airport. when we got here we all said together “we’ve arrived in Japan!”

JK: the smell of green or the wind when spring arrives. one day in spring, I listened to music and rode a bike down the river together with RM and V, so when the distinctive air of spring arrives I feel happy and excited because of that day

4. Japanese movies, dramas, manga etc that have stuck in your memory?

JIMIN: I have seen almost all well-known manga and anime. recently I bought the novel “between calmness and passion” at the bookstore. I look forward to reading it!

SUGA: The best manga throughout my life is slam dunk! I must’ve read it over a hundred times since I read my favourite ones repeatedly. when I was young, most of the things that I watched were Japanese anime

V: recently I’ve watched all of 'we married as a job’! I like the scene where the protagonist gives a hug to the other guy who she has a marriage contract with, on every Tuesday. I remember seeing the male actor in somewhere else, I was surprised to find out that he was Hoshino Gen, an artist that I listen to often on a average day. I love the song 'every day life’ the most. I’m also practicing the love dance from the ending of the drama

JIN: I like Japanese anime’s a lot so when I was a trainee I watched one piece or bleach every week. recently I’ve been obsessed with the manga about high school volleyball called haikyuu, so I read that often

JHOPE: I really like Otsaku Ai’s 'Sakuranbo’. I listen to YUI’s song often too.

RM: I listen yo AK-69 or KOHH, Sakamoto Ryuichi, Yuhki Kuramoto’s music. I like movies that are directed by Hirokazu Koreeda. I became captivated by his calm outlook on the world that he films. If his movies screen in korea, I will certainly go.

JK: I like Japanese anime’s, I’m currently watching the same one as Jin too, haikyuu. and it’s helping me learn Japanese too!

jpn - krn; @row_baba | krn - eng; @hobuing

anonymous asked:

4 5 7 and 15 for chess please?!?!?! (God he's cute btw )

he’s flattered and so am i :D

4. Best places to kiss on their body

5. Guilty pleasures

7. Their tickle spots

i think it’s safer not to try and find out

15. What it takes to make them cry

A REALLY NICE SUNSET

SELFIE TAG THINGY !
Hello, an anon wanted to see my face yeah. I’m the middle picture btw, i found the other two guy pics on google idk who they are :///// WHO TO TAG. YOU SEE, THE MORE PEOPLE I TAG THE MORE PEOPLE WILL SEE THIS WHICH IS A BIG NO NO.

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anonymous asked:

I'm going on an ice skating date with someone I have a big crush on soon ( they asked me) and I was wondering if u have any date advice bc I've never been on a date

I’ve been on a solid maybe 10 dates in my entire life so I might not be the best person to give advice but here’s my best shot

1. Don’t talk about school… assuming you’re school-aged literally this is the most uninteresting thing you can talk about in my opinion and always without fail ends in weird silences instead, talk about something you have in common! a tv show! cool theories! tell them cool stories about when you were younger! what you wanna do when you get older! here’s a video that ive found very helpful about conversations and how to keep one going

2. Be playful! Make fun of them a little bit. Make fun of yourself a bit. Crack a joke about something that’s around you. Fall on your butt and get them to help you up. It’ll make the date more interesting and memorable and will really allow you guys to get comfortable with eachother.

3. Find out what they’re passionate about and let them talk about it. Nothing is as wonderful as someone talking about what they’re passionate about. It’ll be an opportunity to let them open up to you and will really impress them that you’re allowing them to talk about something so important. 

4. If it ends up going well, maybe kiss them goodbye. You know that one song from taylor swift where it’s like “first date didnt kiss her and I should have”. Well, if it ends up going well and you’re happy (and you think they are too) try to initiate that. It can really show them that the feeling is mutual and I think it’s super cute. If not hug them goodbye. Just don’t leave them hanging and just wave. 

If you guys have any other tips send them in– maybe i’ll make some sort of dating masterpost for everyone to see :)

obliviaet  asked:

Ahhh okay okay okay!! I for one thank you for following me! I wouldn't think you would like my blog! Anyway for a Drarry prompt! I don't have an exact idea but I want amortentia DRARRY! One of them brewing in class and one comes in wondering why it smells like who. Ooh! OR OR! The classical: you messed this up! I don't smell anything! Honestly amortentia anything!

omg whatI love your blog! thank you for following me!

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“Mr. Potter! How nice of you to join us!” Slughorn said as Harry came into class late.

“Sorry Professor. I overslept,” Harry mumbled.

“Oh not to worry, my boy! We’re just brewing up some Amortentia.”

“Um…okay,” Harry said, having no idea what Amortentia is.

