Another story from Stop 4 Games, tho not really a ‘fuck anyone’, just amusing. It was pretty slow when an older lady and her nephew/grandson (he had to be 10 or younger) come in, asking for Saints Row 5. I explain to them that (at the time of this submission at least) there is no 5, the most recent release was subtitled 'Gat out of Hell’. As I go to find the case I tell the lady that the Saints Row series is very much rated M ( the series started out as a Grand Theft Auto competitor, then started getting a South Park sense of satire) and ask if she’s okay with that. She said “oh yea I know he’s played the rest of them”, which is whatevs, this kind of thing isn’t uncommon. So the kid looks at the box art a bit and asks what it’s about, which is pretty much in the title. There’s a character from a previous game named Gat that ended up in Hell so now you gotta get him out. Kid ponders a bit, and decides that he doesn’t want it. His reasoning? Two things, 1) he’s scared of Gat. The guy is always wearing sunglasses, so kid got the idea that it’s so that Gat’s eyes won’t fall out of his head. And 2) he’s scared of Satan. Well shit, at least he’s afraid of something.