well right now at least

So, I’ve been asked what time on the 5th pre-sales will end. And I don’t so. So I asked my husband. And he says “I don’t know, why don’t you ask your other deck?”

I married a genius you guys.

So I asked my deck, when should I end pre-sales?

Obviously. Thank you. Can you be a bit more specific?


Can I have like an actual time, maybe?

Thank you so much.

I have created the most useless deck of all time.

Reproductive choices positivity

I wish you a pleasant childfree life if you do not want children.
I wish you a pleasant parenting life if you want children.

I wish you an unfailing and safe for your health contraception if you use some.
I wish you an easy time getting pregnant if you want to be.
I wish you an competent and respectful physician if you want to sterilize yourself.

In the case of an unplanned pregnancy, i wish you supportive relationships that will support you and any decision you make.
I wish you easy access to abortion and a safe and comfortable procedure if you decide to end the pregnancy.
I wish you three healthy, painless, and enjoyable trimesters and an easy birth if you chose to keep it going.
I wish you a quick and simple administrative process if you wish to give the resulting baby up for adoption.

I wish you quick success if you have trouble conceiving.
I wish you a simple and successful adoption process if you wish to adopt.

I wish you affordable and safe medical procedures and easy administrative quests and good insurances or universal care system and a supportive and healthy environnement.

Spread the positivity. Support people and their decisions. Wish them the best. Feel the love. Share nice words and nice thoughts and congratulations and encouragements.





Of course I can’t see a single thing but THERE ARE SYMBOLS AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH. 


SO LIKE, THE SYMBOL OF WINDAM (aka Fai’s Kudan), one that might be Rayearth’s symbol (aka, Syaoran’s Kudan), Two books with suns on the spine (which aren’t the same as the spine of the Clow book, but DO look a lot like the symbol from the top of each card), a moon crescent, and a six pointed star (that doesn’t quite match the regular shape of stars they use but still). 

SO LIKE. SUPER MAGIC BOOKS, YOU KNOW? More, they all have the matching line up the top, which usually indicates that these are a series of nonfiction books, maybe even encyclopedias? 

So Fai is just casually looking right over a categorical outline of all the different types of magic in the world (and possibly, the entire multiverse) and he doesn’t even blink. 


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A little something for @alphacrone​ who wanted to read some Friendship!Jack and Bitty.  A restless night at the Haus leads to an impromptu visit to the local bowling alley.

“Just trust me on this one, Jack,” Bitty said out of the side of his mouth as he reached for a bowling ball.

Jack nodded, then turned toward Shitty.

“Yeah, sure.  I’m in,” Jack said as he handed Shitty a twenty dollar bill. 

“Lord, that’s kind of steep for me right now,” Bitty said hemming and hawing. “Well, at least it’ll be fun.”

“I feel bad taking your money, Bitty,” Shitty said as he took two crumpled tens. “But not too bad!”

Bitty looked at the balls, and decided on a neon green 12 pound ball.  

“How hard can it be?” he asked Shitty as he lifted the ball and held it to his chest.

Jack smirked, and sat down as he entered everyone’s name into the automatic scorer.  

Lardo and Shitty had been restless at the Haus that evening, and their restlessness began to spread to the rest of the team.  Even with midterms quickly approaching, no one else had any real inclination of actually doing work.

“It’s Friday night.  We’re young and alive… let’s do something. Anything for fuck’s sake,” Shitty moaned as he dramatically spread himself across the kitchen table and sighed.  

Lardo sat on the counter looking through her Instagram feed while Bitty frosted some cupcakes, and frowned upon seeing Shitty plastered on the table.

“Can you please get your stank ass head off my kitchen table?  We eat there, you know.”

“Stank ass head.  Good one, Bittle,” Jack snorted as he also sat at the table, doodling some hockey plays in the margin of his history book.

Lardo jumped off the counter and shoved her phone in front of Shitty’s face.  

“Look!  An online coupon for free pizza with a paid game at Strikers.  Get up, peeps.  We’re going bowling.”

Shitty immediately sat up and threw his fist into the air.

“Yes! A little ten pin, m’lady and gents?”

“Bowling?” Bitty said with a slight moue.

Jack stood up and said, “I could bowl.  You don’t bowl, Bittle?”

Bitty shrugged and put down the last cupcake.  “Fine… let’s go bowling, I guess.”

“Thank god, I was just about to pass out of boredom,” Lardo said as she grabbed the Haus keys from the glass bowl on the kitchen counter.

“Let’s go, kiddles.  And bring those cupcakes,” Shitty said as he followed Lardo outside.

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True blood son...and daughter - Damian Wayne x Sister!Reader

Summary : Your first meeting with your half-brother didn’t really went well, both of you being quite hot headed…Slowly but surely however, you guys warm up to each other. 

It’s meh, I’m so dissatisfied with my writing lately…hope you’ll still enjoy it :

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)


-Don’t forget I’m the true blood son ! 

-Oh yeah ? That’s funny because you know what ? I’m the true blood daughter ! So your argument is invalid. Do you think before you speak ?