“Right, well, since you came in late, it seems your usual partner, Mr. Weasley, is taken. Mr. Malfoy needs a partner, though.”

Draco’s head snapped up at this.

“I think I’d rather work alone, sir.”

“Oh nonsense, boy! Go on, take your seat.”

Harry sighed and sat down in the chair next to Draco, who just rolled his eyes at him.

“Yeah, I’m not too thrilled either,” Harry muttered to himself, but loud enough for Draco to hear.

“Well can you at least be helpful?” Draco snapped.

Harry sighed and looked over at Draco’s textbook. He didn’t want to pull out his own and risk Draco seeing all the extra writing in it. Harry didn’t bother to read what the potion actually does and just skipped right down to the instructions. Draco had already started brewing it, so Harry didn’t know what point the potion was at.

“What should I do?”

“Merlin, you’re useless.”

“Well how do you expect me to just know how far you are?!”

“Well, maybe come to class on time!”

“Do you want me to help or not?”

Draco took a deep breath, trying to calm himself.

“Step four,” he bit out.

Harry grabbed the supplies and quickly began cutting up rose thorns.

“You’re not doing it right, Potter.”

“Jesus, Malfoy. It’s fine. It just has to be cut, I don’t think it really matters how.”

“It does matter,” Draco said, and then reached over to take the knife from Harry.

When he grabbed for the knife, their hands brushed together, and Harry gasped and dropped the knife at the warmth he felt from the contact. The knife clattered on the floor, and Draco glared at him before bending down to pick it up.

“Just stay out of the way,” he muttered and made quick work of cutting up the rose thorns and throwing them into the cauldron.

Harry grew bored of just watching Draco stir and add things.

“Let me do something,” he practically whined.

Draco gave him a strange look, one that wasn’t a glare, and that Harry was surprised to see.

“I’m almost done. Just let me do it,” Draco said and added the last ingredient.

“Can I at least stir it? You did all the work, I feel bad…” Harry admitted.

He was just as shocked to hear himself say that as Draco was.

“Fine.”

Draco moved out of the way and Harry mixed the potion until it turned the proper color.

“I think we’re done, Professor!” Harry called.

Slughorn came over and looked into their cauldron.

“Well done, boys! Go ahead and smell it,” he told them before walking off to check the status of a different group’s potion.

“Smell it? Why the bloody hell would I do that?”

“Do you even know what this potion is, Potter?”

“Of course I do!” Harry lied.

He didn’t fool Draco, who just rolled his eyes.

“It’s a love potion. It’s supposed to smell like what you’re attracted to, so it varies from person to person.”

At that, Harry leaned down to smell it.

“Well it doesn’t smell any different than it has the whole time we’ve been working on it.”

“Bullshit, Potter. If you had done any work, I would believe that, but I know that I didn’t mess it up.”

Draco then lightly pushed Harry to the side so he could smell it. Harry noticed the panicked look on his face after he registered the smell.

“Well? Do you smell anything?”

“I…yeah.”

“Well what is it?”

“None of your business, Potter!”

Harry then went over by Hermione and Ron, who just finished, to smell theirs, insisting that something with his own went wrong.

“What the hell! It smells exactly the same as the one I made with…Malfoy.”

The realization quickly crashed upon Harry. He slowly made his way back over to Draco.

“Was theirs brewed correctly?” Draco asked.

“Yes,” Harry said quietly and sat down, not bothering to help Draco clean up.

Draco looked at Harry for a moment, trying to meet his eyes, but Harry wouldn’t let him. He just stared down at the desk. The bell finally rung, signaling the end of class, and Harry was the first one out. Before he could get far, though, someone called his name.

“Potter!”

Harry stopped walking, and waited for him to catch up.

“What do you want, Malfoy?”

“I, um…wanted to ask if you were okay.”

“And since when do you care about my well being?”

Draco shrugged.

“You just seemed upset.”

“Yeah, well, having a bloody potion confirm the feelings that I’ve been trying to deny isn’t exactly how I planned on today going.”

The words were out of Harry’s mouth before he realized he was saying them.

“Funny, I had the same experience.”

Harry narrowed his eyes at Draco.

“What do you mean?”

“You know exactly what I mean. I mean the same thing as you. I smelt you in the bloody potion, Potter. And I know you smelt me, too.”

Harry blushed.

“I-I didnt-”

“Really? Then please tell me why you’re acting like this.”

Harry didn’t say anything and looked away from Draco.

“How long have you felt this way?”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Harry mumbled.

“Tell me, Potter.”

Harry let out an exasperated sigh and met Draco’s grey eyes.