Your father looked between you and Damian, not knowing what to do…This wasn’t going how he wanted it to go at all. 


Your first encounter with your half-brother Damian was…tense, to say the least. One day your dad came home with the boy, and boom, I guess you had a new brother. You were super excited. At least at first. You quickly realized that he wasn’t really…the nicest. 

Even before your father explained where he came from and all, you knew he was definitely your brother. He looked almost exactly like your dad when he was a kid. Almost exactly, because his eyes weren’t blue but green, and his skin was way darker than your father’s pale complexion. Other than that…it was like seeing a mini-Bruce. You hoped he wasn’t like your dad mentally too, because that was gonna be a nightmare…And he wasn’t. He was worst. Oh my god so much worst. 

The first words he uttered to you were full of disdain : 

-You look weak. 

Your father stiffened, ready to intervene. He knew that with you, this could go only two ways : you’d loose all control and fight Damian, or ignore him completely, much like your mother would. Your mother, Catwoman, champion in ignoring people that annoy her since the day she was born. You took the second option, and with a little smile that made Damian fumed, you turned away from him, going back to the work you were doing on the bat mobile before your dad emerged with your brother. Hum. Half-brother. 

But Damian wouldn’t have it. He already met the other batboys, and he made sure they knew that Batman’s TRUE son was home. He went too you, under your father’s gaze. Your dad was still ready to lunge forward between you two. 

-Did you hear me ? 


Damian was confused. Even Dick, who seemed like the most collected one, reacted to his provocations. And here you were, kinda ignoring him, a smug look on your face. He had to assure his superiority on you, and you had to react for it to work !! 

-You look very weak. 

-You already said that. Redundant. 

-You look like you…

-Hey, listen, I know what you did to Dick, Jay and Tim ok ? Won’t work with me, I don’t care about your little need to feel better than us. So here we go, I’m gonna tell you know : hey, you’re better than me. Cool right ? I bet you feel great now. 

-Well at least you know your place. 

Oh damn. You were doing such a good job. You were being so calm and collected, like your father taught you. You should have kept ignoring him, just like your mom did to people she didn’t like…You knew he was eventually going to say something that’d make you mad. And here. “Know your place” ? “KNOW YOUR PLACE” ? How dare he ?!  

You stood up to face him. He was almost as tall as you, even though he was definitely years younger, no more than 10, and you were already (your age). You were kinda short. Like your mom. In the corner of your eyes, you could see your father coming towards you, but you made him understand with your eyes that he shouldn’t intervene. You needed to do this. And so he stopped, and looked at you two. 

-Do you want me to teach you your place ? 

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I’ve always wanted...

-An adult version of the baby from the first Ice Age movie to reunite with the rest of the herd.

-“A Bugs Life II,” with Dot growing up and learning the duties of a princess in Atta’s place.

-The Iron Giant II: He sacrificed himself at the end of the movie and his parts went ALL over the place…but he DIDN’T die.  I always expected a movie where his parts finally came back together and he reunited with Hogarth.

-The chipmunks singing “Boys and Girls of Rock and Roll” in one of their live action movies

-For Jack to be reunited with an older version of the baby he took care of in the first series (Samurai Jack)

-A modern crossover between the newer Sesame Street characters and the newer Muppet characters, just like the specials in the old days

-There to be consistency in the fact that in the first Monster’s Inc. movie, Mike told Sully, “You’ve been jealous of my looks since 3rd grade,” rather for them to make a completely new plot where the first time they met was in college.

-Consistency with the X-Men movies in general

-A live action movie of the Teen Titans

-A live action movie of Codename Kids Next Door


….And so much more.

….but a girl can dream.

I started listening to Welcome to Night Vale recently and I think I fell in love, thanks again for showing me this shit @silversatori! xD

I got curious if there was any fanart of him and checked out the tumblr tags (in hindsight maybe not the best idea, I might have spoilered myself a little lol) but I wanted to draw Cecil as well at least once and since for all I know he has little to no taste in fashion (like me) I crammed up some imo shitty looking clothes and threw them together in this doodle
And yes, that is a friggin Jat (jeans+hat)

My overall design for him as it is now isn’t really mine though, I just kind of threw together all kinds of designs I saw and liked and crammed it all up into this out of both lazyness and tiredness :’D

I know I’m hanging behind on things, but I hope that you’ll (after a too long period of not posting any art lmao) like it~

here’s my concept for the script of a phineas and ferb episode:

[open with PHINEAS and FERB sitting on their couch watching a documentary]

NARRATOR: Nikola Tesla was best known for inventing a death ray and falling in love with a pigeon.
PHINEAS: Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!
PHINEAS: No, not the pigeon thing. Well, at least not right now.