“I don’t know! Ages!”

“I’ve had a crush on you since first year,” Draco admitted.

Harry’s eyes widened in surprise.

“You’re joking,” Harry said, shaking his head. “This is some kind of sick joke, isn’t it?! I bet Zabini and Parkinson are just waiting around the corner, laughing!” 

Harry wasn’t sure where the sudden burst of anger came from. Draco was shocked at his outburst.

“Calm down, Harry. This isn’t a joke. I bloody love you.”

Harry stared at him with wide green eyes. He didn’t know what to think, and honestly, he was scared. He had never felt this way about anyone before, and he couldn’t handle it if Draco was just messing with him.

“Harry,” Draco said and gently took Harry’s hand. “I wouldn’t joke about this. I’ve wanted this…us for ages. You can ask anyone. They’ll tell you about how I never shut up about you.”

Harry cracked a small smile at that.

“This is…unexpected.”

Draco chuckled.

“I agree. But it’s welcome. So what do you say?”

“About what?”

Draco rolled his eyes.

“Being my boyfriend, obviously.”

Harry blushed, but couldn’t keep the smile off of his face.

“I would really like that.”

“Good,” Draco said and leaned in to press a soft kiss to Harry’s lips. “If this is how we reacted, I don’t even want to know what our friends will think.”

Harry laughed.

“I have a feeling yours won’t be too surprised. After all, you never shut up about me.”

“Oh shut up, Potter,” Draco grumbled, and then dragged a laughing Harry along to their next class.

She’s Got a Date Tonight

When I decided to post He’s Got a Date Tonight I would never have thought that it would be well-received. Thank you so much guys. I hope it doesn’t disappoint. I put it on A03 as well if you prefer reading on that platform.


7.40 pm, Scully’s apartment

While Mulder was taking place next to the neatly folded comforter on Scully’s couch, his work partner, turned date for the occasion, had run away to her bedroom. She was rummaging in her wardrobe through her tidily ordered pants, skirts and dresses.

She had already been through the skirts and dresses section thrice and she would be damned if she could not find that bloody green dress. She had bought it on a whim during one of her shopping expeditions with her sister. The colour had immediately caught her eye. The green was unique, it was not a tone she would normally wear but she had not been able to resist the urge of buying it.

Melissa had teased her about having a crush on her cute-but-a-jerk-partner and unconsciously wanting to wear the elegant dress on their first date. Dana had denied everything and rolled her eyes so hard that they had almost cramped. She was still going out with Ethan at the time and would never have thought about cheating on him.

But now everything made sense and she needed to find the precious item of clothing in the next hour. Then she could go to the restaurant with the man she had learned to fall in love with over the previous months.

She was about to cry out of despair when the blasted green garment fell on the floor of her wardrobe. She allowed herself a victorious smile and shut the doors after having retrieved a pair of black high heels. Scully hurried up and slipped on the dress and barely applied any makeup. She was almost ready to put on the one-inch high heels when she noticed she had not zipped up her dress to the top.

She had almost dislocated a shoulder trying to zip herself inside the green dress when she finally admitted defeat and went to the living room, heels in hand.

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Sanity Break (Trevor Collins)

i really didnt think my last trevor imagine was going to do as well as it did tbh so i hope u guys treat this one well too 💚🖤

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“Knock it off, Trevor,” you mumbled, keeping your eyes on the computer screen in front of you.

“But you’re not paying attention to anything I’m saying!” he whined, throwing another tiny wad of paper at you.

“Because I’m working,” you reminded him, “Maybe you should be working too.”

“But I’ve already finished editing all my videos!” he insisted, “And there’s no point in starting another 5 minutes before I leave for the day!”

“Then go pester someone else,” you growled. You quickly saved all your files before transferring them over to your USB stick, already knowing what was coming next.

Trevor was never one to take a hint, so he continued ripping up little pieces of paper, crumpling them up, and tossing them at your desk. His aim was usually pretty terrible, but he occasionally hit where he intended to – and in this case, his intended target happened to be your head.

The moment he hit your ear, you abruptly stood up, yanking your USB out of your computer, and turned off your system. You knew all eyes were on you – surprised the usually quiet person was making so much noise – as you shoved your chair under your desk.

Someone please tell me Geoff is still in this building!” you exclaimed, grabbing your bag and jacket as you turned to face everyone.

“Uh… Yeah…” Matt nodded, “I’m pretty sure he’s still in the Achievement Hunter office…”

“Thank you,” you smiled sweetly at the group, “I’ll see you all later.” You hurried out of the room before anyone could ask any questions.

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only fools fall for you

MONSTA X Bodyguard I.M 'In Your Eyes'

Anonymous asked: drabble extension with I.M for the bodyguard au ? (I love this au so so much)

Anonymous asked: i didnt want to request this in fear of you getting tired of writing bodyguard! expansions, but if you wouldn’t mind could i request an expansion for bodyguard!changkyun from Monsta X? :)

A/N: You guys are too cute. I’m glad you’re enjoying the bodyguard au so much. I hope you like this as well. ^^ 

This is a drabble expansion of a reaction I wrote here.

It had been a long day and you could barely walk a straight line down the hall to your hotel room. The conference was going well but you hadn’t made as much headway as you’d hoped. On autopilot you reached to slide the keycard in the door, but your bodyguard plucked it from your hand. Surprised you looked over your shoulder to see him with his finger to his lips.

Gesturing for you to back away you watched as he traced his fingers along the doorframe. They seemed to catch at three different points. Satisfied he nodded and unlocked the door, entering first.

Changkyun had been your guard for half a year now. Although you were used to his eccentricities you had yet to learn all his tricks. Tossing your attaché down you sank into the couch and rested your head on the back. “What were you looking for just now?”

He was making his way around the room, looking for anything out of place. It was his habit to search a newly entered area like a dog checking out a new environment. “Tape. I placed transparent tape in three spots on the door. It’s an old trick to see if anyone has come and gone while you’re away. Most people only put one so if it’s discovered it can be easily replaced. That’s why I use three.”

“Hm. Seems pretty old school. I thought you liked your high tech gadgets.”

“Sometimes the old ways are the best ways. Especially if enemies are expecting the new ways. Plus it’s good to change it up. I think everything is how we left it.”

This wasn’t surprising news. Changkyun tended to be thorough in his efforts to guard you, whether it was necessary or not. It’d been a while since you felt any sort of danger, but maybe that was because he was so damn good at what he did. Sure he was odd sometimes, but he had a knack for thinking ahead of the game. You suspected he’d been raised playing a lot of chess.

Perhaps you’d ask him tonight. Usually you shared dinner as you got ready for the next day. It gave you time to talk and you found him charming. Not in a smooth, debonair way though. He was pretty much a goofball when he wasn’t focused on his job, but it was the contrast that drew you in.

One minute he’d be running through every possible scenario of attack and adapting his plan as necessary. Once he was sure things were secure he’d relax enough to let his mind roam. Tonight he put a plate of decorative bubbled glass up to his eye to view the world. It was that carefree curiosity that made you burn with questions of your own. How did it even occur to him to look at the world that way? And more importantly, what did he see when he did?

But what intrigued you most was how he could be perfectly composed until a simple question flustered him. Ask his opinion on an outfit and he’d turn into a stammering mess. You never did it intentionally, but when it happened it was adorable. No stranger to picking up on clues yourself you began to wonder if he had a crush on you. Maybe more? And what qualities did he see in you that fascinated him?

You hoped your suspicions were right because you’d developed quite the crush of your own. With a fanciful smile you reached for your case intent on getting your papers ready for tomorrow. Something felt a little off, loose papers? Why were there—you pulled them out and your heart froze. Amidst your files were photographs of you. Cut up and marked with obscenities. Red marker drew a grotesque smile on your face to match the one drawn below on your neck. Intimidation tactics at their most juvenile. Problem was, it was still effective. 

A sound of alarm must have escaped because Changkyun was by your side instantly. Gently he took the pages out of your hand and looked them over. His expression became grim.

“Did you leave your case alone at all today?”

Shakily you nodded. “A few times when I went to the bathroom.”

“When was the last time you looked inside?”

“Around seven or so?”

“That’s too close to us leaving for here. We’re not staying.” With smooth, efficient movements he started packing your belongings. “Who the hell could get clearance into a conference if your security personnel can’t even get in?”

“There were a few people I didn’t know.”

Making a noise of frustration he stopped to look at you, more determined than you’d ever seen him. Seeing how rattled you were he came over and placed his hands on your shoulders. Gently he used his thumbs to stroke along your neck in an effort to calm you. That probably wasn't standard bodyguard tactics but you weren’t complaining.

Looking deep in your eyes he tried his best to reassure you. “It’ll be ok. I’m here and I’m not going anywhere. I promise. Now c’mon, we’ve got to get moving.” ​

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We are gonna make it, the sound that only we can beat !

anonymous asked:

#44 ("I saved your life" "You pushed me off a building") from the prompts list? :)

You didn’t elaborate who I should write about, so you’re gonna have to deal with my OCs, sorry~. I wrote this at 3AM so idk how good it is.