ISABELLA: Whatcha doin’?
PHINEAS: We’re building a death ray!
ISABELLA: A death ray? Isn’t that a little bit morally condemnable?
PHINEAS: Not if we don’t actually use it!
ISABELLA: But then … what’s the point? Isn’t building something capable of mass destruction and carnage just to see if you can do it evidence of a larger potential for chaos and ethical bankruptcy? And what if it falls into the wrong hands? Are you responsible for any havoc wroght by someone who would misuse your technology?
PHINEAS: I mean, it’ll probably just disappear when mom comes home.
ISABELLA: Oh, right! Okay. I’ll grab a wrench.

disney hire me

Relationships Part 3: Lizzy and the Twins


What can I say about Lizzy that hasn’t been said before? I find it interesting about her relationship with her mother and brother we see more then her relationship with her father.

 Lizzy is a girl with a lot that is weighing her down right at the moment, and not that long ago, part of that weight was removed because of what Ciel told her, that he could never hate her. It’s an interesting dynamic brought about by not only training but the need to keep the Watchdog aspect of the family going, something that I think, she really does hold true to.

For Lizzy her relationship to her parents seems to be for the most part loving, although with her Mother it’s more strict then your typical mother and daughter situation. We see her constantly over by the Phantomhive house as a child, indicating that she preferred to be there with Our!Ciel and the Twin. And in this case I think a major reason was that she enjoyed being away from the tight training schedule that her mother had her on.

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Literally the first time Juno sees Nureyev Rex Glass he talks about how “he looked like he was happy to see me and like he’d be just as happy to kill me, if push came to shove. It wasn’t an unpleasant look, all things considered…” Which in my mind loosely translates to “If he slaughtered me right here and now, well, at least he’s hot” and I know a lot of people cite Alessandra decking him as the joke for his pain kink but this is also a pretty great line

the paladins, from most chill with insects to least chill

keith: if you even THINK about killing a bug in the house instead of taking it outside he won’t look at you for the rest of the day. picks up giant centipedes with his bare hands. genuinely, wholeheartedly thinks spiders are cute and likes playing with them when he finds them

lance: love for animals extends to insects. ALSO vehemently refuses to kill a bug he sees inside. knows a lot about insects, and gets reaaally close to them so he can try and see what they are. baby-talks to them. only thing he’s not huge on is tarantulas and only just because they’re dangerous OKAY i’m not scared of them i’m just cautious shut up keith

pidge: recognizes that insects are, objectively, cool, but would prefer to ruminate on their coolness from a distance. also knows a fair amount about them and can identify most common types. would prefer that some of the nastier ones like spiders and centipedes don’t get too close to her or move too fast or really be within twenty feet of her for any reason

shiro: lowkey afraid of anything that isn’t a fly or a mosquito. gets the heebie-jeebies if anyone talks about spiders for too long. if he sees something nasty, though, he won’t freak out; he’ll just quickly move across the room and check to see if the bug has moved every five seconds. calmly calls for someone braver (aka keith) to come and take care of it. may or may not avoid entering a room if he saw a spider in there earlier

hunk: fuck no. fuck NO. FUCK no. FUCK NO. you saw a spider on my sock earlier? guess it’s time for me to set my entire sock drawer on fire. jesus christ why are there bugs in the castle we’re in SPACE are you FUCKING kidding me

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anonymous asked:

what sign would you say is Tumblr's Least/favorite sign(s) right now

well currently..

tumblr favorite signs: aries & virgo

tumblrs least favorite signs: libra & pisces (use to be gemini)

libra and pisces have been getting sm hate lately which sucks because both those signs are in my top 5 favorite signs. aries & virgo have been getting the most adoration


I hope you’re all aware how much I love my cat.
Here’s an overview of the pictures:

1. This is what happens when your two Great Loves™ (boyfriend & cat) meet

2. Smol roll of Chub™


4. On the road to recovery after dealing with some stress issues 😳

Afraid of Staying the Same

Rucas Fic Week 2017

Day Five//Future: Riley and Lucas have been together since the Ski Lodge, but midway through college they hit a bump in the road.

Riley’s never been much of a morning person. She loves sunrises and singing birds as much as the next person, but she likes a warm nest of  blankets on a comfy mattress even more. One of the best parts of college has been the ability to arrange her schedule so outside of that one seminar class the first semester of her freshman year, she has never had to be in a class before ten AM. She likes to sleep in, thank-you-very-much.

Particularly after a night spent at the bachelorette party of a sorority sister who had graduated the year prior. As a designated driver Riley hadn’t been partying as hard as most of the other girls in attendance, but the festivities had gone well into the night and the sun had been starting to peek up over the campus by the time she was able to fall into her bed at the Delta Nu House. Her last thought before her mind had completely given into sleep was how glad she was that it was a Sunday and she would be able to sleep until her body told her it was time to get up.

So she’s less than pleased when there’s a very persistent knocking on her bedroom door, dragging her away from the roost that she’s burrowed in as she slept. Less so when the person continues knocking despite her mumbled, “Go away, it’s Riley’s sleepy time,” and even less so when the persistent knocker calls their own greeting through the door.

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more alolan eeveelutions! (that have absolutely nothing to do with alola but those are basically the only canonical regional variants right now soooo)

anyway, glaceon is based on glaciers and how they shape bedrock, sylveon is based on a papillon dog and the apollo butterfly, leafeon is based on rusting metal in the woods.