44. “I saved your life.” “You pushed me off a building.”

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If Adrian had the willpower, he totally would have expressed his anger at Gene through not talking to him for at least three hours. Unfortunately, he does not have the willpower, and he isn’t even angry. He can’t even bring himself to be surprised, because Gene is still the same person that tried to set a yuki-onna on fire for an experiment and willingly walked into a siren’s den to see if she could still influence a gay man. (The answer had been yes, because she ended up alluring him by promising him endless knowledge and the power to protect his family and friends, which had been sweet, but they still needed to rescue him and that had been a disaster)

So, Adrian isn’t mad at Gene, or particularly surprised. Gene isn’t a bad person, but he makes questionable decisions. He makes calculated decisions and chooses the option that allows for the best outcome, whether or not there are risks involved. If it means they come out of it alive, he doesn’t care about the how or what. Adrian loves that about him, but it doesn’t always end well for everyone.

“I saved your life,” Gene hums idly, sipping his macchiato with a bit of a smirk on his face. He leans his cheek against the back of his hand as he gazes at Adrian. It is incredibly unfair how attractively elegant he looks. Adrian had thought him plain the first time they met, but oh, how he was wrong. (Regardless of whether or not Gene agreed)

“You pushed me off a building,” Adrian responds flatly.

“You survived,” Gene says.

“You still pushed me off of a building!”

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Treat yo hobbit. A bagginsheild one shot.

Paring-bagginsheild

Rating-General

Fandoms-The hobbit.

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“Hey uncle…”
“Yes KÍli?”
“I’m Fíli…”
“Oh, well what were you going to say.”
“Well Bilbo’s birthday is coming up and I thought you might want to do something nice for him.”
“Well I already had a plan actually” No he didn’t. Thorin tried but he had completely forgotten Bilbo’s birthday… again…. the third year running. Well what did Bilbo like? Flowers, baked things, hugs…. he could do that. For the flowers the fields and woods around Erbor were covered in flowers and though the cake would be a bit more difficult but he was sure he could handle it….

“I cannot handle this, I can’t do it. This is ridiculous, I Thorin Oakensheild am admitting defeat. I have failed as a husband. This is it. It’s all over.” Fíli and KÍli snort behind their hands. “Oh shut up and help me”
“But you asked us not to help.”
“WELL I NEED HELP, OKAY?”
“Calm down Thorin. If you keep yelling Bilbo will hear you from the other side of the mountain.” Thorin sighs and flops down into a chair.
“Okay, okay. I’ll start again.”

“This is going even worse!”
“No its not, it will be fine. Just put it in the oven. But don’t leave it too long, okay?”

“You left it for THREE HOURS?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?”
“WELL I DIDNT KNOW HOW LONG CAKES TAKE TO BAKE!”
“WELL THEY DONT TAKE THREE HOURS, AND YOU SET THE ENTIRE KITCHEN ON FIRE SOMEHOW. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!”
“I DONT KNOW”
“Okay, okay…. let’s just move on to plan B. Which is?”
“Flowers”
“Well that’s good Bilbo loves flowers.”

“Okay so that could have gone better.”
“We were stung by 7 bees so KÍli had to be rushed into hospital.”
“Yeah but, Thorin, we got the flowers. So that’s the main thing right? There’s always an upside.”
“No there’s not.”

Thorin glances down at the small bunch of flowers in his hand and sighs. Today was a disaster and it was Bilbo’s birthday and he didn’t spend any time with him.
Knock, knock.
Bilbo opens the door to their rooms and let’s him in.
“In brought you flowers.”
“Mmm they’re um nice…”
“Whats wrong?”
“I’m allergic to that kind of flowers.” Thorin sighs.
“I’m so sorry Bilbo. This day has gone terrible, I tried to make you a cake and the first attempt didn’t work and then the second one I set fire to the kitchen-”
“WHA-”
“And then I picked flowers and KÍli was put in the hospital-”
“WHA-”
“And now you’re allergic to the flowers and I don’t have anything to give you for your birthday.”
“It’s… It’s fine Thorin. At least you tried and setting fire to the kitchen is a talent I’m surprised you managed to do that…I love you Thorin.” He wraps his arms around Thorin and pulls him on the sofa next to the lit fireplace. Maybe Fíli was right, maybe there was always an upside.

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I hope your patios okay and that no more things have been set in fire. Thank you so much for making this request I loved writing it and I hope you enjoyed reading it. I hope you have a nice day. Feel free to make requets in the future. -Tree ☺


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